I'AGE FOUR
THE GAZETTE-TIMES. IIE1TNFR. OREGON, TItTRSlUY, JUNE 30, 1921.
NEW COMMANDERS OF AMERICAN LEGION
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clean as anew pin
YOU can keep it that way
when you use a good oil
cook-stove. No drudgery
no dirt. Just touch a match
to the burner and you have
clean intense cooking heat.
To be sure of best results
in your stove, use PearlOil
the uniform kerosene. Pearl
Oil is clean burning and eco
nomical. It is refined and re
refined by a special process.
Every drop is converted in
to real heat.
Pearl Oil is for sale by
dealers everywhere. Order
by name Pearl Oil
.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(California)
is
PEARLOIL
HEAT AND LIGHT
"Just Between You and Me"
says the Good Judge
Here's genuine chewing
satisfaction for you, hook
ed up with real economy.
A small chew of this class
of tobacco lasts much long
er than a big chew of the
ordinary kind that's be
cause the full, rich, real
tobacco taste lasts so long.
Any man who uses the
Real Tobacco Chew will
tell you that.
Put up in two styles
W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
SAVING
TIME
and
STEPS
Did you ever figure how
many steps and how much
time it takes to settle the
monthly bills?
A great many people have
solved this problem by
paying their accounts by
check, through the mail,
thereby not only saving
time and effort, but being
assured of a receipt for
every bill.
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FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS
NATIONAL BANK
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"I hope only to carry oat the aggressive policies launched by Col
Galhraith." said the nor national commander, John T. Emery, of Grand
Rapids. Mich., as he took command of American Legion atlairs. He en
tered the world war as- captain, m-as promoted to major, and. while lead
ing the 1st Battalion of the 18th Infantry, was severely wounded by shell
tire. Thomas J. Bannigan of Hartford. Conn, it the new National vice
commander elected to place through the death of Col CaJbraith.
Every Allied Nation At
Peace Except the U.S.
Each Made Pact thth Germany
in 1919 While this Country
Held Back by Wilson
Washington, June, 28 That the
making of a separate peace with
Germany two and a half years after
the actual cessation of hostilities im
plies no abandonment of the allies
of the United States is asserted by
Chairman Stephen G. Porter, of the
House Committee on Foreign Af
fairs. He says:
"It is frequently asserted that by
officially declaring the state of war
at an end we are abandoning the Al
lies and our associates in the late
war. This is a gross misstatement of
fact. All the nations that signed
the treaty of Versailles did so with
full knowledge that it was not effect
ive, so far as the United States was
concerned, until ratified by the Sen
ate; yet notwithstanding this know
ledge, unmindful of their rescue by
this country from defeat and possible
vassalage, and with a total disregard
for our rights in case the United
States Senate failed to ratify the
treaty, they made the following a
part of the treaty:
A first proces verbal of the de
posit of ratification will be drawn up
as soon as the treaty has been rati
fied by Germany, on the one hand,
and by three of the principal allied
and associated powers, on the other
hand. From the date of this proces
verbal the treaty will come into force
between the high contracting parties
who have ratified it
"Under the provision any three of
the principal allied and associated
powers could make a separate peact
with Germany and leave all the other
nations in a state of war. They avail
ed themselves of this privilege. The
German National Assembly ratified
the treaty on July 10, 1919; Great
Britain on July 31, 1919; Italy on
October 7. 1919; the Republic of
France on October 13. 1919; the Em
pire of Japan on October 27, 1919;
and the proces verbal was promulga
ted on the 10th of December, 1919
On that date all matters in dispute
between Germany, Great Britain
France. Italy, and Japan were ad
justed and settled and a state of
peace created among themselves.
while the United States, not having
ratified the treaty, was allowed to
shift for itself. The abandonment
if any, has been of the United States
as we are still at war, while the Al
lies have been enjoying the advan
tages of peace since December 10.
1919. If we had made treaties of
peace with the Central Powers be
fore the Allies and our associates
did, there would be justification of
the charge that we had abandoned
them, but the undisputed fact is that
we are the only nation which en
gaged in the World War that has not
made peace. When the proces verbal
was inserted in the treaty it had but
one object, and that was to enable
the Allies to make a separate peace
with the Central Powers.
