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THE GAZETTE-TIMES. IIF.ITXEi:. OEEGOX. TTTTTvSDAY. JUNE 30. 1921.
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JUL AMi-hlCV PRESS AMOOATVN
remember the print s-hop towel erica. Marty in May nearly half a
that would k there when you miiten were reported tJ'e in New
:h.:e it up aj.nM the wall.i Pretty ors tate alone.
.vn the health hinters got up to Much ot the prevailing idleness is j
deep breathing. .More recent. we due to the fact that few wilt invest
hae been hearing that vitamines in in new enterprises on a falling mar-
our food was the whole thing, and ket. or will buy anything beyond ae-l
as yeat contains the critters- in tual needs.
great numbers, a great yeast manu- When it shall be felt generally that
taeturer is getting enormously rich the bottom has been reached buying
out of the hots who eat cakes of will be resumed, prices will begin to
yeast each and every day. j rise again and the whole country will
And now. lastly, conies the book- boom.--The Manufacturer,
writing doc who savs and proves iP
like the rest-that the only thing to; "And diJ ou sa' ou P1"ferred
ibe icallv careful about is sleep. I charges against this man?' asked
we are distinctly on the side of;",e JuuSe lol,K,"8 ucl B"'-
this doctor if there's anything we;nmn:eJ FtacIes
like it is sleep, at 8 a. m.
Incidentally, our 1921 health hint-
The Morrow County Fair
Heppner, Oregon
September 15, 16, 17, 1921
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Make More of Us Capitalists,.
Boys! - j
It is a truism that where there are ,
no workers, capital is useless, mere!
dross. Nevertheless, it is not a prac-1
tical truism because only the wastcJ
parts of the earth have no people,!
that is, nobody to work.
A much more practical truism isj
this: That where labor is most plen-1
tiful, there civilization is at its low-'
est, as witness Siberia and China. I
If nobody would work, there would, '
of course, be no capital. Neither!
would there be any civilization. And 1
very few people would survive such
a condition because few parts of the
earth grow food without cultivation.
It is a fact that even if every man
worked for his bare living, the world
could not get along. Anyway, it
could not get along in civilization.
To put every man and woman in the
field producing food that they and
their children need, would soon be
the end of them all, because man
cannot live by bread alone.
Capital is an absolute, practical
necessity for the progress of human
ity. Try as the Lenines and Trotzkys
may, they will never get away from
it now that man has had a taste of
civilized comforts and now that the
taste has given enormous impetus to
his ambitions.
Capitalism is a good thing. It only
remains for the people of the earth
o keep it in bounds. We think that
progress and evolution will do this
some way, perhaps by making more
of us capitalists and fewer multi
capitalists. 4
Slats' Diary.
By Ross Farquhar.
Friday ma has got a cuzzen
whiten is a lady and just new marryd
& her & her husbend is
' a spending there hunny
moon at are house, this
evning wen I cum home
from playing ball my
team agenst the tigers
(they was a setting in
the front room & spoon
ing wile ma was out in
the kichen plotting the
menu for supper, pa sed
i he guest weed have
mush all the time there
here at are house. Such
fokes must like each a-
'nother a whole lots.
Saturday ma sed for me to stay
at Home wile she went a shopping
& she wod bring me sum thing
s'ayed St wen she cum homu she
handed me a pritty box & wen I
ocend it I found a tooth brush. A
woman ha; pot a fine idee of a rre-
sent. for a boy a speshully.
Sunday ma is mad at the minis
ter now so mebby we wont have to
go to chirch so offen as we have
here of lately, after Chirch this
a m ma sed that was a butiful ser
mon & she sed to the minister Wen
I die I shurely want you to preech
at my funeral, he replyed & sed I
cernly will be delited. pa nocked
ma in the ribs & I wanted to laff,
so bad my hart was ticking like a
ingersall. But I kep silent.
Monday Are famly is in a pritty
good yumor today we just herd that
Lnkel Sid has got verrie ntch on oil
suddenly, so now if he dont go to
haveing a Operashun performed
mebby we will get sum of his a
state.
Tuesday a slick man Held Up
storekeeper here today, after rob
in the safe he cum out the frunt dore
where they was a lot of men standing
& jumped in a ottomobeel & flu. The
sheriff sed he dont see how he got
away with all them men standing
so clost. But wen he put out that
gun beleeve me they wassent enny
men at the dore enny more.
Wednesday we went down to see
mister & misses Stone this evning,
they have got a new house & mister
Stone tuk pa to show him round, but
they never got no fruther than the
seller, ma jawed all the way home
pa had the he cups.
