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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (July 24, 1925)
HIS MATCH A taxi driver recently got the wnrat Of a wordy bout. Ad olik nmn ':h a wheelbarrow wouldn't get out of the way, nnd the taxlmun ihoutcd : "You ought to tie wheeling a baby "And you ought to be In It," replied the rlil iiiiin. A Busints Getter A imnll boy cull I on the doctor one evening. "Say. doc. I guess I got measles," be said, "hut I can keep It quiet." The doctor looked up piixxled. Aw, get wise, doe," suggested the mall boy. "Whafll you give me to go to school and scatter It among nil the kid?" Bottle. TRIALS OF WZDDED LIFE urn Radio Fnn-Ilave you i loud speaker In your house? . Longsuffer Yes, loud and Incessant I'm sometiiaeg aorry 1 married het. Supply and Demand. Supply and demand Serva lo tielshten tha a loom. Thera ar alwaya mora problem Than can consume. Condition Changed He You are very extravagant your drvsa. , In She Before we were married any- thing that was for me ymi never thought extravagant, no mutter how much It cost. ihSKi 1 nPV" ,ld 'b"Vl - Contemplation "l have heard that you contemplate retiring to private life." "the"ame a I contemplate going to heaven. Iff a sweet anil blissful I prodiHHt, hut somehow you don't feel In any particular hurry about IL" Wasliington Star. Old, but Ho Fool She f to old suitor) You know what people would say that you were fix I lab enough to let me marry you for your nmney. lie 'h. no, my dear; they would say I was too smart to let you get It way other Vay. SHOULD BE TRAINED Wide I dun't think I approve of this movement to train young piupla for marriage. Ilillihy Wliut! Alu't pivlll.His and soldiers and all other lighting people trained? Publicity Tii movls actor has to faca The perils of nubllclty And sacrlnc, In quest of 'pacs, Ills marital felicity. Travel Homebody The last time I saw the treat ilr. Uulllrox was In Venice. Betiuhroad U'wau ! You've .nevfer teen In Venice. Homebody I know It, but I've been to the movies. Unloaded Year Nell What else, you may say of her. Miss Anthony carries her age remark ably well. Hell Oh, lf easy enough to curry one's age by dropping a few birthdays now and then. All Right for the Purpose "Are you painting that scene mrr UiesV? It doesn't look mm b like It ut all." "1 know. Tin doing It for souvenir Dost-eiirds." .New York Mercury. The Airplane The. alrplnns la a ihlna of worth Bava when compelled to nils, As It descends from sky to aarth, la natty politics. A Good' Time" To Subscribe for the Inde pendent is -NOW- CECIL NEWS ITEWS Mrs. Eiu-I M.iiannndcliiWicr o! ''Urondactes" were eulliiiK it) M.-s. Goorjte Krebiut "Hie Lisi 0; np"on Monday. Miss Grace Ohnndk'r of "Wil Ov.oreek" ranch spent Monthly with MifA Annie C. Hynd at "Hut terby Flats", Mesrf. Vm. Sexton, Johr. li ebs. Walter Vvk Jack Hynd an I Roh Liwwo tnl.ir.o- i.. lb , . ' .,' , rn.uio ui tune vii ounuuy. Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Liettallen o! P.-ndleton spent Friday and Sat urday at "Uutterby Flats". I . 1 Mr. and Mrs. Archie Had and son, ot l..tu, were the weekend! wuests of ilc. t,nd Mrs. Ju'k; Hnd of "iiutteiby Flats". j Ky E. Stdenerof '"Seldomseen! a.vuuipamou vy james rtttrncnii u uiuiKan, wtrevismnu in I'en-1 U .