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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 12, 1924)
Mr. Fred DewHz If You're a Younj Woman or Even in Middle Life llare Is Some Good Advice For You Sulriil. Orrg. "While bringing tip my family I clrpfiiilcil upon Ur. I'icrce's 1-itvorite l'rrscriptiuit to keep up my tlrenKth. It was especi ally linn lu iul to me during trie try months ol expectancy, rclicvinn ino id nuiiat-a mul cinrt iiik to my liervca, mnl I do liclirve thut I woul.l nut have come thru the critical tune of life mi candy and comfortulily as I did had it not ber n lor Ur. i'icrce's 1'ivorite l'rccriiti(in. 1 have given the Timcriptnm' to my datiiffiters kino when thry had nerd of a spaciul tonic mid nervine and they have always been benefited and ttrriigtlt enrd by Its tine. Ur. 1'ierce'e I avorite l'rucripiion U truly woman's medicine that 1 take idea lure in rrriimmcndiny." Mrs, J-'red lrwit, d.'S N. Capitol St. Send 10c to Ur. I icrce'a Invalidi' Hold in HulTalu. N. Y., for Wwl tint. Write for free advice. Thrift of Time. Oladatonn, whn prima mlnlatvr of England, nmiarked: "Iltilleve ma whn I tfll you that the thrift of time will repay, you In after life with a uaury of profit bi'yond your moat sanguine dreams, and that the waata of It will make you dwindle, alike In Inlellrc tual and In moral atature, b)yond your dnrkeat reckoning." Tlmg Origin of Americana. The habit of culling luhabltanta of thia rountry Americana probably aroae from the fact that any other dlatlnc tlve title la awkward. Canada li-nde Itaelf taally to the forming of the noun Canadian!, Mexico to Mexicans. Cllln-oa of the United Btates of Amer ica are moat conveniently designated aa Americana. The Greateet Power. ' You ran't accomplish what you can't Imagluti. The minute you aay to your aelf, "Oh. that lah't poaalble." It Isn't poaalble to you. Hut tome other fal low who, with hie mlnd'a eye, awa the thing finished, will coma along and do It. Creative thought la the grratcat ptiwer In the world. The Work Habit There are three habile which, but one condition be added, will give you everything In the world worth baring, and byoud which tha Imagination of man cannot conjure forth a alngla ad dition or Improvement. The bablta are the work habit, the health habit and the rtudy habit. Elbert Hubbard. Cartlaa. , . I find the gayeat caatlca In the air that ever were piled far better, for comfort and for u than the dungeona In the air that are daily dug and caverned out by grumbling, discontent ed people. A man ahould make life and nature happier to ua, or ha bad better never been born. Kmeraon, Like Spoiled Children. When we humor our weakneaaea they force thmnnelves continually upon our attention like epoiled children. When we aaaert our mnatery of our- aelvea and compel lit recognition, we aland secure In our ativvrelgo rlghta, Charlea II. Newcomb. Retreat of Napoleon. On the retreat from Moscow, Na poleon traveled from near Vllna to 1'iirla In 313 hours, a Journey of about 1.400 miles. Tbla waa an average of almoat five milea an hour, and waa remarkable, considering condltlona of roads and weather. Hatred la Like Gun. Hatred la Ilka a gun with tha end of the barrel plugged up. Ha recoil la more harmful than Ita ahot. To Save Paint Bruahaa. It la advisable never to put bruah away, even overnight, full of paint. A bruah ahould always be cleaned of all Surplus paint attor uae or Ita chlaul dg will bo damaged. Popular Bel race Monthly. Stray Bits of Wisdom. Rwent la true