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THEODORE ROOSEVELT
ON "NATIONIALISM"
'Tarzan of the Apes." a Story THESE JOKES ARE
Krom 1IU l.afkji'iie Iay " Speech.
I frMjueiilly mew one if those nice
(t-'nirv In whoru Doftnr i f heart has
spread to the trfl who say. "How
can guarantee that eicrvbody will
love one another after the war?" The
flrot tep tn (tuarantwinc It is to
knock Germany out.
, It Is now Faiil that a part of the
peace agreement must be a league of
nations which will avert all war f.r
Of African Adventure, Is
Notable for Its Imagina
tion, Acting and Its
Free Spirit.
ON THE
j Some Bin One.
ARMY i T!ie.v having a contest to see
who could tell the bissest ar He.
N.i Time Limit.
"How lone should a man keep his
arm around a sirl, do you think?"
asked the sweet young thins.
Parwln was right, all right. Hut j "l llti' llMrs hls Nvrist atoh
, . , , , strike." replied the young mau tit
he never graded the degrees of tie-' , ,, 1
khaki,
scent. Kdgar Rice Burroughs made; ..why wrlst atollM don-, strike.
some attempt at grading In his "Tar-i do they?"
zan of the Apes." which Is now in ric-; "Of course uot." Ontario Post.
ture form at the Star Theater. He
runs the gamut this way drunken
tured the gua and took the wbole CIHillllltilllllillUIHimiHIl Illllllllllllllll llllllllllllll IIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIie
crew prisoner," said the second.
I "I sneaked a limousine, ran it to a s
i German euros headuuarters. told the
j "I drew a Wad on a Boche alrmao c 0 i haJ a mesase from the Keich-
) with a rine, wirieseu him. 'Hands tag for him. aud brought him buck
up' and made him come down Inside to our regimental P. C" said the
the future and put a stop to th. need ; sailors' brutal sniP offic(,rs' lav tra"
third.
our lines," said one.
"I whistled like a .75, scattered! "My spirals never came
an enemy machine gun mjuad, cap- said the fourth. Stars and
down,"
Stripes.
I'M
of this nation maintaining its own
strength for Its own defense. Many
of the adherents of this Idea grandil
oquently assert that they Intend to
supplant i-ationialism by internation
alism, and that the United States
must take the lead in doing this.
In deciding upon proposals of this
nature It behooves our people to re
member that competitive rhetoric is
ders and finally aristocrats. The apes
really rank highest. Even the boy
brought up by the apes ranks head
and shoulders above his aristocratic
relative. There are no class lines,
no national Hues, no mutual exploi
;ation among our ancestors.
"Tarzan of the Apes" is bully ad
venture. Wild beasts roam through
the scenes; a kindly elephant takes
la short
Island"
Where He Should He.
"You've fallen out of line not less I
than rive times; you should not be j j
in this regiment at all," cried the in-
structor at the officers' training camp.'
"Where should 1 be?' demanded
the recruit. ! r:
"In the flying corps, and then ss
you'd only have to fall out once. -Pittsburg
Chronicle-Telegraph.
a poor substitute for the habit of ( l"B "'
r.tnioiv innkir, fan. in th f 1 mix Stevenson's "Treasure
Patriotism stands in national mat
ters as love of family does In private lThe jov of th"e film lles In it3 klndIv
Xot I'seil to Kits.
A rather plainly dressed young
: man went into a furnishing goods
l store aud asked to see a suit of
clothes. "Oh, don't bother about
i suine it. lust wrap it up as It Is
with Captain Baker's African stories . aud bv the wav put ia a hat."
and the happy combination is struck. , olJ num"her around seven will
do "
wild life rather than its civilized bru- ,.nv shirts," ventured the clerk,
tality. And in putting Burroughs- J woderinglv, selecting a hat.
story into the film the National Film j ,.Yt,Pi tilrow in three or four, and
Corporation has shown good sense ot llon-t m'lml tne size, for I was a prl
howmanship. "Tarzan of tre Apes" i vae in the A E F tor over a jear,
Is better than most films which have and rm araki if j get anv duds to fit
been concocted for the screen, and
credit must be given Scott Sidney,
who staged it, and Isidor Bernstein,
who edited it. Natural beauties, im
agination and clean, free spirit make
the film a delight.