MONDELL DEFENDS
HOUSE
Washington, June 28. Represent
ative Frank W. Mondell of Wyoming,
majority leader in the House, resents
the carefully cultivated Democrat at
tempt to spread the idea that the
Republican Congress is not speeding
MAY HAVE TO PACB
MRS. STILLMAN -
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YOU CAN'T PUT
YOUR' 0AYU6HT
SAVINGS IN THE
BANK.
DllTEKENT VIEWPOINTS.
How can any man oe a woman
hater f" asked Miss Old-girl. "Wom
an has kissable lips, lovable eyes, a
luiguble shape and lioldable hands."
Huh!' grunted Mr. Oldbatch.
"And she also has changeable hair,
removable hips, adjustable eyebrows,
colorable lips and a transferable
ompexion. "Cincinnati Enquirer.
Not For Her.
At. old dame at a railway station
asked a porter where she could get
her ticket. The man pointed in the
direction of the ticket ottice. "You
can get it there," he said, "through
the pigeonhole.
"Get away with you, idiot! she
exclaimed. "How can 1 get through
that little hole? 1 ain't no pigeon!"
Houston Post.
Editorial Graft.
"Ho hum." sighed the editor ol
the Chiggersville Clarion as he glan
ced over a poem, pinched off the
stamp inclosed for its return, if not
available, and threw the manuscript
into his waste basket.
"Aren't you going to send back
that poem to the author? asked the
visitor who had dropped in for a little
chat.
"Nope," said the editor. "I charge
the stamp for reading it." Birming
ham Age-Herald.
Ticket Gamblers.
Two men were waiting for a train
and one said: "I will ask you a ques
tion, if 1 cannot answer my own
question, I will buy the tickets. Then
you ask a question, and if you can
not answer your own, you buy the
tickets.
The other agreed to this.
"Well," the first man said, "you
see those rabbit holes? How do
they dig those holes without leaving
any dirt around them?
The other confessed: "1 don't
know. That's your question so ans
wer it yourself."
The first man winked and replied:
"They begin at the bottom and dig
up!"
"But," said the second man, "how
do they get at the bottom to begin?
"That's your question," was the
first man s rejoiner. "Answer it
yourself."
The other man bought the tickets.
Boston Post.
The Bad Speaker.
The late E. C. Benedict, the not
ed financier and yachtsman, said one
day at Indian Harbor:
"I am a very bad after-dinner
speaker. In fact, I am such a bad
after-dinner speaker that often, in
the middle of a speech I think dis
mally of Judge Lyons of Tombstone.
Judge Lyons, of Tombstone, arose
one evening to make a speech in
the presence of a large audience.
He spoke so badly that his audience
melted away by degrees. At the end
of an hour one old miner alone was
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RACIAL WARS
Since God, in His wisdom, created
the entity known as "Man," the
tribes have been co-related, the
white, the black and the tan. . . No
effort of segregation has proven to
be success and yet their amalga
mation has furnished profound dis
tress. In the struggle to be fittest,
I need not mention the race, that,
since the dawn of creation, has taken
the foremost place. . . .'Endowed
with a God-like vision, to compass
the land and sea, what soul would
repel his decision to make all man
kind free?
But, jealousy, envy, hatred, these
are the devil's tools, to strike to the
heart of angels, to rage in the brain
of fools. . . . When you sharpen the
spear of malice with the grind of n
beastly lust, you are growing fruit
for the gallows, as racial antipathy
must. Let man, regardless of color,
remember his fated place. . . . For
God respects no persons, not even a
color or race, . . . and when every
man does his duty, as all of God's
children can, the soul will abound in
beauty, and God will take care of
man.
left.
"The old miner yawned and reach
ed down for his hat at last, but he
was horrified to see Judge Lyons
draw a six-shooter from his hip
pocket and lay it on the desk before
him.
"The old miner sat up. He finger
ed his hat nervously. At length, he
interrupted Judge Lyon's turgid flood
of oratory and said:
" 'Be ye g'wine ter shoot ef I go?'
" 'Such, friend, is my intention,'
said Judge Lyons grimly. 'I am
bound to finish my oration, even if
I have to shoot to keep an audience.'
"The old miner heaved a deep
sigh. Then he rose and started for
the door, at the same time saying
over his shoulder:
" 'Wal, shoot if yer mind ter, I'd
as lief be shot as talked ter death.' "
Detroit Free Press.
