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A Voicsj That Wants to Reach Thin, Pale, Nervous Women S1cm.-Mr. W. II. Martin of 1930 V. Liberty SI., says! "1 had becomo II run down in health earned by over work mil worry, I grew iliiu and pale, was nervous, weak, had very little blood and it was thin and impoverished. ( I Rot to weak 1 could scarcely walk. Finally I began taking Dr. I'irrcr'e (inlilcti Medical Ducnvrry and il not only reitored my blood condition but alio built me up all over. I never knew there wai a medicine that would build up a person's health so uuickly and to permanently ai doc tlie Hjuldcn Medi cal Uncovcry.' " Step into any drug itore and ask (or Dr. I'icrce's (iolden Medical Diicovery in tablet or liquid: or lend 10c to Dr. I'iercc'a Invalids' lintel, Buffalo, N. Y, (or a trial ikg. of tablets. "Dlvlns Rights" George K. Huit was known at Divine Rl(hta Haur berause of a statement In which he la allogod to have aald: "The rights and Interests of the laboring nian will be protected and cared fur not by the labor agitator, but by the Chrlatlan men to whom God In Ilia In finite wisdom baa given the control of the property Interests of the coun try." Her Ambition 1 know a very nice woman, and what do you think her grestost ambition la? i have heard her say this I It In her town lives a man named T ut ile, who thinks be la very good look ing, and this nice woman longs to ap proach him, and say: "Tut. I don't think you are so d n good looking." -K. V. Howe's Monthly. Alaskan Schools There are schools for white children and for native children In Alaak Sc hools (or white children are under the territorial board of education, while schools for the natives are un der the direction of the bureau of ed ucation, and these schools are ecu ducted for the benefit of adults as well as for children. Ended Enforced Servitude The habit - of sending people to America to be made Indentured serv ants was discontinued at the time of the American revolution. The habit or sending maidens to become the wives of colonials was discontinued the Utter part of the seventeenth cen tury or the early eighteenth. Honor Accorded Indian A Ilattera Indian named Manteo, who was a faithful friend of the whites and was taken on a vUlt to England, waa given t ho lite of Christian bap- tlam and the order of a feudal baron as Lord of floanoke August 31, 1DS7. Judicial Rob at 12,000 The magnificent robes of black satin damaak, heavily embroidered with gold thread, which legal etiquette compels the higher Judicial official In England to wear on stale occaalons, now coat nearly $2,000 aploce. Charge It, Please Osteopathy moans "the science of the correct manipulation of the bones." Think of the edge an osteo path ha on the rest of us when the baby needs new pair of shoes. Knew What He Meant This telegram was received by the bride of a civil englnoor who took only winter flannel to the tropics with him: "S. O. S. D. V. D. C. O. D. P. D. Q." Jewels for Wstchea The boat grade jewels used as bear ings In watches are made of sapphires or rubles. Glory n Goodness Great hearts alone understand how much glory there Is In bolng good. Mlchelet. You Want a Good Position Very wall Talis the Aooountanoy and Bualnaa Management. Private Hecratart at, Calmilatur, Cemptomatar, fltenogTa prie, reiimanehlp, or Commercial Teaoh era' Coura at Behnke-Walker The for moat Business Collage of the Northwaat which has won mora Aoouracy Awards and Gold Medals than any othar school In America. Band for our Buroaaa CaUlo-. Fourth Street near Morrlaon, Portland, Or. lanxa M. Walker, Pre. P. N. U. No. 22, 1928 GETTING GROGAN'S GOAT By ELIOT KAYS STONE (tt, till, Wtatern Nmnivir Unlos.) UFLES muks bltory. The merest nothing may be sufficient to change mupa, dynasties, gov. trnuienta. An adder drenched a field In blond. A thirty-years' war was waged over a gins of water. An empire was loot for lack of a riding hnlilt. A little wren saved an army from destruction. A city win de stroyed by silence. Rome was snved by some cackling gocsa. The Lily or Mexico stand where It does today on account of an eagle and a serpent Mohammed's life was preserved by a spider. It may be suld, then, that a wl man doe not overlook trifle. In an other sense, he knows nothing of trifles, fur everything Is ot Importance. A fluke of dint can blind a man as esally as a sledge hammer. The Inalg- nlllciint mosquito In