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SIMS REPORTS AT WASHINGTON
SMILE AWHILE
TIhiuhiikK v ill ;
Back East
this summer because of tlio
Low
Round-Trip
Fares
ofiVrwl by the bur cross-continent railroad
Union Pacific System
Serving the transportation needs of the
Great Pacific Northwest
and Riving- through service via the popular direct routes to Salt
Lake Oily, rvnver, Omaha, Kansas City. St. Paul. Minneapolis and
Cliic;t0 1 h vr two strictly flrwt rliw trains
"OREGON-WASHINGTON LIMITED" AND "CONTINENTAL LIMITED"
TICKETS ON SALE DAILY
Until and including August 15th.
Return limit SO days, hut not later than October 31st.
CHICAGO $106.80 MEMPHIS $111.60 PUEBLO $ 77.40
DENVER 77.40 MINNEAPOLIS 87.60 ST. PAUL 87.60
KANSAS CITY 87.60 OMAHA 87.60 ST. LOUIS 101.40
$cc war Tax to Be Added
Proportionate reductions to many points East Stop-overs at
pleasure. Side trips may be arranped for Yellowstone, Zion
ana Rocky Mountain National Parks.
For complete details as to routings, train schedules, side trips,
sleeptnp car rates and reservations, and other travel information
tlesired, call on or telephone
C. DARBEE, Agent, Heppner, Ore.
W a. MeMurrajr, General Icnger Agent Portland, Oregon
"Just Between You and Me"
says the Good Judge
Here's genuine chewing
satisfaction for you, hook
ed up with real economy.
A small chew of this class
of tobacco lasts much long
er than a big chew of the
ordinary kind that's be
cause the full, rich, real
tobacco taste lasts so long.
Any man who uses the
Real Tobacco Chew will
tell you that.
Put up in two sty Us .
W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
SAVING
TIME
and
STEPS
Did you ever figure how
many steps and how much
time it takes to settle the
monthly bills?
A great many people have
solved this problem by
paying their accounts by
check, through the mail,
thereby not only saving
time and effort, but being
assured of a receipt for
every bill.
FARMERS & ST0CKGR0WERS
NATIONAL BANK
q
Heppner
Oregon
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' Rear-Admiral Sim. V. S. N., went immediately to Washington to
report to Secretary ot Navy Denny upon his arrival from England. This
photograph shows the Admiral and Mrs. Sims leaving the steamship
Olympic at New York, while en route to the capital
Where Statistics Spell Some
thing
Of all the business failures re
corded in 1920, a leading authority
asserts that 84 per cent were firms
that did not advertise.
Some of these firms may have fig
ured that they were saving money by
not advertising, but quite likely
whatever they saved was used up by
overhead; and they failed to realize
that overhead can only be taken care
of by volume and that volume is best
increased by intelligent advertising.
If in 1920 when it was easy to sell
goods, 84 per cent of the firms which
failed were non-advertisers, what
will the percentage be in 1921 when
there is keen competition in produc
tion and selling? Informant.
State Wide Humane Work
The Oregon State Humane So
ciety was one of the few organiza
tions that received increased appro
priations to carry on its work.
A new state law also requres tea
ching of kindness to animals in every
public school of the state half an hour
each week.
Influential people have been plac
ed on the board of trustees who will
give the organization increased pow
er and influence in its fight against
cruelty to dumb animals and child-
Cl'KtOSlTY.
In a street car the other day a man
and his wife saw a cockroach on the
floor.
1 "1 never saw one of those things,"
j said the man, "without wondering
i where it came from."
"And I never see one," said the
iwife. "w ithout wonderine where it is
going." - Youngstown Telegram.
The Nevt Temptation.
"How do you manage to sell so
many tireless cookers?"
"It's due to my method of ap
proach," said the smart salesman.
"I begin my little talk by saying,
'Madam, 1 have called to enable you
to spend every afternoon at the mov
ies.' " Birmingham Age-Herald.
Chance for a Brave Man.
"With the assurance that you love
me, Gladys, I can go forth and fight
the world," said the young man, with
the pink tie.
"Well, Reginald," replied the
sweet young thing, "if you really feel
that way about it, commence by go
ing and breaking the news to papa."
Yonkers Statesman.
Ai'nt Susan's Dilemma.
