Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The gazette-times. (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 15, 1921)
"A fin TWO Till: OAZKTTK TIMES. HF.PPNEIT, OREGON. TIU'KSDAY, SF.PT. 15, 1921 Tin; Gazktte-Timks i . i . 1 r. l-i i ; . : n i.:M.hd im,i.t.i Tj.i.-,ift Uiorr.lnK by' taxlM Jin-Br tranlor AlllhKlltlM. H11S I. IK1S ON l I'l l A I Ul ti IJ.O0 b.k Jaui. ii i.tii ltiit- joi..ii .Ifei i.. , t-ut'. .Ofc who takes I-. is oIJ lw.e reads the items of M to n . and -raucJ fitters- & ea! grape. n:eS ! c ui'.l he to sick to go to skooi tomorro. 1 ast pa what the writers .Mr, anj lets his mind wander back xeen when thev sav The love lite to the days when he knew the .Mr. in her eyes, he sed just watch yure and .Mrs. in knee pants and shall we ma when she looks in the winda at say. short skirts, the new dresses. It's the home town rarer h.T? th, NOTICE TO WATER I "ERS. The water users of the city of Hepp ner will please take notice that It Is necessary for them to Inform the water superintendent when they desire to oe.ise using the water for Irrigation, t'nless due notice Is served upon the de partment, water for irrigation will be H'hfsJ.;v lake & me found a and the charge will not go on the bill. City of Heppner Water Department. MDKHUW IUIMI Utt'UUL I'ATtat Forn A(4vmtnc RtpreMntativ JHL AMLKICAN ratSS A-VyiClAnON What Is So Inscrutable as Life? Speaking of a man who has just died one Walter N. Lipe friends, relatives and neighbors told of his happy family life. As general manager of a great packing concern, Lipe turned every thing into gold for his company and made a million for himself. ' He resigned recently," said the president ot the packing institution, "to become vice president of the great American Sugar Ketining com pany. We were very, very sorry to lose him." Lipe died the day before he was to take possession of his new office. The president of the sugar refining company said: "He was a great business man and a wonderful man ager of men. We are greatly griev ed and disappointed." And this man committed suicide hanged himself! Why? What is so inscrutable as life? Do you know what I think is the best story in the Bible? It is the story about Noah and the flood. You remember that Noah had to work a long time on the Ark. it was uphill business, too, at best, to go on toiling day after day in the hot sun, out there in a dry land, while the ham mer and anvil club sat around spit ting tobacco juice on his boards, whittling up his soft pine with old jackknives and telling him what a fool he was to expect a flood in a country that was too dry to grow alfalfa. But he kept at it. Finally the flood came and every mothers son of the croakers w.as drowned. This is the only instance we know of in either sacred or profane history, where the knocker got exactly what was coming to him. Warrenton Sens. I Mr. and Mrs. What wonderful thoughts come up when these two abbreviations are printed in a news item what intense j human interest these portray. In the country weekly paper, they j take the one big place in all items, ! from the simple visit to relatives, to j the large matters of human life. "Mr. and Mrs." the great news; item of the universe, the bringer of j recollections to the man far from Doyouknow you can roll 50good cigarettes for lOcts from one bag of GENUINE r j! Slats' Diary. By Ross Farquhar. Friday Friday may be a unlucky day but they is 1 thing in its favor & that is the nex day is I Saturday, got in trub-1 bel with Pug a little, we' was playing ball & I called him a lire, when I seen him comeing for ime I apolagized & he -i V cu rttl luc 11 uu lac 'Jit all back. & just as 2 milieu iuuuu lie uauu- V; ed me 1 on the nob. I 3 sed What you mean & I ihe replyed & sed Thats w just to show you what K I wood of done if you haddent of tuk haelc Juhat you sed. I was a getting mad. Saturday unkel Clarence & ant Ada cum with there dawter & we went a fishing whitch was a warm autum day. Cuzzen Roberta cryed when I was fishing cause she sed it was crule in me to droun the poor little wirms all the time, her ignor ants is reely stimulateing on out dore sports and etc. Sunday went to s. skool tore my pants, got a licking, red a story. Mnndiy unkel Clarence has got a dog whitch nods his tale up & down in sted of side ways, he says