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PAGE FoFR Til!'. (1AZKTTK T1MV.S. IIlTrNF.R, OK TO 0 TIU'KSPAY. JULY 7. 1021. SIMS REPORTS AT WASHINGTON SMILE AWHILE TIhiuhiikK v ill ; Back East this summer because of tlio Low Round-Trip Fares ofiVrwl by the bur cross-continent railroad Union Pacific System Serving the transportation needs of the Great Pacific Northwest and Riving- through service via the popular direct routes to Salt Lake Oily, rvnver, Omaha, Kansas City. St. Paul. Minneapolis and Cliic;t0 1 h vr two strictly flrwt rliw trains "OREGON-WASHINGTON LIMITED" AND "CONTINENTAL LIMITED" TICKETS ON SALE DAILY Until and including August 15th. Return limit SO days, hut not later than October 31st. CHICAGO $106.80 MEMPHIS $111.60 PUEBLO $ 77.40 DENVER 77.40 MINNEAPOLIS 87.60 ST. PAUL 87.60 KANSAS CITY 87.60 OMAHA 87.60 ST. LOUIS 101.40 $cc war Tax to Be Added Proportionate reductions to many points East Stop-overs at pleasure. Side trips may be arranped for Yellowstone, Zion ana Rocky Mountain National Parks. For complete details as to routings, train schedules, side trips, sleeptnp car rates and reservations, and other travel information tlesired, call on or telephone C. DARBEE, Agent, Heppner, Ore. W a. MeMurrajr, General Icnger Agent Portland, Oregon "Just Between You and Me" says the Good Judge Here's genuine chewing satisfaction for you, hook ed up with real economy. A small chew of this class of tobacco lasts much long er than a big chew of the ordinary kind that's be cause the full, rich, real tobacco taste lasts so long. Any man who uses the Real Tobacco Chew will tell you that. Put up in two sty Us . W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco SAVING TIME and STEPS Did you ever figure how many steps and how much time it takes to settle the monthly bills? A great many people have solved this problem by paying their accounts by check, through the mail, thereby not only saving time and effort, but being assured of a receipt for every bill. FARMERS & ST0CKGR0WERS NATIONAL BANK q Heppner Oregon : vl rNv w5m x- i Mi hi ' Rear-Admiral Sim. V. S. N., went immediately to Washington to report to Secretary ot Navy Denny upon his arrival from England. This photograph shows the Admiral and Mrs. Sims leaving the steamship Olympic at New York, while en route to the capital Where Statistics Spell Some thing Of all the business failures re corded in 1920, a leading authority asserts that 84 per cent were firms that did not advertise. Some of these firms may have fig ured that they were saving money by not advertising, but quite likely whatever they saved was used up by overhead; and they failed to realize that overhead can only be taken care of by volume and that volume is best increased by intelligent advertising. If in 1920 when it was easy to sell goods, 84 per cent of the firms which failed were non-advertisers, what will the percentage be in 1921 when there is keen competition in produc tion and selling? Informant. State Wide Humane Work The Oregon State Humane So ciety was one of the few organiza tions that received increased appro priations to carry on its work. A new state law also requres tea ching of kindness to animals in every public school of the state half an hour each week. Influential people have been plac ed on the board of trustees who will give the organization increased pow er and influence in its fight against cruelty to dumb animals and child- Cl'KtOSlTY. In a street car the other day a man and his wife saw a cockroach on the floor. 1 "1 never saw one of those things," j said the man, "without wondering i where it came from." "And I never see one," said the iwife. "w ithout wonderine where it is going." - Youngstown Telegram. The Nevt Temptation. "How do you manage to sell so many tireless cookers?" "It's due to my method of ap proach," said the smart salesman. "I begin my little talk by saying, 'Madam, 1 have called to enable you to spend every afternoon at the mov ies.' " Birmingham Age-Herald. Chance for a Brave Man. "With the assurance that you love me, Gladys, I can go forth and fight the world," said the young man, with the pink tie. "Well, Reginald," replied the sweet young thing, "if you really feel that way about it, commence by go ing and breaking the news to papa." Yonkers Statesman. Ai'nt Susan's Dilemma. Aunt Susan, an