The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19??, July 17, 1925, Image 4

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    CECIL NEWS ITEMS
J.W. Osborn and sister Mrs.
Walter Comtkst returned to
their "Fairvicw' janch at th
first of the weekvto begin harv
est Mr, and MtS. Zetinett Loan cf
W'tlls fffirings spent the week
end with Leoi: Loffan at Four
Mile '
Miss Mallo Lommerfeld , of
Portland arrived at "The Last
Camp" Fri. and will visit with
Mr. and Mrs. GeoCrebs for some
time. .
Wayne Cra.:ord and family
of Lena were calling in Cecil Sun.
Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Troedson
and Miss Francis Jones of Grand
view ranch near C ecil were cl
ling on Mr. and Mrs. T.H. Lowe
on Sunday.
Mrs. E. Samuels and family
who have been spending several
days at Willow Creek ranch with
the parents of Mr. and Mrs. V.
H. Chandler left for their home
at Athena on Monday.
Fred Lindsey of Salem & bro
therof Eightmile wero visiting
in Cecil on Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs Jack Hjnd of But
terfly Flats & niece Miss Annie
C Lowe of Cecil arrived home
from Granite & Sumter.
' Mr. and Mrs. John Shofelt of
South Elmo, Wash, were calling
on John's old pals on Willow
Creek on Tuesday.
Mark Weanherford & party of
friends from Arlington were
looking over the wheat prospects
of Morrow Co. on Tues. and
made a short call in Cecil while
in this district.
THOUGHT HE HAD MORE
Babliyi-I'Te com to the conclusion
yoB mutrted me because you thought I
had a Utile wealth!
Wlflt Wrong again I thought you
bad goo deal
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The Lac Maker '
Customer Here ; look
Irate
what
yon did I f.
laundry wan I cant aee anything
wrong wlth'fpat lace.
t.r? T6f t wm a ! '"
ClochTimet Pigeon
A clock that will record Die day.
hours, minute and second of the ar
rival of a returning carrier pigeon has
been invented by an Englishman.
Expruv Periphrae
Overheard at; the Club "You mny
be a star to your mother. )ut you're
a voice-hen rd-offstage to me." Boston
Transcript. ,
The Wdrld't Way
A man gets veVy little credit for
, what he doee in lhU world, but lie
geta lota of blaiie for what he
doesn't
HalthNot
Another good tiling to prevent per
aplrvtlon Is an anchor who believed
In reul estate. Dulutli Herald.
The Inflated Critic
Too often the critic' thinks the list
of Intelligent people begins with "I."
Duluth Harald.
Mind? and Soul
It la the mind that mnkea the man,
and our vigor la In our Immortal soul
Ovid.
( Altai
& Girls' boarding school an Instltu
lion of yearning. Princeton Tiger.
Good Time
v Subscribe
fdr th&Iride-
pende
MORGAN ITEMS
Mr. and Mrs. Carl Morgan of
Portland viaited the Morgan bro
thers Earl and Ben Morgan the
past week.
Mrs. R.E Harbison and Fort
had their tonsils removed lust
week.
Quite a number from Morgan
attended the funeral service of
Rufus Farrens in lone Sunday.
Beulah Pettyjohn and Fdith
Ely visited Katie Morgan Sunday.
Elise Morgan visited Margaret
Ely Sunday.
Gladys Med lock, was visiting
Edith Ely Saturday.
B.F. Morgan and family were
calling on Noah Pettyjohn and I
family Sunday evening. I
, ,, ., , , i aendlng you to J11II I've decided to give
Mr. and Mrs Pat Wedlock and yo -n,ir chnc.
Mr. and Mr8. Henry Streteri Burglar Thank yer, muni, thar-k
of Cecil were visiting Mr. andi5"1"- 0nlJ' ,fr do mam- wi"
I yer see that them chalre ain't In the
Mrs. Jim Hard?8ty Sunday. Santor Herald.
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11 hJi,'v vyAMv.'riJ
II I I I -m-t - f 1 V . n. . . -
II t-t? a rs.
Ifs more fun ivith a Brownie
, Making the paddle wheel was fun, and
so was making the picture. That's the
Brownie's jobto get good pictures of
good times.
Drop in and look over the line. Folding
Brownies combine Kodak convenience with
Brownie simplicity. $9.00 up. Brownies of the
box type give you pictures the easiest way and at
the smallest cost. $2.00 up.
There's a Brown ie yc
youngster or yourself at
BullarcTs Pharmacy
The Kodak Filling Station
, REPORT OF THE
THE BANK
Charter No. 144.
