THK OAZKTTI .IIMT M. HKPPNEK. OKEOO.Y THURSDAY, XOV1M1SKU 21, 1918.
PACK THKfci
Dr. N. E. WINNARD
Physician 8argeoa
Office In Fair Building
HEPPNER '" ORBOON
A. D. McMURDO, M. D.
Physician Burgeon
Office In Patterson Drug Store
HEPPNER :-: :-: . OREQON
Dr. R. J. VAUGHN
DKNT18T
PwruiRuently located In the Odd
Fellow building, Rooms 4 iind 6.
HEPPNER, OREQON
DR. 6UNSTES
VETERINARIAN
LlccuM'd Graduate
HEPPNER - "- ORE.
Telephone (Day or Myht)
DR. J. h. CALLOWAY
Osteopathic Physician
6 Roberts Building
Phone 643
At Lexington
Tuesdays and Thursdays
WOODSON & SWEEK
ATTORN F.Y8-AT-LAW
Office in Masonic Building,
Heppner, Oregon
Offce on west end ot May Street
HEPPNER, OREQON
SAM E. VAN VACTOB
ATTORNEY-AT'LAW
S. E. NOTSON
4TTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office, RoberU Building. Heppner
Office Phone, Main 643
Residence Phone Miln 665
FRANCIS A. McMENAMIN
LAWYER
Roberta Building, Heppner, Oreg.
F. H. ROBINSON
LAWYER
IONB :-s :: :-: ORBOON
PATTERSON & ELDER
1 Doom North Palace HoteL
TONSORAL ARTISTS
flNE BATHS 8 HAVING S6e
ROY V. WHITEIS
Fire Insurance writer for beat Old
Line Companies.
HEPPNER :- -:- OREOON
M. J. BRADFORD
, "The Village Painter"
Contr'actding Painting and Paper
hanging, Phone 653. Office
1st Door Wtst of Creamery
DR. J. G. TURNER
EYE SPECIALIST
Portland, Oregon.
Regular monthly visits to Hepp
ner and lone. Watch paper
for dates. -
E. J. STARKEY
Electrician
House Wiring a Specialty
Heppner Oregon
Phone 633
FOR SALE Automobile in good
Tunning order, $350. Five good
tires. Call at this office or address
Box 4GJ. Reason for selling, "I need
the money." , tf
FOR SALE Good 6-room house,
built three years. Furnished thru
cut with best of furniture and player
piano. A bargain if taken soon. In
quire Gazette-Times office. 16-lm
BUY a Peterson Tire Welder of
W. SHAMHART. 4t-pd
OH T36 wbNWUi 8U55FIR BABY I
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MY 'BABY HAS GRoWfl
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MOVER1 -M0
HOME
SWEET
HOME
by
Jack
Wilson
-! EC.AL NUTICES.
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT.
Notice Is hereby given that the
undersigned has filed In the County
Court of the State of Oregon for
Morrow County his filial account as
administrator of the estate of Elljn
C. Lacy, deceased, and said Court
has appointed Monday, the 2nd day
of December, 1918, as the time for
hearing and settlement of said final
account; objections to said final ac-j
count must be tiled on or before said !
date. . I
WILLIAM C. LACY, j
Administrator.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Notice la hereby given that the un
dersigned lias been appointed by the
County Court ot the S'ata of Oregon
for Morrow County administrator of
the estate of Joim H. Thomas, da
ceased, and that all persons having
claims against lie said estate must ,
present the same duly verified ac-i
cording to law, to me at the office of j
my attorney, S. E. No'.son, in Hepp-j
tier, Oregon, within six months from
the date of the first publication of
this notice, said date of first publica
tion being October 25, 1918.
JAMES THOMAS, Administrator.
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT.
Notice Is hereby given that the
undersigned haa filed her final ac
count as administratrix of the Estate
of Patrick McDaid, deceased, aud
that the County Court has appointed
Monday, the 2nd day of December,
1918. at the hur of 10 o'clock in the
forenoon of said day. as the time of
hearing and settling said final ac-j
count. Objections to said final ac-
count must be filed on or before said
date.
