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THE GAZETTE-TIMES. HEPPNER. OREGON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 1, 1925.
CARTOON REVIEW OF 1924 By satterfield
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Scared! She Talks , kind in Pacific America north of Church President
San Francisco and west of Minnea- L , .
.w . FARM POINTERS j AL
I I In planting strawberries in Oregon I XX
whaa they s&arry."
Bat Ad
Wanted Sinrls bed b clderlv man
with wooden head and foot, box
spring-i and felt mattress. Weekly
Caxette, Mich.
Direct Method
Prisoner: "I am a law-abiding and
peaceful citilen."
Judge: "That may be true, but the
evidence shows that you knocked the
plaintiff senseless."
Prisoner: "Sure, Judge, that was
the only way to get 'peace."
Lfie
Visitor: "I understand bootlegging
is rampant here. Don't you ever try
to stop it?"
Sheriff: "No, brother, I don't You
see I'm only a sheriff as a side line.
My regular business is that under
taker establishment you see down the
street there and I can't interfere
with big business.1
Annual Poem
Departed but, ah, not forgotten
Is genial, happy J. Plunk Dawes:
He wore a long, long beard of cotton
In that great role as Santa Clsus.
True Too True
Bleeker: "Some suit you're wear- !
in, cu. iiu jtuut wiie ueip jruu piv
it?"
Ed: "Nope! She only picks the
pockets."
You Smile. Bat
Sign in front of Employment Bu
reau:
Why Go To Hollywood?
if it's work you want we can
place you. Cooks, Maids, Seamstress,
Nurse, etc., etc., etc.
Poor Old J. J.
Now over here
Lies J. J. Drakes
He had four wheels
But a useless brake.
Can You Guess?
Hey, Duke, what make of car is
that you're driving?"
It s a Cross-Roads Puzzle. '
Dumb Dan Sells 'Em
Producer: "Your comedy is rather
funny but I'm inclined to think the
jokes are too coarse."
Scenario Writer: "Well, won't they
b screened before the public aeet
them.
Indigestion Sometimes
Sign of Serious Trouble
Warning Gives) That Attacks of Ail
ment Should Not Be Treated
Lightly; Diet Eaaential.
(From State Board of Health.)
Any refusal of the stomach to care
for the food put into it, together
with nausea, belching of gas, and
pain in the pit of the stomach is
usually called indigestion. If you
are subject to these symptoms you
should see a competent physician.
You will very likely answer, "Why!
A little bit of indigestion ia nothing."
In a number of tiroes you may be
right but the time when you are
wrong means trouble. Indigestion
may mean the beginning of serious
trouble.
The most frequent cause of indi
gestion is improper diet. Either the
amount of food is too large or the
character of the food eaten is im
proper, or it is oaten too rapidly.
It is a wonder that tha human stom
ach does its work at all considering
the way It is abused. You overload
your stomach with all manner of
improper foods and then it balks and
you call it indigestion. The preven
tion of this condition is the applica
tion of common sens regular
meals, proper food, but not too much,
and thorough mastication.
There are many causes of indiges
tion other than improper diet and it
is these possible causes that demand
serious consideration. Not infre
quently it is the only manifestation,
to yourself at least, of chronic ap
pendicitis, ulcer and cancer of the
stomach, gall-stones, kidney diseases
and certain nervous disorders.
Since the first indication of many
serious diseases may be indigestion,
it is important that you discover the
cause of your indigestion at a time
when treatment may be effective. If
the only thing you need is correction
of diet, and you folllow the advice of
your physician, you will be well re
paid. If it is found that your indi
gestion ia the beginning of some ser
ious disease, it may be that this early
knowledge will make it possible to
establish a cure. If, however, you
elect to guess what the trouble caus
ing your indigestion ia and uess
diet, and you are right, yon art lucky.