Of Course Not.
A resident of the rural districts
Louis by name, brought a load of
hogs to the local stockyards and they
were sold by Ben, another native of
the faherland. Later in the day Lou
is was digesting the account of the
sale, when Ben approached and in
quired: "Louie, did your hogs weigh as
much as you thought they would?"
Louie replied: "No, they didn't,
but I didn't think they would." In
dianapolis News.
Mrs. James A. Stillman, wife of
tiie former president of th National
City Bank, who it contesting her
husband's suit for divorce on the
ground of unfaithfulness and Hegiti
macy of trie eighteen-month-old Guy
Stillman, would hart Flo Leeds,
former Zeigfeld Follies ghi "and
"soiil mate" of the banker brought
into open court to face cross-fire
examination.
enough. He says:
"We were a few days late in get
ting started, owing 'to the fact that
the minority did not have their com
mittee places filled. Since that time
by unanimous consent we have sev
eral times adjourned over Saturday.
And may I suggest to the gentleman
from Texas and to the other gentle
men on that side that if that is held
to be killing time I shall not here
after prefer any request for unani
mous consent to adjourn over Satur
day? Notwithstanding these ad
journments, for which they have
pleaded , we have worked more con
tinuously and diligently and have
passed more good legislation through
the House in this session of Congress
than in any like period during the
twenty-five years I have been in Con
gress, and no one can deny that fact.
We are progressing in a businesslike
way and are disposing of many very
important and pressing questions.
NEW GOVERNOR
OF HAWAII
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This is Wallace Rider Farring
ton. who has just been appointed
governor of Hawaii by President
Harding. Mr. Farrington was born
in Maine and was a newspaperman
before he went to the islands. There
he has been editor of the Pacific
Commercial Advertiser, and Hono
lulu Bulletin. He b) now rice-president
and general manager oi.the
Honolulu Star-Bulletin.
HOME TRADE ON EVE OF VICTORY.
PEOPLE NOT FOOLED FOREVER
BE LINCOLN said: "You?tan1!
fool the people all the time."
The mail order houses fooled th
people for a long time and mid
hundreds of millions of dollar
profit by it But the wisest among
woke op, with the result that tb
mail order business is now going
down hill so fast that the rich gttj
- tlemen behind such concerns are
wild with alarm. They are franti
cally adopting new tactics in order
to "fool some of the people" for
some more of the time. But their
end is near.
Tt is a great victory for . home
trade I Hurrah!
But in the day of victory let
those of os who sell dedicate our-
selves to BETTER and GREATER
SERVICE to the public of this community who buy. The
people who once depended on the ever-present catalogue, will
want something in place of it They will want the attraction
of picture, description and price, placed before their eyes in
the most attractive and easiest form. The world knows that
this means advertising advertising in the newspapers that
the people read.
This newspaper not only offers its advertising columns to
every person in this community that has something worth
while to sell, but it offers every one the liveliest co-operatmn
to the end that your buyers Qttr neighbors shall be served to
the utmost, to the last .word L
HAIL ORDER BSJe
GOING! GOING!
TRADE AT HOME Qjj TRADE AT HOME
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tVlmV ASHAMED TO BE WITH US UrX THAT UaTS fZT
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YELLOWSTONE
NATIONAL PARK
The World's greatest Playground
and Museum of Natural Wonders
Maifnlflcent hotels and commodious camps; 300 miles of Improved
hlghwayB; all In the midst of matchless scenery. Its hotels are
marvelous establishments. Its camps are pretty little tent vil
lages, modelB of cleanliness, sanitation, ordor, comfort and sim
ple, Informal living. An Ideal place for vacation ploasuros. fiend
for our beautifully Illustrated hooklot telling all about Its won
derB In word and picture.
THROUGH SLEEPING CAR
Otioratod DAILY during the season between
Portland and West Yellowstone
by the
UNION PACIFIC SYSTEM
Commencing Saturday, June 18, leaving Portland 5 p. in.
Our local agents will be glad to explain
the various tours which enabls visitors
to see the Yellowstone so comfortably
and at a minimum cost; also to quota
fares, prepare your Itinerary and make
your reservations. Call on
C. DARBEE, Agent, Heppner
or address
WM, McMUrtRAY, Gen. Passenger Agt
Portland, Oregon.