MARY McDAID, Administratrix,
L08T-A sorrel Alley two years
aid weight about 700 pounds
branded B on left shoulder. Reward
will be paid for Information leading
to recovery. Inform this office. ;
Dry alabwood to BURN. 4 foot !
lengths per cord, $1.00. ' 16 Inch per
cord, $1.26. PARKERS MILL.
FOR SALE A registered sow and
boar, also some pigs ready to wean.
26-4t A. E. PIEKCE, lone, Ore 1
Send your tires to us for repairs.
IZTZl apt TMPrnN vm !
MmiK! AnSr
CANIZINO WORKS, Arlington, Ore
gon. - 27-lni
HAVE ORGY OF CANNlBAUSivi
Ghastly Doings of the Burying Beetles
Regularly Take Place at Certain
Seasoni of the Year.
Here Is a monstrous case of the
most ghastly depravity mingled with
sublime sacrifice.
The Burvlng Beetle buries small
birds, mammals und reptiles, not ns ,
stored food for Itself, but for the
sustenance of Its offspring. Ir the
confines of a cage these undertakers
will bury carcass after carcass, eating
scarcely anything, depositing their
eggs with the game. They display ,
most edifying industry and order un-
til the proper season Is over. Then
they strike work and take themselves
underground.
And now a most frightful orgy be
gins. Despite the abundance offood
both above ground and stored wifh
the eggs, which they will not touch,
the undertakers begin mutually eat
ing each other. One emerges to the
surface with a leg missing, and other
wise in a most battered condition. An
other appears a little better off. He ,
has two legs left. This one throws
himself on the flist, tears him to
pieces und eats him. Famine plays
no purt In the slaughter. It Is time
for them to die, perhaps, and not be- i
lng able to die naturally, Instinct
drives the undertaker to tear and eat
his fellow, heedless that he, IXmself, :
Is being torn to pieces and eaten by '
another. And so the horror goes on, I
one eating the limbs of another, mid
that other eating still another, until
the tragedy Is over, until next year. j
Exchange. j
Italy's G rest! st Harvest.
Italy's soil, which lias been cultivat
ed continuously for thousands of yenrfl,
promises this year to produce the
greatest harvest of wheat ever reaped
' in that country. Au Italian professor,
I a member of n university delegation
I which visited London recently as
guests of the ministry of Information,
announced that owing to the abundant
i harvest expected In 1018, he had rea
j son to believe that Ituly would be for
I the first time self-supporting la the
matter of grain.
To
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German Problem Theirs Now
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WjSiIwr Frioarirh Ebcrt
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Socialist appear to be in- control In revolutionary Germany Here
are the men mentioned in the reports as being the leaders, around and
through whom the new government may be built. Herr Ebert has
been named German chancellor, Scheidemann, Liebknecht and Ditt
Biann have iong been conspicuous in the empire's Socialistic affairs.
RESENTED TRIBUTE TO DY
'
Jefferson's Action in Tripoli Set Ex.
ample That Was Followed by All
Christian Nations.
'
Hdmlnlstrll(Ioni.cost thefe Unitc(1 8ntegi
m tmmm q
nmty promlsed, In im rr0.
dent Adnms clnlmed that the United
stnte" bad to pny three times the trlb-
ute imposed upon Sweden and "Den
mark. But this temporizing policy only
made matters worne. Captain Bnin-
bridge arrived In Algiers, bearing the
annual tribute for the dey In a na
tional frigate, and the dey ordered
him to proceed to Constantinople to
dellver A,K,eri"n Pafc "English,
done tne same tiling, snio tne dey ln-
solently, when Biiinhridge an the
American consul remonstrated. "You
pay me tribute because you are my
slaves," replied the dey, who was play
ing the role assumed in later years by
the knlse.' Jefferson had expressed
his detestation of the method hitherto
favored for pacifying these pests of
commerce; and, availing himself of the
present opportunity, h1 sent nu Com
modore Dale with a squadron of three
frlRates and a sloop of war to make a
nftval demonstration on the Bnrbnry
const. The Barbary powers were for
a time overawed, and the United
states thus set the first example
among the Christian nations of
making reprisals Instead of ransom,
tlH! rule 01 security against tnese ma
rauders. Tripoli declared war against
tne united htntes June 10, JSuL
HOW SHE REMEMBERED HIM
"Such a Friendly Face," Said Woman
of Man Whose Name She Had
Temporarily Forgotten.
