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About The gazette-times. (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 17, 1918)
THE OAZETTE-TDfES, HEPPVER, OREGOX, TRTRSDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1918. PAGE SEVKX FOR SALE A registered bow and boar, also Borne pigs ready to wean. A. E. PIERCE, lone, Ore 26-4t LOST A sorrel Alley, two ye,ars old, weight about 700 pounds, branded B on left shoulder. Reward will be paid (or Information leading to recovery. Inform this office. 24-6t LOST One Mack and white spot ted sow pig, weight about 35 pounds. Swallow fork underblt In one year. Finder please notify 2t T. A. DRISKELL. Heppner. Or. Crown Prince Writes To His Papa. be crushed Just like I vant dera. I sent my men In der big vaves, and ven they got to der Americans dey , all sed 'boo' yust as loud as dey could holler. "Veil, according to vat you have always told me, de Americans have turned and run like blazes, but vat "Here's another one of those SatlHc.il Ipftpru nn Ifaloor mil n.rlt. ten by Sergeant Don McAndrews of t 0? Unkr I?em f0t1 Amerlcans Cks. M. Howe Farm Sulc and Live Stock Auctioneer P. 0, Bex 442 lone, Oregon Des Moines, Iowa, and recently pub lished In the Register of that city. It was handed us by J. H. Frad of this city. Imbedded In Us coml caloslty are a good many funda mental truths that will b readily discerned by readers that have fol lowed the trend of the war: "Somewhere in France, "On der run, all der tirai'." "Dear Papa: "I am writing on der run, as der brave and glorious soldiers under ; my command have not seen der ! Rhine for so long dat dey started back dat vay, and of course I am ; going mit dem. Oh, papa, there has ' been some offel dings happened here in France. First 1 started on my big ! offensive which wa3 to crush de fool Americans, but dey know so little about military tactics dat dey vill not Thirty-three cents on every dollar saved that's mighty good interest on your fuel money. 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"But dey ore offe! reckless mit dere guns, and ven dey come towads, us it vas aen dat my men took a notion dey vanted to go back to der dear old Rhine. Ve don't like de little, dirty Marne river, anyhow. .na, oil papa, dem Americans use such offel language. And dey talk blasphemy, too. Vat you tink dey said rifjlit in front of my face. One big huskey from a place dey call Iowa, he said Oh, papa I hate to tell you vot nn offel ting he said 'To hell mit der kaiser.' I didn't tink any bedy would say such of:ei ting. "And furdermore, dem Americans can't be much of a chen'Jemcns. It mado me so mad. I vouldn't stand and hear such an offel ting so 1 turned and run mit t'e odder boys. Vas I right? Vat?. And, oh! Papa, you know dem breast plates vot you sent us can you send us some to put on our backs? You know ve are going de odder vay now and breast plates are no good de cowardly Americans are always shooting us right in der back "Some, of our boys took off der breast plates and put dem behind, but de fool Americans are playing 'Der Star Spangled-Banner' mit ma chine guns right on dem plates. Can't you help us? You remember in your speech, for you said nothing could stand before de brave German. "Oh, papa, I don't believe de-se Ignorant Americans ever read your speech, for dey run after us like ve vas lot of rabbits. Vot you tink nf tlat? Won't yai send dem soui3 of yntir :-peeches tiaht avay? Dey don't know how terrible ve are. ' Can't you move my army back to Belgium vere ve von all der time. My men vill vip all do vimmen and children vot dem Belgians can bring us, but dese Americans are so rough and ignorant "Ve can't make dem understand dat ve are der greatest soldiers on earth, and ven ve try to sing 'Deutschland Uber Alles" dey laff like a lot of monkeys, but ve are getting de best of de Americans. Ve can outrun dem, papa. If ve are not der best' fighters on earth, ve are der-best runners. No body can keep up mit us ven ve tink of der old Rhine, and my army never did tink so much of dot old Rhine, eder. Let us know vot to do right avay by return post office. Crown Prince Villie." V Manufacturers and Distributers ol ite Star Flour Wii and Dealers in Flour, Feed, Grain Stock and Poultry Supplies LIVE CECIL NEWS ITEMS A. Henriksen went to Heppner Friday. Wm. Malcom left here Sunday for Heppner. H. J. Streeter spent Saturday with J. W. Osborn. A. Henriksen autoed over to Arlington Thursday. Mrs. Winters of Four Mile was a Cecil caller Tuesday. H. J. Streeter and family were lone visitors on Tuesday. Mr. Wagner of Morgan was a Cecil caller on Wednesday. Wm. Dunn, Walter Pope and Cecil Alialt were lone callers on Saturday. Ben Barnes and family spent Sun day with Mr. and Mrs. Fred Fetti john. Bill Thomas Is busy hauling wheat this week to the Cecil ware house. Robbie Wilson of Rhea Siding was an Arlington business caller on Wednesday. Ed Bristow accompanied by Frank Robinson and John Cochran of lone were Cecil callers on Sunday. J. H. Franklin accompanied by R. Lowman of the Fairhurst place were Cecil callers on Monday. Miss Etta Barnes, Georgia Sum mers and Gertrude Pettijohn visited with Mrs. Ellis Minor of lone Sun day. , Jack Hynd and George Wilson went to Heppner Thursday returning home Friday with a fine bunch of lambs. , Mrs. T. H. Lowe left for Portland Sunday, going that far with her son who has joined the British Army in Nova Scotia. George and Ed Melton ' arrived from Heppner Tuesday and com menced working for P. Mahoney on ; the Streeter place. Sox Morgan and Jean Fairhurst of Rhea Siding were called to Hepp-,, ner Friday to attend the funeral of Mr. Morgan's father. j I Clifford -Henriksen went to Hepp ner Wednesday and from there to the mountains after some cattle. He was accompanied by Cecil Philips. ; Herb Everett and family accom panied by their brother-in-law of Texas passed through Cecil on their way to the mountains and the val ley, Mrs. Anna Nash and daughter accompanying them as far as the valley. FOIXI) On road Sunday, pair of nose glasses in case. Get them at this office. i EDITH A. THORLEY TEACHER OF PIANO vnirr. ITALIAN METHOD LESCHETISKA METHOD FUNDAMENTALS AND HISTORY OF MUSIC Pupil of Portland Conserratory of Music Main 53S Columbus Gordon, formerly a resident of this place, has returned to Heppner after an absence of about ten years, during the most of which time he has been living in the state of Missouri. He has been at Echo since about the first of June. He came over to Heppner Sunday and expects to take up his residence here again. 3 C. M. Schriver, a leading farmer of lone, was in Heppner on Monday, accompanied by several members of his family. Mr. Schriver states that the farmers of his section, southwest of lone are getting in their grain rapidly now and a lot of good sum merfallow Is being sown under the best conditions that have prevailed for many years. To All Wheat Growers of Morrow County I will be in the market for all classes :j! of wheat at all times during ihecominr 3 j; season, prices bajed cn government inspection slips. Bags and harvesting 1 supplies at market prices. FOR SALE House and lot lu Heppner. 13 good fruit trees, good garden spot. Terms cash. 4t W. J. Duncan. PHILL COIIN 5 I A. t T T t y t t ? t t t ? t r X ? T THE BEST -COFFEE IN TINS Schilling's Best Folger's Golden Gate BOTH IN 1, 2 1-2 and 5 POUND CANS When thinking of Coffee remember we have our usual line in bulk 22 1-2, 25, 30 and 35 cents a pound. 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