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PAGE TWO THE GAZETTE-TIMES. IIF.ITXEi:. OEEGOX. TTTTTvSDAY. JUNE 30. 1921. THE GAZETTE-TIMES Y-.-h . ;?i 71 i-.-; T.iev r:ftM:k N. - ! l . u -; Oo.-. '-! lbtur lb. 1S12. Kef v-y Thu'.:y rrnrr.:rr by tttm a4 pBeT I n ford Bf. i.' K"it as no.ir .i-ctas ,ir.Rttr. 1DKHTI1M. Hilt t. IV K Si OX AITI K A I 10 L1!CFH1'T10S RATES: iff Thi ttM IS Mi-BIM - l.W Thr Moiaha. .71 liPit cVwa... - .06 ORBOW lUHlV OFFICIAL PAPKR G JUL AMi-hlCV PRESS AMOOATVN remember the print s-hop towel erica. Marty in May nearly half a that would k there when you miiten were reported tJ'e in New :h.:e it up aj.nM the wall.i Pretty ors tate alone. .vn the health hinters got up to Much ot the prevailing idleness is j deep breathing. .More recent. we due to the fact that few wilt invest hae been hearing that vitamines in in new enterprises on a falling mar- our food was the whole thing, and ket. or will buy anything beyond ae-l as yeat contains the critters- in tual needs. great numbers, a great yeast manu- When it shall be felt generally that taeturer is getting enormously rich the bottom has been reached buying out of the hots who eat cakes of will be resumed, prices will begin to yeast each and every day. j rise again and the whole country will And now. lastly, conies the book- boom.--The Manufacturer, writing doc who savs and proves iP like the rest-that the only thing to; "And diJ ou sa' ou P1"ferred ibe icallv careful about is sleep. I charges against this man?' asked we are distinctly on the side of;",e JuuSe lol,K,"8 ucl B"'- this doctor if there's anything we;nmn:eJ FtacIes like it is sleep, at 8 a. m. Incidentally, our 1921 health hint- The Morrow County Fair Heppner, Oregon September 15, 16, 17, 1921 !4 Make More of Us Capitalists,. Boys! - j It is a truism that where there are , no workers, capital is useless, mere! dross. Nevertheless, it is not a prac-1 tical truism because only the wastcJ parts of the earth have no people,! that is, nobody to work. A much more practical truism isj this: That where labor is most plen-1 tiful, there civilization is at its low-' est, as witness Siberia and China. I If nobody would work, there would, ' of course, be no capital. Neither! would there be any civilization. And 1 very few people would survive such a condition because few parts of the earth grow food without cultivation. It is a fact that even if every man worked for his bare living, the world could not get along. Anyway, it could not get along in civilization. To put every man and woman in the field producing food that they and their children need, would soon be the end of them all, because man cannot live by bread alone. Capital is an absolute, practical necessity for the progress of human ity. Try as the Lenines and Trotzkys may, they will never get away from it now that man has had a taste of civilized comforts and now that the taste has given enormous impetus to his ambitions. Capitalism is a good thing. It only remains for the people of the earth o keep it in bounds. We think that progress and evolution will do this some way, perhaps by making more of us capitalists and fewer multi capitalists. 4 Slats' Diary. By Ross Farquhar. Friday ma has got a cuzzen whiten is a lady and just new marryd & her & her husbend is ' a spending there hunny moon at are house, this evning wen I cum home from playing ball my team agenst the tigers (they was a setting in the front room & spoon ing wile ma was out in the kichen plotting the menu for supper, pa sed i he guest weed have mush all the time there here at are house. Such fokes must like each a- 'nother a whole lots. Saturday ma sed for me to stay at Home wile she went a shopping & she wod bring me sum thing s'ayed St wen she cum homu she handed me a pritty box & wen I ocend it I found a tooth brush. A woman ha; pot a fine idee of a rre- sent. for a boy a speshully. Sunday ma is mad at the minis ter now so mebby we wont have to go to chirch so offen as we have here of lately, after Chirch this a m ma sed that was a butiful ser mon & she sed to the minister Wen I die I shurely want you to preech at my funeral, he replyed & sed I cernly will be delited. pa nocked ma in the ribs & I wanted to laff, so bad my hart was ticking like a ingersall. But I kep silent. Monday Are famly is in a pritty good yumor today we just herd that Lnkel Sid has got verrie ntch on oil suddenly, so now if he dont go to haveing a Operashun performed mebby we will get sum of his a state. Tuesday a slick man Held Up storekeeper here today, after rob in the safe he cum out the frunt dore where they was a lot of men standing & jumped in a ottomobeel & flu. The sheriff sed he dont see how he got away with all them men standing so clost. But