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THE GAZETTK-TDIKS, HEPPXEB, OREGON, THVR&DAT FEBRUARY 28, IM. PAGE. THREW LUCKY STRIKE CIGARETTE Until this new "smoke", was mide you could never have a real Burley tobacco cigarette. It's the best yet IT'S TOASTED The toasting brings out the delicious flavor of that fine old Kentucky Burley. You never tasted anything: so agreeable think what roasting does for peanuts. fi Guaranteed by ALBERT WILLIAMS WOOD AND COAL I have taken over the fuel businesses oC both the Hepp ncr Wood Yard and C. H. Goldsmith, and can furnish fuel of all kinds in any quantity desired. Leave orders with A. Z. Barnard or phone Main $93 YOUR BUSINESS SOLICITED. HEPPNER FARMERS ELEVATOR CO. Manufacturers and -Distributers of , White Star Flour and Dealers in s Flour, Feed, Grain, Stock and Poultry Supplies Weekly War News Digest. War Credits Board Approves Advan cea of Nearly 1150,000,000. A statement prepared by the War Credits Board Includes the following explanation of its functions and ac tivities: "When a concern that has a con tract with the War Department for supplies has shown the board that it needs financial assistance and ba been able to comply with the act by giving adequate security, the board has approved an advance payment and the money has been received; in many instances where the case was urgent the money has been paid over to the contractor the same day the application has been filed. How ever, the board does not act in any sense as a bank. It is only when the manufacturer has reached a point where financial assistance Is needed, in addition to his banking lines, that application for advance payment for his goods is considered favorably by the board." Between the time of Its creation in November and January 24 the board approved advances to contrac tors totaling $145,551,000. ill i iHaaaaa., mm mimmtmh 1 1 New Committee Will Mobilize Col leges for Training of Troops. It Is estimated that within the next six months 76,000 to 100,000 men will be given intensive military train ing in schools and colleges. They will be drawn from the armed forces of the Nation, men now In training camps or about to be called, and re gistrants under the selective service law. With a view to mobilizing the ed ucational institutions of the country for this special training there has been created in the War Department a "committee on education and spe cial training." It will encourage and arrange for the technlchal education of men needed by the several branch es of the Army. Little Cora Held by Dealers in East and South. Small stocks of corn in the hands of dealers In New England and other eastern and southern States, with the exception of Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia, where surplusses were pro duced, are indicated by reports to the Department of Agriculture. Actual available supplies in the southeastern States are said to be greater than ever before, although the amount of corn in the hands of distributors and other dealers is much below normal. Most districts in the southeastern States have sufficient supplies for lo cal needs, while dealers in many places, especially Mississippi, Alaba ma, Georgia, and Florida have ship ped large quantities of corn to the larger markets. MT. HOOP ICE CREAM Pure -:- Delicious Refreshing Something Special Every Sunday ALL SOFT DRINKS SERVED HERE THE VERY BEST THE PALM LOWNEY'S CHOCOLATES . BEST CANDIES THE KAISER MET THE DEVIL. (Wright M. Cooney.) The Kaiser met the devil in an agi tated way, and the devil stopped his prodding Just to hear what Bill would say. BUI approached him quite con tritely for he wanted something done he would make his last endeavor to enlist him with the Hun. So he said, "My dear, good Satan, I'm in trouble, I'm afraid; it we do not work together sure as hell my grave is made. I have worried and I've wondered and the Huns stand in dismay, when they hear the prepara tions over in the U. S. A. "I had thought that Gott was with me but of late He's hard as bone, bo me, but of late He's harl as bone, so I've come for your asslstanec and we'll oust Him from His throne. Now dear Satan, won't you help me? We're a team that would work well, an' when the awful war is over we'll own Heaven, Earth and Hell. "I surely