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I'AGE FOUR THE GAZETTE-TIMES. IIE1TNFR. OREGON, TItTRSlUY, JUNE 30, 1921. NEW COMMANDERS OF AMERICAN LEGION SMILE AWHILE -M-UC'rr lirvnT i urmchen clean as anew pin YOU can keep it that way when you use a good oil cook-stove. No drudgery no dirt. Just touch a match to the burner and you have clean intense cooking heat. To be sure of best results in your stove, use PearlOil the uniform kerosene. Pearl Oil is clean burning and eco nomical. It is refined and re refined by a special process. Every drop is converted in to real heat. Pearl Oil is for sale by dealers everywhere. Order by name Pearl Oil . STANDARD OIL COMPANY (California) is PEARLOIL HEAT AND LIGHT "Just Between You and Me" says the Good Judge Here's genuine chewing satisfaction for you, hook ed up with real economy. A small chew of this class of tobacco lasts much long er than a big chew of the ordinary kind that's be cause the full, rich, real tobacco taste lasts so long. Any man who uses the Real Tobacco Chew will tell you that. Put up in two styles W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco SAVING TIME and STEPS Did you ever figure how many steps and how much time it takes to settle the monthly bills? A great many people have solved this problem by paying their accounts by check, through the mail, thereby not only saving time and effort, but being assured of a receipt for every bill. i i i I I Oregon I FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS NATIONAL BANK Heppner i - .- ft :;yj'J -1 TvJ.Bannigcm jy "I hope only to carry oat the aggressive policies launched by Col Galhraith." said the nor national commander, John T. Emery, of Grand Rapids. Mich., as he took command of American Legion atlairs. He en tered the world war as- captain, m-as promoted to major, and. while lead ing the 1st Battalion of the 18th Infantry, was severely wounded by shell tire. Thomas J. Bannigan of Hartford. Conn, it the new National vice commander elected to place through the death of Col CaJbraith. Every Allied Nation At Peace Except the U.S. Each Made Pact thth Germany in 1919 While this Country Held Back by Wilson Washington, June, 28 That the making of a separate peace with Germany two and a half years after the actual cessation of hostilities im plies no abandonment of the allies of the United States is asserted by Chairman Stephen G. Porter, of the House Committee on Foreign Af fairs. He says: "It is frequently asserted that by officially declaring the state of war at an end we are abandoning the Al lies and our associates in the late war. This is a gross misstatement of fact. All the nations that signed the treaty of Versailles did so with full knowledge that it was not effect ive, so far as the United States was concerned, until ratified by the Sen ate; yet notwithstanding this know ledge, unmindful of their rescue by this country from defeat and possible vassalage, and with a total disregard for our rights in case the United States Senate failed to ratify the treaty, they made the following a part of the treaty: A first proces verbal of the de posit of ratification will be drawn up as soon as the treaty has been rati fied by Germany, on the one hand, and by three of the principal allied and associated powers, on the other hand. From the date of this proces verbal the treaty will come into force between the high contracting parties who have ratified it "Under the provision any three of the principal allied and associated powers could make a separate peact with Germany and leave all the other nations in a state of war. They avail ed themselves of this privilege. The German National Assembly ratified the treaty on July 10, 1919; Great Britain on July 31, 1919; Italy on October 7. 1919; the Republic of France on October 13. 1919; the Em pire of Japan on October 27, 1919; and the proces verbal was promulga ted on the 10th of December, 1919 On that date all matters in dispute between Germany, Great Britain France. Italy, and Japan were ad justed and settled and a state of peace created among themselves. while the United States, not having ratified the treaty, was allowed to shift for itself. The abandonment if any, has been of the United States as we are still at war, while the Al lies have been enjoying the advan tages of peace since December 10. 