love, though given In vain, and aweet Is death that puta an end to pnln. Tennyson. You Want a Good Position Tin w.tl Ttkn tha A iron n Inner ani Bttilneee Manaaeiaent, Private Meerelarlel, Calculator Omtomelor, Htennrrenhla, PMaaanaaip, at Commercial Taafhers' OoorM at Behnke-Walker Tha foiwmoet BoelneM Cnlleeu of ha WorthwMt for nr Bwmm Cat-lo fonrth Htrel t arnwnt runwnu, - P. N. U. No. BO, 1(24 THE PRACTICAL JOKER By CEORCE ELMER COBB A lilt, Weelero Heweiiniief Ualua.) (IT'U I serve JL Ti SORRY for you, Ned, Ob- served Cyrus Moore. m sorry for myself," re sponded Ned Dayton, rather grewsoroaly. "Look here. Cyrus, you're my beat chum and you are tha cousin of tha girl I lore. You must know her father and bla ways pretty well, la ha really tha terrible tyrant they describe hlrar Ned," explained Cyrus, solemnly, "he's a regular ogre. He'll probably gnaah hla teeth and Jump on you and maybe throw you from Ms office win dow,. 1 know two fellows who made up to Leila and submitted tbelr pros pects to tba old man. One baa left town and tha other la running yet." Ned looked pretty much concerned. If ha had not been ao much In love, ba might have noticed a aly twinkle la tha eye of bla mischief making comrade. Well," obaerved Ned after a mo ment of aerloua thought, "I'll beard tbla deaperata lion In hla den, coma what may." Ned waa Inspired with no ordinary lova for pretty petted Leila Allen, tha alleged ogre's only daughter. Ha had coma down to Ilopeton ar tha Invita tion of Cyrua Moore, hla rhutn, to meet hla fata. It waa decidedly up to him now to advlaa atern dignified old Judge Allen that he wlahed to enter bla family aa a son-in-law. There could ba no poaalble objec tions to this, except that Ned had Co bualneaa experience and waa credu lous and Innocent of the ways of tha world. If this latter had not been true ha would have discounted Moore's lurid references to Leila's father and bava recalled Moore'e reputation as a practical Joker on all occasions. Ned bad not as yet seen Judge Allen except at a distance. Of a ver ity tha Judge was a rather aevera and ultra-dlgnlfled looking person. Ned could show up pretty well, however, aa to farm: income and proaperta, If ba was only given a chance to pre sent bis clalma. That'a lust It, you are." declared Cyrua, tha aly tea a, "It's breaking tha Brat lea with tha Judge that counts." "Say, couldn't yon Introduce mtV euggeated Ned with eagerneaa. "Mel Why." declared Cyrus, "It would doom your caaa at tba start. Truth la, I am down In tba Judge'a bad books for a Joke I played on him. Mixed up some law references ba bad In -an Important caaa and made monkey of blra In open court Ha never forgave me. Oh, aayl" fairly abouted Cyrua, aa though at ruck by a audden Idea of tremrndoua force "the vary thing I" "What Ur Inquired Ned hopefully. "Why didn't I think of It before)' exclaimed Cyrua; "magnificent I It aotvea tha problem. I can put yon la Just right with tha Judge hurrah L D. L. A. 8. O. M." "Eh!" stared tha bewildered Ned, wondering It bis friend waa taking leava of bla senses. "'I Dearly Lova A Soa Of Momus see?" propounded Cyrua. "I don't." confessed Ned la hope- leaa wonderment. "Secret society. Great go In town two years ago. Got tha Judge to Join. Initiated him. First thing yon do when you sea him shout that at htm. Then glva the password." "What Is Itr Inquired Ned In his artless way, catching an. "Seaquepedallan." "Wbat'll he do thenr "Recognlie you aa a brother mem bertake you to bis fraternal and paternal arms. Oh, bow lucky