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PAGE FOUR THE GAZETTE-TIMES. HEPPNER. OREGON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 1, 1925. CARTOON REVIEW OF 1924 By satterfield .u.; Akt RADIO -- tl-.W, . . V.mAVVI VvUu 1 FJfV?' ( HL ,T7 C"MP ( cnSfTTy e!!!rn 'qskSJ .AY''&S school is the only institution of its Scared! She Talks , kind in Pacific America north of Church President San Francisco and west of Minnea- L , . .w . FARM POINTERS j AL I I In planting strawberries in Oregon I XX whaa they s&arry." Bat Ad Wanted Sinrls bed b clderlv man with wooden head and foot, box spring-i and felt mattress. Weekly Caxette, Mich. Direct Method Prisoner: "I am a law-abiding and peaceful citilen." Judge: "That may be true, but the evidence shows that you knocked the plaintiff senseless." Prisoner: "Sure, Judge, that was the only way to get 'peace." Lfie Visitor: "I understand bootlegging is rampant here. Don't you ever try to stop it?" Sheriff: "No, brother, I don't You see I'm only a sheriff as a side line. My regular business is that under taker establishment you see down the street there and I can't interfere with big business.1 Annual Poem Departed but, ah, not forgotten Is genial, happy J. Plunk Dawes: He wore a long, long beard of cotton In that great role as Santa Clsus. True Too True Bleeker: "Some suit you're wear- ! in, cu. iiu jtuut wiie ueip jruu piv it?" Ed: "Nope! She only picks the pockets." You Smile. Bat Sign in front of Employment Bu reau: Why Go To Hollywood? if it's work you want we can place you. Cooks, Maids, Seamstress, Nurse, etc., etc., etc. Poor Old J. J. Now over here Lies J. J. Drakes He had four wheels But a useless brake. Can You Guess? Hey, Duke, what make of car is that you're driving?" It s a Cross-Roads Puzzle. ' Dumb Dan Sells 'Em Producer: "Your comedy is rather funny but I'm inclined to think the jokes are too coarse." Scenario Writer: "Well, won't they b screened before the public aeet them. Indigestion Sometimes Sign of Serious Trouble Warning Gives) That Attacks of Ail ment Should Not Be Treated Lightly; Diet Eaaential. (From State Board of Health.) Any refusal of the stomach to care for the food put into it, together with nausea, belching of gas, and pain in the pit of the stomach is usually called indigestion. If you are subject to these symptoms you should see a competent physician. You will very likely answer, "Why! A little bit of indigestion ia nothing." In a number of tiroes you may be right but the time when you are wrong means trouble. Indigestion may mean the beginning of serious trouble. The most frequent cause of indi gestion is improper diet. Either the amount of food is too large or the character of the food eaten is im proper, or it is oaten too rapidly. It is a wonder that tha human stom ach does its work at all considering the way It is abused. You overload your stomach with all manner of improper foods and then it balks and you call it indigestion. The preven tion of this condition is the applica tion of common sens regular meals, proper food, but not too much, and thorough mastication. There are many causes of indiges tion other than improper diet and it is these possible causes that demand serious consideration. Not infre quently it is the only manifestation, to yourself at least, of chronic ap pendicitis, ulcer and cancer of the stomach, gall-stones, kidney diseases and certain nervous disorders. Since the first indication of many serious diseases may be indigestion, it is important that you discover the cause of your indigestion at a time when treatment may be effective. If the only thing you need is correction of diet, and you folllow the advice of your physician, you will be well re paid. If it is found that your indi gestion ia the beginning of some ser ious disease, it may be that this early knowledge will make it possible to establish a cure. If, however, you elect to guess what the trouble caus ing your indigestion ia and uess diet, and you are right, yon art lucky. If you guess diet and you have ulcers of the stomach, you have made a mistake that you must pay for. Guess work is poor policy, it paya poor dividends in either health or comfort If you are having disturbances and indigestion after meala, and if aim pie regulation of your diet, such as eating well balanced meala fails to effect a prompt relief, lose no time in consulting your doctor. Nothing is gained by delay everything may be lost. Mrs. Mary Brown, of Condon, who has been spending the past two months with her daughter, Mrs. R. A. Thompson in Heppner. returned to her home on Tuesday. Wanted Woman for general house work; good home and salary. Address Put Ward, Sixprong, Wash. RESOLITIOX8 OP CONDOLENCE. Once again, death hat visited our order and summoned our beloved sister Francis J. Gordon, from our midst; and Whereas, the all wise and merciful Ruler of the Universe has called our beloved and respected sister home, and she havnig been a true and faith ful member of our order, therefore be it Resolved, that San Soucl Rebekah Lodge No. 83 L O. O. F., in testimony of her loss, drape its charter in mourning for thirty days, and that we tender to the family of our de ceased aister our