If you guess diet and you have ulcers
of the stomach, you have made a
mistake that you must pay for. Guess
work is poor policy, it paya poor
dividends in either health or comfort
If you are having disturbances and
indigestion after meala, and if aim
pie regulation of your diet, such as
eating well balanced meala fails to
effect a prompt relief, lose no time
in consulting your doctor. Nothing
is gained by delay everything may
be lost.
Mrs. Mary Brown, of Condon, who
has been spending the past two
months with her daughter, Mrs. R.
A. Thompson in Heppner. returned
to her home on Tuesday.
Wanted Woman for general house
work; good home and salary. Address
Put Ward, Sixprong, Wash.
RESOLITIOX8 OP CONDOLENCE.
Once again, death hat visited our
order and summoned our beloved
sister Francis J. Gordon, from our
midst; and
Whereas, the all wise and merciful
Ruler of the Universe has called our
beloved and respected sister home,
and she havnig been a true and faith
ful member of our order, therefore
be it
Resolved, that San Soucl Rebekah
Lodge No. 83 L O. O. F., in testimony
of her loss, drape its charter in
mourning for thirty days, and that
we tender to the family of our de
ceased aister our sincere condolence
in their deep affliction and that a
copy of these resolutions be sent to
the bereaved family, entered upon
the records of the lodge, and publish
ed in the Gasette-Times.
ROSA PHELPS.
OPAL BR1GGS.
ALMA DEVIN.
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Gwendolyn Caswell, twenty-rvro,
of Chicago, was dumb since in
fancy. A an experiment she was
taken up in an airplane and
dropped ttraight toward earth in
a nosedive. The fright gave her
peech. With tears streaming she
thanked the pilot for his great risk,
that she might talk again.
Jackson Family Gives
88 Acres to U. of 0.
Donation to Be i'sed by Medical
School In Portland; Tract
Valned at $100,m.
University of Oregon, Eugene, Dec.
30. (Special.) With the gift of an
88-acre tract of land valued at $100,
000. as an addition to its campus, the
University of Oregon school of med
icine entrs 1925 prepared for the
most useful year of service in its
history. The gift was made to the
people of Oregon by the late C. S.
Jackson. Mrs. Jackson, and Philip L.
Jackson of Portland.
The tract adjoins the present cam
pus of the mtd.cal school of Mar
quam Hill, Portland. Under the terms
of the gift, the land ii to be a Bed
for med)Cftl school purposes, and is
dedicated for all time to the healing
of the sick and crippled, to the re
crestion of the public and the play of
children.
The Jackson gift brings the total
donations to the University of Ore
gon school of medicine to 1463,259
in the last three yers. Of thit am
ount, $200,000 represents the gift of
Edward Itrnbecber and Mrs. E. W.
Morne of Portlar.d, in honor of their
deceust-d father, Frank B. Doembech
r, for a hocfiiul for children. Con
struction of ihis building is soon to
bpyin on the medical school campus.
When completed it will have 60 beds
for the accommodation of juveniie
rates.
The tract of b8 acres given by the
J si k boh b, added to the 2u acres pre
sented to the mfdicat school in 1917
by the Oregon-Washington Railroad
and Navignlion company, gives the in
stitution a campus of 10H acres with
in a mile and a half of the Multno
mah county courthouse.
"The gift asi'jres and it was much
needed adequate room for expansion
at the medical school," said Dean
Richard B. Dillehunt, "and will do
much to encourage health advance
ment and medical research In the
state, H
It was Mr. Jackson's original plan
several years ago to establish on the
property an orthopedic hospital for
children. Before he could carry out
this deign he was taken 111 and in
the meantime the children's hospital
had been established through the do
nation of the Doernbecher family.
The University of Oregon medical
In planting strawberries in Oregon
the main thing is to see that the
plants are set early enough for the
roots to be well established before
moisture runs low in the spring. Late
winter or early spring is recommend
ed by the experiment station for un
known irrigated districts. Late spring
planting is to be avoided at all times
as the plants do not have a chance to
establish a new root system before
the dry season comes on, stunting
the poorly rooted plants.