thought of III" and Cyrua chuckled till ba wriggled. In perfect good faith Ned Dayton called at tha office of Judge Allen tha following day. He stated bis name. Yea, hla hoat had heard htm men tioned by bis daughter, but ha aald so gruffly and ba scanned tba young man over as If ha waa on tha witness stand. "Judge Allen," apoka our hero, "I have coma on a very particular er rand, but first 'L D. L. A. 8. O. M "What I" Tha eminent Jurist turned black In tba face. Ha gave hla Innocent vis itor a terrible look. "Seaquepedallan," added tha over confident Ned with a knowing smile. "Why why I" fairly shrieked tha Judge, Jumping to his feet and seis ing a lew book. "Did you coma here to Insult met If you don't get out of thla office double quick I'll break every bona In your body I" Dang I Smash I Clatter I tha per turbed Net got through tha doorway Just as tha ponderous law torn erased hla head, ahattered the glass in tha office door and preceded mm on rushing roll down the stairs and to tba street 1 Ned sought hla friend Cyrus for consolation, but found that ha had suspiciously and mysteriously left town on a fishing trip. Ua dared not Ventura to call at the Allen home that night but managed to meet Leila on tha street "Oh, If I only had that scapegrace, Cyrus Moore I" cried Leila, when Ned bad narrated his dismal story "Why, what haa Cyras got to do wKh ltr asked tha unsophisticated Nad. "Ha has played ona of his practical Jokaa on you and I will take delight In boxing hla ears when ha puts la an appearance again I" declared tha Irata little miss. "About two years ago soma Jokers got papa to Join tha 'Sons of Momus.' They gave bho a terrible Initiation and ba never forgives aven an allusion to tba host." "I certainly have put my foot In ltr groaned poor Ned. "ion certainly have," agreed'Lella. "What can I dor "Go and soa pspa and explain," ad vised Leila. Somehow Ned could not summon op the courage to do thla. Ua passed tha Allen home tha next evening. There were no lights In tba bouae and ba took up hla station la tba shadow of big tree. "The family have gone out to soma neighbor's, I suppose," ba reasoned. I'll stay bera and catch the Judge aa ba returns." It wss nearly one-half an hour later alien Ned pricked op bis ears. Tha gate latch of tha Allen place clicked and some one caine out He recog nized tba light overcoat the Judge wore. As tba pedestrian paaaed Win Ned stepped out from cover. Just a word, Judge," ba began biff I Tha wearer of tha overcoat ahot out bis flat, dropped something ha was carrying aod pot down tha street oa a run. "WelL this Is queer r commented Ned. staring vaguely after tha fugi tive. "He dropped a packuge, I de clare!" Ned Stared hard aa ba opened a pil low case to find It atoffed full of all- verware, documents and Jewelry. Ha gueaaed the riddle apeedily a burg lar bad looted tha Allen borne, taking the Judge's overcoat as welL Ned sat down oa tha front steps to await the return of tba Aliens, Soon Leila and ber father cama Into view. Why, Ned!" exclaimed tba daugh ter. "That young man!" growls Judge., "Too'U find a better password tbsn your laat one. If yon expect to stay around here." Yea. see thla la my paaaword oa the present occasion," explained Ned, as be hsnded over tba stolen piunaw and explained about it Tba Judge waa fairly dellghtea to recovey the papers of great valne, ba declared. Ned took heart "Judge Allen." he aald manfully, "there's only one password I'll aver nse. If you consent to my plea for happiness." "And whafa thatr