his small bunting way I ss deadly as the cobra. All of which Is by way of preamble to the plllllng trifle that lost for Grogan the world's championship. I'artlsans of Weasel Wavln, now champion, will tell you Jubilantly that a left to the ear knocitea out urognn, the Kama Cyclone. Adherent of the Cyclone will tell you slmiMt with Hears In their eyes that nrogun gut his through a yellow streak. Neither view Is correct Appearances ars de ceitful. The hand I quicker than the eye. Thing that ahow on the surface are sometimes not there at all. Wnvln did put Grngaa to sleep, but the Cyclone let hi in. Grogan did show a yellow streak all wool aud a yard wide, apparently. Hut there was no real knock-out and no real yellow streak. Grogan fear neither man nor woman, God nor devil. What laid Grofiin on the mat was the paltriest trifle. Jt did not bubble to the ur face at all Let ua search among the hidden snd unreveuled events that really conatltute history and we Shalt know what knocked out Grogan. a e e We ahall now dive Into the sea of psychology. We shall flah up 1'st Mc Coy, the Weasel's manager, a little red haired, blue-eyed aon-ot a gun; as sly ss a fox. as slippery as an eel, aw smooth ss your favorite brand packed Into your pipe, and as crooked as well, as some aldermen there Is no better simile. Tat Is out for the cuah. and he doesn't rare how he geta It The word psychology Is unknown to his vocabulary, but be la some py- rhologlat However, 1 would not ad- vlse you to Intimate to McCoy that he Is such a thing, lie would think you were calling hint names, and that Is a trifle be never overlook. Let US now stand aalde and let Tat prove onr assertions. We shall "listen In" on a little conversation that he had with the Wen set a month or so before the fight We shall find them both st the Weasel's training quar ter. W behold the gym, a long, low, narrow room, bars of everything but punching bags and other fight p'ira phrrnalla, and a bench or so along the wull. Enter McCoy, who for some mo ments appraises with his keen little eyes Blsvtn't onslaught on the punch tng bag. "I tell yon, Weaael," he begins, as that athlete paueea for a moment's breath, "we gotta get his goat." "lie ain't got none," the Weaael re torts. "It ld be bettor f fix It" "Fix h 1 1" McCoy snorts. "Morgan an' Rockyfeller t'gether ain't got rocks enough t' frame up nuthlng with that bunch. Two honest guys Is the Cy clone sn' his manager. Fools, t call 'em. Why, flrognti'd knock out his own grandmother If she'd be fool enough t' step tut the ring sgln him. ''Then you'd better spread our dough on the Cyclone. I kin lay down If the Iron boys talk." "Yon make a noise Itke a bonk. don't want no short-end bote. We gotta get hi gont" "Korglt It The Cyclone dont keep none o' them little pets." '8ure, he does," McCoy comes back. "There never was a guy that didn't have a goat. Touch me In the ribs an' I'm ready t' quit Some's afraid o' snakes, some o mice, an' a futiy long. legged spider la the answer to one championship I knows of. Bur he's got a goat Which remark proves McCoy to be a psychologist An hour or so luter we find McCoy holding earnest converse with one Slinky Grimes over a smull table and a glass of root beer. "Sure," HI Inky Is snylng, "It's a pipe. I got puts In the Cyclone's outfit, an' If he's got a gont, I'll get It If none o' thorn guys ars hep, I'll find out my' self. There's a bunch o com-ons at lus buttln' In, tryln' f get a line on the champ's form. Til be one o' them mvself, an' If there's anything In this gont bis, I'll surs cage the animal." Let us now Invnde the champion's training quarters. The room Is very similar to that In which we found Slavln. A group of newspnpor men and fight fnns or eagerly watching the morning's work. The Cyclone I having a bout with Tim Murphy, one of his sparring partners. The blows full thick and fust on Tim's chest and shoulder and head. He seems un. able to elude the Cyclone's sclentlflcnl ly delivered punches. Suddenly the champion starts and stares, a look of fright displaces his confident and aggressive air, and uncovered, a blow from Murphy fells hi in to the floor. The spectators are astonished. Few of them huve noticed the cause of Grogan' dlscoiuforture. I did. A good reporter has to see, even If he Is not permitted to record everything. That la, perhaps, the reuson why I have ferreted out the story of Groguu's, defeat. It