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THK OAZKTTI .IIMT M. HKPPNEK. OKEOO.Y THURSDAY, XOV1M1SKU 21, 1918. PACK THKfci Dr. N. E. WINNARD Physician 8argeoa Office In Fair Building HEPPNER '" ORBOON A. D. McMURDO, M. D. Physician Burgeon Office In Patterson Drug Store HEPPNER :-: :-: . OREQON Dr. R. J. VAUGHN DKNT18T PwruiRuently located In the Odd Fellow building, Rooms 4 iind 6. HEPPNER, OREQON DR. 6UNSTES VETERINARIAN LlccuM'd Graduate HEPPNER - "- ORE. Telephone (Day or Myht) DR. J. h. CALLOWAY Osteopathic Physician 6 Roberts Building Phone 643 At Lexington Tuesdays and Thursdays WOODSON & SWEEK ATTORN F.Y8-AT-LAW Office in Masonic Building, Heppner, Oregon Offce on west end ot May Street HEPPNER, OREQON SAM E. VAN VACTOB ATTORNEY-AT'LAW S. E. NOTSON 4TTORNEY-AT-LAW Office, RoberU Building. Heppner Office Phone, Main 643 Residence Phone Miln 665 FRANCIS A. McMENAMIN LAWYER Roberta Building, Heppner, Oreg. F. H. ROBINSON LAWYER IONB :-s :: :-: ORBOON PATTERSON & ELDER 1 Doom North Palace HoteL TONSORAL ARTISTS flNE BATHS 8 HAVING S6e ROY V. WHITEIS Fire Insurance writer for beat Old Line Companies. HEPPNER :- -:- OREOON M. J. BRADFORD , "The Village Painter" Contr'actding Painting and Paper hanging, Phone 653. Office 1st Door Wtst of Creamery DR. J. G. TURNER EYE SPECIALIST Portland, Oregon. Regular monthly visits to Hepp ner and lone. Watch paper for dates. - E. J. STARKEY Electrician House Wiring a Specialty Heppner Oregon Phone 633 FOR SALE Automobile in good Tunning order, $350. Five good tires. Call at this office or address Box 4GJ. Reason for selling, "I need the money." , tf FOR SALE Good 6-room house, built three years. Furnished thru cut with best of furniture and player piano. A bargain if taken soon. In quire Gazette-Times office. 16-lm BUY a Peterson Tire Welder of W. SHAMHART. 4t-pd OH T36 wbNWUi 8U55FIR BABY I ffcQRS -AW HOW QUICKLY IPiT- lW ( MY 'BABY HAS GRoWfl A weAT dig Boy-How HE DD lovf his MOVER1 -M0 HOME SWEET HOME by Jack Wilson -! EC.AL NUTICES. NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT. Notice Is hereby given that the undersigned has filed In the County Court of the State of Oregon for Morrow County his filial account as administrator of the estate of Elljn C. Lacy, deceased, and said Court has appointed Monday, the 2nd day of December, 1918, as the time for hearing and settlement of said final account; objections to said final ac-j count must be tiled on or before said ! date. . I WILLIAM C. LACY, j Administrator. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. Notice la hereby given that the un dersigned lias been appointed by the County Court ot the S'ata of Oregon for Morrow County administrator of the estate of Joim H. Thomas, da ceased, and that all persons having claims against lie said estate must , present the same duly verified ac-i cording to law, to me at the office of j my attorney, S. E. No'.son, in Hepp-j tier, Oregon, within six months from the date of the first publication of this notice, said date of first publica tion being October 25, 1918. JAMES THOMAS, Administrator. NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT. Notice Is hereby given that the undersigned haa filed her final ac count as administratrix of the Estate of Patrick McDaid, deceased, aud that the County Court has appointed Monday, the 2nd day of December, 1918. at the hur of 10 o'clock in the forenoon of said day. as the time of hearing and settling said final ac-j count. Objections to said final ac- count must be filed on or before said date. MARY McDAID, Administratrix, L08T-A sorrel Alley two years aid weight about 700 pounds branded B on left shoulder. Reward will be paid for Information leading to recovery. Inform this office. ; Dry alabwood to BURN. 4 foot ! lengths per cord, $1.00. ' 16 Inch per cord, $1.26. PARKERS MILL. FOR SALE A registered sow and boar, also some pigs ready to wean. 26-4t A. E. PIEKCE, lone, Ore 1 Send your tires to us for repairs. IZTZl apt TMPrnN vm ! MmiK! AnSr CANIZINO WORKS, Arlington, Ore gon. - 27-lni HAVE ORGY OF CANNlBAUSivi Ghastly Doings of the Burying Beetles Regularly Take Place at Certain Seasoni of the Year. Here Is a monstrous case of the most ghastly depravity mingled with sublime sacrifice. The Burvlng Beetle buries small birds, mammals und reptiles, not ns , stored food for Itself, but for the sustenance of Its offspring. Ir the confines of a cage these undertakers will bury carcass after carcass, eating scarcely anything, depositing their eggs with the game. They display , most edifying industry and order un- til the proper season Is over. Then they strike work and take themselves underground. And now a most frightful orgy be gins. Despite the