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HOW IT WORKED
A dragi(1t who wanted to Mil !
trio wafll Ironi wit tdvlMi) to cm
ploy an attractlra young wmnao to
cook waffles In the atore. ' la waa aa
anrad that tho etiem would boost
sales.
"How did It tarn outr asked bis
dvlscr.
"A smart (Ink marrlad ths ftrl the
Drat week."
77f HE WENT
lie (at midnight) I feel all wooni
op tills evening.
She (wearily) Toar mala spring
most be broken, or yoo'd sorely go.
Th Young Lawyer
Ana If, mr eon," the Uwrr ealO.
"My hoe roe wlih to all,
Rmmbr that I got my start
By working with a will."
Just to Do Something
DentiM's Wife We must give the
maid a little treat of tome sort for
ber birthday.
Pentlst All right Til extract aome
of her teeth fresv fieri lo Kegels Los-
tlga Welt
Fining
Bhe I wonder why marriage la
called "an Inatltutlonr
lie Because It la so bard to escape
from, I suppose. New Yo Central
Dues Uagaslne.
Realism in the Moviet
Tour atar ablrered most natural
In that scene."
Had to."
Ilehr
"We put ber on Ice.
Why Worry?
Dyer Too bad about Niblick losing
all bis money.
Gowfe He should worry I lie made
the course In two under par yester
17. ...
Rather Big-Hearted
Jerry Is there only one cake of
snept
llellhop Sure I
Jerry Tell the night clerk Til take
another room. I must wash my face.
GREATEST COLD FIELDS
"What are the world'! greatest gold
flelde."
"The big cities you'll find gold
diggura in erery street"
Landing a Pauenger
Ruth rode In my otw cycle oar
In the -t In bsck nf m
I took a bump at (Iftr-flvs,
And rode on ruthlualy.
' How Boy Friend Knew
DutiKhtvr You know, dud, he al
ways said he'd never marry until the
riKht girl came along.
Pud Well, bow does be know you
are the right onel
Daughter Oh, I told him I waa.
Hit Favorite Brand '
Dave Hare you another cigar like
the one you gave me yesterday 1 .
Rod Yenh.
Dave Kino. I want to break my
brother of the tmhlt of smoking.
Reciprocate or Retaliate
"I muat begin buying my presents,"
said Mr. Q. "You know, Cousin Kills
gave us that big blue vase lust year,
we ought to reciprocate,"
"HedprocntuT answered Mr. 0.
"Kor that vase I Xou mean retaliate.'
The Outlook.
Meowt
Wllllo fa. how old are kittens
when they got their eyea open?
Ilia Father 1 tn sure I don't know,
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Progrett Made In
Caring for Sick
There are fifty more hospitals lo this
country now than there were a year
ngo, according to a statistical survey
of hospitals recently completed by the
American Medical association. The
6,940 hospitals now In operation In the
United States have a capacity of
860,443 beds and the Increase over last
year Is sufficient to take care of an in
crease In population of S.OOO.OOO peo
ple, association offlduls mj. The
growing Importance of the bospltal as
an educational agency Is indicated by
the figures showing the number of hos
pltuls that Include nurses' training
schools. The' total number of schools
come to more teyin 2,000, of which
Pennsylvania has the most In any
state, though New York has the largest
number of nurse students. There1 are
slightly fewer than 28 registered
nurse for every 10,000 people of the
whole population of the country, the
survey shows. The lowest supply U In
Georgia and Mississippi, which have
only seven for every 10,000 people.
CoftltlMtloa fftr1lv !nd!et dlMrrir4
stomften. llTr And bowaln. Wrlsht't Indian
VxMnbl Pllla rnitora raznlarltr without
Sriylns. Ill Faarl St., N. f. AdT,
Weeit Looked On at
Retervoirt of Wealth
At recent meeting of distin
guished botanist the opinion' was
voiced that great reserve of wealth
ere lying untapped In what we now
regard as weeds. Though there are
600,000 known species of higher
plants, the world' needs In food, fiber
and timber are at present supplied by
less than 100 species.
Another Interesting fact that waa
brought out at this convention of
botanists was that the cells of plants
can be regarded as the most powerful
forms of suction pumps In the world.
A the result of research Into the way
In which plants draw water from
their roots to their topmost leave
through fermentation that la taking
place In their cells, an estimation was
made that pumping power sometimes
equal 600 pounds to the square Inch.
Soft Corns
Money Back Says Your Druggie!
if Moone a Emerald Oil Doesn't
Do Away With AH Soreness
and Pain in 24 Hours,
Get a bottle of Moone'a Emerald
OU with the understanding that If it
does not put an end to the pain and
soreness and do away with the corn
Itself your money will be promptly
returned.