sincere condolence in their deep affliction and that a copy of these resolutions be sent to the bereaved family, entered upon the records of the lodge, and publish ed in the Gasette-Times. ROSA PHELPS. OPAL BR1GGS. ALMA DEVIN. if' 3 jflmHIU" " - .rf" J Vat - I Gwendolyn Caswell, twenty-rvro, of Chicago, was dumb since in fancy. A an experiment she was taken up in an airplane and dropped ttraight toward earth in a nosedive. The fright gave her peech. With tears streaming she thanked the pilot for his great risk, that she might talk again. Jackson Family Gives 88 Acres to U. of 0. Donation to Be i'sed by Medical School In Portland; Tract Valned at $100,m. University of Oregon, Eugene, Dec. 30. (Special.) With the gift of an 88-acre tract of land valued at $100, 000. as an addition to its campus, the University of Oregon school of med icine entrs 1925 prepared for the most useful year of service in its history. The gift was made to the people of Oregon by the late C. S. Jackson. Mrs. Jackson, and Philip L. Jackson of Portland. The tract adjoins the present cam pus of the mtd.cal school of Mar quam Hill, Portland. Under the terms of the gift, the land ii to be a Bed for med)Cftl school purposes, and is dedicated for all time to the healing of the sick and crippled, to the re crestion of the public and the play of children. The Jackson gift brings the total donations to the University of Ore gon school of medicine to 1463,259 in the last three yers. Of thit am ount, $200,000 represents the gift of Edward Itrnbecber and Mrs. E. W. Morne of Portlar.d, in honor of their deceust-d father, Frank B. Doembech r, for a hocfiiul for children. Con struction of ihis building is soon to bpyin on the medical school campus. When completed it will have 60 beds for the accommodation of juveniie rates. The tract of b8 acres given by the J si k boh b, added to the 2u acres pre sented to the mfdicat school in 1917 by the Oregon-Washington Railroad and Navignlion company, gives the in stitution a campus of 10H acres with in a mile and a half of the Multno mah county courthouse. "The gift asi'jres and it was much needed adequate room for expansion at the medical school," said Dean Richard B. Dillehunt, "and will do much to encourage health advance ment and medical research In the state, H It was Mr. Jackson's original plan several years ago to establish on the property an orthopedic hospital for children. Before he could carry out this deign he was taken 111 and in the meantime the children's hospital had been established through the do nation of the Doernbecher family. The University of Oregon medical In planting strawberries in Oregon the main thing is to see that the plants are set early enough for the roots to be well established before moisture runs low in the spring. Late winter or early spring is recommend ed by the experiment station for un known irrigated districts. Late spring planting is to be avoided at all times as the plants do not have a chance to establish a new root system before the dry season comes on, stunting the poorly rooted plants. A 100-pound-of-sulphur application to an acre of several types of Ore gon land every three or four years should give a ton or more increase in yield of legume hay on most of the i alfalfa lands, says the state experi ment station. Subsequent applica tions are lighter particularly on hu mid soils. Apply early and harrow in when the meadows are renovated, is the station recommendation. Hens for winter laying in Oregon do not do well on a whole grain ra tion. The continued use of straight grain does not supply all the food elements necessary to produce eggs. Steady rations of straight grain re sult in digestive disorders as well as poor egg production. The grain should be supplemented by ground feeds commonly referred to as mash in distinction to whole or cracked grains used as scratch foods. Loganberry vines in nearly all dis tricts where the fruit is grown are trained to a wire trellis made by setting posts about 30 feet apart in the rows. These posts are not less than 7 feet in length, with 2 to 2k feet in the ground. Either two or three No. 12 or 14 size wires may be used. When three wires are used they are strung in levels of about 2 feet, 39 inches and 6 feet from the ground. The lower wire is too low for holding fruit wood, but aids in keeping the bases of the canes in place. When two wires are used they are strung about 2H and 4 feet from the ground. Polite Kassberry He: MI notice that you are now eating candy." She: "Yes. Christmas saved my life. I had pretty nearly gotten away from the habit since going with you." Now Heads Labor Dr. S Congresrationt! 