abundance offood both above ground and stored wifh the eggs, which they will not touch, the undertakers begin mutually eat ing each other. One emerges to the surface with a leg missing, and other wise in a most battered condition. An other appears a little better off. He , has two legs left. This one throws himself on the flist, tears him to pieces und eats him. Famine plays no purt In the slaughter. It Is time for them to die, perhaps, and not be- i lng able to die naturally, Instinct drives the undertaker to tear and eat his fellow, heedless that he, IXmself, : Is being torn to pieces and eaten by ' another. And so the horror goes on, I one eating the limbs of another, mid that other eating still another, until the tragedy Is over, until next year. j Exchange. j Italy's G rest! st Harvest. Italy's soil, which lias been cultivat ed continuously for thousands of yenrfl, promises this year to produce the greatest harvest of wheat ever reaped ' in that country. Au Italian professor, I a member of n university delegation I which visited London recently as guests of the ministry of Information, announced that owing to the abundant i harvest expected In 1018, he had rea j son to believe that Ituly would be for I the first time self-supporting la the matter of grain. To " mm German Problem Theirs Now IM- i r V IS I : 'if ' t . Is "x iff " 1. s-A AC t in I 1 X 1' x.!m. I WjSiIwr Frioarirh Ebcrt w'jv.ii ni' ,? . ifflwc '.'i-,'.jr vs. ji. sd i.Hk; v ; Socialist appear to be in- control In revolutionary Germany Here are the men mentioned in the reports as being the leaders, around and through whom the new government may be built. Herr Ebert has been named German chancellor, Scheidemann, Liebknecht and Ditt Biann have iong been conspicuous in the empire's Socialistic affairs. RESENTED TRIBUTE TO DY ' Jefferson's Action in Tripoli Set Ex. ample That Was Followed by All Christian Nations. ' Hdmlnlstrll(Ioni.cost thefe Unitc(1 8ntegi m tmmm q nmty promlsed, In im rr0. dent Adnms clnlmed that the United stnte" bad to pny three times the trlb- ute imposed upon Sweden and "Den mark. But this temporizing policy only made matters worne. Captain Bnin- bridge arrived In Algiers, bearing the annual tribute for the dey In a na tional frigate, and the dey ordered him to proceed to Constantinople to dellver A,K,eri"n Pafc "English, done tne same tiling, snio tne dey ln- solently, when Biiinhridge an the American consul remonstrated. "You pay me tribute because you are my slaves," replied the dey, who was play ing the role assumed in later years by the knlse.' Jefferson had expressed his detestation of the method hitherto favored for pacifying these pests of commerce; and, availing himself of the present opportunity, h1 sent nu Com modore Dale with a squadron of three frlRates and a sloop of war to make a nftval demonstration on the Bnrbnry const. The Barbary powers were for a time overawed, and the United states thus set the first example among the Christian nations of making reprisals Instead of ransom, tlH! rule 01 security against tnese ma rauders. Tripoli declared war against tne united htntes June 10, JSuL HOW SHE REMEMBERED HIM "Such a Friendly Face," Said Woman of Man Whose Name She Had Temporarily Forgotten. It is something to carry one's com mendation In one's face, as the poet Coventry Patmore would hnve It. At the Eurydice concert a few eve nings ago a woman was attempting to describe to her neighbor a man whose personality had impressed her, though she hud forgotten his name. " "You must know whom I mean," She said. "That man with a beard, who has such a friendly look." "Oh, you'menn George Burnham, Jr," said the other. "Yes, that's the man I" "Such a friendly look!" Could one; when a priest with very little capital desire n more endearing description? ; opened up as an "uncle." The system Which reminds me that when Hor- i was tried at Avignon in 1577, but it ! ace Greenwood and Mr. Burnlinm j was not until the year 1777 that Paris first met they were somewhat in-, Itself was provided with a mont-de-nudlbly Introduced. (Why are intro- plete. The national assembly upset the Auctions usually Inaudible?) "I didn't quite catch the name," said Mr. Burnham. "Mr. Greenwood," repeated the In terlocutor. "To be sure!" exclaimed Mr. Burn ham apologetically. "I knew It was some kind of wood." "And I must confess that I didn't catch your name, either," said Mr. Greenwood. "Burnham George Burnham." "Oh, yes ! I knew it wns some kind of ham." Philadelphia Ledger. f OH HE WAS SUCH A SWEET pReC(0uS , .If l I MOTHER- CAN I ) IIP lUNW-HoWGRATCFOLi- "Ave- JiL W Phillip Scheidemann.' .4- !-V ' Si; k ? i V! , , D. Dittmann. 