A 100-pound-of-sulphur application
to an acre of several types of Ore
gon land every three or four years
should give a ton or more increase in
yield of legume hay on most of the i
alfalfa lands, says the state experi
ment station. Subsequent applica
tions are lighter particularly on hu
mid soils. Apply early and harrow
in when the meadows are renovated,
is the station recommendation.
Hens for winter laying in Oregon
do not do well on a whole grain ra
tion. The continued use of straight
grain does not supply all the food
elements necessary to produce eggs.
Steady rations of straight grain re
sult in digestive disorders as well as
poor egg production. The grain
should be supplemented by ground
feeds commonly referred to as mash
in distinction to whole or cracked
grains used as scratch foods.
Loganberry vines in nearly all dis
tricts where the fruit is grown are
trained to a wire trellis made by
setting posts about 30 feet apart in
the rows. These posts are not less
than 7 feet in length, with 2 to 2k
feet in the ground. Either two or
three No. 12 or 14 size wires may be
used. When three wires are used
they are strung in levels of about 2
feet, 39 inches and 6 feet from the
ground. The lower wire is too low
for holding fruit wood, but aids in
keeping the bases of the canes in
place. When two wires are used they
are strung about 2H and 4 feet
from the ground.
Polite Kassberry
He: MI notice that you are now
eating candy."
She: "Yes. Christmas saved my
life. I had pretty nearly gotten away
from the habit since going with you."
Now Heads Labor
Dr. S
Congresrationt!
1: - -J
Parkes Cadman, of the
Church of Brook
lyn, was marfo president of the
U S. Federal Council of Churches
at th Atlanta conference.
JUST SMILES.
BLONDE BESS OPIXE8
"Mother's feet always suffer when
it rains. Mine don't but my com
plexion does.
ED PURDYTJ PHILOS
"Men kid themselves that woman
hasn't any sense of humor, when as
a matter of fact nine out of ten wo
men take a big joke at the altar
Gilliam &Bisbee's
j& Column j&
HERE IS THE WAY
TO REDUCE WEIGHT
Don't stay fat when you can grad
ually reduce your weight to what it
should be without the slightest in
jury or inconvenience. Get rid of
the burden that may shorten your
life ten years or more, and feel
younger, enjoy better health.
You don't have to go on a diet, take
weakening baths or indulge in tire
some exercises. Abnormal fat is
generally due to the sluggish action
of a small gland which permits too
much food to be converted into fatty
tissue. Restore this gland to proper
working order and your weight should
gradually reduce to the normal for
your height.
The Vitans Combination Obesity
treatment followed carefully, will, in
time, reduce your weight to the prop
er amount The complete treatment,
which is enough to last about six
weeks, costs you five dollars about
twelve cents per day. Sold only di
rect from the laboratories of the A.
Schmidt Co., P. O. Box 1287, San
Francisco, Calif.
Circular sent on request. Address
Dept. A.
FOR THE BOBBIES
They are the best that
are made. .
Velocipedes and Kiddie
!Kars for the Kids. .
Enterprise vacuum bot
tles that will keerj Christ
mas warm and the 4th of
July cool.
Community Silver and
high grade aluminum
ware for Christmas.
Winchester Flashlights
and Batteries.
James Duncan, of Boston, f irst
Vice-President, now becomes head
of th American Federation of
Labor to fill tha unexpired terrti of
th 1st Samuel Gompen. Mr
Duncan was formed head of the
Granit Worker.
Gilliam & Bisbee
BVMYTMIIrO W
Hardware Impicments
W have U, will get U or
U k not made.