it is because they live inside of a small flat & there issent room far him to nod it side ways. Tuesday I brot home my books to study but diddent have any suc cess as they is a guy nex dore whitch thinks he is lerning to play a trom bone, so I slipt up to Jakes & we "BULL'DURHAM TOBACCO We want you to have the bast paper for " BULL." So now you can receive with each package a book Ol 24 leave of IHU. the vary fineat clgaretta paper In the world. real .Mr. ailJ Mrs nru-i ifmc ii.yiip . ... ....... km now Nil whitch SeJ rat arr-ukil anJ t0 receive the home town paper, then inform the department that you was to be at the show supported by WCek in and week out is to know the ' hav not used the water or lrr,Kat,nR Miss sum thin?, lakes ma wooddent , h.mn..n,n. r u ..... , during the month. Get your notice in ..... ""fr1"" wuiiu, . . ... let him go she sea it a grate rig teua .joints of "Mr. and Mrs. like him cant support mmseit sue issent going to enkurrage him by let ting Jake go to see him. so we hook ed sum apples & plaid with the dog whitch treed a cat. Thursday got my hand hurt to day. I was fixing a pin in my rule to reech under the seat & stick El sie whitch sets in frunt of me. I had it all ready & it was then that what happened did. I had faled to notis the teecher in back of me & she landed a stick on my nuckels. 1 hollered rite out. kep me in to boot ma sed I deserved it. lot of simpa thy I get. pa smiled wisely. aterme 1 Ions wriERE.no The Question Is Settled DINE WITH US Our New Bit Dining Room ti not exclusive to transient trsde. It's tor the folks of Heppner First, Lest and AU the Time. Give the wife a rest and a treat a Sunday dinner here. SHOET ORDERS, TOO Eikhom Restaurant Wfllww Street '''iiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Notice The FULLER SERVICE MAN will arrive in Heppner September the 19th, and will call on each housewife in the city and present her with a free brush and give a free demonstration of the 69 uses of the 45 Better Brushes, and repair or rebrace any defective Fuller brushes that any may have. All genuine Fuller brushes bear the trade mark shown here. Accept No Subttilute r.,1 mm t "! 1-Vsrt 59'!P 2 fUMalf Are now in their prime We get them fresh from IRRIGON every other day You know what Irrigon Quality means! Phelps Grocery Co. Phone 53 Prices Are At "Rock Bottom" BUY NOW! I gp. f S5Q29 TODAY your AND I FBONT DOOR 1000 ntj IOOO FtCT lOOOFttTr owp iioine fern otMtuswN IWf 000 LATH Tum-A-Lum Lumber Co. Heppner Lexington lone Sm MMa h MPBBMa-aaaeaaBBBaaBBaaaBBBBa Use tyank Check The plan is safe because there is never a question as to when you made the transaction or the amount involved. Each check is a complete re cord, showing the date, the am ount, to whom paid. Father more, the payee acknowledges receiving the amount from you, as each check must be endorsed on the back when presented here at the bank. Your friends and neighbors use bank checks to make pur chases. The plan is practical for you. Fir& National Bank HEPPNER, OREGON mi i P. El: lit- jn WWI'.Jfa I" t!liiHI(lllp : I 1 111 " .a;yj'tirv' tiff i j 1 Its a pleasure to cook with fflaEsaaai: FLORENCE OIL COOK STOVES WMifeaealMeLai MMUff A Good Oil Cookstove V V More Heat Less Care Meals on Time The Florence cooks, bakes and roasts. evenly and thoroughly. No ashes, no smoke, no troublesome dampers. Let us show you what an intensely hot, blue flame its powerful burners give. Handy levers control the heat perfectly. Kerosene supply is always in sight in the glass bull's-ye of the Uok. The baker's arch of the Florence Portable Oven assures even baking, tempting pastries, and well-browned roasts. Peoples Hardware Co. pnn it Camels are made for Men who Think for Themselves Such folks know real quality and DEMAND it They prefer Camels because Camels give them the smoothest, mellowest smoke they can buy because they love the mild, rich flavor of choicest tobaccos perfectly blended and because Camels leave NO CIGARETTY AFTERTASTE. Like every man who does his own tbinUin'-r want fine tobacco in your cigarettes. You'll find it in Camels. And, mind you, no flashy package just for show. No extra wrappers! No costly frills 1 These things don't improve the smoke any more than premiums or coupons. But QUALITY! Listen! That's CAMELS 1 nil li. lTOLDlT.l.r,.C