1: - -J Parkes Cadman, of the Church of Brook lyn, was marfo president of the U S. Federal Council of Churches at th Atlanta conference. JUST SMILES. BLONDE BESS OPIXE8 "Mother's feet always suffer when it rains. Mine don't but my com plexion does. ED PURDYTJ PHILOS "Men kid themselves that woman hasn't any sense of humor, when as a matter of fact nine out of ten wo men take a big joke at the altar Gilliam &Bisbee's j& Column j& HERE IS THE WAY TO REDUCE WEIGHT Don't stay fat when you can grad ually reduce your weight to what it should be without the slightest in jury or inconvenience. Get rid of the burden that may shorten your life ten years or more, and feel younger, enjoy better health. You don't have to go on a diet, take weakening baths or indulge in tire some exercises. Abnormal fat is generally due to the sluggish action of a small gland which permits too much food to be converted into fatty tissue. Restore this gland to proper working order and your weight should gradually reduce to the normal for your height. The Vitans Combination Obesity treatment followed carefully, will, in time, reduce your weight to the prop er amount The complete treatment, which is enough to last about six weeks, costs you five dollars about twelve cents per day. Sold only di rect from the laboratories of the A. Schmidt Co., P. O. Box 1287, San Francisco, Calif. Circular sent on request. Address Dept. A. FOR THE BOBBIES They are the best that are made. . Velocipedes and Kiddie !Kars for the Kids. . Enterprise vacuum bot tles that will keerj Christ mas warm and the 4th of July cool. Community Silver and high grade aluminum ware for Christmas. Winchester Flashlights and Batteries. James Duncan, of Boston, f irst Vice-President, now becomes head of th American Federation of Labor to fill tha unexpired terrti of th 1st Samuel Gompen. Mr Duncan was formed head of the Granit Worker. Gilliam & Bisbee BVMYTMIIrO W Hardware Impicments W have U, will get U or U k not made. There's a Radiola for every home RADIOLA III $ 45.2S (Not loud speaking) RADIOLA III-A 90.00 (J100.00 $10 down, $10 per month) RADIOLA REGENOFLEX 190.00 ($200.00 30 down, $14.17 per month) RADIOLA X 260.00 ($270.00 $30 down, $20 per month) RADIOLA Sl'PERHETRODVNE 278.00 ($288.00 $30 down, $21.50 per month) Prices include cost of delivery and installation with guarantee and three months free service. All RADIOLAS use dry batteries only. A hig organization extending over three counties enables us to give real service and satisfaction. MAURICE A. FRYE Everything Electrical Studebaker Sixes c Come in and see our "Before and After Taking," Tum-A-Lumber Book. A prize book of sug gestions for making a modern home out of the old house, with many illustrations and plans. TUM-A-LUM LUMBER CO. Heppner, Islington, Ion Harwood's Closing Out Sale Of' Gennett Records Entire stock must be disposed of at once. ALL 75c RECORDS SPECIALLY . PRICED AT 50 Cents Everything in Musical Instruments Odd Fellows Building Heppner, Oregon Red Crown Gas 24c SERVICE STATION Union Gas 24c Kerosene, Oils, Differential, Transmission, Cnp, and Axle Greases. TIRES and TUBES FREE AIR and WATER FERGUSON . BROTHERS MY success attend all your enterprises, may abundant health make Hying a joy, and may happiness be your portion through out thew Year. Peoples Hardware Co, HAVE TOU TRIED H YET? the new' winter IN EVERY WAYA Here's gasoline that will tell you what all-'round winter performance is -the new winter "Red Crown"! Quick-starting and more. Extra mileagel 100 power! plenty of win ter "pep" but nothing sacrificed. Get a tankful of the new winter "Red Crown" today from any red, white and blue pump in town at Standard Oil Service Stations and at dealers-"in every way a better gasoline." STANDARD OIL COMPANY (California) better pasoline. QuUk&niini O 100 power Courtesy to You In all matters however large or small Is the end toward which we strive. Anyone can accept business pleasantly you know THAT. If for any reason we DO have to say "no" We can be courteous about the refusal, too. Did you know THAT? Farmers & Stockgrowers National Heppner Bank Oregon Star Theater THURSDAY and FRIDAY, JAN. 1 and 2 CONSTANCE TALMADGE in "DULCY" The adventures of a delightful dumb-belle. Young bride becauses of her stupidity causes her husband a lot of embarrassment and gets him into financial difficulties while trying to aid him in his business affairs. This is the play in which Kelly McDaid and other high school students made such a de cided hit recently. Also OUR GANG in "COMMENCEMENT DAYS" SATURDAY, JANUARY 3 ' MAY McAVOY and RICARDO CORTEZ in WILLIAM DeMILLE'S "THE BEDROOM WINDOW" If you are looking for excitement and fun take a look at The Bedroom Window. A spine tingling mystery and a rib-tickling comedy combined. Bobbed haired ladies who want to stay bobbed, stay away from this picture. It's a hair raiser. , Also two-reel comedy. SUNDAY and MONDAY, JANUARY 4-5 CORRINNE GRIFFITH, CONWAY TEARLE and ELLIOTT DEXTER in "THE COMMON LAW" By ROBERT W. CHAMBERS One of the foremost works of modern fiction, por trayed by a most notable cast of eleven well known stars. The enthralling story of a girl, unversed in the ways of Art Colonies, who sought to earn a living as a model. Remember, it is from the story by Robert W. Chambers. Also FELIX, the Cat, is with us again. Beginning January 6th, for a short time, there will be no pictures shown on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. A little later we expect to so arrange our line-up that we will be open every night. With only three programs each week, with five days in which to see them, we hope to see you often, for every program will be a good one. A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL