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who takes I-. is oIJ lw.e
reads the items of M
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-raucJ fitters- & ea! grape. n:eS
! c ui'.l he to sick to go to skooi
tomorro. 1 ast pa what the writers .Mr, anj lets his mind wander back
xeen when thev sav The love lite to the days when he knew the .Mr.
in her eyes, he sed just watch yure and .Mrs. in knee pants and shall we
ma when she looks in the winda at say. short skirts,
the new dresses. It's the home town rarer h.T? th,
NOTICE TO WATER I "ERS.
The water users of the city of Hepp
ner will please take notice that It Is
necessary for them to Inform the water
superintendent when they desire to
oe.ise using the water for Irrigation,
t'nless due notice Is served upon the de
partment, water for irrigation will be
H'hfsJ.;v lake & me found a
and the charge will not go on the bill.
City of Heppner Water Department.
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JHL AMLKICAN ratSS A-VyiClAnON
What Is So Inscrutable as
Life?
Speaking of a man who has just
died one Walter N. Lipe friends,
relatives and neighbors told of his
happy family life.
As general manager of a great
packing concern, Lipe turned every
thing into gold for his company and
made a million for himself.
' He resigned recently," said the
president ot the packing institution,
"to become vice president of the
great American Sugar Ketining com
pany. We were very, very sorry to
lose him."
Lipe died the day before he was
to take possession of his new office.
The president of the sugar refining
company said: "He was a great
business man and a wonderful man
ager of men. We are greatly griev
ed and disappointed."
And this man committed suicide
hanged himself!
Why?
What is so inscrutable as life?
Do you know what I think is the
best story in the Bible? It is the
story about Noah and the flood. You
remember that Noah had to work a
long time on the Ark. it was uphill
business, too, at best, to go on toiling
day after day in the hot sun, out
there in a dry land, while the ham
mer and anvil club sat around spit
ting tobacco juice on his boards,
whittling up his soft pine with old
jackknives and telling him what a
fool he was to expect a flood in a
country that was too dry to grow
alfalfa. But he kept at it. Finally
the flood came and every mothers
son of the croakers w.as drowned.
This is the only instance we know
of in either sacred or profane history,
where the knocker got exactly what
was coming to him. Warrenton
Sens.
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Mr. and Mrs.
What wonderful thoughts come up
when these two abbreviations are
printed in a news item what intense j
human interest these portray.
In the country weekly paper, they j
take the one big place in all items, !
from the simple visit to relatives, to j
the large matters of human life.
"Mr. and Mrs." the great news;
item of the universe, the bringer of j
recollections to the man far from
Doyouknow
you can roll
50good
cigarettes for
lOcts from
one bag of
GENUINE
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Slats' Diary.
By Ross Farquhar.
Friday Friday may be a unlucky
day but they is 1 thing in its favor &
that is the nex day is
I Saturday, got in trub-1
bel with Pug a little, we'
was playing ball & I
called him a lire, when
I seen him comeing for
ime I apolagized & he
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'Jit all back. & just as
2 milieu iuuuu lie uauu-
V; ed me 1 on the nob. I
3 sed What you mean &
I ihe replyed & sed Thats
w just to show you what
K I wood of done if you
haddent of tuk haelc
Juhat you sed. I was a
getting mad.
Saturday unkel Clarence & ant
Ada cum with there dawter & we
went a fishing whitch was a warm
autum day. Cuzzen Roberta cryed
when I was fishing cause she sed it
was crule in me to droun the poor
little wirms all the time, her ignor
ants is reely stimulateing on out dore
sports and etc.
Sunday went to s. skool tore my
pants, got a licking, red a story.
Mnndiy unkel Clarence has got
a dog whitch nods his tale up & down
in sted of side ways, he says it is
because they live inside of a small
flat & there issent room far him to
nod it side ways.
Tuesday I brot home my books
to study but diddent have any suc
cess as they is a guy nex dore whitch
thinks he is lerning to play a trom
bone, so I slipt up to Jakes & we
"BULL'DURHAM
TOBACCO
We want you to have the
bast paper for " BULL."
So now you can receive
with each package a book
Ol 24 leave of IHU.
the vary fineat clgaretta
paper In the world.
real .Mr. ailJ Mrs nru-i ifmc ii.yiip . ... ....... km
now Nil whitch SeJ rat arr-ukil anJ t0 receive the home town paper, then inform the department that you
was to be at the show supported by WCek in and week out is to know the ' hav not used the water or lrr,Kat,nR
Miss sum thin?, lakes ma wooddent , h.mn..n,n. r u ..... , during the month. Get your notice in
..... ""fr1"" wuiiu, . . ...
let him go she sea it a grate rig teua .joints of "Mr. and Mrs.
like him cant support mmseit sue
issent going to enkurrage him by let
ting Jake go to see him. so we hook
ed sum apples & plaid with the dog
whitch treed a cat.
Thursday got my hand hurt to
day. I was fixing a pin in my rule
to reech under the seat & stick El
sie whitch sets in frunt of me. I
had it all ready & it was then that
what happened did. I had faled to
notis the teecher in back of me &
she landed a stick on my nuckels. 1
hollered rite out. kep me in to boot
ma sed I deserved it. lot of simpa
thy I get. pa smiled wisely.
aterme
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The Question
Is Settled
DINE WITH US
Our New Bit Dining Room
ti not exclusive to transient
trsde. It's tor the folks of
Heppner First, Lest and AU
the Time.
Give the wife a rest
and a treat a Sunday
dinner here.
SHOET ORDERS, TOO
Eikhom Restaurant
Wfllww Street
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Notice
The FULLER SERVICE MAN will arrive in
Heppner September the 19th, and will call on
each housewife in the city and present her with
a free brush and give a free demonstration of
the 69 uses of the 45 Better Brushes, and repair
or rebrace any defective Fuller brushes that any
may have. All genuine Fuller brushes bear the
trade mark shown here.
Accept No
Subttilute
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fUMalf
Are now in their prime
We get them fresh
from IRRIGON
every other day
You know what Irrigon
Quality means!
Phelps Grocery Co.
Phone 53
Prices Are At "Rock Bottom" BUY NOW!
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Use tyank Check
The plan is safe because
there is never a question as to
when you made the transaction
or the amount involved.
Each check is a complete re
cord, showing the date, the am
ount, to whom paid. Father
more, the payee acknowledges
receiving the amount from you,
as each check must be endorsed
on the back when presented
here at the bank.
Your friends and neighbors
use bank checks to make pur
chases. The plan is practical
for you.
Fir& National Bank
HEPPNER, OREGON
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Its a pleasure
to cook with
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FLORENCE
OIL COOK STOVES
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A Good Oil
Cookstove
V
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More Heat
Less Care
Meals on Time
The Florence cooks, bakes and roasts.
evenly and thoroughly. No ashes, no
smoke, no troublesome dampers.
Let us show you what an intensely
hot, blue flame its powerful burners
give. Handy levers control the heat
perfectly. Kerosene supply is always in
sight in the glass bull's-ye of the Uok.
The baker's arch of the Florence
Portable Oven assures even baking,
tempting pastries, and well-browned
roasts.
Peoples
Hardware Co.
pnn it
Camels are made for Men who
Think for Themselves
Such folks know real quality and DEMAND it
They prefer Camels because Camels give them the
smoothest, mellowest smoke they can buy because
they love the mild, rich flavor of choicest tobaccos
perfectly blended and because Camels leave NO
CIGARETTY AFTERTASTE.
Like every man who does his own tbinUin'-r
want fine tobacco in your cigarettes. You'll find it
in Camels.
And, mind you, no flashy package just for show.
No extra wrappers! No costly frills 1 These things
don't improve the smoke any more than premiums
or coupons.
But QUALITY! Listen! That's CAMELS 1
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