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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (July 17, 1925)
CECIL NEWS ITEMS J.W. Osborn and sister Mrs. Walter Comtkst returned to their "Fairvicw' janch at th first of the weekvto begin harv est Mr, and MtS. Zetinett Loan cf W'tlls fffirings spent the week end with Leoi: Loffan at Four Mile ' Miss Mallo Lommerfeld , of Portland arrived at "The Last Camp" Fri. and will visit with Mr. and Mrs. GeoCrebs for some time. . Wayne Cra.:ord and family of Lena were calling in Cecil Sun. Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Troedson and Miss Francis Jones of Grand view ranch near C ecil were cl ling on Mr. and Mrs. T.H. Lowe on Sunday. Mrs. E. Samuels and family who have been spending several days at Willow Creek ranch with the parents of Mr. and Mrs. V. H. Chandler left for their home at Athena on Monday. Fred Lindsey of Salem & bro therof Eightmile wero visiting in Cecil on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs Jack Hjnd of But terfly Flats & niece Miss Annie C Lowe of Cecil arrived home from Granite & Sumter. ' Mr. and Mrs. John Shofelt of South Elmo, Wash, were calling on John's old pals on Willow Creek on Tuesday. Mark Weanherford & party of friends from Arlington were looking over the wheat prospects of Morrow Co. on Tues. and made a short call in Cecil while in this district. THOUGHT HE HAD MORE Babliyi-I'Te com to the conclusion yoB mutrted me because you thought I had a Utile wealth! Wlflt Wrong again I thought you bad goo deal -M- The Lac Maker ' Customer Here ; look Irate what yon did I f. laundry wan I cant aee anything wrong wlth'fpat lace. t.r? T6f t wm a ! '" ClochTimet Pigeon A clock that will record Die day. hours, minute and second of the ar rival of a returning carrier pigeon has been invented by an Englishman. Expruv Periphrae Overheard at; the Club "You mny be a star to your mother. )ut you're a voice-hen rd-offstage to me." Boston Transcript. , The Wdrld't Way A man gets veVy little credit for , what he doee in lhU world, but lie geta lota of blaiie for what he doesn't HalthNot Another good tiling to prevent per aplrvtlon Is an anchor who believed In reul estate. Dulutli Herald. The Inflated Critic Too often the critic' thinks the list of Intelligent people begins with "I." Duluth Harald. Mind? and Soul It la the mind that mnkea the man, and our vigor la In our Immortal soul Ovid. ( Altai & Girls' boarding school an Instltu lion of yearning. Princeton Tiger. Good Time v Subscribe fdr th&Iride- pende MORGAN ITEMS Mr. and Mrs. Carl Morgan of Portland viaited the Morgan bro thers Earl and Ben Morgan the past week. Mrs. R.E Harbison and Fort had their tonsils removed lust week. Quite a number from Morgan attended the funeral service of Rufus Farrens in lone Sunday. Beulah Pettyjohn and Fdith Ely visited Katie Morgan Sunday. Elise Morgan visited Margaret Ely Sunday. Gladys Med lock, was visiting Edith Ely Saturday. B.F. Morgan and family were calling on Noah Pettyjohn and I family Sunday evening. I , ,, ., , , i aendlng you to J11II I've decided to give Mr. and Mrs Pat Wedlock and yo -n,ir chnc. Mr. and Mr8. Henry Streteri Burglar Thank yer, muni, thar-k of Cecil were visiting Mr. andi5"1"- 0nlJ' ,fr do mam- wi" I yer see that them chalre ain't In the Mrs. Jim Hard?8ty Sunday. Santor Herald. f. K 11 hJi,'v vyAMv.'riJ II I I I -m-t - f 1 V . n. . . - II t-t? a rs. Ifs more fun ivith a Brownie , Making the paddle wheel was fun, and so was making the picture. That's the Brownie's jobto get good pictures of good times. Drop in and look over the line. Folding Brownies combine Kodak convenience with Brownie simplicity. $9.00 up. Brownies of the box type give you pictures the easiest way and at the smallest cost. $2.00 up. There's a Brown ie yc youngster or yourself at BullarcTs Pharmacy The Kodak Filling Station , REPORT OF THE THE BANK Charter No. 144. A lone. i.i the State of Orpo-nn 1925 RESOURCES 1. Loans ami (llwiiiints. Incluillnir rfrllturiiintH mtnt.' t. i....... vi 11 nd :io. 11 any 2. Overdraft, aocurcd nml unwcur.'l i;. S. Kovernmeiit .curitlesj owiie.l, lticlit,lli1(f tlioae ahuwn In Ileum :tu uinl X, II uuy Utlicr botidti, warrauu uul aecurltlea, Including foreign govern iimiit. atuto, municipal. aorporatUm, ek'., lnc!iiilnK thoae ahowu in Items ao and 35. If any 5. Ktocsa, clalma, IIciih, JudKmenU, etc. (1. Uauklnn houne, 13,00.00; furniture and flxturcH, :.