old Maryland dar key, was being registered for the first time. Like many other women who were torn between their desire to vote and retain their youth, Aunt Su san neither relished telling her age More Recreation and j Less Work Advocated Both Ckown I rs and Children on Farms Should Have More Time for Pleasure. i Necessity for more recreation and iless work for children in rural dis tricts, was emphasized by Dr. Henry S. Curtis, well known orator and ; playground supervisor who visited !on the O. A. C. campus. ! Oregon and 27 other states have I passed laws for rlaveround work which are only enforced in cities, the speaker pointed out. These laws must be enforced in the rural dis tricts, he declared so children living in the country will have the same ad vantages as the city children. "The long hours of country life," said Doctor Curtis, "are fast going. A farmer will have more time for recreation. Farm wives and children need more time for recreation than they have been getting. "It is a tragedy that the children are disappearing from the farm, and that they are not learning to love the beauty of our country. The city child is an expense until 21 years of age, while the country child is self- supporting after the age of 10 or 12, .ren "Even' home with chidren ought The new members of the board in to have a sand pile for them to play ! elude manager W. S. Raker and field nor discussing other private matters. GROUCHES NEVER DIE; THEY TURN INTO CITY TICKET-ASENTS. Si in me nrst tew years ot tneir lire. ; representative fciiiott ot the btate Provisions should be made for ath-1 Audubon Society; Mrs. Millie Trum letics in rural schools, for the coun- i hell, head of the Child Labor and try boy, though stronger than the Welfare work; W. A. Dickson, prin city boy, is not better in athletics." 1 cipal of one of the largest schools Some of the best games to be' in Portland; County Superintendent played in the rural schools recom- i of schools Alderson. mended by Doctor Curtis are volley-! Hon. Wm. Hanley of Burns, one ball, playground, baseball, croquet, ', of the biggest live stock men in the and tennis. ; state has become interested and will "The country schools have a great . assist in extending the work of hu- responsibiity to get the children to mane education in eastern Oregon like the country," said Doctor Curtis. "But they can have everything in the country that they have in the city and it is largely up to the teach ers in the rural schools to give them the start." Those interested in enforcement of laws against cruelty or in the or ganization of local or branch county societies should communicate with Mrs. F. W. Swanton, Manager, court I I house, Portland. ' "What are your affiliations?" ask' ed the registrar. "Why, boss, I don' hav' to tell dem, do I ?" queried Aunt Susan in dis may. . "Answer the question," command ed the hard-hearted registrar. "But, boss," protested Aunt Susan, "I don' like to. He's got a wife and five children." Philadelphia Public Ledger. One of Them There was a man who did not ap- . . . l&jfrl rPoem . . 1 ! If I could paint a picture like I. . . have it in my rliind, I'd pick the choi- j But .Mother . . . and her mari cest colors that my lovin' heart could golds . . . has vanished with the find, and I'd spread 'em on the can-1 years. . . . You seldom hear of mar vas, so that every tint would show, to igolds, or see 'em anywheres. . . . portray the bed of marigolds, that And, while I respect the garden, fer Mother used to grow. . . . the comforts that it holds, it seems 1 allers thought them blossoms to lack completeness, when there was the highest depths of art, which i ain't no marigolds. makes em sprout, eternal, in a faith-1 ful feller's heart. . . . And I could n't think of nothin' that I'd be more proud to show', than Mother's bed of marigolds, she raised so long ago. ( HE COMES BEARING GIFTS r N We all like visitors when they rome ' bearnn; Rifts.' That account ipr the popularity nf this new Chinese manikin, Ho- Hioi, who has jut nude his ttow in the gift shops of the land, "llo-'lhoi" means good luck whether we are superstitious or not and in his little cupped hand he carries an unmounted jewel always symbolic of the month in which the ucipient was born January a garnet: April a diamond, etc. He s one of the newest novelties of the