9 FROM PALACE OF PHARAOH University of Pennsylvania to Have Pillar That Once Adorned Ruler's Throneroom. The first word in a lojig time from the Ecklcy F. Coxe expedition to Egypt has been received Sit the University of Pennsylvania museum from Dr. Clarence S. Fisher, its leader. Doctor Fisher reported excellent success dur ing the winter explorations at Den dcreh, the ancient capital of Egypt, up the Nile. In April he returned to Memphis and continued his work of uncovering the palace of Merenpthnh, who Is Identi fied by many Biblical scholars as the Phnraoh of the Oppression, whose stubbornness brought on the plagues. If this Is correct, the great hall and throneroom of the palace, which has ncw been completely uncovered, was the scene of the appearance of Moses and Aaron before Pharaoh, and where the signs and wonders were performed. The throne is said to be In good con dition, but Egypt will not permit it to come to this country. Fortunately, Doctor Flsljer has worked over the pieces of the 12 colos sal pillars which upheld the roof and nas recovered enough to make one complete pillar, which will be brought to (he university museum and set up. it will be the most notable specimen 0f Egyptian architecture in this coun try. The pillars were six feet In diam eter. 80 feet high, covered with in scrlptlons and pictures inlaid with gold. Much of the paneling of the room and the lintels of the doors also were Inlaid with gold, and these will ne brought here. , The nntives of Egypt, it Is snld, call ! the palace "The Temple of Moses," as they have an idea that Is where he was reared. ITALY HAD FIRST PAWNSHOP From That Country the System Gradu ally Spread Over the Rest of the Civilised World. The French call them monts-de-plete, but no satisfactory explanation for this nomenclature Is forthcoming. The es tablishment of municipal pawnshops In France was attended wllh more diffi culty than was the case iu other coun tries. It is from Italy that the idea of mu nicipal pawnshops spread over the rest of Europe. A municipal pawnshop was set up In Madrid In tho year 1705, monopoly mid the business passed into private hands. The extortions of the pawnbrokers in time led, however, to a demand for the re-establishment of the governmental Institutions. In 1806 Napoleon re-established the monopoly, ; regulating it by lnws thut ore still in i force. The interest charged amounts to about 7 per cent. i In Turis the mout-de-plete is In effect a department of the ndmlnistrntlon, hut iu the provinces it Is a niunlcipnl monopoly. i ' I 41 THE DOCTORS AXD THE INFLUENZA A PREACHMENT. (Reuben Lux, in Hood River News) i In some respects doctors are like ; some other people and iu some re spects they are quite different Some doctors are en the make and some are not, just like some lawyers. Like choosing an honest mule, you cannot rely on his looks, but you must find an honest doctor by ex perience and Ijmetlmcs that is m.re bitter :.a,i his medicine. That Is how the term "bitter ex- puience" criglr.e'.od. But, like the lawyer and the, '.".ulc, the rank and! file are generally honest, the supply j .-i di..h..i:e.i. ta-i being regulated I v.lu by the demand. There wan a U-:i when people lived to preat a;;e. According tn ii. ;y , ;;t, .'.ana ,ivcd nine hujdrej and thirty years. Hie very eirli'j.n dra,.h if the -r?:ra'.iun cf Adam wti;; .Val.. nati ? 3 Ubd at the iiu-i mature age cf five hundred years, -.'.-...i.uixlah :'a..i:.'d w.e ax -u ijng :le f'.i .daufs fttu.-iiy, nine hmulrod and sixty-nine years. But that was before Cr. JLirvey dijccvoiT-l tiiat Hood circulates through tV- human tvstem. -Irs. Bright, an.-'. uiaUtes ha'i not then hitched 'their na'Jtx t.o a i'idiiey trjubio, and Dr. had not je: discovered hi ua. Ad.im and his sons and his grandsons and his great grandsons and his great great grandsons seemed to enjby life quite weil and wcro satisfied to stick around for hundreds of years, oven if they did not Icddw anything about blood circulating, kidney troubles, liver complaints, sewer gas, or that they had an appendix which, no doubt, shortened their days. From t he records we learn , they prayed much and took more catnip tea. WhetJ-.cr prayer and tea had anything to do with their longevity, Reuben is not. to be the judge. But the facts are reccrded in Holy Writ, and as no doctors are mentioned, we must assume that they did not patronize the corner drug store and they seemingly got along very well on home remedies. We are told that the Indian lived to great age before civilization came along to shorten his days; before the medicine doctor got a chance at him. Like a great many other necessary evils, the doctor always travels iu the van of civilization; the first signs on the frontier were always a drug store, a