aaked the juaga. "Leila first last and all of tha time Leila 1" Experimenti Shota Coal 1$ of Vegetable Origin Though geologists bava been fairly sura that hard coal waa formed Ilka aoft coal from plants which grew la remote geologic ages, there baa been no absolute confirmation of thla. However. Prof. IL 0. Turner of La- high onlveralty clalma to have proved the vegetable origin of anthracite. Soft coal el Iced tbla enough for light to paaa through and aubmltted to mi croscopic examination ahowa definitely Ita vegetable origin, but thla method has been Impossible for use wits an thracite because no matter bow thla hard coat Is cut It la still opaque. Frofeaaor Turner found that by first living the surface of anthracite a fine polish, then drying it thoroughly aod later beating tha polished surface la the flame of a blowpipe, it waa poa alble to make out tha structural da tails of the coal through a microscope. Tha final heating burned away some of tha coal, leaving a sort of skeleton ised surface or etching. As la the case of tha soft coal, soma pieces of anthracite reeetnble frag ments of modern woods, aucn aa ua maple or pine. Other spedmena ahow a pithy structure Ilka bamboo and weeda unlike those of tha present aay. Snores of the giant ferna of tha far distant past before tha time of tha true trees hsva also been. found In the fragments. Pathfinder Magazine. Author$hip'$ Penaltieg Tha editor aent for a certain author who bad aubmltted aa onsoilclted manuscript. "I am glad to make yoor acquaint ance, air, aaia tne euiior, enthusi astically. "The story yon aent as la splendid. But -why nse a nora de plume? Let as publish it over yoor name and U will make yon famoua. "I'm not after fame," objected the author. "It'a money I want" "Hut youll got Just aa much money In either case." "No, I won't If I publish It under my own nsme my wife will get the money." It Wat Patrick Henry A certain officer waa la bad humor. Ills superior had Just "called him' about tha condition of hla troops. 8s ha tried to pass it on down the line. In a gruff voice ha bawled out "Not man In thla division will be given lib erty today." At that a disguised voice from th rear said, "Give ma liberty or glva me death 1" "Who said tlra.tr demanded th angry officer. Voice from tha rear: "Patrick Hen ry 1" Wall Street Journal. Watch the Bach Door. A few days ago a burglar broke Into Kansas grocery store. He found It easy to Jimmy that back door, al though, the front door Contained I large expensive borglarproof lock. Many people, aays tha Progressive Grocer, protect Cielr homes tha aami way big strong locks on tha front doors email cheap locks on tha back door, that any bright school cblla cu plek without any difficulty. A A A AatiAaaa - --"i aaia at ffffrffTTf? WVWwWWWW ???? fT STATE NEWS I t TIM RTJTTTT? I X w a (aa g . aa al dh afa -a-- - -WWW TfTff ffFfWTVVV I'endloton. A reunion with two brothers from whom she bad been separated for 40 years, was effected here Friday, when Mrs. Hose Orn duff arrived from Hlilaboro and met C. F. Daniel aod W. I', Daniel. Tillamook. The Coast Power com pany of thla city was hoat to Its exe cutives and employes and their fam ilies at Its third annual banquet Tues day In the baaement of the Methodist Kplscopul church. About 75 were present. Albany. Inspection of the country schools of the county has been about half completed, according to reports of the school superintendent, Mrs. Kilns Geer. The condition of the c.choola, as revealed by Mrs. Geer's report, Is generally