THE OAZETTE-TDfES, HEPPVER, OREGOX, TRTRSDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1918.
PAGE SEVKX
FOR SALE A registered bow and
boar, also Borne pigs ready to wean.
A. E. PIERCE, lone, Ore
26-4t
LOST A sorrel Alley, two ye,ars
old, weight about 700 pounds,
branded B on left shoulder. Reward
will be paid (or Information leading
to recovery. Inform this office.
24-6t
LOST One Mack and white spot
ted sow pig, weight about 35 pounds.
Swallow fork underblt In one year.
Finder please notify
2t T. A. DRISKELL. Heppner. Or.
Crown Prince Writes
To His Papa.
be crushed Just like I vant dera. I
sent my men In der big vaves, and
ven they got to der Americans dey
, all sed 'boo' yust as loud as dey
could holler.
"Veil, according to vat you have
always told me, de Americans have
turned and run like blazes, but vat
"Here's another one of those
SatlHc.il Ipftpru nn Ifaloor mil n.rlt.
ten by Sergeant Don McAndrews of t 0? Unkr I?em f0t1 Amerlcans
Cks. M. Howe
Farm Sulc and Live Stock
Auctioneer
P. 0, Bex 442 lone, Oregon
Des Moines, Iowa, and recently pub
lished In the Register of that city.
It was handed us by J. H. Frad of
this city. Imbedded In Us coml
caloslty are a good many funda
mental truths that will b readily
discerned by readers that have fol
lowed the trend of the war:
"Somewhere in France,
"On der run, all der tirai'."
"Dear Papa:
"I am writing on der run, as der
brave and glorious soldiers under
; my command have not seen der
! Rhine for so long dat dey started
back dat vay, and of course I am
; going mit dem. Oh, papa, there has
' been some offel dings happened here
in France. First 1 started on my big
! offensive which wa3 to crush de fool
Americans, but dey know so little
about military tactics dat dey vill not
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don't know anything about var, and
instead of running de odder way
dey come right at us. Some of dem
vas singing about 'Ve von't come
back till it's all ofer, ofer dere,' or
some odor foolish song and some of
dem vas laffing like fools. Dey art
so ignorant.
"But dey ore offe! reckless mit
dere guns, and ven dey come towads,
us it vas aen dat my men took a
notion dey vanted to go back to der
dear old Rhine. Ve don't like de
little, dirty Marne river, anyhow.
.na, oil papa, dem Americans use
such offel language. And dey talk
blasphemy, too. Vat you tink dey
said rifjlit in front of my face. One
big huskey from a place dey call
Iowa, he said Oh, papa I hate to
tell you vot nn offel ting he said
'To hell mit der kaiser.' I didn't
tink any bedy would say such
of:ei ting.
"And furdermore, dem Americans
can't be much of a chen'Jemcns. It
mado me so mad. I vouldn't stand
and hear such an offel ting so 1
turned and run mit t'e odder boys.
Vas I right? Vat?. And, oh! Papa,
you know dem breast plates vot you
sent us can you send us some to
put on our backs? You know ve
are going de odder vay now and
breast plates are no good de
cowardly Americans are always
shooting us right in der back
"Some, of our boys took off der
breast plates and put dem behind,
but de fool Americans are playing
'Der Star Spangled-Banner' mit ma
chine guns right on dem plates.
Can't you help us? You remember
in your speech, for you said nothing
could stand before de brave German.
"Oh, papa, I don't believe de-se
Ignorant Americans ever read your
speech, for dey run after us like ve
vas lot of rabbits. Vot you tink nf
tlat? Won't yai send dem soui3 of
yntir :-peeches tiaht avay? Dey don't
know how terrible ve are. ' Can't
you move my army back to Belgium
vere ve von all der time. My men
vill vip all do vimmen and children
vot dem Belgians can bring us, but
dese Americans are so rough and
ignorant
"Ve can't make dem understand
dat ve are der greatest soldiers on
earth, and ven ve try to sing
'Deutschland Uber Alles" dey laff
like a lot of monkeys, but ve are
getting de best of de Americans. Ve
can outrun dem, papa. If ve are
not der best' fighters on earth, ve are
der-best runners. No body can
keep up mit us ven ve tink of der
old Rhine, and my army never did
tink so much of dot old Rhine, eder.
Let us know vot to do right avay by
return post office.
Crown Prince Villie."
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LIVE CECIL NEWS ITEMS
A. Henriksen went to Heppner
Friday.
Wm. Malcom left here Sunday for
Heppner.
H. J. Streeter spent Saturday with
J. W. Osborn.
A. Henriksen autoed over to
Arlington Thursday.
Mrs. Winters of Four Mile was a
Cecil caller Tuesday.
H. J. Streeter and family were
lone visitors on Tuesday.
Mr. Wagner of Morgan was a
Cecil caller on Wednesday.
Wm. Dunn, Walter Pope and Cecil
Alialt were lone callers on Saturday.
Ben Barnes and family spent Sun
day with Mr. and Mrs. Fred Fetti
john. Bill Thomas Is busy hauling
wheat this week to the Cecil ware
house. Robbie Wilson of Rhea Siding
was an Arlington business caller on
Wednesday.
Ed Bristow accompanied by Frank
Robinson and John Cochran of lone
were Cecil callers on Sunday.
J. H. Franklin accompanied by
R. Lowman of the Fairhurst place
were Cecil callers on Monday.
Miss Etta Barnes, Georgia Sum
mers and Gertrude Pettijohn visited
with Mrs. Ellis Minor of lone Sun
day. ,
Jack Hynd and George Wilson
went to Heppner Thursday returning
home Friday with a fine bunch of
lambs.
, Mrs. T. H. Lowe left for Portland
Sunday, going that far with her son
who has joined the British Army in
Nova Scotia.
George and Ed Melton ' arrived
from Heppner Tuesday and com
menced working for P. Mahoney on ;
the Streeter place.
Sox Morgan and Jean Fairhurst
of Rhea Siding were called to Hepp-,,
ner Friday to attend the funeral of
Mr. Morgan's father. j
I
Clifford -Henriksen went to Hepp
ner Wednesday and from there to
the mountains after some cattle. He
was accompanied by Cecil Philips. ;
Herb Everett and family accom
panied by their brother-in-law of
Texas passed through Cecil on their
way to the mountains and the val
ley, Mrs. Anna Nash and daughter
accompanying them as far as the
valley.
FOIXI) On road Sunday, pair
of nose glasses in case. Get them
at this office. i
EDITH A. THORLEY
TEACHER OF
PIANO vnirr.
ITALIAN METHOD
LESCHETISKA METHOD
FUNDAMENTALS AND HISTORY OF MUSIC
Pupil of Portland Conserratory of Music
Main 53S
Columbus Gordon, formerly a
resident of this place, has returned
to Heppner after an absence of
about ten years, during the most of
which time he has been living in the
state of Missouri. He has been at
Echo since about the first of June.
He came over to Heppner Sunday
and expects to take up his residence
here again.
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C. M. Schriver, a leading farmer
of lone, was in Heppner on Monday,
accompanied by several members of
his family. Mr. Schriver states that
the farmers of his section, southwest
of lone are getting in their grain
rapidly now and a lot of good sum
merfallow Is being sown under the
best conditions that have prevailed
for many years.
To All Wheat Growers of
Morrow County
I will be in the market for all classes :j!
of wheat at all times during ihecominr 3
j; season, prices bajed cn government
inspection slips. Bags and harvesting
1 supplies at market prices.
FOR SALE House and lot lu
Heppner. 13 good fruit trees, good
garden spot. Terms cash.
4t W. J. Duncan.
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