doctor's office, an undertaker and a Methodist church. These were sure signs of advancing civilization, and the next permanent establishment vas a cemetery. Elephants, it is said, in their wild state lived to great age. . But capture . one aud put a veterinary after him with his drugs and thai elepliant will die a premature and lamentable death. i About all the trouble to the hu man race seems to be caused by jealous doctors, the would-be leaders of the profesh, who are all the time trying to hitch their names to some human ailment as old as Chinese history, then by their discovery (C) chase everyone towards a. doctor's office to ward off the malady that i? about to overtake him aiid his family. Now that is about what has and is happening right now. It iti largely a matter of psychology. The "Influenza" is nothing more j than the grippe, discovered (?) by Dr. La Grippe some twenty-odd years ago, aggravated several times by scare dope thrown onto the public. Every newspaper is filled with scare ads calclated to make you feel, by imagination, that chill shooting up and down your spine, and you either phone for the doctor Where Cops May Look for Bill C . jtr" if ' IkrlT Here s where the cops will go for Bill if the allies decide the eA-kaiser is noi going 10 get off witn a mere abdication. It is the' estate prepared for Just such an emergency. It is a great deal less prentiou3 than the imperial palace at Potsdam and Berlin, but a welcome refuge in this great storm. It is known as Middachten Castle.l at Desteeg, Holland, near the town of Utrecht, aud is the spot wifettsJ Air. Hohenzollern fled. - - or go to the c ,i for his patent d pe, and you . the "tiu." TT ycu would just slop and think that .Methuselah had all .the "all m.nts" that you have now, anl mai.y more to boot, and that he managed to hang around for nine lu ndred and sixty-nine years then a':.o a mental invoice of yourself, i;.3 ycurself up from four corners, refuse, absolutely refuse, to be r.tamptded, say to yourself, "I am -;ct sick, but am feeling bully," then ?o about your way and tell every body you meet how good you feel, and how well you look, you will be i I rifht.. Brides you will be help ins the doctors from becoming ioop-si.ouldred from carrying their money to the bank, money that has Jten "forced" onto them by "flu" . s'ients. TI13 doctors' mediiiuos, like the .cv.;ers' law, are not for him or ' family; they are for other peo-i-'". Jus: look about aud .try to unt the doctors or members of J-eir familijR, who have had the V.u" r.r, rath, r, who have did with ' . ur.d ycu v. til bo convinced. Make use cf a little Christian Science. It " nil risht. It will do y;iu good. Lir.t If you get the "flu," send for :' medidne doctor. That is what Kcu'ocn intends to do if he gels it. But ho is not going to get it. Don't worry. Itemember Methuselah! Earl Warner and E. P. Berry, ;u.?co.:s.ful young farmers of the Lexington country, were business visitors in lleppner on Saturday. These young men ran a big thresh ing outfit the past season and made a good showing. They are also doing well In the wheat raising game and state that they have their fall seeding practically all aone with the grain coming along well. R. F. Fraser, of lone, representing the Kansas City Life Insurance Company, wa3 in Heppner over Sat urday. Mr. Fraser is meeting with good success in selling life insuronce and the policies of his company seem co be taking well. 4 Ed Rietmann, extensive wheat grower of the north lone sectlonv was doing business in Heppner Mon day. Mr. Rietmann speaks well of '.he prospects out his way and says grain is coming along fine. A good rain fell there the past week. T. M. Arnold and family, of Eight Mile, were visitors in Heppner' Sat urday. HELPFUL WORDS From a Heppner Citizen. Is your back lame and painful? Does it ache especially after exer tion?. Is there a soreness in the kidney region? These symptoms suggest weak., kidneys. If so there is danger in delay. , . Weak kidneys get fast weaker. Give your trouble prompt atten tion. Doan's Kidney Pills are for weaic kidneys. ' Your neighbors use and recom mend them. Read this Heppner testimony. Mrs. A. G. DeVore, says: "Speak ing from past experience, yl gladly recommend Doan's Kidney Pills. I know they are a medicine of. merit and I couldn't recommend a more reliable one." Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't simply ask for a kidney remedy get Dean's Kidney Pills the sama that Mrs. DeVore had. Foster-Mit-burn Co., Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y. PU Fj5 vfe $KL JDftMACO'.-tOClf AT fflose FeeT YOU WALTZ WfjHT OUT OF HERE TrllS SECONC! HonEST TO GOODNESS Nt.u'Re emoughto drive A PERSoM COONET-Sie? lively- you