THE (iAZKTTK-TIMKS, IIFJTXER, OKKOON, TIR'KSDAY. JUNE 2, 1021.
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Aiitinioliili Hail atnl Firo ltisuraiuv on Grain Gon-
S i ral Kitv Kisks in Standard Companies EE
j SEVERAL HOUSES IN CITY FOR RENT
I ROY V. WHITEIS I
CARPEN'TIER IN FIRST WORKOUT
Real Estate and Insurance, Heppner.
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ONLY "QUALITY PRINTING" PRODUCED AT THE Q.-T.
On the Ground Floor
MY friends and patrons are in- j
vited to meet me in my new
office formerly occupied by the
Tri-State Terminal Co., Farmers
Union Building, on the east side g
of Main Street. g
F. R. BROWN
Real Estate, Insurance and Grain
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A. Z. BARNARD
LICENSED DRAYMAN
Transfer and General Hauling
HEAVY;' OR LIGHT WORK HANDLED '
Get us on the street or by phone, No. 662
"NOW-A-DAYS"
says the Good Judge
A man can get a heap more
satisfaction fromasmall chew
of this class of tobacco, V an
he ever could get from a big
chew of the old kind.
He finds it costs less, too. The
good tobacco taste lasts so
much longer he doesn't need
to have a fresh chew nearly
as often.
Any man who uses the Real
Tobacco Chew will tell you
that.
Put uf in two styles
W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
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A MAN AND
HIS BANK
A busnicss man is known just as lie is
known at his bank. And be is known at
Lis bauk by the way in which he keeps his
monetary affairs.
This, in turn, places an obligation upon
the bank itself that of cheerful and help
ful service offered freely at all times to the
responsible customer.
And that is the attitude this bank takes
to help the ambitious business man in the
safe conduct of his business affairs. Call
and ask us to explain this more in detail.
It will involve no obligation on your part
whatsoever. "We have a distinct banking
service to offer, and want to tell you face to
face just what it is.
FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS
NATIONAL BANK-
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of your counter to look at them my
self? I have not had the opportunity
to Jo so for some time." PhiLdel
'piu Ledger.
I Laying It On.
j "Many stories are told," said Col
onel Eliiston P. Masters at a Fort
Mienuan tea. ot rrencti notel ex
tortions. But the worst I have heard
was related to me hy an army friend.
"He went to a hotel in Paris with
out making a bargain about rates
and dined altogether at restaurants
with friends.
"One evening, as he was starting
out as usual, the proprietor accostea
him in the hall and inquired:
" 'I hope you are dining with us
tonight, monsieur?'
" 'No,' my friend answered, 'I
have an engagemen:."
"The proprietor with a despairing
gesture, exclaimed:
" 'It is an insult to the establish-
m i..., ,.,.,r ar, nir tn haht. train in ntrntini? cioines. is vicuikc
Carpentier's" method, as demonstrated at his Long Island, N. Y, train
ing quarters, where the European champion is preparing tor the title
tussle with Jack Dcmpsey, at Jersey City, July 2. Georges had on a
pair of real fight pants, from French army uniform, when he engaged
in his Irst limbering up work, as shown here. He looks in tip-top
conditioiTnow and savs he is confident of lifting thefrchamponslup
crown from Dempsey's brow. The dog "Flip" shown here with Car
pentier is a Belgian police dog which was with him before Verdun
when he won highest French honors for bravery in action.
SMILE AWHILE
A Future Star.
"Have the Wisbys named their lit
tle daughter yet?"
"No, they are having some trou
ble." "Why so?"
"They want to choose a name that
will look well on the motion picture
screen. Birmingham As,e-Herald.
The Voice of Love.
"Oh, Henry!" exclaimed the wife,
as she threw her arms rapturously
round his neck, "I do love you so!
Don't forget to leave me a couple of
fives when you go to town this morn
ing, will you dear?"
"And this," muttered Henry, as
he gently disengaged himself from
her fond embrace, "this is what I
call being pressed for money."
Houston Post.
The Tax on Income.
Two sweet young things at the
movies last night didn't seem to care
for the picture, for they spent the
entire time in conversation. One of
them was inclined to complain about
everything and everybody. The oth
er was one of the 'explainers,' who
can interpret everything. Meres a
sample of her marvelous intelect:
"1 can't, see why we have to pay
these extra pennies every time we
go to a movie," number one complained.
"Oh, you see, the government is
responsible for that." number two
explained. "You've heard of the in-
SHE KNOWS BASEBALL
FROM A TO Z
come tax, haven t vou i
Number one admitted that she
knew there was such a thing.
Well, that s it. hvery time we
come in a picture show we have to
pay an income tax." Kansus City
Star.
Too Inquisitive Son.
A most promising youth recently
sought information from his father
touching family affairs:
"Dad," said he, "do you like mo
ther?" "Why, what a question ! Of course
1 do!"
"And she likes' you?"
"I am certain she does."
"Did she ever say so?"
"Thousands of times, my son."
"Did she marry you because she
loved you?"
Whereupon dad became angry;
ind said:
"See here, young man. you're get
ting entirely too personal. But I
don't mind telling you that she did."
leu me this, dad: Was ma as
near-sighted then as she is now?"
Philadelphia Ledger.
Lonesome for His Wares.
Mooney, the traveling salesman,
was a bit depressed, for trade was
bad. It was the end of another blank
day and the discouraged drummer
called on another medchant to dis
play' his samples.
"But I want nothing today," said
the merchant.
"At least you will just examine
my line of-goods?" suggested Moon
ey. The merchant thought not.
"In that case." suggested Mooney
meekly, "will you permit me the use
FOR SALE
1 New Deering Conu
bike, with or without en
gine, for sale at a bargain.
Never been out of the shed.
KARL BEACH
Shown a picture of this typical
refined American mother it would
be hard to associate her with the
great national game, baseball. Still'
she knows every player by name,
knows t lie club they are with, ana
watches the box scores daily with
all the interest of the most rabid
fan. She is Mrs. Wilburt Robinson,
wife of the manager of the llrooklyu
National League team, last year
champions in that circuit.
mentfmousieur, never to dine here.'
" 'Not at all,' my friend answered,
and thought no more of the matter.
"But when he came to pay his ho
tel bill, although he had not eaten
any meals there, he found this item:
" 'Twelve dinners 350 francs.'
" 'But I took no dinners here,' the
guest protested to the proprietor.
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-NEW PASTOR AT PRESIDENT'S CHURCH
A "he-man" pastor for our Presi
dent's soul is the way friends of
Rev. Dr. William S. Abernathy of
Kansas City describe the appoint
ment of the Westerner to the CaU
vary Baptist Church at Washing
ton. President Harding attends
there. Dr. Abernathy served in
France during the. War. He i 47
years aid and has three sons
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L. MONTERESTELLI
Marble and Granite
Works
PENDLETON, OREGON
Fine Monument and Cemetery Work
All parties interested in getting work in my line
should get my prices and estimates before
placing their orders
All Work Guaranteed
'You remarked about that to me
yourself.'
" 'I know you didn't,' was the re
ply. 'Had you taken those dinners
the price wou'd only have been 250
francs.'
" 'And what, in heaven's name,
are the extra hundred francs for?'
" 'For the insult, mansieur, for the
insult.' " Detroit Free Press.
Relativity.
"winkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder where you are;
High above I see you shine,
But, according to Einstein,
You are not where you pretend,
You are just around the bend;
And your sweet seductive ray
Has been leading men astray
All these years 0 little star,
Don't you know how bad you are?
Science and Invention.
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