-ton on Sutioay. Mrs. Helen Walker, Count: Siiporiiiteudent of Schools wa koKing up affair in Cecil oi T.sday. ' " , Facts Aboa; the Telephone More than half ofth stockliold eri of the American Telephone a iJTelcgrhph -company are Wiin en. Between 600.000 and 700.000 new poles are reqiiirej anntiniiv to carry tae w! vs of the licllSvi, . I. M. The telephone Directories print t J every year for the Eell System require about, thirty thousand tutu of paper every yeari iJ.. 0ver SOO.OOO American "m;lie$ have elephones in homes. their There are 2.2S6 telephone in strumen i in the Hotel Pcnnsylva nia in New York City' averajjein more than 210,000 calls a month. Care of Gem A pearl contain carbonate of lime. ' vinegar and other m-I.N will eat away the polixiieil surface In a sliort time. I Int water Is fatal to an opal, destroy Ini: Its fire and sijiiellnies ciniMing It t craik. Snap Is a dnadly enemy of the turqu"ie. ( An Ohioan'i Memory Our memory- gmn back to the time when people who were exnectliiif i:i!'.v often hiiM-d it would be a girl, j on the gmmid that girls gave you so llltle tnmlile as they grew up. Ohio State Journal. J Hey Abtorb Sea Oil ITay cat on tlie water In the harbor "f Stockton, f'nl., ubaorlied a thick i ;,tinti of oil and scum Hint had ac ci:tii!t;iited there. Tlie hay drifted imhi.re, was raked to one aide and burned. r. f-e i f V1 & rfrWl 57-1 V is e.v rt.-.:'.V?V-v -.Vl' V - .... . lips ??;.,---.,r2L '..lllMe a. Ifs more fun with a Brozvnie Making the paddle wheel was 'fun, and so was making the picture. That's tlie Brownie's job to get good pictures of good times. Drop in and look over the line. Folding Brownies combine Kodak convenience with Brownie simplicity. $().(x) up. Brownies of tlic box type give you pictures the easiest way and at the smallest cost. $J.ou up. There's a Brownie youngster or yourself Bullard's Pharmacy The Kodak Filling Station ; MORGAN ITEMS j Mr. and Mrs. Me Munuv ami s;i i Nviliit) , of lone, were eulliiiK Joi.'Mr. and Mra. Hnrbison, Sun- Mr. Sam S nail came tip f rum Portland, Stinhiy, to work tir A fred Tcot'dson during tlx' hal ve U snison. ' Mr. and Mrs. dm Hurdesty uiu i ir. una aus. cat oia .... I M.. .1 1 t 1i Me dine '.of Oicilwenlts lle;'piur' Sunday, if ctiatilt an cpa spvehilis;. Mia. Earl Mot-jam and children wvre ealiinn ot Miv. 11. 0. En o.i fcridy. Miss MiidrdWloryun tpeul jSr.if n.iy Willi her parents at Hr'ou.i acres, ii .' " uosi m i to ini.mrs iuounu-i ! hore have started ! 'irvrstinc. Mr. anil M'-s. Aluvji i';oi'udon :tnd L'Yaticc Juiies weite I i Arm, u'" Su,-li" ' - .yjr. and Mrs. Henry Mi-elei o: ..,.. ,... trauing n , ran on Kuiur'lay. ONl'i MOIiE UN IIE.N'UY ijve.-ai youuis ur jVo iuio M .ii one una eav tust wet km ifd, car which wus wondrinli 4eorutel in various tiroaJ sir.pi .in eu vetticaliy on the boU Vt- remaiktd I t,at their tx hi leiniiiiit'ii t.s ol l he :ut.!.i Mich Jacob ustd to lu al hi. - 4fl faW when the) WtMMdlM, t-p lojii'ilie-i' on siiaies. U . .v IUUri-4 Ituvil p; thai ll t . ' cul I cuet.'i: i.i l.:i ji I i ., . ...e wttu.d iitic i es-ult in a ni i el. y oi hi:iii!:ir y ti:p, iM '.'.'y ' l (Jui t'L;.l. t, .