-j00.0O 7 Keul estate owned other than hanking Bonne 0. ta bJCaxh 011 hand In vuult and due from banks, banker una trust companies duolKtmtetl and approved, reserve agenta of the bank 11. Cheek on bank outMlde city or town of reporting batik and other caah Item Total , LIABILITIES Capital atock paid In Hurplim fund , (a) t'nillvlded profit . 147 i;j (b) I'sh current expense, Interest and taxes paid. W.u Ok.mank Dki'ohitm, other than bank, Niiliject to renervro: Individual deponlt iibect to check. Includiiitf ilepiwltM duo the StnU! 11I On-Kou, county, elite or other public lund Demand certlllcnle of ilepoHlt outstanding Timk a.ni) Savino I)KroiT, subject reserve und paya ble on demand or subject to notice: Time certlllciite of deposit outMtundlMg Nou- aud bill redlscounted Including bond or other e. curltie Hold under repurcha ajcreuiiieiit with coutluiteat labllltlei. . . . 1)111 payable with federal reserve bank or with other bank, or trust companies. 31. Totul Htate of Orogon, County of Morrow, a. I, C. K. Ouiizfl, cashier of the above named bank, ' do'aol emnly awear that the above Htatwmcnt I true to the beat of tnv know lodge and belluf. (), K, Uitnsul, Cashfur. ttubscrlbvd and sworn to before m this Nth day of July, 192ft. Victor (4. I'eti ri.i.ii N.. ..-..' ri..i.i...' I C01UIECT Attest: My com iiiIhhIou expire 7-13. I H2N M. U. Morgan, C, R. (lunwl, A. M. Uunxel, Director. M.O. Ely started combining Friday. CARD OF THANKS Mr. and Mrs W.G. Farrens wish to thank their friends for the help and floral remembrances given on the I093 ol their son. ! Mr. and Mrs. W.S. Farrens Mr. and Mrs. Guy Farrens Miss Zoe Fat-re nB WHY HE FAINTED 1A young wife went Into grocer'! shop and said: "1 bouk'lit three or four hnnia her month or so ago, mil they were flue. Have you any mora . of them?" "Yes, mi'in" replied the grocer; I "there are ten of those hame hanging I up there now." I "Well, If they're off the same pig I I'll ta!.e three of them." TIMlIt. Hit Latt Hop Benevolent Mrs. Suilther (who hit dlstoured u youthful burglar In her dining room) Ynunj mnn. Instead f 3 I I -.V1hr 1 lu. 7 W u '11 like or your our Kodak counter J CONDITION OF OF IONE Reserve District No. 12. v.wuv ui uuaiiicas . tiUIlU OU. II, ii in il-iiih 111,600.0; fil'3.01 . . 9,7'0.0i . I. 873.0b ' 4.3.M.09 6,500.00 6,4L'B.30 y i II, wa.f.;. , r 77.wiH).:i:t ' $2.1,(100.0(1 lU.WO.W) S03.-M 73.01M) 1') KM 17.4WH.75 1 10.710.80 IJust Jj& a Littitaf n mm a Timely beard 1 - Sniff What time la It. nld hoyt Or haven't ) 'U your wutch with ynuf lllllfuM It's 11:19 a. 111. bin I never carry a watch. Sniff Thr.i how do ynu know what time It IsT lilllfuix I ahava at 7:30 every morning, mill I can tell what time It Is. day or night, by feeling how much my beard tins grown. Exchange. Pig-Headt I or Soft-Hearted? "Ha any ta will be miserable tin less 1 marry him, said the pensive girl. "Yon nnis1 decide for yourself," an swered Mls Cayenne, "whether he Is a devoted lo er or merely one of thosa people who can't he hnppy unless they are having their own way." Wash ington Star. Hi Cain , "So Maud refused to marry Jack after all. I suppose he's heartbroken. "Oh, no. He saya things worked out pretty will. You aee. ha asked for a raise In pi.y thinking h waa about to ret married and received It, so he's tliat much r'lead of. the game." SOMETHING TO SUIT The Cook Shall I make ale cot tage pudding for dessert T ' Mrs. Justwed Certainly not Don't you know we're not living In a cottage Make a flat pudding Instead No On Hurt Llttts Willi t a tun; Pullsd h trlssar )ust for fua; No on chanod to t In rasas, (This sounds very, vsry striae.) Fooled Him She According to Pliny, kissing U aa infallible remedy for col da Ha (with a alight one) I'd Ilk to try the old boy"a recipe. She Too may. It le: Three kisses an the mouth ot a mule." Criticitm Two men In London were discussing certain novelist "Slit's a wonderful writer," said one. Yea," replied th other, "tha roya tery to ma