may also explain the rea son why I cleaned up i-uougli money on the fight to retire from puperdom. W shall let Slinky again speak for himself to McCoy. "Sure," he la snylng, '"T'was a cinch. I've lifted his goat. Wuniln see the beustf" and he places a mall, green object In McCoy's outstretched hand. Twenty-two rounds of the (Jrognn- Klnvln fight were a classic a pugil istic drums, Never In the history of the ring had there been auch a but tle. It was a whirlwind of quick ac tion. Grognn, the Kansas Cyclone, 198 pounds stripped, lean and sinewy, In perfect fighting trim, was at his beat. Sluvln, twelve pounds lighter, well deserved his nickname. He was, er- hnpa, the speediest performer ever admitted to the roped arena. The first sis rounds were more or lees of a skirmish, each guuglng the other. In the seventh, Grogan took the aggressive. All that saved Weasel In the fifteenth was his agility; In the eighteenth, the gong. From then on to the twenty-third I huve never seen such an exhibition of gomeness. Slsv In wss almost literally bnttered to a pulp.Jn that twenty-second round the referee hud readied the count .of nine when the gong sounded. Tti gtng dunged again and the cyclone ruahed like a whirlwind to meet his opponent, who grogglly reeled from his corner. A gasp ran through the crowd they were keyed for the knockout. Then Just before they en countered, the Cyclone fluled to a gentle sephyr. lie seemed to be In a dale and a look of fenr crept Into his face. There were the thumps of two blows delivered so rapidly thnt they sounded almost as one. The weasel had hurled his right Into Gro- gnn's Solar-plexus, and deposited hi left on the baas of Grogan'l right ear. Grogan dropped like a log and remained uninterested In the subse- quent proceedings long after be bad been counted out A slgb stirred the house, snd then pandemonium reigned. Cheers and hisses and groans, shouts of triumph aud of anger were confusedly Inter mingled. Grognn bad unexpectedly developed a yellow atreak. There were not a few who loudly proclaimed It a frame-up! A riot was started only by the sudden appearance of the police In force their timely entrance giving color to the charge. The crowd duttered sullenly. Such waa the fight as It went down In history. What really happened In that twen ty-thlrd round was this: When the Weasel had retired to bis corner at the end of the twenty-semnd, he whis pered Into McCoy's ear. "Get his goat I'm all In." So, when at the tap of ths gong, the Cyclone advanced. veritable whirlwind, McCoy and I, alone of the thousands of spectators, watched a toad a common, ordinary, garden variety of hop-toad, hopping toward Grogan. Grogan saw It and that wa euough. It waa Grogan' goat the one thing between earth and aky that the Cyclone feared. Palm Branch Guards illage in Guiana An aming-pau a barrier against bad Dhantom hnngs across the mouth of every Huahnegro psth In the Interior of Surinam. Dutch Gulnna. The utility of the thing Is Impor tant Its form simple. An asung-puu Is nothing but a long palm branch with hanging leaves supported across the way by two long forked sticks stuck In the ground at either ertrem- Ity. To go up the path toward the village that hide up the rise of land, one must walk through and under the nsung-puu. letting Its rattling fronds brush against the face. A stranger who attempts to mnke his way around the end of the barrier Is loudly called back and made to wulk straight through, legitimately. The theory, based on actual exie rlence, Is that no one who comes to the town on an unholy mission will venture bodily through the asung. pan. Fenr of ths avenging fetish that protects the path will prevent Tho same rule that applies to the living affects the dead. Good spirit can march through the palm barrier, Had phantoms cannot The Ilushnegroes believe thnt the physlcnl strength of tho evil dead Is so Inferior to the vigor of the good thnt the branch which deters the one will present no obstacle to the other. Thus Is the asnng pnu doubly effec tive. John W, Vandercook In Harp er's Magazine. Married and Impriionad A marriage was celebrated at a sen port In Wulcs about fifty years ago under singular circumstances. The bridegroom was a returned convict and was one ot the prisoners sent for trial at the assises for theft The bride hod Joined him In his thieving enterprise, and wn waiting to be tried. In the morning the happy