-, i ci ,e.... iiloii UticuinprilniHii;ik i cause boys iio not st urcli . ; iTilttires these tiiim.. We v .h ..ive ! e-:i as c iau uiii.'U. l we Had uouressed tlu-ni i:i i. jninai H Sirew or in "Ke.oi an Eiryptian". -Cant .-li.ti'.ed. P. P. C. He (at window)- Imi'i ll and his wife al the l'v.i lioir (;., tin '.iiil liny were lo l.e ilUnr c:l. l.ti-ll they are. T;.e ate miiLlii their pre-si-piirallnii catli. Higher Variety "Tbe cur turned teni,.in ami "Ymi mean It luriieil lurtle." "Well, rhis was a him priced chliie.- ' Nothir.g Exc:!:r I'otitnliii I n'l get mn trr:: t -li in g pictures: . I'enn I'ooh ! Ain't I lie n lelegt Uri llowera tuenty years? Well, to Somte, Maybe The wisest household cures to worn-i-n jield a liir-e, a useful and a grate ful field. Ilcnjamin Franklin. you' lilie for your at our Kodak counter FAMOUS VORTS IN U.S. HISTORY By ELMO SCOTT WATSON 1. Fired the First Gun in the III .-olutiort Contrary to popular opinion, tlie . cuing gnu of t .0 Keviiliilion whs not ti .'(l. at Lexington, Muss,, on April III, 1'. To. That honor really belongs 'to 1 ilMiioiith, N. II., where tlie III 1 o i rt net In the W ar for lnilcieiiilenre ti ii; place, IVi tuber 11, 1ITI. on l'eceiiilier ,l;i, 1771, 1'inil Hevero, us yet unkiiewn to funic but ulivudy act tig as hick- ngei- in the cause of Anii'l'lcnii llliei'l,, hale potliasui iiilti I'oHMiaouth to vvatli tlie local com mittee of pnhl safety flint tleiu'i'ill t.'iu.e was plain.. ng to relu'oriv I'm I W illla ll un. I Mjiiy. all alit ii nt l",li. 1 of Moll" In rurtsiuoulli harliot-. i...v, John .ii.i.t-.a il of !: ViTC'g uitImiI i I Si 111 WCl'il to t'.c-t. .'; n t-ochr.iit. . miiii.i i'1'T of l'ii lit: e .'i.tr.son of 1! voldiers, to be ill etlc.nl ic.aliHl i : attempt by the cH "-His lo seli-.i tlie muiiiiioiis in tlie fort. Accordil ly Cochran In- 'M-tc 1 liuie four-poii. '"rs on the walls ' the foil wlteie an attin k wo.ilil mo t II!. i iy come iin.l ordi red a sl.urp .e.i km t that nleb A'ii;t four i cliirl; the nct iiii.m'ln n lurty ,of f i cltlT'iis. led t'V Jolin I . I : t;!i ... laici a t'l.iiior of .New ! I.i -apvhliv, and .Mm Suiilvati. tl ". t iv .1 for feme . (lie coniie-ior of !.e li-ilioN ci'ii.'i" 'i'.h j during Ih.i Itcv li.t.. . nppi'ou .hmI the fort III bouts. I o.-,ia!i linim-i lately opened lire, but t '.iU fare to over the Jicatla of eioli, f,.r lie rouMzcd what his fate uould be If lie killed any of tbein. I'rai.ninieil , y tlie llrlng. tlie Colo iil.H sutiruicr Into the fort, took ',' 'hri.n and ! ;h men prisoner, but lo!, li .eil t!iein i.'ter they had carried tinny list Imnels of gunpowder (some ! wblcli. In, hi. tiially, as "returned" lo the I'c: i if.li fi.i the llamltig mouths ll p.iliiotic iiiii kcta on Iluuker Hill a llltle later) and other supplies. Al tliia'L,ii lioieruor Wi-nlworth las-.h-d a I r.ti l.itualiuii calling fur the arrest of these "trnli.'rs to hi majeiy,- noth ill.' Was ever dmie about It. und In .inr.i'. 1775, after ! cT' ts to enlist ue men ' lefer ! 