Don't worry about how long you're
had It or bow many other prepara
tions you have tried. Thla power
ful penetrating oil la one prepara
tion that will belp to make your
painful aching feet so healthy and
free from corn and bunion trouble
that you ll be able to go anywhere
and do any tiling In absolute feet
comfort
8o marvelouaty powerful I Moone'a
Emerald Oil that thousand have
found It gives wonderful result In
the treatment of dangerous swollen or
varicose vein. Your druggist I sell
ing lots of It
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Locutte Defied Artillery
' Giant lorusti have been Invading
the countryside In India, three differ
ent swarms having descended upon
territory In the Bombay presidency,
say Popular Mechanics Magazine.
One "army" waa 20 miles long and SO
yards wide. When the Insects had set
tled, heavy gunfire was directed upon
them, but did not dislodge them, and
several fertile tracts were devastated.
Another swarm waa .lire mile long
and half a mile wide. -
Beet tor the Dog
Table scraps form the best food for
the dog, saye Nature Magazine. Do
not feed him either "potatoes of
chicken bones.
Self-distrust la responsible for moat
t life' failure.
The silent watches of th night are
those we forget to wind.
Covfersd Wagon Pioneer
Quickly Restored to Health
Was So Weak Could Scarcely Use Arms or legs. Sacra
tnento Resident a Victim of "Flu," Loses Weight
and Vitality. Finds Long-Sought Relief.
Strength Restored. Praises Tanlac
' Pioneer Mood flows in ths vein of
Frank Kikert, Box 103S, R. R, 10,
Sacramento, Calif ..aprominentstock
man who trekked over the rough, has.
ardoua trails from Illinois in the early
sixties, lint even his brawn, muscle
and splendid health broke under the
strain of modern living. "Flu" loll
its mark and threatened hie life.
"I didn't care whether I lived or
died, I felt so haJlv." said Mr. llikert,
"when 1 began taking Tstilno. My
strength had vanished, sapped by the
'Flu. My arms and legs were so
Weak that they were almost useless. I
oouldn't even turn over In bed with
out help, so completely undermined
was my strength and vitality.
"One night my wife saw the Teniae
advertisement in the paper and urged
me to try it, I bought a bottlo and
Started iking it, and I felt better
right off. In a few weeks I was able
to do all my work. Not only did my
weakness disnpiear. bit I actually
siiined twenty pounds, and I have felt
fine evV ainee.
"Yes, sir, I firmly believe that Tan
Ian saved my life. Naturally, Vm so
enthuHiaatin about Tanlao I am tell
ing all my frieud it' a great medicine
TV0 HOMES
MADE HAPPY
By Women Who Used Lydis)
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. -
l have taken Lydla K. Plnkham'e
Vegetable Compound and I think It
I the most won
derfnl medicine
I ever tried," la
the statement
made " fif t Mr.
Goldle Shoup of
-Bt Joseph, mi.
nol. 8b de
clare that after
tfikln the Com
pound the la In
better health
than before! '
Mr: J. Rtorma
nf 90 f.ana flfraot. Paterson. N.' X.-.
write; "I cannot apeak too highly
of your medicine and I recommend
It to all my friend."
These statement were taken from
two enthusiastic letter which tell
nf the help that has been received
from using the Vegetable Compound.
Both Mrs, flhonp and Mr. Storm
were In a ran-down condition which
caused them much nnhapplneat.
When women are suffering from
lack of strength and from weakness,
their own life and that of their fam
ily la affected. When they feel well
and strong and are able to do their
housework eally, happy home are
the result -
Are you on the Sunlit Road to
Better nealthf
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W. N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 18-1827.
Taket Moviee of Plantt '
The slowest motion pictures ever
made are those of the United State)
Department of Agriculture which por
tray the growth of plants. This la
don by the use of a "time-lapse" ma
chine. Invented by Howard Greene,
that exposes only one frame of film
at a time and regulates the time be
tween auch exposure. These period
usually are about 20 seconds, so that
In an hour only about ISO pictures
would be taken.
All in Good Time
Fred D'you know, I haven't spoken
to my wife for five weeks.
Ted Don't worry, old man, yoof
turn will come next Answers,
aw .a
There' nothing to this grouch
talk."
"No, It' crahapplesauce."
and IH praise it a long as I live."
Tftnlac helps conquer ailments and
builds upstrength in famished bodies.
1 1 banisliespai u and f rees thesystem of
poison rausedby constipation andslng
gixh liver. It ia Nature's own remedy
made from roots, barks ami herl ao .
cording to the fnmousTanlnc formula.
Begin taking Tatilae and enjoy the
henentsofstrengtbandgoldeaheiiJUi. ,
The firet bottlo usually brings result
tnst win surprise you. ak your arig
ist lor 1 anlac todayl War U nur
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