A lone. i.i the State of Orpo-nn
1925
RESOURCES
1. Loans ami (llwiiiints. Incluillnir rfrllturiiintH mtnt.' t. i.......
vi 11 nd :io. 11 any
2. Overdraft, aocurcd nml unwcur.'l
i;. S. Kovernmeiit .curitlesj owiie.l, lticlit,lli1(f tlioae ahuwn
In Ileum :tu uinl X, II uuy
Utlicr botidti, warrauu uul aecurltlea, Including foreign
govern iimiit. atuto, municipal. aorporatUm, ek'., lnc!iiilnK
thoae ahowu in Items ao and 35. If any
5. Ktocsa, clalma, IIciih, JudKmenU, etc.
(1. Uauklnn houne, 13,00.00; furniture and flxturcH, :.-j00.0O
7 Keul estate owned other than hanking Bonne
0. ta bJCaxh 011 hand In vuult and due from banks, banker
una trust companies duolKtmtetl and approved, reserve
agenta of the bank
11. Cheek on bank outMlde city or town of reporting batik
and other caah Item
Total
, LIABILITIES
Capital atock paid In
Hurplim fund ,
(a) t'nillvlded profit . 147 i;j
(b) I'sh current expense, Interest and taxes paid. W.u
Ok.mank Dki'ohitm, other than bank, Niiliject to renervro:
Individual deponlt iibect to check. Includiiitf ilepiwltM duo
the StnU! 11I On-Kou, county, elite or other public lund
Demand certlllcnle of ilepoHlt outstanding
Timk a.ni) Savino I)KroiT, subject reserve und paya
ble on demand or subject to notice:
Time certlllciite of deposit outMtundlMg
Nou- aud bill redlscounted Including bond or other e.
curltie Hold under repurcha ajcreuiiieiit with coutluiteat
labllltlei. . . .
1)111 payable with federal reserve bank or with other
bank, or trust companies.
31.
Totul
Htate of Orogon, County of Morrow, a.
I, C. K. Ouiizfl, cashier of the above named bank, ' do'aol
emnly awear that the above Htatwmcnt I true to the beat of tnv know
lodge and belluf. (), K, Uitnsul, Cashfur.
ttubscrlbvd and sworn to before m this Nth day of July, 192ft.
Victor (4. I'eti ri.i.ii N.. ..-..' ri..i.i...'
I C01UIECT Attest: My com iiiIhhIou expire 7-13. I H2N
M. U. Morgan, C, R. (lunwl, A. M. Uunxel, Director.
M.O. Ely started combining
Friday.
CARD OF THANKS
Mr. and Mrs W.G. Farrens
wish to thank their friends for
the help and floral remembrances
given on the I093 ol their son. !
Mr. and Mrs. W.S. Farrens
Mr. and Mrs. Guy Farrens
Miss Zoe Fat-re nB
WHY HE FAINTED
1A young wife went Into grocer'!
shop and said: "1 bouk'lit three or
four hnnia her month or so ago, mil
they were flue. Have you any mora
. of them?"
"Yes, mi'in" replied the grocer;
I "there are ten of those hame hanging
I up there now."
I "Well, If they're off the same pig
I I'll ta!.e three of them." TIMlIt.
Hit Latt Hop
Benevolent Mrs. Suilther (who hit
dlstoured u youthful burglar In her
dining room) Ynunj mnn. Instead f
3 I
I
-.V1hr 1 lu.
7 W
u '11 like or your
our Kodak counter
J
CONDITION OF
OF IONE
Reserve District No. 12.
v.wuv ui uuaiiicas . tiUIlU OU. II,
ii in il-iiih
111,600.0;
fil'3.01 .
. 9,7'0.0i .
I. 873.0b '
4.3.M.09
6,500.00
6,4L'B.30 y
i
II, wa.f.;. , r
77.wiH).:i:t '
$2.1,(100.0(1
lU.WO.W)
S03.-M
73.01M) 1')
KM
17.4WH.75
1 10.710.80
IJust Jj&
a Littitaf n
mm
a Timely beard
1 -
Sniff What time la It. nld hoyt
Or haven't ) 'U your wutch with ynuf
lllllfuM It's 11:19 a. 111. bin I
never carry a watch.
Sniff Thr.i how do ynu know what
time It IsT
lilllfuix I ahava at 7:30 every
morning, mill I can tell what time It
Is. day or night, by feeling how much
my beard tins grown. Exchange.
Pig-Headt I or Soft-Hearted?
"Ha any ta will be miserable tin
less 1 marry him, said the pensive
girl.
"Yon nnis1 decide for yourself," an
swered Mls Cayenne, "whether he Is
a devoted lo er or merely one of thosa
people who can't he hnppy unless they
are having their own way." Wash
ington Star.
Hi Cain ,
"So Maud refused to marry Jack
after all. I suppose he's heartbroken.
"Oh, no. He saya things worked
out pretty will. You aee. ha asked for
a raise In pi.y thinking h waa about
to ret married and received It, so he's
tliat much r'lead of. the game."
SOMETHING TO SUIT
The Cook Shall I make ale cot
tage pudding for dessert T
' Mrs. Justwed Certainly not Don't
you know we're not living In a cottage
Make a flat pudding Instead
No On Hurt
Llttts Willi t a tun;
Pullsd h trlssar )ust for fua;
No on chanod to t In rasas,
(This sounds very, vsry striae.)
Fooled Him
She According to Pliny, kissing U
aa infallible remedy for col da
Ha (with a alight one) I'd Ilk to
try the old boy"a recipe.