There's a
Radiola
for every home
RADIOLA III $ 45.2S
(Not loud speaking)
RADIOLA III-A 90.00
(J100.00 $10 down, $10 per month)
RADIOLA REGENOFLEX 190.00
($200.00 30 down, $14.17 per month)
RADIOLA X 260.00
($270.00 $30 down, $20 per month)
RADIOLA Sl'PERHETRODVNE
278.00
($288.00 $30 down, $21.50 per month)
Prices include cost of delivery and
installation with guarantee and three
months free service.
All RADIOLAS use dry batteries
only.
A hig organization extending over
three counties enables us to give real
service and satisfaction.
MAURICE A. FRYE
Everything Electrical
Studebaker Sixes
c
Come in and see our
"Before and After
Taking," Tum-A-Lumber
Book.
A prize book of sug
gestions for making a
modern home out of
the old house, with
many illustrations
and plans.
TUM-A-LUM
LUMBER CO.
Heppner, Islington, Ion
Harwood's
Closing Out Sale
Of'
Gennett Records
Entire stock must be disposed of at once.
ALL 75c RECORDS SPECIALLY .
PRICED AT
50 Cents
Everything in Musical Instruments
Odd Fellows Building
Heppner, Oregon
Red Crown
Gas 24c
SERVICE STATION
Union
Gas 24c
Kerosene, Oils, Differential, Transmission, Cnp,
and Axle Greases.
TIRES and TUBES FREE AIR and WATER
FERGUSON . BROTHERS
MY success attend all your
enterprises, may abundant
health make Hying a joy, and may
happiness be your portion through
out thew Year.
Peoples Hardware Co,
HAVE TOU TRIED H YET?
the new'
winter
IN EVERY
WAYA
Here's gasoline that will tell you
what all-'round winter performance
is -the new winter "Red Crown"!
Quick-starting and more. Extra
mileagel 100 power! plenty of win
ter "pep" but nothing sacrificed.
Get a tankful of the new winter
"Red Crown" today from any red,
white and blue pump in town at
Standard Oil Service Stations and at
dealers-"in every way a better gasoline."
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(California)
better pasoline.
QuUk&niini O 100 power
Courtesy to You
In all matters however large or small
Is the end toward which we strive.
Anyone can accept business pleasantly
you know THAT.
If for any reason we DO have to say "no"
We can be courteous about the refusal,
too.
Did you know THAT?
Farmers & Stockgrowers National
Heppner Bank Oregon
Star Theater
THURSDAY and FRIDAY, JAN. 1 and 2
CONSTANCE TALMADGE in
"DULCY"
The adventures of a delightful dumb-belle. Young
bride becauses of her stupidity causes her husband a lot
of embarrassment and gets him into financial difficulties
while trying to aid him in his business affairs.
This is the play in which Kelly McDaid and
other high school students made such a de
cided hit recently.
Also OUR GANG in
"COMMENCEMENT DAYS"
SATURDAY, JANUARY 3
' MAY McAVOY and RICARDO CORTEZ in
WILLIAM DeMILLE'S
"THE BEDROOM WINDOW"
If you are looking for excitement and fun take a look
at The Bedroom Window. A spine tingling mystery and
a rib-tickling comedy combined. Bobbed haired ladies
who want to stay bobbed, stay away from this picture.
It's a hair raiser. ,
Also two-reel comedy.
SUNDAY and MONDAY, JANUARY 4-5
CORRINNE GRIFFITH, CONWAY TEARLE and
ELLIOTT DEXTER in
"THE COMMON LAW"
By ROBERT W. CHAMBERS
One of the foremost works of modern fiction, por
trayed by a most notable cast of eleven well known stars.
The enthralling story of a girl, unversed in the ways of
Art Colonies, who sought to earn a living as a model.
Remember, it is from the story by Robert W. Chambers.
Also FELIX, the Cat, is with us again.
Beginning January 6th, for a short time, there will be
no pictures shown on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. A
little later we expect to so arrange our line-up that we
will be open every night. With only three programs
each week, with five days in which to see them, we hope
to see you often, for every program will be a good one.
A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL