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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 21, 1927)
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Uut h had weighed It against her virtue when h asked her to b lili wife, and It did not weigh (rent deal. Cyrllla Hums and Freddy hud known earb other slue they wore tola. Their famlllt-i lived In one of thoe old-fnshlnned city squares that re rapidly disappearing before the Uiarvh of pruKrvea. Only a few of tle old fiimlllea remained In the l rtulty, and they formed a aort of arln torracy of birth, though few of thviu had any money, freddy'a fuiher wna a lawyer, and ant all iluy In an olil-fanhloned office and met old-fiuhloned ellenta there. Oyrllla'a father waa rector, who wore a very KlIT cravat, and prearhH In a atntety church ao empty that he mlKht have begun bla aervlct "dearly beloved aUler Jonea" Inatead of "trr ly beloved brethren." It had alwaya been underatnod that Kreddy and Cyrllla were to marry When Freddy came home from college he looked at Cyrllla and wondered. Here be had bees out In the world ai It aeemed to him, tailing the Joy of emancipation, and Cyrllla waa going the aame old round of ulimlnnary meeting, library committee and via Ita aiming a arlect and exclualvt old funhloned art. Tet Freddy waa ahrewd enough to aee that a wife mum be rhoaen for her wearing qualltlea. And Cyrllla undoubtedly did wear well. Kti wna )ml the aaaie aa ever. jut a Inter-eati-d In til mi. Jut aa willing to talk about her Inlereata. even a little fond er. Freddy thought So It came about at the annual dinner party that, finding hlmwlf alone with Cyrllla, Freddy took her band In hi. "Will yon marry m eoon, Cyrllla. denrr he aeked. "Tea," annwered Cyrllla. "If you are anr you love me." "I know I love you," anawered Fred dy. "I lore you well enough to look forward to taking you Into the world, where we hall llva our own life different life He atopped abruptly. It would never do to let Cyrllla re I lie that he had other view of their future than living on In Hi aquare. And If little gleam ram Into Cyrllla' eye Freddy did not notice It They were to be married In early autumn. That dimmer Cyrllla bo na ved In an unprecedented manner; be accepted an Invitation from frltnd to upend week tip country. It wa ao abnormal that ther wa mncb ahaklng of head and comulta Hon among the family. However, In the end It waa derided that aa an almnet married woman Cyrllla might he permitted to go. Cyrllla, who had meant to go anyway, went Left to hlnwelf, Freddy pined In bla father' law office. When hla va cation arrived he decided not to take one. He waa moping. Somehow Cy rllla'a letter deemed awfully cold. Old Cyrllla love him well enough to perome hla wife? That wa the qu tlon he put to hlmaelf. "No !" wa the anirwer that hla Inner eonaclomweM thundered out on after noon. "Not And I am going to offer ber htr freedom. And I am going to break away I" And In that moment he aaw hlmaelf martyr and pictured the Joy of life nnder new ikle, and totally different uplcea. II told hi father that he would take hi vacation after all. II went to th Catakllla and eelected a little hotel ther filled with ahopglrl and foung men from the atorea at fifteen dollar week. And there he plunged, with aena of awful wlrkedne. Into new life. The region wa almply dotted with hotel. In every foreat glade on earn opou apoonlng couple, fin every lak rang out the voice of hllarlou young people. Freddy flung hlnwelf Into It all with (eat He made deaperate lov to little girl who aold perfumery at Rtacey'a, and bad apparently ab tracted a good deal of th atock to pour over heraelf. He apen th morn ing with her, the afternoon with a i ladlea' aho department girl from laoac k Copplnway'a, and the eve ning h iirolled up and down with a wultren from Mild', and dlcud th relutlv advantage of th break- fiiHt cereota. And he liked It II wa growing more and mor entranced with the vulgarity of It II felt regular Don Juan, and when the hotel gave the annuul maftked hall and the carrouael wa aet up, Freddy wu the gnyeal of the gay. II twung round giddily upon hla borae, aide by aide with a ihrlpklng young tlilag In block, whom he kept on her utmteady aent at Interval by th preioiur of hi hand against th back of her wulat Then maaki wore donned, and a perfect whirl of pleas ure followed. Introduction ar not conlderd e aentlul at that sort of CntKklll hotel. Freddy rpiin In th giddy mine of dune aftr dune. Th struggling, ihrleklng thrung wa bavin hlgli and glortoti tltne when aom wag cut the I'lcrtrlc light wire. luHtantly terrific confuilon followed. Ctrl aliouud that