1919. If we had made treaties of peace with the Central Powers be fore the Allies and our associates did, there would be justification of the charge that we had abandoned them, but the undisputed fact is that we are the only nation which en gaged in the World War that has not made peace. When the proces verbal was inserted in the treaty it had but one object, and that was to enable the Allies to make a separate peace with the Central Powers. MONDELL DEFENDS HOUSE Washington, June 28. Represent ative Frank W. Mondell of Wyoming, majority leader in the House, resents the carefully cultivated Democrat at tempt to spread the idea that the Republican Congress is not speeding MAY HAVE TO PACB MRS. STILLMAN - Flo LeecLy yr YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR' 0AYU6HT SAVINGS IN THE BANK. DllTEKENT VIEWPOINTS. How can any man oe a woman hater f" asked Miss Old-girl. "Wom an has kissable lips, lovable eyes, a luiguble shape and lioldable hands." Huh!' grunted Mr. Oldbatch. "And she also has changeable hair, removable hips, adjustable eyebrows, colorable lips and a transferable ompexion. "Cincinnati Enquirer. Not For Her. At. old dame at a railway station asked a porter where she could get her ticket. The man pointed in the direction of the ticket ottice. "You can get it there," he said, "through the pigeonhole. "Get away with you, idiot! she exclaimed. "How can 1 get through that little hole? 1 ain't no pigeon!" Houston Post. Editorial Graft. "Ho hum." sighed the editor ol the Chiggersville Clarion as he glan ced over a poem, pinched off the stamp inclosed for its return, if not available, and threw the manuscript into his waste basket. "Aren't you going to send back that poem to the author? asked the visitor who had dropped in for a little chat. "Nope," said the editor. "I charge the stamp for reading it." Birming ham Age-Herald. Ticket Gamblers. Two men were waiting for a train and one said: "I will ask you a ques tion, if 1 cannot answer my own question, I will buy the tickets. Then you ask a question, and if you can not answer your own, you buy the tickets. The other agreed to this. "Well," the first man said, "you see those rabbit holes? How do they dig those holes without leaving any dirt around them? The other confessed: "1 don't know. That's your question so ans wer it yourself." The first man winked and replied: "They begin at the bottom and dig up!" "But," said the second man, "how do they get at the bottom to begin? "That's your question," was the first man s rejoiner. "Answer it yourself." The other man bought the tickets. Boston Post. The Bad Speaker. The late E. C. Benedict, the not ed financier and yachtsman, said one day at Indian Harbor: "I am a very bad after-dinner speaker. In fact, I am such a bad after-dinner speaker that often, in the middle of a speech I think dis mally of Judge Lyons of Tombstone. Judge Lyons, of Tombstone, arose one evening to make a speech in the presence of a large audience. He spoke so badly that his audience melted away by degrees. At the end of an hour one old miner alone was , . .. - - - - - r RACIAL WARS Since God, in His wisdom, created the entity known as "Man," the tribes have been co-related, the white, the black and the tan. . . No effort of segregation has proven to be success and yet their amalga mation has furnished profound dis tress. In the struggle to be fittest, I need not mention the race, that, since the dawn of creation, has taken the foremost place. . . .'Endowed with a God-like vision, to compass the land and sea, what soul would repel his decision to make all man kind free? But, jealousy, envy, hatred, these are the devil's tools, to strike to the heart of angels, to rage in the brain of fools. . . . When you sharpen the spear of malice with the grind of n beastly lust, you are growing fruit for the gallows, as racial antipathy must. Let man, regardless of color, remember his fated place. . . . For God respects no persons, not even a color or race, . . . and when every man does his duty, as all of God's children can, the soul will abound in beauty, and God will take care of man. left. "The old miner yawned and reach ed down for his hat at last, but he was horrified to see Judge Lyons draw a six-shooter from his hip pocket and lay it on the desk before him. "The old miner sat up. He finger ed his hat nervously. At length, he interrupted Judge Lyon's turgid flood of oratory and said: " 'Be ye g'wine ter shoot ef I go?' " 'Such, friend, is my intention,' said Judge Lyons grimly. 