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THE (iAZKTTK-TIMKS, IIFJTXER, OKKOON, TIR'KSDAY. JUNE 2, 1021. !I!!!!l!!Hll!!!i!l m e before you step on the starter I THINK! I E Don't Drive Your Car Without Full H INSURANCE PROTECTION j; Aiitinioliili Hail atnl Firo ltisuraiuv on Grain Gon- S i ral Kitv Kisks in Standard Companies EE j SEVERAL HOUSES IN CITY FOR RENT I ROY V. WHITEIS I CARPEN'TIER IN FIRST WORKOUT Real Estate and Insurance, Heppner. inl tin ONLY "QUALITY PRINTING" PRODUCED AT THE Q.-T. On the Ground Floor MY friends and patrons are in- j vited to meet me in my new office formerly occupied by the Tri-State Terminal Co., Farmers Union Building, on the east side g of Main Street. g F. R. BROWN Real Estate, Insurance and Grain llfii A. Z. BARNARD LICENSED DRAYMAN Transfer and General Hauling HEAVY;' OR LIGHT WORK HANDLED ' Get us on the street or by phone, No. 662 "NOW-A-DAYS" says the Good Judge A man can get a heap more satisfaction fromasmall chew of this class of tobacco, V an he ever could get from a big chew of the old kind. He finds it costs less, too. The good tobacco taste lasts so much longer he doesn't need to have a fresh chew nearly as often. Any man who uses the Real Tobacco Chew will tell you that. Put uf in two styles W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco c A MAN AND HIS BANK A busnicss man is known just as lie is known at his bank. And be is known at Lis bauk by the way in which he keeps his monetary affairs. This, in turn, places an obligation upon the bank itself that of cheerful and help ful service offered freely at all times to the responsible customer. And that is the attitude this bank takes to help the ambitious business man in the safe conduct of his business affairs. Call and ask us to explain this more in detail. It will involve no obligation on your part whatsoever. "We have a distinct banking service to offer, and want to tell you face to face just what it is. FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS NATIONAL BANK- f $11 i f : - h I rr J 1 I i I I V f f v h X itit 1 1 '1 of your counter to look at them my self? I have not had the opportunity to Jo so for some time." PhiLdel 'piu Ledger. I Laying It On. j "Many stories are told," said Col onel Eliiston P. Masters at a Fort Mienuan tea. ot rrencti notel ex tortions. But the worst I have heard was related to me hy an army friend. "He went to a hotel in Paris with out making a bargain about rates and dined altogether at restaurants with friends. "One evening, as he was starting out as usual, the proprietor accostea him in the hall and inquired: " 'I hope you are dining with us tonight, monsieur?' " 'No,' my friend answered, 'I have an engagemen:." "The proprietor with a despairing gesture, exclaimed: " 'It is an insult to the establish- m i..., ,.,.,r ar, nir tn haht. train in ntrntini? cioines. is vicuikc Carpentier's" method, as demonstrated at his Long Island, N. Y, train ing quarters, where the European champion is preparing tor the title tussle with Jack Dcmpsey, at Jersey City, July 2. Georges had on a pair of real fight pants, from French army uniform, when he engaged in his Irst limbering up work, as shown here. He looks in tip-top conditioiTnow and savs he is confident of lifting thefrchamponslup crown from Dempsey's brow. The dog "Flip" shown here with Car pentier is a Belgian police dog which was with him before Verdun when he won highest French honors for bravery in action. SMILE AWHILE A Future Star. "Have the Wisbys named their lit tle daughter yet?" "No, they are having some trou ble." "Why so?" "They want to choose a name that will look well on the motion picture screen. Birmingham As,e-Herald. The Voice of Love. "Oh, Henry!" exclaimed the wife, as she threw her arms rapturously round his neck, "I do love you so! Don't forget to leave me a couple of fives when you go to town this morn ing, will you dear?" "And this," muttered Henry, as he gently disengaged himself from her fond embrace, "this is what I call being pressed for money." Houston Post. The Tax on Income. Two sweet young things at the movies