good. Salem. .The Garibaldi water dis trict has filed with the state engineer application covering the appropriation of water from Etruby creek for domes tic and industrial supply for the city of Garibaldi. The cost of the develop ment was estimated at 130,000. Klamath Falls. To meet the over head and Interest charges on outstand ing bonds and to raiaa funds for Im provement and construction work on the first unit the Klamath drainage district has made a special levy on property holders within the district of 113,191.37. Dallas. The home of Mr. and Mrs. I'. 8. Loughary, Just north of tba city limits, was destroyed by fire, with all Ita contents, at an early boor Fri day. Mr. and Mna. Loughary were absent and were unable to explain the cause of the fire. Some Insur ance waa carried. Roaeburg. Turkey buyers Saturday procured a carload of birds In the northern half of tha county for ship ment to New York. Approximately 23.000 pounds of prime birds will be moved in the ahlpment. The buyers paid 30 cents for tops, 24 cents for seconds and 20 cents for culls. St. Helens. The school census for Columbia county shows there are 6SS1 children of school age residing In the county. Thla Is an Increase of 244 over th 1923 censns. There are 3009 hov, to the 2872 girla. St Helena dis trict has" the largest school popula tion, the census showing 1017. KUmith Falls. As a result of the approval by Prealdent Coolldge Satur day of tl.3 deficiency, the board of ill- ret tors ot the Klamath Irrigation dis trict has tailed a meeting for Decem ber IS to devise ways and meana for the relief tt farma on the Klamath project, It as announced this even ing. Bend. A contract for 10.000 wool fleeces In 192& at 42 centa a pound was sign d Frldiiy by a group of local sheepmen with a Portland wool buyer Forty-two cents wss said by local woolmen to be the beat price ever paid for Oregon wool. It Is unusual for contracts to be mrde so far In ad vance. Salem. In accordance with a legal opinion handed down by the attorney general a few days ag.i, the atate tax commission announced Friday that the collection of the atate Income tax for 1921, baaed on Incomes for 1923, would proceed aa if tha law had not been re pealed at the general election last month. x ' Soot ts Mills. At a community meet ing held here Saturday largely attend ed by cltfxens of Salem, llverton, Mount Angel, Wllholt, Scotta Milla and vicinity, It waa the unanimous opin ion that Scotta Mills needs a rail road and has the natural resources tributary to It to guarantee a large tonnage. Salem. There were three fatalities due to Industrial accldenta In Oregon during the laat week, according to a report prepared Friday by the atate Industrial accident commission. The victims were Clarence Ingalls, Blrken field, logger; Jcmes Holobow, Oregon City, laborer, and Morrll Lofton, Glen- wood, loader. Salem. The per capita coat for housing and caring for prisoners In the Oregon state penitentiary haa de creased 110.50 during the present blonnlum, as compared with the cost for the blonnlum of 1921-22, according to a roport filed with the atate board of control by A. M. Dalrymple, warden of the institution. Salem. Oregon receives the lowest rate of Interest ot any state, with the exception of Delaware, Georgia and West Virginia, on Ita deposits ot pub lic funds In Inactive accounts, accord Ing to a statement issued by Jefferson My or a, state treaaurer. The atate treasurer's statement shows that Ore gon, West Virginia and Georgia re ceive t per cent Interest on deposits In Inactive accounts, while Missouri, Cal tfornta and Ohio, which demand bid for public funda, receive a much high er rate of Interest, PORT! A iMH 1 J2. 