am disgusted with the Gott up In the skies; instead of help ing me He's helping the Allies. Just say the word and I'll abide; you come along but I'll decide; and tonight at just eleven I'll call out a string of Zeppelins and we'll make a raid on Heaven." All this while old Satan wondered, scratched his head and then he pon dered. When he found his equilibrum after Bill had gotten thru he address ed Bill Hohenzollern In these words severe but true: "You're a dirty, lowbrow ingrate, you're the worst I ever knew; you are dippy, talking flighty, and to win your greatest blunder you would wreck your God Almighty. "Now for years you've had a no' tlon that you had a regular call, and some day you'd rule in Heaven, but oh, Bill, you'll get a fall. And this sure as hell, for the Allies have your measure and they'll fix you good and well. "You have stooped to the lowest level; you have broken every rule all the world Is now against you; you're a great big jackass fool. I don't like your talk of methods; I'm the devil, that is true, but you've wrecked and butchered millions and I have no use for you. "Look (it Belgium, poor bleeding Belgium; look at France and England too; all because you have a notion that the world you could subdue. For punishing I have a reputation, but I've watched you all the while, and for downright honery meanness you have the devil skinned a mile. All the fire and brimstone, all the groans and shrieks of hell you have equalled and surpassed them, and you know Your Wife and You I will both be utiifi.d with f SILVERWARE purchased at Jaeger Bros. Jaeger Broe.' eerrlce to each mm to nun you of eatlelactloa in any .election Ton might maketa ilverw.re or jewelry. Should yea find It otherwise roar money win be refunded. Some opportan buying uggeetlone: Do. en Kudeon Teaepooaa tva. Wo guarantee the wear of theee to be that of lifetime. MILITARY WATCHES forth boy in the eervtce, with luminow dial, tittup. Oar Special $100 DIAMOND R1XG !ta worth hat epread to many state. Other Diamond Sine It tollHO. Diamond, aent through your expreee company for approval. JAEGER BROS. Jemuaa Optician taMaaauTTM or., aaeooayui ai foaTUHD, oaaaow . nnameni Pea', Bwemnat, ej PwlW leak RHEUMATISM ANTI-URIC. 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Terms, 111.00 per 100. 60 per cent with or der, balance at time of shipment. MRS. J. H. HARDESTY, 1-31-tS Morgan, Ore. For Sate Barred Rock cockerels. $2.60 each. WIGHTMAN BROS., Heppner. 2mo. FOB SALE 76 good broke mules and several head of good big mares. See Guy Boyer, Heppner. Wanted Woman or girl for gen eral housework. Apply at this office. Dressmaking Elite styles by Mrs. George Mjoore two doors south of First National Bank on Main street. All work guaranteed. Wanted to buy a piece of raw or improved land suitable for dairying or poultry. Give full description and price in first letter. G. W. CourU wright, Grant, Nebr. ' Don't let him get like this Dr. Daniels' Antiseptic Dusting and Healing Powder FIXES GALLS, SORES AND CUTS Coats only SOo large can, at our Ajento Aak (or Dr. Danioli' Hone Bosk ita Free HUMPHREYS DRUG CO Agents for Dr. Dan iel's Horse, Cow & dog remedies. WITH FREE BOOKS it mighty well. "Now, Kaiser Wllhelm listen, you'll not finish what you started; the Hoh enzollern family and the throne will soon be parted. You heard from Pres ident Wilson, he told you what he'd do, but you thought he was only bluf fing now you know he's coming through. "Over there they're training sol- idlers and oh, my God, how they can Hooverizing Means something more than theorizing. It means practical observance of the laws of conservation three times a day. The bulk of our wheat must cross the Atlantic to feed the allied armies. Therefore the Amer ican people at home must save by substituting for wheat. We can use CORN MEAL-Both yellow and white, Hominy OAT MEAL, rolled oats and bar ley flour CREAM OF RICE, whole rice and buckwheat flour Have you tried the new Potato Flour? This is one of the newer substitutes proving popular in the kitchen. THE SAM HUGHES CO. 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Part cash and terms on balance to suit. E. NORDYKE, Lexington, Ore. WOOD AND COAL. I handle Rock Springs coal, all kinds of cord wood and slab wood. ED BUESLIN.