'I am bound to finish my oration, even if I have to shoot to keep an audience.' "The old miner heaved a deep sigh. Then he rose and started for the door, at the same time saying over his shoulder: " 'Wal, shoot if yer mind ter, I'd as lief be shot as talked ter death.' " Detroit Free Press. Of Course Not. A resident of the rural districts Louis by name, brought a load of hogs to the local stockyards and they were sold by Ben, another native of the faherland. Later in the day Lou is was digesting the account of the sale, when Ben approached and in quired: "Louie, did your hogs weigh as much as you thought they would?" Louie replied: "No, they didn't, but I didn't think they would." In dianapolis News. Mrs. James A. Stillman, wife of tiie former president of th National City Bank, who it contesting her husband's suit for divorce on the ground of unfaithfulness and Hegiti macy of trie eighteen-month-old Guy Stillman, would hart Flo Leeds, former Zeigfeld Follies ghi "and "soiil mate" of the banker brought into open court to face cross-fire examination. enough. He says: "We were a few days late in get ting started, owing 'to the fact that the minority did not have their com mittee places filled. Since that time by unanimous consent we have sev eral times adjourned over Saturday. And may I suggest to the gentleman from Texas and to the other gentle men on that side that if that is held to be killing time I shall not here after prefer any request for unani mous consent to adjourn over Satur day? Notwithstanding these ad journments, for which they have pleaded , we have worked more con tinuously and diligently and have passed more good legislation through the House in this session of Congress than in any like period during the twenty-five years I have been in Con gress, and no one can deny that fact. We are progressing in a businesslike way and are disposing of many very important and pressing questions. NEW GOVERNOR OF HAWAII -11 w FT V 4 Wf? This is Wallace Rider Farring ton. who has just been appointed governor of Hawaii by President Harding. Mr. Farrington was born in Maine and was a newspaperman before he went to the islands. There he has been editor of the Pacific Commercial Advertiser, and Hono lulu Bulletin. He b) now rice-president and general manager oi.the Honolulu Star-Bulletin. HOME TRADE ON EVE OF VICTORY. PEOPLE NOT FOOLED FOREVER BE LINCOLN said: "You?tan1! fool the people all the time." The mail order houses fooled th people for a long time and mid hundreds of millions of dollar profit by it But the wisest among woke op, with the result that tb mail order business is now going down hill so fast that the rich gttj - tlemen behind such concerns are wild with alarm. They are franti cally adopting new tactics in order to "fool some of the people" for some more of the time. But their end is near. Tt is a great victory for . home trade I Hurrah! But in the day of victory let those of os who sell dedicate our- selves to BETTER and GREATER SERVICE to the public of this community who buy. The people who once depended on the ever-present catalogue, will want something in place of it They will want the attraction of picture, description and price, placed before their eyes in the most attractive and easiest form. The world knows that this means advertising advertising in the newspapers that the people read. This newspaper not only offers its advertising columns to every person in this community that has something worth while to sell, but it offers every one the liveliest co-operatmn to the end that your buyers Qttr neighbors shall be served to the utmost, to the last .word L HAIL ORDER BSJe GOING! GOING! TRADE AT HOME Qjj TRADE AT HOME nt0 " I W OUGHTA BE I II VOUCANT GO RIDING I I-B tVlmV ASHAMED TO BE WITH US UrX THAT UaTS fZT HOME rWE I , w1Sh now , mad UIF Mghm LET BOBBY COME! HE$ YyS - tew OTYIN6 AT HOME- T fif YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK The World's greatest Playground and Museum of Natural Wonders Maifnlflcent hotels and commodious camps; 300 miles of Improved hlghwayB; all In the midst of matchless scenery. Its hotels are marvelous establishments. Its camps are pretty little tent vil lages, modelB of cleanliness, sanitation, ordor, comfort and sim ple, Informal living. An Ideal place for vacation ploasuros. fiend for our beautifully Illustrated hooklot telling all about Its won derB In word and picture. THROUGH SLEEPING CAR Otioratod DAILY during the season between Portland and West Yellowstone by the UNION PACIFIC SYSTEM Commencing Saturday, June 18, leaving Portland 5 p. in. Our local agents will be glad to explain the various tours which enabls visitors to see the Yellowstone so comfortably and at a minimum cost; also to quota fares, prepare your Itinerary and make your reservations. Call on C. DARBEE, Agent, Heppner or address WM, McMUrtRAY, Gen. Passenger Agt Portland, Oregon.