1 StLVU W I ar Hn-ilund, '13 TAOBEVIIXB till CompUta Cti( Hal li I L 'J Millnn, 3ui K- i7f ana 1 f ll p. m. my I si 1 1 J A' J 'J itf J 1 gfflallory Select Residential & Transient latk an4 Yamhill FortUni). Onion, Modem Fireproof American Plan .ATM MODKRATR - Pag .Portland, Oregon iWTWV ait 17lC r vrnrr. irraDM a-Vtf war ronjaM. INFORMATION ' DEPARTMENT PLEATING 8PICIAL Cut, aram, ham anil machine Dlml aklrts rd for bund $1.00 iiamntlti hlna. pimtlnc and tur-klna-. i ASTERN NOVELTY MFO. CO. It'i Fifth Htract Purtland. Orai CUT 'LOWtRS ALORAL RESIONS ' Clark Mroa., florists, ay Morrison HI MOLE BARBSR COLLEOt " TachA tiada In I ra. Roma pay whIU Ir-amlng. f'oaltlona aacurad. Wnta rir rninirua. u Burnalda btraat. Pert- iufij,iiaM'i' PLEATING. HEMSTITCHING Buttona. Hevlloninr. Farl I'irol Kdaa. Wld. HiKiatitrhii (. KralinJarj, BuUoa Hulaa. AU Smith Heating and Batlrnl Worka S2S Moraaa Bids., Poftland. Ota. DR. MARIS D. EQUI Vi nm-a artd t. ai - r PHYSICIAN 14 Ul.rrtU bid j DCROEOX RYDER PRINTING CO. a frValura Printing fur Laa 111 Third Kiiaat Portland. Orafaa Your "TEETH SLEEP" Whin We Work Our Imputation la our aroatMl aat. Dr. Kno, iut Washington Bt., Portland Rlamn or thoaa thai fan talk ma aoai- Ulf earn SIOnO to I.IOOO and tkia paid dailf. Hnmethina nair. I d bj ever eiia and Mi frat rfmand. Write for Relliog PUa. iui loni oiQg roniaao, urtgon. AT-rrxTiov 1, Antra 1 ,..r, uw ait naruiarr iamy parlor: ant lit ro op; wt ajiakf- all kit,d of fiatr ntfa out of eotoblnfa; ) at-ai eaitrh. IWj 2 atema. SI 50; a at-ma $ .'. I' ill w-itw of t.attr raltnra. $J0. duO IvkiiiB building, Portland. Oregon. NORTONIA HOTEL Voo Win Fool E girt at Hon Ban ah aaa Caatral-lraimali lata. Election! Cafe. Special Waoktg Bo lee. BuaatmaaJI Traina. llth ad Stark. POKTLANU. OKEGON Cornelius W)iomm fond took wi jvit right by eoolit wh know. HPKC1AL 26c f , (V luncriaagpal strran OKI 1 7 Waal CaUttV lafpIPTia ba?ieitod. rk Htraj tHs4t YOU WANT A SHOW? Wi eai fumls. B Orehoa-rtu. Sinroro. Donee. Comodkuto. Haci- eiane. uiiwtom tor nente lajont Btanoarnpta. etc II HASZ AMCM-.MKNT CO, Hipmdnm Bklg. Portlai d. Oreaoo. Telephone Main luau. CUANINC AND DYEINC For rekakat CVuina aod Dr. tut aareieo oowJ porroia to oa. We pay rotor poatago. Infqro atioa aod prlna ai-ea apea re- EN KaTS CTIT DTK WORKS. EatBjHehe4 USD. Pertioad. On Poitowdl fltiwn !m& " F.n!S HAIR STORE Wigs Toupees All kindeof Hair and Beauty work br ex porta. Haanebut Co. oaSJrVaah. near Wert Park Prostata Cured Without Operation opocjaj attoottoa to aioaera. rlewole. Bactal ana rooaaJO Treotlee IK. B. A. PHILLIP Broadway Bldg. Portland. Ore. Dr. Lake, Divine Healing 129 l-oartn street, Portlaa4 VVA SltlNOTON STATR W. U Chirks frrwn artd-rtH Itval aV-na 4 k)t'l (ktJijcrw !rHi, fMitt aixltlvtl. At rttott-o U--t- li.p k. IMt Irreslstibla. 'Tell a man you think a boss rare Is Rlooter ba crooked," said t'ncle Ebva. "an he'll ba pow'lul Indignant. Jes' de same he's liable to hang around fob Information aa to what de aurcthlng bet la glneter be." Origin of Name Calvary. Tbe name Calvary la derived (rom Calvarla," which la tha Latin equiva lent for Golgotha, meaning a bare akull. Tha name was given to a rock or prominence shaped to give the sem blance ot a akull. Another Blasting There la this to be said (or burial in the potters field no one 3,000 years from now will disturb