year as shown at the Bush Temjinal Salet Rtiitdiuu in New York. prove of foreign missions. One Sun- a little story that throws some light day at church a collector approached on the kind of liquor that is handed him and held out the box. out in the drinking places of the "I never give to missions," whis- metropolis, pered the man. j A stranger in the city, the story "Then take something out of the goes, went up to a barkeeper and bag, sir," whispered the collector, ordered a drink. MINNESOTA MAN HEADS AIR MAIL, NEW MERRY WIDOW HAT FROM YANK BRAINS Mi if-$1 Pec?y Hoyt, American girl, has just scored one great victory to face a big ger battle. In straight open competiton she de feated the leaders of her art t'rorn three countries, France, England, and America, but her real job is ahead. She is expected by Henry V. Savage, the: New York theatrical pro ducer to produce a hat which will outrival the "Merry Widow" sailor of fourteen years ago. Sav a;;e is stnginc a revival of the famous Merry Widow f'D'-rctta, and after a due! between millinery design ers, selreted Miss Hoyt for the uk of creating a hat w!iirh, bki its prototype, ,,, ry stye, jor l MllaW - i t ) ', i A Minnesota man is the new head of the U. S. Air Mail Service. He is Carl F. Egge, of Minneapo lis, an employee of the postal de partment for thirty years. He will, be stationed in Washington. I v GOODNESS THESIS I nnCj ttOBBY- will A BILL ALREADV'- VOU PLEASE HOME lrri &T7 Vlt SWEET JV'VjJRv HOME Al : f AH-IS THIS MISS Ur-- l I" NOPE.- THIS IS I I ( ' .fT" BET-W5 IX)M)CILE BE "the money is for the heathen." Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Simple Deduction. "Now, tell me the truth," said the fussy old lady to the corner mendi cant, "are you really blind?" "Yes, ma'am," said the beggar. "What is this I am about to give your ' 'A nickel, ma'am." "Ha ! If you are blind, how do you know it's a nickel?" "Because, ma'am, I never get more than a nickel out of people like you." Birmingham Age-Herald. His Easier Method. He tapped on the back door and asked for something to eat. The good housewife replied that she would feed him if he was willing to earn the meal by cleaning out the gutter. The tramp agreed and when he had eaten his way through several sandwiches she came out with a reli able looking hoe. "You needn't have gone to that trouble, madam," said the weary one, sizing up the farm implement. "I never use a hoe in cleaning out a gutter." "Never use a hoe!" said the wo-. man. What do you use, then a, shovel?" I "No, madam," replied the tramp, starting for the gate, "my method is to pray for rain."-Pittsburg Timcs- Gazette. j Trouble Certain. Tom Daly, humorist and poet, tells After serving tin stranger the bar keeper immediately grabbed him by the collar and hustled him to the door. "Whaddyc putting me out for?" the stranger demanded, indignantly. "I ain't started nothin' yet." "I know," the barkeep replied, "but you are going to in a minute." Youngstnwn Telegram. FIRST WOMAN IN U. S. COURT ) ?' U WWli . I h"K a U. S. District Attorney these heelic days is a task fof t te ablest man lawyer but to M the first woman assigned to the job and in the largest city in the land ',' a, c"'l"me.it to abihtv whicll 'rds no added words. M,'ss Mar, h. lowne of New York was m as Nrst li. S. dUtr,,.. .. . last week. enforcer . f WISE MEN HAVE LEARNED SOME THING; HAVE YOU? VsHE city mafl order house, doing a na j?SS tional business and advertising na tionally, has a million or more cus tomers, You are only one of them, and there is -nobody in that mail order establishment that has the time to give your order a single thought except to fill it. You take what you get, at long distapce, and be thankful that you're alive. Trade at home and your mer chant has to give you quality to re tain your trade and the trade of his other neighbors. If by accident there is anything wrong with the quality, you are where you can get instant satisfaction. The satisfac tion you get by lorn? distance U poor, if any. Wise people in the country are quitting the mail order houses in great numbers. This is apparent by the fact that the biggest of them are all but on the financial rocks. Don't be in the tail of the' procession. Trade at homewhert a part pf your dollar comes back to you., , .. ...T. ' WISE MEN! TRADE AT HOME TRADE AT HOME