It is something to carry one's com
mendation In one's face, as the poet
Coventry Patmore would hnve It.
At the Eurydice concert a few eve
nings ago a woman was attempting to
describe to her neighbor a man whose
personality had impressed her, though
she hud forgotten his name. "
"You must know whom I mean," She
said. "That man with a beard, who
has such a friendly look."
"Oh, you'menn George Burnham, Jr,"
said the other.
"Yes, that's the man I"
"Such a friendly look!" Could one; when a priest with very little capital
desire n more endearing description? ; opened up as an "uncle." The system
Which reminds me that when Hor- i was tried at Avignon in 1577, but it !
ace Greenwood and Mr. Burnlinm j was not until the year 1777 that Paris
first met they were somewhat in-, Itself was provided with a mont-de-nudlbly
Introduced. (Why are intro- plete. The national assembly upset the
Auctions usually Inaudible?)
"I didn't quite catch the name," said
Mr. Burnham.
"Mr. Greenwood," repeated the In
terlocutor. "To be sure!" exclaimed Mr. Burn
ham apologetically. "I knew It was
some kind of wood."
"And I must confess that I didn't
catch your name, either," said Mr.
Greenwood.
"Burnham George Burnham."
"Oh, yes ! I knew it wns some kind
of ham." Philadelphia Ledger.
f OH HE WAS SUCH A SWEET pReC(0uS , .If l I MOTHER- CAN I ) IIP
lUNW-HoWGRATCFOLi- "Ave- JiL W
Phillip Scheidemann.'
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D. Dittmann.
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FROM PALACE OF PHARAOH
University of Pennsylvania to Have
Pillar That Once Adorned
Ruler's Throneroom.
The first word in a lojig time from
the Ecklcy F. Coxe expedition to Egypt
has been received Sit the University
of Pennsylvania museum from Dr.
Clarence S. Fisher, its leader. Doctor
Fisher reported excellent success dur
ing the winter explorations at Den
dcreh, the ancient capital of Egypt, up
the Nile.
In April he returned to Memphis and
continued his work of uncovering the
palace of Merenpthnh, who Is Identi
fied by many Biblical scholars as the
Phnraoh of the Oppression, whose
stubbornness brought on the plagues.
If this Is correct, the great hall and
throneroom of the palace, which has
ncw been completely uncovered, was
the scene of the appearance of Moses
and Aaron before Pharaoh, and where
the signs and wonders were performed.
The throne is said to be In good con
dition, but Egypt will not permit it to
come to this country.
Fortunately, Doctor Flsljer has
worked over the pieces of the 12 colos
sal pillars which upheld the roof and
nas recovered enough to make one
complete pillar, which will be brought
to (he university museum and set up.
it will be the most notable specimen
0f Egyptian architecture in this coun
try. The pillars were six feet In diam
eter. 80 feet high, covered with in
scrlptlons and pictures inlaid with
gold. Much of the paneling of the
room and the lintels of the doors also
were Inlaid with gold, and these will
ne brought here.
, The nntives of Egypt, it Is snld, call
! the palace "The Temple of Moses," as
they have an idea that Is where he was
reared.
ITALY HAD FIRST PAWNSHOP
From That Country the System Gradu
ally Spread Over the Rest of the
Civilised World.