The film follows the magazine
story with enough faithfulness to sat
isfy readers of the Burrought story.
To those who missed the serial the
film will be refreshing entertainment.
Tarzan, as readers of the story will
stoke, who went to Africa on a secret I private: "All right, sir; but I
mission for the British Government', j ioaned you the belt about two weeks
Africa in 1S97 was torn by European aeo and vou stm have it." Whizz-
life Nationalism corresponds to the
love a man bears for his wife and
children. Internationalism corres
ponds to the feeling he has for his
neighbors generally.
The sound nationialist is the only
type of really helpful internationial
et, precisely as in private relations it
is the man who is most devoted to
his own wife and children who is apt
in the long run to be the most satis
factory neighbor. If I met a new
neighbor and he t:M me he loved
me as much as he did bis ow n family,
I'd watch him. I should know that
be was not to be trusted.
To substitute intemationlallsm for
nationialism means to do away with
patriotism and Is as vicious and as
profoundly demoralizing as to put
promiscuous devotion to all other
persons in the place ot steadfast de
Toton to those to whom we owe it.
I wish to insist with all possible em
phasis that the men in this country
wha have stood the staunchest for the
performance of international duty
have always been the men who have
most keenly felt nationialism and
Americanism in their blood.
Every American pacifist is In ac
tual fact, whether he knows It or not,
the tool and ally of every foreign mil
itarist and imperialist.
. We ought always to act fairly and
generously to other nations. In In
ternational affairs I hold that we
should have the same standard of
morality that we have in private mat- to a scientist, a finger print expert,
ters. But we must remember that i and the Greystoke solicitor, with the
me now I won't feel at home," said
the former soldier. Life.
Then What Happened.
At a Saturday morning inspection
a private was not wearing a belt.
First Sergeant: "Have you a belt?"
Private: "No, sir."
First Sergeant: "You report to the
quartermaster sergeant for a new
one and tell him to charge you for
the one lost. I'll stop this careless-
ravishere, atrocities in the Belgian j
Congo, Jameson's raid on the Boers,
slave trading, with its concomitant ,
brutalities by the Arabs. !
The sailors mutiny, slay their bru
tal officers in fair fight and then ma
roon Lord Greystoke and his wife, i
A boy is born In the Jungle; the mo
ther dies and the baby is carried off ,
by a mother ape, who has just lost j
her young. The film traces the
growth of the boy half ape, half hu
man till his twentieth year. j
A counter melody is being played ;
In England, where Lord Greystoke's
brother assumes the title after having
married a barmaid. Their child is a
petted brat. News Is brought to them
by a sailor, Blnns, that the heir to
the Greystoke estate Is alive in Afri-;
ca. The barmaid aristocrat has Blnns
incarcerated as a lunatic for ten years
but a vengeful maid-servant finally
helps him escape. He tells his story
Bang.
our first duty is always to be loyal
and patriotic citizens of our own na-
result that a party is made up to seek
out Tarzan In his jungle home.
Some of the finest bits of action
Big Dance, and
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tion, defenders of her rights, main- ever portrayed on the screen are
taining her noblest traditions. These ' found in "Tarzan." The fight be
two facts should always be upper-1 'ween sailors and officers aboard the
. , . . . - , j vessel is an exciting bit of action,
most in our minds when we take up , . , f,i, . u , .n ;
Tarzan s struggle with a Hon, as well
any proposal for a league of nations. !as nls fight wltn a natlve negr0i are ,
We can then be loyal to great ideals i excellent pictures of action.