last night didn't seem to care for the picture, for they spent the entire time in conversation. One of them was inclined to complain about everything and everybody. The oth er was one of the 'explainers,' who can interpret everything. Meres a sample of her marvelous intelect: "1 can't, see why we have to pay these extra pennies every time we go to a movie," number one complained. "Oh, you see, the government is responsible for that." number two explained. "You've heard of the in- SHE KNOWS BASEBALL FROM A TO Z come tax, haven t vou i Number one admitted that she knew there was such a thing. Well, that s it. hvery time we come in a picture show we have to pay an income tax." Kansus City Star. Too Inquisitive Son. A most promising youth recently sought information from his father touching family affairs: "Dad," said he, "do you like mo ther?" "Why, what a question ! Of course 1 do!" "And she likes' you?" "I am certain she does." "Did she ever say so?" "Thousands of times, my son." "Did she marry you because she loved you?" Whereupon dad became angry; ind said: "See here, young man. you're get ting entirely too personal. But I don't mind telling you that she did." leu me this, dad: Was ma as near-sighted then as she is now?" Philadelphia Ledger. Lonesome for His Wares. Mooney, the traveling salesman, was a bit depressed, for trade was bad. It was the end of another blank day and the discouraged drummer called on another medchant to dis play' his samples. "But I want nothing today," said the merchant. "At least you will just examine my line of-goods?" suggested Moon ey. The merchant thought not. "In that case." suggested Mooney meekly, "will you permit me the use FOR SALE 1 New Deering Conu bike, with or without en gine, for sale at a bargain. Never been out of the shed. KARL BEACH Shown a picture of this typical refined American mother it would be hard to associate her with the great national game, baseball. Still' she knows every player by name, knows t lie club they are with, ana watches the box scores daily with all the interest of the most rabid fan. She is Mrs. Wilburt Robinson, wife of the manager of the llrooklyu National League team, last year champions in that circuit. mentfmousieur, never to dine here.' " 'Not at all,' my friend answered, and thought no more of the matter. "But when he came to pay his ho tel bill, although he had not eaten any meals there, he found this item: " 'Twelve dinners 350 francs.' " 'But I took no dinners here,' the guest protested to the proprietor. Auto Repair Work We Guarantee Our Work to be Satisfactory Bring in all your gas engine and tractor troubles to us Hardman Garage Hardman, Oregon a: -NEW PASTOR AT PRESIDENT'S CHURCH A "he-man" pastor for our Presi dent's soul is the way friends of Rev. Dr. William S. Abernathy of Kansas City describe the appoint ment of the Westerner to the CaU vary Baptist Church at Washing ton. President Harding attends there. Dr. Abernathy served in France during the. War. He i 47 years aid and has three sons I i try 4.Y0U can't drdwn M3UR SORRCW ANY MORE -, IT WILL rWE TO SWIM L. MONTERESTELLI Marble and Granite Works PENDLETON, OREGON Fine Monument and Cemetery Work All parties interested in getting work in my line should get my prices and estimates before placing their orders All Work Guaranteed 'You remarked about that to me yourself.' " 'I know you didn't,' was the re ply. 'Had you taken those dinners the price wou'd only have been 250 francs.' " 'And what, in heaven's name, are the extra hundred francs for?' " 'For the insult, mansieur, for the insult.' " Detroit Free Press. Relativity. "winkle, twinkle, little star. How I wonder where you are; High above I see you shine, But, according to Einstein, You are not where you pretend, You are just around the bend; And your sweet seductive ray Has been leading men astray All these years 0 little star, Don't you know how bad you are? Science and Invention. HOME SWEET HOME JACK WILSON GEE, I'M MUMGRY'.- BET 1 COULO EAT A MILLION BANANAS ,OR ORAMGES IF 1 HAD 'EM! n f 5?5a -.tY MOM.' 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