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About The gazette-times. (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925 | View Entire Issue (June 15, 1922)
pa or. rom TIIK G A ZETTK-T1MES, HEITXER. OREGON, TIITRSDAY, JUNE 15, 1922. IM1EIIES Th i,ir.r duett, Eitaibllshvd k.tl . lfcH It, H'i'l'er Tlm Ktbllhd Nvt crater li. lk7. Cui.mUi'Ulcd Ktruary 1&, 1911 rubl.ni.ert vtrv Thurftday mornlnff bf n trr mm4 Sprmrrt Cranfwr n4 liter! at the i'oatottlcc at Hepp nr. u.Koo ht eeconl-cULM malltr. AI B1HT1MM1 RATKS G IT B H OH At'l'Lllll BUUSCRirTlO.N RATES: Ot. Tar .. tlx Mmuh. 'ihre MunUit l0 this country. One may not profess adherence to the predominate form of religion in America unless he ad heres to pretty well defined ethical questions. Preaching the gospel ne cessitates the exposition of mora! teaching quite as much as it does the exposition of theological doc trines. Bootleg brew and Christian ity are, and should be very wide apart. MOHHOU lUl VI V OFFICIAL PATER r aj....b.i, THE AMERICAN PRE.SS ASSOCIATION There's a Limit to Everything There is an element of humor in Lady Astor's request that America assume the role of Good Samaritan among nations. This is something like asking Ty Cobb and Babe Ruth to take up baseball as a business. No nation has so consistently played the Good Samaritan to the world as America has in the last seven or eight years. If there is a certain re luctance now to continue in the role, it is because the highway along which the Good Samaritan was wont to tender his kindly office is so un safe that he would soon need oil and , wine to bathe his own wounds. The ; thieves along the road no longer dis-! tinguish any difference between their ; customary prey and the conveyor of : first aid, but sandbag everybody they , come to. What Lady Astor probably intend-' ed was a plea that America might keep on playing the angel. She might have better asked Europe to : wake up and begin to help herself instead of eternally panhandling and passing the hat. We went through the war, ourselves, and sent armies ; across the ocean, and expended bill- j ions, but are not snivelling about it1 and pointing to the patches upon our J pants and bruises upon our anatomy. A turtle lives four or five hundred years, but who in blazes wants to be a turtle. What has he eot to live for. anyhow. Now they have some sort ot dope to make people live 150 years, but we have some doubts as to whether we want to hang around here that long or not. Life gets to be pretty much of a chestnut after one gets so old he can't chew any thing but the rag. Radio Think Waves H. C. L. coming down. Cucumber ache is now only 10 cents. The best thing about life is the living, if you live right. There are two pains about dentis try the operation and the price. If you have your flivver paid for the next will be a radio set. . People getting a photograph taken iook like they were sitting on a tack. tarn your bread by the sweat of your brow, whether it is high or not. A bath, shave, square meal and a $5 bill makes the world look brighter. The jail clock is slow to the fol low that gets in for speeding. The summer stiff straw hats are as comfortable as gravel in a shoe. The devil is so busy here he don't get home to hell very often. The Genoa conference finally did agree to adjourn. Among the list of accessories is an airdale on the running board. Here lies the body of Joseph Zorn, Who made one sad mistake. He trusted to his motor horn When he should have used the brake. Chas. H. Latourell and wife re turned home from Portland Friday, having spent several days in and about the metropolis, visiting with relatives and friends. Mr. Latourell drove to the city from Boardman, where he is getting his new service station fitted up in fine shape. Be sides being in a position to furnish the people of that section and the traveling public with gasoline, oils, and all Ford parts, Mr. Latourell is putting in a fine soda fountain in connection with a confectionery, which is in charge of an attractive young lady, and all wants in this line can be promptly filled. All this is Chautauqua Season Tickets Only four hundred forty adult sea son tickets have been placed in the hands of the ticket committee. If you desire a season ticket at the low rate, do not delay, but have your ticket reserved for you at once. You may pay for it at any time up to noon of the opening day. Phone your or der to Haylor, Phelps Grocery Co., Humphreys Drug Co., Fountain of Sweets, H. A. Cohn, Case Furniture Co., Sam Hughes Co., Patterson & Son, Thomson Bros., Minor Co., Mrs. L. G. Herren, Hotel Patrick, or any member of the Committee. It is said that what we eat, we are. That being the case a lot of us had better let up on the prunes. Slats' Diary By Ross Farquhar Friday Pa got a letter frum his cuzzen witch is a girl out in New Hamshire. She is -MfTj j u s l recovering I l -fc 4 frum a divorce 'nil :rvSrj' parted for money. I' Sat. I dont be- iCase in witch she ; was the Leading lady and win outj by a nice big Ali-j money. Pa saysi she marryed for I love all rite but 4 kids for sum thing that they havent J done. Like for in- L. 4 stant when there jtiamMutmi Pa informs them got to go out and hoe in the Garden and they go and commence to dig up a lot of fat fish wirms and disside to go a fishing, witch was what I done. And