as well as true to ourselves. i Although there are hundreds of na-
Test the proposed future league of!tlves and dozens of apes ln the p'c
... , iture, the program only gives the
nations so far as concerns the pro.lnames of a few o the playerg Elmo
posal to disarm and to trust to any-; Lincoln is beautiful in his massive
thing except our own strength by that '. strength as Its grown Tarzan, but
rule. In such a league we have to ! Gordon Griffith, who plays Tarzan at
depend for its success upon the adhe-1 the age of 10, is entitled to equal
slon of nine nations which are ac-j honors. Griffith playa with charming
tually or potentially the most power-; apelike wistfulness. True Boardman
ful military nations. unless our
folly Is such that it will not depart
from us until we are brayed in a mor
tar, let us remember that any such
treaty will be worthless unless oui ter, the girl with whom the caveman
own prepared strength renders It uu-i Tarzan falls In love; Bessie Toner is
safe for any other nation to break I the barmaid aristocrat; Colin Kenny
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and Kathleen Klrkman play Tarzan s
father and mother; George French is
Binns; Thomas Jefferson is the scien
tist; Enid Markey plays his daugh-
the treaty.
ALLIES ALARMED BY
TURKISH QUESTION
The allies are showing growing
concern over the Turkish situation,
which has been allowed to drift wait
in tnr Iho T'nltaH Srntpa tn ripr-idfi
what she wishes to do in regard to ; Jun's"eye'
the mandate question, says a Paris
cable to the New York Sun. This
appeared ln a meeting of the council
of five when the American commis
sion was asked when it would act ln
this matter,
plays both her husband and his own
father, and Jack Wilson appears as
the brutal sea captain. Unfortunate
ly, the program does not state who
the actors are that play the finger
print expert, the solicitor, the aristo
crat brat, the negro warrior, or the
vengeful serving maid, all good play
ers and deserving of appreciation.
For adventure "Tarzan" hits the
Coming Sunday to Star
Theater.
Easy for Some People.
Two Irishmen w ho had tried ln '
vain to learn French arrived at their
first billet on French soil and began
it is understood that while Premier i exploring the little town.
Clemenceau was Informed that ac- Their attention was attracted by a
tion waB very uncertain and that it child who was Jabbering as fas as her :
might be some time before the parti- tongue would allow,
tion question was settled, the allies The two Irishmen .gaied with ad
are unable even to begin the drafting miration, their mouths wide open,
of the Turkish treaty pending such: then Terry said: "Pat, will yer listen
action. The situation is such that , to the flulnt way way that foreigner
they would like in some way to go : kid talks the damned langulge!"
ahead themselves without waiting for j Everybody t
Amtrlca, yet with America out of It
British and French interests would
be likely to clash. All realize the dan
gerous diplomatic situation that
might result.
Othar subjects whirh are coming
to the front are:
1. Repatriation of Russian prison
era held in Germany.
2. The Russian blockade question. ,
3. The alleged Greek atrocities at '
Aldn, which are to be Investigated
by an allied commission.
The 250,060 prisoners captured by
the Germans constitute a most diffi
cult uroblem because nearly all of
them are bolshevlsts. In
First Impressions
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SERVICES.
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Notice Is hereby given that Ellen
liuseick, executrix of the Last Will
and Testament of John S. Buseick,
deceased, has filed her final account
with the County Court of the State
of Oregon for Morrow County, and
order to that Bald County Court has fixed as
prevent them from going back to Ilus-:the time and place for the hearing 01
sla the allies made an agreement i objections to anu uie nememeui vi
with Germany to pay the cost of feed- j said final account, the County Court j
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peuse. 13th day of September, 1919, at the '
The American commission is awall- hour or two o cioca r. . 01
lug word from President Wilson ln
regard to the blockade of Russia.
Great Britain and France are anx
ous, lilpiug that the President will
approve the plan; It be does not, nat
urally there cannot be any blockade.
This notice Is published by order
of the said County Court, made and
entered on the 7th day of August,
1919.
ELLEN BUSEICK,
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