She Too may. It le: Three kisses
an the mouth ot a mule."
Criticitm
Two men In London were discussing
certain novelist "Slit's a wonderful
writer," said one.
Yea," replied th other, "tha roya
tery to ma la where she geta her mar
velous lack of knowledge of life."
, A Mitnomer
A aallor was naked about his better
halt
"What d'ya mean 'halfr ha ex
claimed. "She's double what I am. Im
toly a tar and ahe'a a tartar."
HIS CLASSIFICATION
Bhe Men art beasts all of them.
Ha My folka think I'm about par
fact. Bhe Yes, you're perfect beast.
Man With Cancer
for th man with a cancar
Hr's a miiiut of hope!
Consult a food surgsoa.
But forgo lb dop.
Anticipatory
She Your lips certainly look nice.
He Don't talk about things that
may be nsed against you later,
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackal.
Who Wouldn't?
' 1 wish I had enough money to
marry on."
Hha (shyly) What would yon d7
' U (quickly) Travel.
Caviar Not an Author
"Do you Ilka cavlarr
"That's too old for ma to blta. Ca
rlnr la dessert and not so author."
la A
Plumbing Ocan'i Dpih
Th maximum depth at which even
the most experienced diver can work
In now about 200 feet. Scientists ar
constantly experimenting on dlveri'
nits and equipment which will mukt
possible operations at a greater depth.
There la untold treasure In lost ships
and it Is hoped that Improved appara
tus will 'enable divers to aalvaga at
depths never before attempted,
Viewed I olerantly
I Ilka the springtime,"
'Whyr
"Well, you tea, I don't ear for work
at any time, but it ta only In the
spring that Unit attitude geti any
vnuntliv."
' Valu Received
"Ilere'e' quarter for you."
"Thanks," said the fortune teller.
"You will soon Inherit IW.OOO."
"Is that elir
"That la all I can afford to prophesy
for 20 cents.
Amwer Prepared
Credit Customer I have a question
I'v wanted to ask you for weeks.
Storekeeper (lo ahead. I've had
an answer ready for months. Th
I'rogresslva Grocer.
The Sent ot th Meeting
"Look s hfali, black buy ; if you
lakes my girl out aguln I'll shoot you
fullaholea."
"Ilmthah, Ah hopea you dnea."
California Pelican.
Heard on th Campat
First Mailorder Student What'
biology?
Second Matt-Order Student Must
be in the sylllag course.
mmiimiiium mmimmmmmhuhh'iU
1 T
(Attention
DON'T
i
Be Inconsiderate
With Yourself
When you come to know that your
fuel is almost gone. "
It pays to investigate fuel prices at
. "THE FARMERS.
When you are in need of fuel at reas
onable prices-
" See Us.
Parmer's Elevator Co.
lone, Oregon.
Cut Machinery Cost
In
The mari who leaves his
ing, by depredation, for aft
getting the shed.
You can cut your machinery cost in half by prolong
intf Its life and usefulness.
an implement by putting
are through using it
r. j c ost of an imp lement
worth of machinery is only
We have many excellent implement shed plans to show
you, and we have the right materia! to build just the
Lrind and size buildinrf vou require. Do not make the
mistake of building before .you examine our up-to-dak
implement shed plans, we vi lli be glad to have you ' call
and examine them, whetlbjr you are building now of
later.
Tum-A-Lurn
wwimmmniwmmmmtmmmmMmmmmnmmmm mwm i n h WWWHH.
Hv4l
Alt (shit "ccl-ixP --TUv Ut would
yer ssy Ian I , UM1 i
Hill Mile i n Yrf. I reckon. uw 7
far can yer awlmt ;
Alf I can only manage a mile, mil.
llbl Then we'll lust do It between
a. I ran awhu 'art a roil. Ooblln. :
Not Particular
"t auimiiaa" aald the kindly flnan-
der, looking through hie pocket-
book for a new note, "you wouiu
rather have clean itioiieyr
"()h, that a all right, air," auia 111
taxi-driver. "1 don't car how you
wad your money."
Liquid Maur
Teacher Johnny, what la It called
when four persons ar singing?
Johnny A quartet.
Teacher Anil. William, what It Is
wheii two person or sinking?
Willi (after brief healtaiion)-A
Pur Bred Pay "
ConUnimsnt shlnts upon th brow
of Krnnr Drown. ay h.
"I uad to ku rub caws, bat Sow
My pur brad sows kp tn."
Why H Got th Flut
"llnw do yon Ilk your new roomsT
"All tight, except thst the mult In
the flat below Is learning la play i'
flute."
"You ought to get a aainpl na."
"I did; that'a why he rt lb. flute."
From th Grout I Up
"And you any you gits . the a
anarlesr
"ilmirnntee Itiemt WI , mndn'n, I
mlaed them from cam. aeedT ...
Ilnain Jug, .
Farmers
Half
machines In the fields Is pay
.implement shed, but not
V ou can double the life of
it under cover as soon as you
shed to protect $2,000.00
a fraction of that sum..
Lumber Co.