THE GAZETTK-TDIKS, HEPPXEB, OREGON, THVR&DAT FEBRUARY 28, IM.
PAGE. THREW
LUCKY STRIKE
CIGARETTE
Until this new "smoke",
was mide you could never
have a real Burley tobacco
cigarette. It's the best yet
IT'S TOASTED
The toasting brings out the
delicious flavor of that fine
old Kentucky Burley. You
never tasted anything: so
agreeable think what
roasting does for peanuts.
fi Guaranteed by
ALBERT WILLIAMS
WOOD AND COAL
I have taken over the fuel businesses oC both the Hepp
ncr Wood Yard and C. H. Goldsmith, and can furnish fuel
of all kinds in any quantity desired.
Leave orders with A. Z. Barnard or phone Main $93
YOUR BUSINESS SOLICITED.
HEPPNER FARMERS
ELEVATOR CO.
Manufacturers and -Distributers
of ,
White Star Flour
and Dealers in
s
Flour, Feed, Grain, Stock
and Poultry Supplies
Weekly War News
Digest.
War Credits Board Approves Advan
cea of Nearly 1150,000,000.
A statement prepared by the War
Credits Board Includes the following
explanation of its functions and ac
tivities: "When a concern that has a con
tract with the War Department for
supplies has shown the board that it
needs financial assistance and ba
been able to comply with the act by
giving adequate security, the board
has approved an advance payment
and the money has been received;
in many instances where the case
was urgent the money has been paid
over to the contractor the same day
the application has been filed. How
ever, the board does not act in any
sense as a bank. It is only when the
manufacturer has reached a point
where financial assistance Is needed,
in addition to his banking lines, that
application for advance payment for
his goods is considered favorably by
the board."
Between the time of Its creation
in November and January 24 the
board approved advances to contrac
tors totaling $145,551,000.
ill i iHaaaaa., mm mimmtmh
1 1
New Committee Will Mobilize Col
leges for Training of Troops.
It Is estimated that within the next
six months 76,000 to 100,000 men
will be given intensive military train
ing in schools and colleges. They
will be drawn from the armed forces
of the Nation, men now In training
camps or about to be called, and re
gistrants under the selective service
law.
With a view to mobilizing the ed
ucational institutions of the country
for this special training there has
been created in the War Department
a "committee on education and spe
cial training." It will encourage and
arrange for the technlchal education
of men needed by the several branch
es of the Army.
Little Cora Held by Dealers in East
and South.
Small stocks of corn in the hands
of dealers In New England and other
eastern and southern States, with the
exception of Delaware, Maryland, and
Virginia, where surplusses were pro
duced, are indicated by reports to the
Department of Agriculture. Actual
available supplies in the southeastern
States are said to be greater than ever
before, although the amount of corn
in the hands of distributors and other
dealers is much below normal.
Most districts in the southeastern
States have sufficient supplies for lo
cal needs, while dealers in many
places, especially Mississippi, Alaba
ma, Georgia, and Florida have ship
ped large quantities of corn to the
larger markets.
MT. HOOP ICE CREAM
Pure -:- Delicious Refreshing
Something Special Every Sunday
ALL SOFT DRINKS SERVED HERE
THE VERY BEST
THE PALM
LOWNEY'S CHOCOLATES . BEST CANDIES
THE KAISER MET THE DEVIL.
(Wright M. Cooney.)
The Kaiser met the devil in an agi
tated way, and the devil stopped his
prodding Just to hear what Bill would
say. BUI approached him quite con
tritely for he wanted something done
he would make his last endeavor to
enlist him with the Hun.
So he said, "My dear, good Satan,
I'm in trouble, I'm afraid; it we do
not work together sure as hell my
grave is made. I have worried and
I've wondered and the Huns stand in
dismay, when they hear the prepara
tions over in the U. S. A.
"I had thought that Gott was with
me but of late He's hard as bone, bo
me, but of late He's harl as bone, so
I've come for your asslstanec and
we'll oust Him from His throne. Now
dear Satan, won't you help me?
We're a team that would work well,
an' when the awful war is over we'll
own Heaven, Earth and Hell.
"I surely am disgusted with the
Gott up In the skies; instead of help
ing me He's helping the Allies. Just
say the word and I'll abide; you come
along but I'll decide; and tonight at
just eleven I'll call out a string of
Zeppelins and we'll make a raid on
Heaven."
All this while old Satan wondered,
scratched his head and then he pon
dered. When he found his equilibrum
after Bill had gotten thru he address
ed Bill Hohenzollern In these words
severe but true:
"You're a dirty, lowbrow ingrate,
you're the worst I ever knew; you
are dippy, talking flighty, and to win
your greatest blunder you would
wreck your God Almighty.