la where she geta her mar velous lack of knowledge of life." , A Mitnomer A aallor was naked about his better halt "What d'ya mean 'halfr ha ex claimed. "She's double what I am. Im toly a tar and ahe'a a tartar." HIS CLASSIFICATION Bhe Men art beasts all of them. Ha My folka think I'm about par fact. Bhe Yes, you're perfect beast. Man With Cancer for th man with a cancar Hr's a miiiut of hope! Consult a food surgsoa. But forgo lb dop. Anticipatory She Your lips certainly look nice. He Don't talk about things that may be nsed against you later, Georgia Tech Yellow Jackal. Who Wouldn't? ' 1 wish I had enough money to marry on." Hha (shyly) What would yon d7 ' U (quickly) Travel. Caviar Not an Author "Do you Ilka cavlarr "That's too old for ma to blta. Ca rlnr la dessert and not so author." la A Plumbing Ocan'i Dpih Th maximum depth at which even the most experienced diver can work In now about 200 feet. Scientists ar constantly experimenting on dlveri' nits and equipment which will mukt possible operations at a greater depth. There la untold treasure In lost ships and it Is hoped that Improved appara tus will 'enable divers to aalvaga at depths never before attempted, Viewed I olerantly I Ilka the springtime," 'Whyr "Well, you tea, I don't ear for work at any time, but it ta only In the spring that Unit attitude geti any vnuntliv." ' Valu Received "Ilere'e' quarter for you." "Thanks," said the fortune teller. "You will soon Inherit IW.OOO." "Is that elir "That la all I can afford to prophesy for 20 cents. Amwer Prepared Credit Customer I have a question I'v wanted to ask you for weeks. Storekeeper (lo ahead. I've had an answer ready for months. Th I'rogresslva Grocer. The Sent ot th Meeting "Look s hfali, black buy ; if you lakes my girl out aguln I'll shoot you fullaholea." "Ilmthah, Ah hopea you dnea." California Pelican. Heard on th Campat First Mailorder Student What' biology? Second Matt-Order Student Must be in the sylllag course. mmiimiiium mmimmmmmhuhh'iU 1 T (Attention DON'T i Be Inconsiderate With Yourself When you come to know that your fuel is almost gone. " It pays to investigate fuel prices at . "THE FARMERS. When you are in need of fuel at reas onable prices- " See Us. Parmer's Elevator Co. lone, Oregon. Cut Machinery Cost In The mari who leaves his ing, by depredation, for aft getting the shed. You can cut your machinery cost in half by prolong intf Its life and usefulness. an implement by putting are through using it r. j c ost of an imp lement worth of machinery is only We have many excellent implement shed plans to show you, and we have the right materia! to build just the Lrind and size buildinrf vou require. Do not make the mistake of building before .you examine our up-to-dak implement shed plans, we vi lli be glad to have you ' call and examine them, whetlbjr you are building now of later. Tum-A-Lurn wwimmmniwmmmmtmmmmMmmmmnmmmm mwm i n h WWWHH. Hv4l Alt (shit "ccl-ixP --TUv Ut would yer ssy Ian I , UM1 i Hill Mile i n Yrf. I reckon. uw 7 far can yer awlmt ; Alf I can only manage a mile, mil. llbl Then we'll lust do It between a. I ran awhu 'art a roil. Ooblln. : Not Particular "t auimiiaa" aald the kindly flnan- der, looking through hie pocket- book for a new note, "you wouiu rather have clean itioiieyr "()h, that a all right, air," auia 111 taxi-driver. "1 don't car how you wad your money." Liquid Maur Teacher Johnny, what la It called when four persons ar singing? Johnny A quartet. Teacher Anil. William, what It Is wheii two person or sinking? Willi (after brief healtaiion)-A Pur Bred Pay " ConUnimsnt shlnts upon th brow of Krnnr Drown. ay h. "I uad to ku rub caws, bat Sow My pur brad sows kp tn." Why H Got th Flut "llnw do yon Ilk your new roomsT "All tight, except thst the mult In the flat below Is learning la play i' flute." "You ought to get a aainpl na." "I did; that'a why he rt lb. flute." From th Grout I Up "And you any you gits . the a anarlesr "ilmirnntee Itiemt WI , mndn'n, I mlaed them from cam. aeedT ... Ilnain Jug, . Farmers Half machines In the fields Is pay .implement shed, but not V ou can double the life of it under cover as soon as you shed to protect $2,000.00 a fraction of that sum.. Lumber Co.