'V fort had fulled. Ii ni"v... lot,, i ort William end Mao '"I lil.. iiiliiily to bold It lor King tleorge. Vy Aut-UHt the situation bud become o tire:, Idling that Win! worth was k-lad to make bis escape on a llrltlsh ur!ilp ntul liniucillatcly after his !i paiiure tlie Americans demolished llie fortri's, Years later another fort I was built on Ibis historic ot nnd It ; win appropriately named Kurt Con- j Hitution. a lit successor to the llrltlsh lort Wllliaiu' and Mary, where the J opining guu of the lievolutlon was ; fired. UC 1321. W.slern Newspaper Vntoa.) Home of Rare Dirdt ' I'.lrds of paradim- are found In New Guinea, Molucca Islands, and a few other neighboring islands, also In north eastern Australia. Tgrets range from the I nltcd Slates smith (o southern Smith America, from 'etitrul llurope aouili to Southern Africa, ami from North Ontral Asia south to Autralia. Thundertlormi At any one tuomeut, statlnllcs sbo v, there are un average of about l.WS) tliiinilirsttKriiis In iro;ri-s the World over, giving :M"sK) Hashes of light ning an hour, or 1M) a s,sund. In a year's time the earth will experience pi.tKsi.issi thunderstorms or 4-t.OnO daily. Young Opportunist "Ob, imimmn," etclulmed her llttla five-year-old, all out a lireath, "I've 1:irit been playing with the Ooodwln i-iilldren an,d they have Die measles. uw ran J eat all the randy to, Vaiise you know I'm going tick, anyway?" lioston Trntiscrli Good Tobacco Smoke " 1 ' " ' ' "i'l" ',; because of Its Infinitely small, ;;S lilue iiarlldes of light of that color, accord- Inif to scientists. The smoke, In real i:, Is a dark brown, llie blue being I :c rely the relleetlon of the light v u i es. Cleveland I'lujn liealer. Judging by Oneself Never put mncli cuiiliil -nie In aitch . s nut no conililctice In odiers. A man 'n tie to NiiHpm-t evil Is mostly luok : In his m-lglihor fur what he sees I I lilniself. As to the pure nil things i rc pure, even so to the Impure, all tiil.igs lire Impure. Hare. King Called Ironside liilivnrd It, Mnglinh king from 1,107 lo l.'I'.'T, was popularly known as Iron-t-ld'-s, 'The name was given him, in-, mrdlng to some, on account of bis I rent strength; according to others, i n account of bis heavy armor. Daily Text When .Joy comes In the .door Troit-H Wo llies out life window, but some folki make (rouble by celeliriillng Joy, ' r 111 t Japanese Hospitality In Japan It Is a custom to set food before guests at whatever tlifig of day they call, Ease in Dress ! Women have It easier, It takes pull-' lug to dress a man, but gravity duel It for woman. Duliith Herald. I Coafi for Jewi$ti Feaitt Km-y year In the Vnlied Utatea tlioiisiiiids of gouts, specially ruined on tlio I'n nils In the South, ate bought up and sold for shipment to .large Jewish cculei's nil u'ver the. country, Tin goals' meat la used lit the Jewish feast ing foNilval after the .I'nssovur, Kroui the. country nround Tliomiisvlllii, (laH iilone u"shlpineiit of l.t)tK.l head of gonll was tiiaile up for illstiihullun along tlia iN'ortli Atlantle coast, i Absolutely Safe Two tituld old ladles were hoard lug a huge ocean liner. "1 do hope," mi Id one, "this Is a tui ft bout," The oilier old liuly smiled reassuringly, "1'iin't worry about that," she replied. "I selected this bout after 1 hud Hi tilled to nil tbe bonis turning Into the liiirbor, mid I can personally assure you tlils shlp baa tlio hndlcst whlsll of nil!" , Firtl Vanity Cute j Olio of the