wen he put out that gun beleeve me they wassent enny men at the dore enny more. Wednesday we went down to see mister & misses Stone this evning, they have got a new house & mister Stone tuk pa to show him round, but they never got no fruther than the seller, ma jawed all the way home pa had the he cups. Thursday Wen I cum home pa ast me why was my hed so wet. cud of answered his question but I diddent. Enny how it woodent of done no good. Cause he knowed. Got a stone bruse in the Crick. er furnishes us with a new word to supplant "vitamines." Which same new word is "dentrites." They are the things in our brains that keep us awake; when they relax, we sleep. But. no joking. There is a lot in this sleep theory. Slumber cures many an ill, softens many a mental shock, and we all know it is the ene my of fatigue. Nation's Most Expensive Man Is it not Sam Gompers fighting thej open shop and inciting strikes against wage reductions? He is making a! rough road to normalcy. ' Strikes and lockouts, it has been! estimated, are costing workers nearly I $1,000,000 daily in wages lost and I costing employers approximately $5,-! 000.000 a day, largely as a conse-! quence of the refusal of some work-; ers to accept revisions of wage scales. ! Such resistance to the operation of; economic forces which are governing and compelling the present readjust-1 ments in industry is only natural, but it is also futile. According to the most reliable es timates, between three and four mil-! lion people are without work in Am No. vour honor." was the quick reply of the man to whom money was owed; "I prefer the cash!" Yonkcrs Statesman. mam IIstrikeJj So toasted CIGARETTE No cigarette has the same delicious flavor as Lueky Strike. Because Lucky Strike is the toasted cigarette. II u After 500 MileS Drain and Refill There you have the first of the two most impor tant rules for motor safety. The second is fill with the very best oil you can buy call here and get the correct weight of CP 9 I 4 fft . ( Morrow County Fair, Heppner, Ore., Sept. 15 to 17. THE GAZETTE-TIMES, Your Home Paper. $2.09 Per Year mm Get together Puritan Oils carried in all weights, making an oil for every cartruck and tractor. All accessories for Ford cars always in stock. A CARLOAD OF FORD CARS TO ARRIVE SHORTLY. Try Us for Service Latourell Auto Co. Heppner, Oregon lM The Sign o vlPR a Service At Rwt-daM Garage , and othef Dealer Auto Repair Work We Guarantee Our Work to be Satisfactory Bring in all your gas engine and tractor troubles to us Hardman Garage Hardman, Oregon i One Swallow Does Not i jj 5 I Make a Summer j Neither does one E H GINGHAM J H For the little miss or the grewn-up gingham 5 cool, fresh, pleasing are indispensable for iumuier g H ' wear. .. . t EJ 55 AiSTD NOW-uring the cool days of spring U the g EE time to make up those frocks which are to give you g EE so much pleasure and comfort later on. s U " PRICED RIGHT J H Our Ginghams have been purchased since the nsw J price on cotton goods went into effect. 1 Sam Hughes Company Let's All Celebrate You will want to look your best on July 4th. Have your clothes cleaned and pressed NOW. Don't wait till the last day. LLOYD HUTCHINSON TAILORING Cleaning Pressing Dying Rttiring BEFORE YOU STEP ON THE STARTER Can You Keep Up With the Health Hinters? We Americans are terribly bother ed with health literature these latter days; health hints that our forefath ers never heard of, or dreamed of and winout which they lived with fair robustness and died, many of them, at a ripe old age. Fifteen or twenty years ago there was a great craze in favor of our chewing our cud vigorously. Next thing, we were warned multitudinous ly that we must beware of drinking curs and roller towels. (We editors ;jf THINK! Don't Drive Your Car Without Full INSURANCE PROTECTION Automobile Hail awl Firo Insurance on Grain Gen eral Fire Risks in Standard Companies SEVERAL HOUSES IN CITY FOR RENT ROY V. WHITEIS Real Estate and Insurance, Heppner. qA Toaft.to the Flag Here's to the red of it; there's not a thread of it No, not a shred of it, in all the spread of it From foot to head; But heroes bled for it, faced steel and lead for it Bathing in red. Here's to the white of it, thrilled by the sight of it Through day and night. Womanhood's care for it made man hood dare for it; Purity's prayer for it Keeps it so white. Here's to the blue of it, heavenly view of it, Star spangled blue of it, honesty's due of it, Constant and true. Here's to the whole of it, stars, stripes and pole of it; Here's to the soul of it Red, White and Blue! Fir& National Bank HRPPWBR, OREGON Have You Tried Calumet Bakin Powder 1 pound - 35 cents 2 1-2 pounds 90 cents 5 pounds - $1.25 Its Economical Phelps Grocery Co. PboM N