Aunt Susan, an old Maryland dar
key, was being registered for the first
time. Like many other women who
were torn between their desire to
vote and retain their youth, Aunt Su
san neither relished telling her age
More Recreation and j
Less Work Advocated
Both Ckown I rs and Children
on Farms Should Have More
Time for Pleasure.
i Necessity for more recreation and
iless work for children in rural dis
tricts, was emphasized by Dr. Henry
S. Curtis, well known orator and
; playground supervisor who visited
!on the O. A. C. campus.
! Oregon and 27 other states have
I passed laws for rlaveround work
which are only enforced in cities,
the speaker pointed out. These laws
must be enforced in the rural dis
tricts, he declared so children living
in the country will have the same ad
vantages as the city children.
"The long hours of country life,"
said Doctor Curtis, "are fast going.
A farmer will have more time for
recreation. Farm wives and children
need more time for recreation than
they have been getting.
"It is a tragedy that the children
are disappearing from the farm, and
that they are not learning to love
the beauty of our country. The city
child is an expense until 21 years of
age, while the country child is self-
supporting after the age of 10 or 12, .ren
"Even' home with chidren ought The new members of the board in
to have a sand pile for them to play ! elude manager W. S. Raker and field nor discussing other private matters.
GROUCHES NEVER
DIE; THEY TURN
INTO CITY
TICKET-ASENTS.
Si
in me nrst tew years ot tneir lire. ; representative fciiiott ot the btate
Provisions should be made for ath-1 Audubon Society; Mrs. Millie Trum
letics in rural schools, for the coun- i hell, head of the Child Labor and
try boy, though stronger than the Welfare work; W. A. Dickson, prin
city boy, is not better in athletics." 1 cipal of one of the largest schools
Some of the best games to be' in Portland; County Superintendent
played in the rural schools recom- i of schools Alderson.
mended by Doctor Curtis are volley-! Hon. Wm. Hanley of Burns, one
ball, playground, baseball, croquet, ', of the biggest live stock men in the
and tennis. ; state has become interested and will
"The country schools have a great . assist in extending the work of hu-
responsibiity to get the children to mane education in eastern Oregon
like the country," said Doctor Curtis.
"But they can have everything in
the country that they have in the
city and it is largely up to the teach
ers in the rural schools to give them
the start."
Those interested in enforcement
of laws against cruelty or in the or
ganization of local or branch county
societies should communicate with
Mrs. F. W. Swanton, Manager, court I
I house, Portland. '
"What are your affiliations?" ask'
ed the registrar.
"Why, boss, I don' hav' to tell dem,
do I ?" queried Aunt Susan in dis
may. . "Answer the question," command
ed the hard-hearted registrar.
"But, boss," protested Aunt Susan,
"I don' like to. He's got a wife and
five children." Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
One of Them
There was a man who did not ap-
. . .
l&jfrl rPoem
. . 1 !
If I could paint a picture like I. . .
have it in my rliind, I'd pick the choi- j But .Mother . . . and her mari
cest colors that my lovin' heart could golds . . . has vanished with the
find, and I'd spread 'em on the can-1 years. . . . You seldom hear of mar
vas, so that every tint would show, to igolds, or see 'em anywheres. . . .
portray the bed of marigolds, that And, while I respect the garden, fer
Mother used to grow. . . . the comforts that it holds, it seems
1 allers thought them blossoms to lack completeness, when there
was the highest depths of art, which i ain't no marigolds.
makes em sprout, eternal, in a faith-1
ful feller's heart. . . . And I could
n't think of nothin' that I'd be more
proud to show', than Mother's bed of
marigolds, she raised so long ago.
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HE COMES BEARING GIFTS
r
N We all like visitors when they rome ' bearnn; Rifts.' That account
ipr the popularity nf this new Chinese manikin, Ho- Hioi, who has jut
nude his ttow in the gift shops of the land, "llo-'lhoi" means good luck
whether we are superstitious or not and in his little cupped hand he
carries an unmounted jewel always symbolic of the month in which the
ucipient was born January a garnet: April a diamond, etc. He s one
of the newest novelties of the year as shown at the Bush Temjinal Salet
Rtiitdiuu in New York.
prove of foreign missions. One Sun- a little story that throws some light
day at church a collector approached on the kind of liquor that is handed
him and held out the box. out in the drinking places of the
"I never give to missions," whis- metropolis,
pered the man. j A stranger in the city, the story
"Then take something out of the goes, went up to a barkeeper and
bag, sir," whispered the collector, ordered a drink.