earliest known vanity baits has been discovert i In (he rillllS of tin1 undent colony of ullilu, which ileiiilslieil in the r'ii'tli cenluiy. Scarcb. im; the tombs, u, I'rofcs ur Zull'er m m. I a hiuall bag of linen iihlch con luiticl a nietul niliTur, ui.iteiial reseui bllng rmn-e and u piitcll for darken i'.ig the eyebrows, , American Rlvert I The Aiiihuoii rher, In South Amer ica, iltaitiH an urea as large as that of the Mlsilssip, but sit. h li i rlioiy (insists laivcly of w ll.lerm i. Tlie Ic.iglli of tlie Amnion river Is "I'l'O n. .lis, unit thill of the Mississippi Is 1 (I tullis fr. i.i I'm source lii l.ule It isca, Mllltii'iola. to llie tiillf of Mex l.o. ;Aifenticn 4. t u DON'T j I f t ' y it t T S ?. f-S With Yourcelf When you come to know tint your i.d h :nxt :o . It pays to investigate fuel prices at TIR FARMERS. When you are in need of fuel at reas- I , s . . lUltI S. IS x.., . AA fS4-M A e j t ,V ; ; i'l T !' ' 1 i'.A&'--.x-i.- I want'l 4-JL Machinery Cost In Half i t The man w!io leaves his nvithines hi the fields is pay ing, by depreciation, for an implement shed, but no' IjJj eitiiijl me slied. . , ; You can cut your machinery co.st in half by prolong p hij its lite and usefulness. Yoa can double the life ol J an implement by putt n it r,arc through usi.i it y r i : : o;t of an implement shed to protect $2,000.00 worth of machinery is only a fract ion of that sum. ( 1 We have many excellent implement f.!v:d vlans to show r 71 . - -a -I jyw, and we have the nsi 1 kind and size btrldmrf yr,u requ,;e. Do not make the h mistake of buildh;; before yo" examine our up-to-date .,; implement shed pla is. we will be lud to have you call iand examine them, whether you arc building now or f later. Tum-A-Lum. ns Mintr of Hiirhs was the ftlaht of sleps"leiiillilg froiii llie dour of tl, i tipper prison to the fiu-iini In Hoiim, on which lite c s if i u: munlered by the oiupore ' m l r vc .m exposed. Twenty MiUn of Shelving Hluce llie fulled Hluli'H palelit olllci wns'esliihllsliiiil n 17IH), more Hi mi 1, fiim.iXKI patents have been Is'iiicd, t'uples and inoilels nf these pnlciiH occupy lid miles of slielvlng, Balbrigpan Clcthing ralbrlguan Is Ilia naniii of a seitport In Ireland miles from Inthllu, Its principal miiu'ifiicliires are eiubrold ered intilliis, cut Ion, calico and limns. American Chthenptm Anywhere In the world, no imile where, the chances nre that the chillies pins ns' il in hiii'itlni! out chillies were made Its An, n i. a. Earlieit Photograph The Hr-t pholograplilc porlnill lul.cil from life was priuluced by I'ro. feor I i:i!ii-r at the t'nlveisllv of ,'ei Yoik in Hfntraintt cf Poverty The worst feiilurii iiliuut poverty Is that II leaves yoii s i lltilii to p, iii for lliliii; you juiiiecil..- imiuiii Hen li', Too Doigrtir.3 "Should we have rcmale nr'lil cts"1" Is being discussed III a dallv pupi ., A tiuile eynlc iinpiiribmably p ito.n iliai there are quite enough il"' lug v., in en iihoul nlreudy, lrfiud.,.1 I'm i r ll a:.iV t! an p'l p' r cent i .i a is n.it Ue boiu. fVI I. a iv .!, I ol'i.i Farmers ?K ' 5 ft ff Us. 1 '1tA1 .0, s.MtMft s wimoMit srt7-t 7'f1?' muter cover as soon as you L L . I A i i f , L rn.uenai to duiiu jumuick ' , Lumber Co.