The French call them monts-de-plete,
but no satisfactory explanation for this
nomenclature Is forthcoming. The es
tablishment of municipal pawnshops In
France was attended wllh more diffi
culty than was the case iu other coun
tries. It is from Italy that the idea of mu
nicipal pawnshops spread over the rest
of Europe. A municipal pawnshop was
set up In Madrid In tho year 1705,
monopoly mid the business passed into
private hands. The extortions of the
pawnbrokers in time led, however, to
a demand for the re-establishment of
the governmental Institutions. In 1806
Napoleon re-established the monopoly, ;
regulating it by lnws thut ore still in i
force. The interest charged amounts
to about 7 per cent. i
In Turis the mout-de-plete is In effect
a department of the ndmlnistrntlon,
hut iu the provinces it Is a niunlcipnl
monopoly. i
' I 41
THE DOCTORS AXD
THE INFLUENZA
A PREACHMENT.
(Reuben Lux, in Hood River News)
i In some respects doctors are like
; some other people and iu some re
spects they are quite different Some
doctors are en the make and some
are not, just like some lawyers.
Like choosing an honest mule, you
cannot rely on his looks, but you
must find an honest doctor by ex
perience and Ijmetlmcs that is
m.re bitter :.a,i his medicine.
That Is how the term "bitter ex-
puience" criglr.e'.od. But, like the
lawyer and the, '.".ulc, the rank and!
file are generally honest, the supply j
.-i di..h..i:e.i. ta-i being regulated I
v.lu by the demand.
There wan a U-:i when people
lived to preat a;;e. According tn
ii. ;y , ;;t, .'.ana ,ivcd nine hujdrej
and thirty years. Hie very eirli'j.n
dra,.h if the -r?:ra'.iun cf Adam
wti;; .Val.. nati ? 3 Ubd at the iiu-i
mature age cf five hundred years,
-.'.-...i.uixlah :'a..i:.'d w.e ax -u ijng
:le f'.i .daufs fttu.-iiy, nine hmulrod
and sixty-nine years. But that was
before Cr. JLirvey dijccvoiT-l tiiat
Hood circulates through tV- human
tvstem. -Irs. Bright, an.-'. uiaUtes
ha'i not then hitched 'their na'Jtx t.o
a i'idiiey trjubio, and Dr. had
not je: discovered hi ua. Ad.im
and his sons and his grandsons and
his great grandsons and his great
great grandsons seemed to enjby
life quite weil and wcro satisfied to
stick around for hundreds of years,
oven if they did not Icddw anything
about blood circulating, kidney
troubles, liver complaints, sewer gas,
or that they had an appendix which,
no doubt, shortened their days.
From t he records we learn , they
prayed much and took more catnip
tea. WhetJ-.cr prayer and tea had
anything to do with their longevity,
Reuben is not. to be the judge. But
the facts are reccrded in Holy Writ,
and as no doctors are mentioned, we
must assume that they did not
patronize the corner drug store and
they seemingly got along very well
on home remedies.
We are told that the Indian lived
to great age before civilization came
along to shorten his days; before the
medicine doctor got a chance at him.
Like a great many other necessary
evils, the doctor always travels iu
the van of civilization; the first
signs on the frontier were always
a drug store, a doctor's office, an
undertaker and a Methodist church.
These were sure signs of advancing
civilization, and the next permanent
establishment vas a cemetery.
Elephants, it is said, in their wild
state lived to great age. . But
capture . one aud put a veterinary
after him with his drugs and thai
elepliant will die a premature and
lamentable death.
i About all the trouble to the hu
man race seems to be caused by
jealous doctors, the would-be leaders
of the profesh, who are all the time
trying to hitch their names to some
human ailment as old as Chinese
history, then by their discovery (C)
chase everyone towards a. doctor's
office to ward off the malady that
i? about to overtake him aiid his
family. Now that is about what
has and is happening right now. It
iti largely a matter of psychology.