MINNESOTA MAN
HEADS AIR MAIL,
NEW MERRY WIDOW HAT FROM YANK BRAINS
Mi
if-$1
Pec?y Hoyt, American
girl, has just scored one
great victory to face a big
ger battle. In straight
open competiton she de
feated the leaders of her
art t'rorn three countries,
France, England, and
America, but her real job
is ahead. She is expected
by Henry V. Savage, the:
New York theatrical pro
ducer to produce a hat
which will outrival the
"Merry Widow" sailor of
fourteen years ago. Sav
a;;e is stnginc a revival of
the famous Merry Widow
f'D'-rctta, and after a due!
between millinery design
ers, selreted Miss Hoyt for
the uk of creating a hat
w!iirh, bki its prototype,
,,, ry stye, jor
l MllaW - i t ) ', i
A Minnesota man is the new
head of the U. S. Air Mail Service.
He is Carl F. Egge, of Minneapo
lis, an employee of the postal de
partment for thirty years. He will,
be stationed in Washington.
I v GOODNESS THESIS I nnCj ttOBBY- will
A BILL ALREADV'- VOU PLEASE
HOME lrri &T7 Vlt
SWEET JV'VjJRv
HOME Al : f
AH-IS THIS MISS Ur-- l I" NOPE.- THIS IS I I ( ' .fT"
BET-W5 IX)M)CILE BE
"the money is for the heathen."
Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
Simple Deduction.
"Now, tell me the truth," said the
fussy old lady to the corner mendi
cant, "are you really blind?"
"Yes, ma'am," said the beggar.
"What is this I am about to give
your
' 'A nickel, ma'am."
"Ha ! If you are blind, how do you
know it's a nickel?"
"Because, ma'am, I never get more
than a nickel out of people like you."
Birmingham Age-Herald.
His Easier Method.
He tapped on the back door and
asked for something to eat. The
good housewife replied that she
would feed him if he was willing to
earn the meal by cleaning out the
gutter.
The tramp agreed and when he
had eaten his way through several
sandwiches she came out with a reli
able looking hoe.
"You needn't have gone to that
trouble, madam," said the weary one,
sizing up the farm implement. "I
never use a hoe in cleaning out a
gutter."
"Never use a hoe!" said the wo-.
man. What do you use, then a,
shovel?" I
"No, madam," replied the tramp,
starting for the gate, "my method is
to pray for rain."-Pittsburg Timcs-
Gazette. j
Trouble Certain.
Tom Daly, humorist and poet, tells
After serving tin stranger the bar
keeper immediately grabbed him by
the collar and hustled him to the
door.
"Whaddyc putting me out for?"
the stranger demanded, indignantly.
"I ain't started nothin' yet."
"I know," the barkeep replied,
"but you are going to in a minute."
Youngstnwn Telegram.
FIRST WOMAN IN
U. S. COURT
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WWli
. I h"K a U. S. District Attorney
these heelic days is a task fof
t te ablest man lawyer but to M
the first woman assigned to the job
and in the largest city in the land
',' a, c"'l"me.it to abihtv whicll
'rds no added words. M,'ss Mar,
h. lowne of New York was
m as Nrst li. S. dUtr,,.. .. .
last week.
enforcer
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WISE MEN HAVE LEARNED SOME
THING; HAVE YOU?
VsHE city mafl order house, doing a na
j?SS tional business and advertising na
tionally, has a million or more cus
tomers, You are only one of them,
and there is -nobody in that mail
order establishment that has the
time to give your order a single
thought except to fill it.
You take what you get, at long
distapce, and be thankful that
you're alive.
Trade at home and your mer
chant has to give you quality to re
tain your trade and the trade of his
other neighbors. If by accident
there is anything wrong with the
quality, you are where you can get
instant satisfaction. The satisfac
tion you get by lorn? distance U
poor, if any.
Wise people in the country are quitting the mail order houses
in great numbers. This is apparent by the fact that the biggest
of them are all but on the financial rocks. Don't be in the tail
of the' procession. Trade at homewhert a part pf your dollar
comes back to you., , .. ...T. '
WISE MEN!
TRADE AT HOME
TRADE AT HOME