pair were escorted by the police to ths Itomun Catholic chapel, where, In ac cordance with a Judge's order, they were mnde man and wife; end Im mediately afterward they wer ar raigned before Lord Coleridge In ths Assises court, and convicted of ths crjme laid to their charge. The man was sentenced to five years' penal servitude, and ths blushing bride wss relegated to prison for six months. HEARTS COURAGEOUS By DOUGLAS MALLOCH WHO are your heroes? Though the brave Deserve the tribute of the free, I'm surs not all ths banners wave Above the ranks of chivalry. For some no banner wave at all; And yet some heroes I recall With hearts courageous, though no scrolls fay tribute to their fighting souls. ( know a woman, one who Had Husband aud bouse, and wealth and eose, Yes, all the thing that make you glad Who know the Joy of tilings Ilk these ; And then she lost them, one by one; they slipped away as slips the sun. Until she stood as stands the lone Old oak when all ths birds have flown. As stands the oak I For still shs stood, tier root In earth, ber bead In heaven, And epoke of life a something good. And thought of grief as something given. However hard ber hardest mils, She wore for poverty a smile, And talked of God In all her grief With stronger faith and mors belief. And I, who have my petty loss. Seek not new courage In old tales; I ses a woman with a cross, Yet one whose laughter never fulls. Who are your heroes? Yao who resd The story of some stranger's deed. May seek the brave In tales of war While some great soul imlles on next door. (A r McCler wewepeper Sradlcate.) O 3heHotdJfwioqrapher tytf ulkerjor T OOK at 'em imuklngl" said th - tlollan ftatiw-flva with Hlanrw provaL "I see 'em every day, drop Into the lobhy hers to puff a coffin tack," an swered the Hotel Stenographer, glanc ing at three girls In a big dltan In I'encork Alley. "I don't mind 'em. Kelly, bersuss I know It Is not their fsulL "I do not smoke, though I do not de serve any particular credit for being one of the few who do not We are all the result of our boms training. ThoM girls live In families where fa tbers and mothers play twenty five rent limit, and both side of th fam ily carry a ctgarett case. Of course they imoke. Youngster Imitate their parents from the time they plsy house, and dress up to their parents' clothes to do IL "I come from a family where fa ther still drinks bis coffee out of a mustache cup. "My mother Is religious, too, and her children are all hand-spanked. I am past twenty one, but not past spanking, and If I lit one ot those thing In our flat, I know what would happen to me, although I would not be In a position to see IL Ws still put all the dinner on the table at one time abd say grace, so I would hardly be expected to smoke. "A the lad said, when her daugh ter fell In the well. It Is mighty hard to raise a daughter, but most of ns Imitate our mothers and make a few Improvements on ths model, and let It go at that (CoprrKht r the MeNaushl Sjrsdloale, laa.) eoTIbi BDREVIATED J l.STORY WORLD HER HUSBAND Chapter L Oil three duys and nights Med- X mont Spray was all action, fores- fulness and euthuslasin, not to say pep. The Idea had come to him to re furbish his fishing tackle, to make tt gleuui like new und shine like the deuce, and every spare second and every loose moment he was shining. pointing, nickeling, scruplug aud pol lnhlng. He arose at five In the morning to get In a few extra rubs before break fasL He hurried home from the of flee to shine and scrub before (upper, und after supper he stayed up scour lug and palming till the smull hours of the morning. Chapter IL "Piedmont," said Mrs. ftprny timid ly, "I wonder If you'd mind fixing the kitchen shade for me? I'm surs tt wouldn't take you mors thun a min ute, or an hour at ths most." . riedtnont Spray drew himself up to his full height and expnnslon, und his eyes blazed with honour Indignation "rra a business man not a car penter or a mechanic," he withered. "When I come home for peace and quletneas, thoroughly exhausted by the day's toll by whut am I greeted) By a soothing and comforting sjm . puthyT No I Ity a cold-blooded de mand that I spend the night hopping on and off kitchen tables. Ko, madam, by ths Lord Harry, no I I" Ml Ueerse atetthew Adejaatt PHPTI A lin VyiV I LuJtXiU Children, 10 cents Any Time. Continuous 1 to 1 1 p. 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