tha peace of the grave. New York Tribune. Thlnga You Can't Buy. It'a good to have money and the thlnita that money can buy, but It's good to check up once In a while and make sure you haven't lost the thlnga that money can't buy. Might aa Wall Die Young. When everybody lives to reach the century mark It won't be so easy for centenarians to get a bearing on their philosophy ot lite. ROOT AND 1IB.RB REMEDIES V !f taken In tlnw. prevent oner. atlona for lliatieteo. Catarrh. Aathma l.mia. Throat, Liver. Kulney, lUieumatlam. Hkmd. NUHnaeh and all female die- onlera. Plodder Trouhtea. The C. Oe Wo Krmedle are aarmleaa. aa no druaa or nntenn are ward. Cnmniierd of tin chnlaeal medicinal mot, herba. huda and bark, Imoortrd by ua 11 jj from far away oriental cmin. hiea. CaU or Write r Inform- at Ion C. Cee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. New l.ocatlow-2624 Alder St.. S. W. Cor. Third. P.irllan.l, Ore. Kaubllahod 28 Yearain Cortland er at t Bjajw OFFERS A MARKET FOR YOUR PRODUCE , Orarna f . yHotortAta Halurdar. Adalla, Waak nit flb- flotilla. DilMran 10 fnta all tlmaa WE WANT Turkeys & Fresh Eggs Writ, for Prttaa Cedar Chests Tennessee Cedar u LKIajr an. lir.ca. R.-.twri. m K. Rraad- BUNO FUR CATAUMi HOME TREATMENT for Chronic Diseases IndtHdual Effective Convenient Each mm fa fflvM, praonal attwtion. Hirh lf mirint rmMlls pria.m. fur aawh imiivd tt!. Trrtitnwnt baiawr. on our Uhtmitory sm alyia rtd dtariMMia of pitint'o ilmamta. SsjBd for aympiun duMrnot.ia Unk, bkjod tatat hsMtann full Inform atMMi. jNo otjiihaLtufi. AMERICA! HEALTH USTirjTE flpoelaliata on Chronie tn.eoaeo. Suite tli Columbia RMa.. Wool Park and Waahlnaton Bta. Portland. Oreaon. W Spectallz In - BltH Pelts, f sol, Kobiir, TaCsw. Catxara, Crttn Gspt Coat Csal Stai, Hone Hair Writ for tipping Tag, a lateet Price Uat PORTUNO KlDP k Y001 CO. las aaiea annnji aaara. Pitruna. aauaa. brareh at PmouIIo, Idaho SHOP EARLY and Avoid R the Rush l TAKE i BARK-ROOT TONIC A Mild Laaetfn A Intern Builder And Avoid Sickness mm At ah KclUble Dniggiara ELASTIC STOCKINGS, TRUSSES AhrlominaJ 8uppnrtan Arrk Hupj-wrtav Jwmtl feat insjauHiaN ttw bianka. r JBe-DT Prut Cs. 1 ruaa axperu ITI.ThrdSt. PortlarolOn When In Portland ' Park Your Car in Our Garage SAFE and CENTRAL If Your CAR neeala attention, wo have a COM PLETE MAC'HINK SHOP In connection aad ox- .p" nhani. We will fit jour CAR while rou SHOP. The rharaea will bo reaiamable and the work guaran teed aatiafactorr. FRANKLIN SERVICE A SPECIALTY. ANDERSON GARAGE & MACHINE SHOP ' LARGE GARAGE 9th and Hoyt, - Portland, Ore Exile Wrote Famous Book. Rudolph Eric Raspe, author ot the Duron Munchausen tales, waa an exilo In England when be wrote his famous book. He bad fled from Cermany to escape prosecution for alleged theft from the Cassel museum. Usually Absent. Opportunity knocks once at every man'a door but generally he la down street telling some one about the good chances he has missed. WTTH CirARAHTlTO SECTION Al. INOD. BATOK. Mailoiatwo -a ( altw aiaea,enianujiieaww 5 1LV A'WaoertKiiiany ) fit . . fiV time. Earb aertion a am. J 10 ami 4Jeff aart- eompMa Incubator, tarn eeneeiir email rnaca aiitotnat ir roaulHt kin, tm work, kw oper ating root. You can't bratltln Price or HaU-h. r a I ll SOO ir A.lilraai me at onro fur IbNOOaATOlU freeiaiti.lrwii. Nntraat ar Incuhatorvaluo obtainable Trea trial proven It. J yaora practical eiperienoe and aionaF Back Ouarantoa. . T. HCLIN IHCIJBATOS1 CO. A. R. BaJf ar, lTop. Boa W ( entralia, Waah- w m J (Itiotau 'a I ml v