got whaled for it. Sunday I gess I must of cot a cold wile out fishing yesterday for I sure got a good 1 Today and I dont no of enny thing more discomforable than a cold in warm and Swetty wether. A specially when you hav vent got a Handkercheif on you. Monday Jakes brother brot his Fiddle and cum over to are house to show us how he cud Play. Pa sed he has red where they was a awful lot of murders comitted in this state but when they heard this Gink play he was of the Decision that they has ben one to less, after all. Tuesday Unkel Hen has went away on a Visit and when he put up at a Hotel in the City the 1st nite the clerk ast him did he want a private bath and he answered in reply that was the only way he ever tuk a bath out home. Wednesday Stayed out of skool on acct. of sickness today. The tru ant offiser has got the Grip. Went fishing and just as we started home the teecher past us and waved her hand at us in a ford. Trubbel is Like a bed so easy to get into and so hard to get out of it. I dred tomorro. Thursday Them who attended the World war hassent nothing on us kids witch goes to skool. This has ben a rotten day for me. What are teecher dont no about punishment cud be ritten on a muskitos toenale Why do they call it shortcake? It is not the cake that is short but the berries. Religion Demands Morality We hear many who are inclined to look lightly upon the prohibition law frequently make remarks to the ef fect that the churches and preachers re altogether too active along such lines of endeavor; and that the pul pit is no longer used to preach the gospel but to propagate prohibition. If such utterances are intended as a protest against participation by churches and ministers in the agita tion over the wet.and dry issue, they do not amount to much. Theoretic ally there is no necessary logical con nection between religion and moral ity, yet really there is a very great deal of connection between them in Notice to Farmers FOR PROMPT ACTION WRITE TO US FOR APPLICATION BANKS. WE LOAN ANYWHERE FROM $5,000 TO $25,000 ON FARMS, AT located in an attractive new build- fY ing on the highway. Richard McElligott, retired farmer jsa i of the lone section, spent a few days ; zss this week in Heppner, looking after ss business affairs and enjoying a visit with the otd-timers. I EE FARM WANTED Wanted to hear from owner of a farm for sale. Give lowest price and ful particulars. L. Jones, Box 551, Olney, Illinois. li!i!!!ilil!!li!i!!i!!!i!!!i!!!!!i!illli!!lllll!!i!!lili!!i!ll!illi!SIO Central Market 1 (B Per Cent NO BROKERAGE OR COMMISSIONS CHARGED LOANS RUN 32 YEARS IF DESIRED WHY YOU SHOULD ACT QUICKLY 1st. Federal land appraisers soon will be in the Morrow county territory. 2nd. Our charter limits our loans to a specified amount and applications filled as received. Address Communications to OREGON WASHINGTON JOINT STOCK LAND BANK Broadway and Oak, PORTLAND, ORE. Thomson Bros. Now is the time to see our complete line of Wash Goods in voils, crepes, ginghams and all the most up-to-date wash goods on the market. We Have Shoes For Everybody Ladies' Low Shoes $4.00 to $7.00 Infants' Shoes 50c to $2.00. Children's and Girls' Shoes $2.50 to $5.00 Boys' Shoes $2.50 to $5.00.. Men's $4.00 to $8.50. Boys Suits $7 to $12.50; Mens Suits $20 to $35 Those Leather Vests Reduced $8.50 to $12.50 Odd Wool Pants at a Great Saving Khaki Pants $2.00, $2,50, $3.00. Button and Lace Bottom Pants $3.00 to $5.00. YOUR MEASURE TAKEN FOR A SUIT OF CLOTHES THAT WILL FIT. NO TROUBLE TO SHOW YOU GOODS r n& i tewli 22" The KOHLER ' Jm IxStly SEE. Automatic POWER UK FIV: end LIGHT Plant iV M requires no tt attae jNpT j Z&fflA4f hai capacity of 1 SOU watU or fc J 11 I J1LHJ11 I two electrical horsepower F VAijr .?'''iir' l-'V f P it Write for illustrated literature. fcl i 'il'fi' t H AlDerS a Come in and let tho plant ia tf J rtl f j Quality the cper"tion WyM 1 g hottheS Cohn Auto Co. 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It g is a Heppner product and is as g good as the Dest. . ttittw CHEAPNESS is not the tesl: of Value----VALUE is the test of Cheapness. Quality Counts LLOYD HUTCHINSON Where ( They LEAN LOTHES LEAN thttiiiiii'ft'''l'l''l'"lll"ll'"lll"'''l'l'l'"''ll''1'''tttmt"'11'll"t'ttt1 Satisfying Hungry Folk Is Where We Shine! It koeps us busy, of course, but that's what we are here for. We try to satisfy all tastes and all pockctbooks. Contented folks in Heppner will tell you tliis store is just chock full of good things to eat. Strawberries CANNING BERRIES IN ABOUT A WEEK Just bring us the market basket and we will guarantee to fill it with good things to eat at fair prices to both of us. PHELPS GROCERY COMPANY PHONE 53 Make this store your headquar ters during Chautauqua Week. cNtke to Holders of Viftory Loan Ootids The Secretary of the Treasury has call ed all 3 Victory Liberty Loan Notes for redemption on June 15th, 1922, and in terest on the 3 Victory Liberty Loan Notes will therefore cease on that date. The Secretary of the Treasury has also authorized the Federal Reserve Bank of San Francisco to purchase on or before June lf)th, 1922, a limited amount of 4 Victory Liberty Loan Notes, direct from holders, at par and accrued interest. Kindly call upon us, if we can be of as sistance, cither in the redemption or pur chase of any of these bonds. Fir National Bank HEPPNER, OREGON