The "Influenza" is nothing more
j than the grippe, discovered (?) by
Dr. La Grippe some twenty-odd
years ago, aggravated several times
by scare dope thrown onto the
public. Every newspaper is filled
with scare ads calclated to make you
feel, by imagination, that chill
shooting up and down your spine,
and you either phone for the doctor
Where Cops May Look for Bill
C . jtr"
if
' IkrlT
Here s where the cops will go for Bill if the allies decide the
eA-kaiser is noi going 10 get off witn a mere abdication. It is the'
estate prepared for Just such an emergency. It is a great deal less
prentiou3 than the imperial palace at Potsdam and Berlin, but a
welcome refuge in this great storm. It is known as Middachten Castle.l
at Desteeg, Holland, near the town of Utrecht, aud is the spot wifettsJ
Air. Hohenzollern fled. - -
or go to the c ,i for his patent
d pe, and you . the "tiu."
TT ycu would just slop and think
that .Methuselah had all .the "all
m.nts" that you have now, anl
mai.y more to boot, and that he
managed to hang around for nine
lu ndred and sixty-nine years then
a':.o a mental invoice of yourself,
i;.3 ycurself up from four corners,
refuse, absolutely refuse, to be
r.tamptded, say to yourself, "I am
-;ct sick, but am feeling bully," then
?o about your way and tell every
body you meet how good you feel,
and how well you look, you will be
i I rifht.. Brides you will be help
ins the doctors from becoming
ioop-si.ouldred from carrying their
money to the bank, money that has
Jten "forced" onto them by "flu"
. s'ients.
TI13 doctors' mediiiuos, like the
.cv.;ers' law, are not for him or
' family; they are for other peo-i-'".
Jus: look about aud .try to
unt the doctors or members of
J-eir familijR, who have had the
V.u" r.r, rath, r, who have did with
' . ur.d ycu v. til bo convinced. Make
use cf a little Christian Science. It
" nil risht. It will do y;iu good.
Lir.t If you get the "flu," send for
:' medidne doctor. That is what
Kcu'ocn intends to do if he gels it.
But ho is not going to get it. Don't
worry. Itemember Methuselah!
Earl Warner and E. P. Berry,
;u.?co.:s.ful young farmers of the
Lexington country, were business
visitors in lleppner on Saturday.
These young men ran a big thresh
ing outfit the past season and made
a good showing. They are also
doing well In the wheat raising
game and state that they have their
fall seeding practically all aone with
the grain coming along well.
R. F. Fraser, of lone, representing
the Kansas City Life Insurance
Company, wa3 in Heppner over Sat
urday. Mr. Fraser is meeting with
good success in selling life insuronce
and the policies of his company seem
co be taking well. 4
Ed Rietmann, extensive wheat
grower of the north lone sectlonv
was doing business in Heppner Mon
day. Mr. Rietmann speaks well of
'.he prospects out his way and says
grain is coming along fine. A good
rain fell there the past week.
T. M. Arnold and family, of Eight
Mile, were visitors in Heppner' Sat
urday. HELPFUL WORDS
From a Heppner Citizen.
Is your back lame and painful?
Does it ache especially after exer
tion?. Is there a soreness in the kidney
region?
These symptoms suggest weak.,
kidneys.
If so there is danger in delay. , .
Weak kidneys get fast weaker.
Give your trouble prompt atten
tion. Doan's Kidney Pills are for weaic
kidneys. '
Your neighbors use and recom
mend them.
Read this Heppner testimony.
Mrs. A. G. DeVore, says: "Speak
ing from past experience, yl gladly
recommend Doan's Kidney Pills. I
know they are a medicine of. merit
and I couldn't recommend a more
reliable one."
Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Dean's Kidney Pills the sama
that Mrs. DeVore had. Foster-Mit-burn
Co., Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
PU Fj5 vfe $KL
JDftMACO'.-tOClf AT fflose
FeeT YOU WALTZ WfjHT
OUT OF HERE TrllS SECONC!
HonEST TO GOODNESS
Nt.u'Re emoughto drive
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