Thursday Wen I cum home pa
ast me why was my hed so wet.
cud of answered his question but I
diddent. Enny how it woodent of
done no good. Cause he knowed.
Got a stone bruse in the Crick.
er furnishes us with a new word to
supplant "vitamines." Which same
new word is "dentrites." They are
the things in our brains that keep us
awake; when they relax, we sleep.
But. no joking. There is a lot in
this sleep theory. Slumber cures
many an ill, softens many a mental
shock, and we all know it is the ene
my of fatigue.
Nation's Most Expensive Man
Is it not Sam Gompers fighting thej
open shop and inciting strikes against
wage reductions? He is making a!
rough road to normalcy. '
Strikes and lockouts, it has been!
estimated, are costing workers nearly I
$1,000,000 daily in wages lost and I
costing employers approximately $5,-!
000.000 a day, largely as a conse-!
quence of the refusal of some work-;
ers to accept revisions of wage scales. !
Such resistance to the operation of;
economic forces which are governing
and compelling the present readjust-1
ments in industry is only natural, but
it is also futile.
According to the most reliable es
timates, between three and four mil-!
lion people are without work in Am
No. vour honor." was the quick
reply of the man to whom money
was owed; "I prefer the cash!"
Yonkcrs Statesman.
mam
IIstrikeJj
So toasted
CIGARETTE
No cigarette has
the same delicious
flavor as Lueky
Strike. Because
Lucky Strike is the
toasted cigarette.
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After 500 MileS
Drain and Refill
There you have the first of the two most impor
tant rules for motor safety. The second is fill
with the very best oil you can buy call here
and get the correct weight of
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Morrow County Fair, Heppner, Ore., Sept. 15 to 17.
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Get together
Puritan Oils carried in all weights, making
an oil for every cartruck and tractor.
All accessories for Ford cars always in stock.
A CARLOAD OF FORD CARS TO
ARRIVE SHORTLY.
Try Us for Service
Latourell Auto Co.
Heppner, Oregon
lM The Sign o
vlPR a Service
At Rwt-daM Garage ,
and othef Dealer
Auto Repair Work
We Guarantee Our Work
to be Satisfactory
Bring in all your gas engine and
tractor troubles to us
Hardman Garage
Hardman, Oregon
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Neither does one E
H GINGHAM J
H For the little miss or the grewn-up gingham 5
cool, fresh, pleasing are indispensable for iumuier g
H ' wear. .. . t EJ
55 AiSTD NOW-uring the cool days of spring U the g
EE time to make up those frocks which are to give you g
EE so much pleasure and comfort later on. s
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H Our Ginghams have been purchased since the nsw
J price on cotton goods went into effect.
1 Sam Hughes Company
Let's All Celebrate
You will want to look your best on July 4th.
Have your clothes cleaned and pressed NOW.
Don't wait till the last day.
LLOYD HUTCHINSON
TAILORING
Cleaning Pressing Dying Rttiring
BEFORE YOU STEP ON THE STARTER
Can You Keep Up With the
Health Hinters?
We Americans are terribly bother
ed with health literature these latter
days; health hints that our forefath
ers never heard of, or dreamed of
and winout which they lived with fair
robustness and died, many of them,
at a ripe old age.
Fifteen or twenty years ago there
was a great craze in favor of our
chewing our cud vigorously. Next
thing, we were warned multitudinous
ly that we must beware of drinking
curs and roller towels. (We editors ;jf
THINK!
Don't Drive Your Car Without Full
INSURANCE PROTECTION
Automobile Hail awl Firo Insurance on Grain Gen
eral Fire Risks in Standard Companies
SEVERAL HOUSES IN CITY FOR RENT
ROY V. WHITEIS
Real Estate and Insurance, Heppner.
qA Toaft.to the Flag
Here's to the red of it; there's not a
thread of it
No, not a shred of it, in all the spread
of it
From foot to head;
But heroes bled for it, faced steel
and lead for it
Bathing in red.
Here's to the white of it, thrilled by
the sight of it
Through day and night.
Womanhood's care for it made man
hood dare for it;
Purity's prayer for it
Keeps it so white.
Here's to the blue of it, heavenly
view of it,
Star spangled blue of it, honesty's
due of it,
Constant and true.
Here's to the whole of it, stars,
stripes and pole of it;
Here's to the soul of it
Red, White and Blue!
Fir& National Bank
HRPPWBR, OREGON
Have You Tried
Calumet
Bakin
Powder
1 pound - 35 cents
2 1-2 pounds 90 cents
5 pounds - $1.25
Its Economical
Phelps Grocery Co.
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