they were going K. fulut, and fainted lu th aruia of tin men neareat them. Freddy, embrac ing ao uuknowu creature, who lay tike a dead weight upon hla ahnulder, fell regular devil, He thought of Ihr squar with a prufuuud wi of the Irouy of llf. , "Help I Mk wiy 6r lady what' fainted I" ahouled th landlord' iten torlau vole through th durkuea. And aomebody appeared, a dimly deacrled ahuduw, ttiMirtlug th flgnr of a girl, petit and allm. with black mask covering wbat nUgbt hav been an uucominoiily pretty race, "I'm th boy." ihouted Freddy hi had learned that pliran th day be fore ud auatched th lady from hr eawirt Th escort not owning her, turned hi attention to th nearest girl. And lb struggling ninaa gradu ally made niov ton-ard th doora. Th girl bad really fainted. Freddy carried her, hut when he reached Hi entrance h felt a audden disgust for th crowd, II picked her up bodily In hi arm and made toward th lak, aom fifty pare distant. The moon had not risen, It wa almost pitch dark and he could sc nothing but th ahadowy trees and In the distance 111 level top of what mimt be tlie water. Th ahouta behind him had died away and Freddy for the drat II in began to b frightened. He tried In arouse th girl, but her unronsi'lousnes wa profound, and only the least catch of th breath reinsured him that lh wa allv. He derided that th proper thing to do would be to dash water Into her face. He set her down at th margin of th lak and plunged forward to scoop np aom water In on of th tin can that lay In nttmhera among th bushes. He got hi ran and. aa h stooped to (III It, th soft marshy ground gav under him and he stumbled forward Into the wnter, falling flat on hla race. A minute later gurgling, putting flgur. composed, according to appenr nce. principally of allm and mud, arose from the bMom of th lake, atlll clutching the can of water, and strug gling bsrk up th ascent For several momenta Freddy hunted disgustedly for th girl, cursing himself for a fool. Why hadn't he been content t slay qiilt-tly In hi rooroT He loathed himself Just then, and. In the reaction, thought of Cyrllla for th first lima la week almost - Then he ram npon th girl. and. forgetting hla condition, he kneeled down beside ht r and raised her head on hla arm, and dashed th tepid water Into her fac. "Wher am IT ah whispered In terror. "It's all right. Mi." said Freddy he had learned that mod of address too. "Homebody rut th wire and yn fainted. We'll hav you back to your place in half Jiff." Th girl waa quit silent Ruddenty th !oo Jtisn mood rsme over Freddy again. IMIberatrly be bent forward and planted klsa upon th girl's unresisting lip. They were aa cold aa Ice, ftuddrnly, with dreadful sense of horror. Fred dy lesned forward. In th light of th lanterna which hsd been swung from th hotel porch, Freddy could e that It wa Cyrllla! And she knew him I fth got np and surveyed him. Her fac waa Inscrut able. "You're rather muddy, Freddy," h ta!d quietly. "Tea. dear. Fancy meeting yon her. I knew It wa you, aa soon a " "Don't be untruthful. Freddy. Ton kissed girl whom you didn't know from Adam." "From Kve, yon mean," said Freddy. "Well, and will you tell me what brought yon her. Cyrllla T Mow do f know what you've been doing?" "I wanted aom fun," Cyrllla said defiantly. "Well, so did I," said Freddy. Rh look step forward. "Ton wanted fun, Freddy T Why, you're the last person In th world who ever looked Ilk fun to me. If you knew how I wanted to break oot " "My LordT cried Fretdy. "Cyrllla, you mean t I never thonrht But who' kissed you, anywayT" "Nobody but you," ah answered. "They'v all tried to, all of them, but I wouldn't let them. O. Freddy, yon ar human, after all, thenT n Hasped her fiercely In bla arm. "You bet I ami" h ahouled. "Why, Cyrllla, this I th happiest day of my life, to find you out And we'll make our marring dream of happl nee." "And you yoo won't kls nny other atrang girls, thenr asked Cyrllla. "How many, Freddy t" Freddy held up on linger. "Only you, deur," he answered "My, what peach yon looked, toot Ray, what do you think of getting married htr tomorrow T , "And nd starting nowf "flight away, Hut not at this hotel. A little pine I know where ther won't b anybody around but you and me." "All right," said Cyrllla. "flood luck to the squar when' It discover that It has stood for an elopement.". "I guess we'll turn It Into a paral lelogram wltn mortification," an swered Freddy, embracing ber agiiln. Old Cotton Material Hat 1st e I a cotton material named from liuptlsle, linen weaver who la alleged to huve Drat made It In th Thirteenth century. It la a plain weave, usually mad of fine, lilgh oual Ity yum. It hns i soft, lustrous In Ish and la mad In whit or In delicate colors. The best grsdes are used for lingerie, Infant' waar and hsat drossea. THE KITCHEN CABINET I tl. WHters NtwanaeM UulM.I Ther Is a tint In svsry wiaa's duration whsn h arrlvs al th aonvlntlo that snvy Is lgaerno Hist Imitation Is sulold , that no ksrasl of nourishing oors esn eoni te hint but Ikroush hla loll ktatowsd os that plot ef roun which la glvsa him M till. JCmtrsga. OMI ANDWICHIt The hot sandwich are alway en joyed on cold night and on may serve variety ef tnstn. Toasted Chess andwlehe. Cut whit bread one fourth of an Inrb thick, apread with mustard butter and aprlukl thickly with chee finely grated. Cover with buttered ailres, presa together and arrange on wire toaster. Toaat dvllrat brown on both aide. Berv with cocoa, tea or coffee. Here la one that will do for des sert: unshlns Cak landwlehe With Msrshmallow lauc. llsk sunsiiln cake In an eight by twelve pan and when cold rut Into three-Inch quarea. Kpllt and spread half Hi square with the following: Drain fre from sirup ou ran of peeled apricots, pre the pulp through sieve (there shoa.d be cupful of pulp), add one cupful of sugar, the Juice of balf lemon, tr one bulf an orange, and th white of one egg; beat all together until the mixture will atand. Iloll one cupful of sugar and one half cupful ef water Ave minutes do not atlr after It be gin to boll. Ilrtnov from tk Are nd add one-half pound of nurshmal Iowa rut' Into quarter and beet until melted. Berv at one with lb a ore, Turkey (sndwIcHss. Melt four ta blespoonfute of butter In saucepan. Add four tahlrspnonful of flour, stir until well blended, add cupful eacft of hot milk and cream. Reaiann with aalt and pepper, celery salt, add one half cupful of mushroom, on balf cupful of chopped celery, and tw cup ful of minced turkey. Pour over the toasted slices of bread. Cover with thin layer of creamed turkey, season, and garnish with two Malka of celery for eac portion. Msrshmallow Tsa landwtcH Ilrosh th sugar from th marsbmal lows and place them on vanilla wafer, et Into but oven until plump and oft, remove st once end place aa other wafer on top of the marshmal low, presa lightly and serve st once. Anchovy and Cottags Crises Sand wich. To on cupful of cot lag cheese add two teaspoonful of an chovy essence, ooe-hslf teapoooful of psprlka and tahleapoonful each ef finely chopped chlvee and parsley; season to taste with salt and moisten, with mayonnaise. Rpread between allce' ot rye bread spread with the dressing, (lamlsh with new online and serve with coffee. Tasty Things te tat Ralada are alwaya welcome dish for the majority of menus. Kidney Bsan Salad. Tak one can of beans, two cupful s eash of cel ery and appl diced, on cupful of dill pickle cut Into bits, two table spoon fuls of chopped ZStt pimento with mayoa ft nals to moisten. iffjj Ambrosia. Take ene cupful of diced orange. graiirfrult, pineapple and raisins, cover with shredded csrrot nd dressing to moisten, I'rune stuffed with plneappl and peanut butter, arranged on bead let luce and served with French dressing niak delightful combination. Vsal Salad. Tsk two cupful f finely diced and seasoned Cooked veal, add on cupful or mor of finely diced, celery, on or two sweet pickle fluely minced, and cupful of akluued and seeded White grapes. Ills with any good dressing and nerve on letter. Salad Dressing Tak on tea spoonful of aalt one-half teaspoooful of mustard, three-fourth tasspoonful of sugar, on teaspoonful of flour, two and one-half tesspoonfula of butler, tli yolks of four or two whole eggs, lliree fourths of cupful of milk and one-fourth cupful o lemon Julc or vinegar. Melt the butler, add the dry Ingredient well mixed together; when, bubbling hot add th milk, and when well rooked add th lemou Julc which lias been beaten with th eggs. Cook over hot water until smooth and thick, stirring constantly. Add cream when serving the dressing. Carrot Pudding. One cupful of grated carrot one cupful of grated potato, one egg, one-bnlf cujiful of sugar, one-linlf cupful of shortening, one-half cupful of niIhIiis, on tea spoonful of soda and one cupful of flour, good measure. Htcam one hour. Kcrve with an egg sauce Effl Sauc. Ileal two eggs until light, mid one-half cupful of sugar and continue heating until th augur Is dis solved, add one-half cupful eucli of cream and milk, pinch of aalt flavor ing to last. Peach d'Anour. Fill tall glasses, with pench I cream, add sulllclent roMpborry Juice to color and run down through the cream. Top with whipped (renin or plain vanilla Ice creiini and irumlah with freah berry or cherry I 1 I