"Now for years you've had a no'
tlon that you had a regular call, and
some day you'd rule in Heaven, but
oh, Bill, you'll get a fall. And this
sure as hell, for the Allies have your
measure and they'll fix you good and
well.
"You have stooped to the lowest
level; you have broken every rule all
the world Is now against you; you're
a great big jackass fool. I don't like
your talk of methods; I'm the devil,
that is true, but you've wrecked and
butchered millions and I have no use
for you.
"Look (it Belgium, poor bleeding
Belgium; look at France and England
too; all because you have a notion
that the world you could subdue. For
punishing I have a reputation, but
I've watched you all the while, and
for downright honery meanness you
have the devil skinned a mile. All
the fire and brimstone, all the groans
and shrieks of hell you have equalled
and surpassed them, and you know
Your Wife and You
I will both be utiifi.d with
f SILVERWARE
purchased at Jaeger Bros.
Jaeger Broe.' eerrlce to each mm
to nun you of eatlelactloa in
any .election Ton might maketa
ilverw.re or jewelry. Should yea
find It otherwise roar money win
be refunded. Some opportan
buying uggeetlone:
Do. en Kudeon Teaepooaa
tva. Wo guarantee the wear
of theee to be that of lifetime.
MILITARY WATCHES forth
boy in the eervtce, with luminow
dial, tittup.
Oar Special
$100 DIAMOND R1XG
!ta worth hat epread to many
state. Other Diamond Sine It
tollHO.
Diamond, aent through your
expreee company for approval.
JAEGER BROS.
Jemuaa Optician
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Pea', Bwemnat, ej PwlW leak
RHEUMATISM
ANTI-URIC. The famous
ROOT and BERRY remedy for
RHEUMATISM... Contains no
opiates or chemicals, and will
not injure the most delicate
stomach or digestion. Results
guaranteed or money refunded
Price $1.50 per outfit. For
sale by
PATTERSON & SON
&
HUMPHREY DRUG CO.
. LOST One 2-year-old bay marc
white stripe la face, branded bar over
H on right shoulder, left ear split,
weight 1000 pounds. Ten dollars
reward If returned to Wm. Cunning
ham, Lena, Ore. J1P.
NOTICE.
All lamps from 10s to and Includ
ing 40s will hereafter be charged for
at the rate of 30 cents apiece instead
of 25 cents.
Heppner Light & Water Co.
Having rented the Dressmaking
rooms at Mrs. Herrens Millinery
Store, I will conduct a general dress
making business. I solicit your or
ders for plain and fancy sewing. All
work guaranteed.
MRS. A. G. DeVORE.
Booking orders for pure bred S. C.
White Leghorn baby chicks, of a
heavy laying strain, for March, Ap
ril, May and June hatches. Terms,
111.00 per 100. 60 per cent with or
der, balance at time of shipment.
MRS. J. H. HARDESTY,
1-31-tS Morgan, Ore.
For Sate Barred Rock cockerels.
$2.60 each. WIGHTMAN BROS.,
Heppner. 2mo.
FOB SALE 76 good broke mules
and several head of good big mares.
See Guy Boyer, Heppner.
Wanted Woman or girl for gen
eral housework. Apply at this office.
Dressmaking Elite styles by Mrs.
George Mjoore two doors south of
First National Bank on Main street.
All work guaranteed.
Wanted to buy a piece of raw or
improved land suitable for dairying
or poultry. Give full description and
price in first letter. G. W. CourU
wright, Grant, Nebr. '
Don't let him get like this
Dr. Daniels'
Antiseptic
Dusting and
Healing
Powder
FIXES GALLS, SORES AND CUTS
Coats only SOo large can, at our Ajento
Aak (or Dr. Danioli' Hone Bosk ita Free
HUMPHREYS DRUG CO
Agents for Dr. Dan
iel's Horse, Cow &
dog remedies.
WITH FREE BOOKS
it mighty well.
"Now, Kaiser Wllhelm listen, you'll
not finish what you started; the Hoh
enzollern family and the throne will
soon be parted. You heard from Pres
ident Wilson, he told you what he'd
do, but you thought he was only bluf
fing now you know he's coming
through.
"Over there they're training sol-
idlers and oh, my God, how they can
Hooverizing
Means something more than theorizing.
It means practical observance of the laws
of conservation three times a day.
The bulk of our wheat must cross the Atlantic
to feed the allied armies. Therefore the Amer
ican people at home must save by substituting
for wheat. We can use
CORN MEAL-Both yellow and
white, Hominy
OAT MEAL, rolled oats and bar
ley flour
CREAM OF RICE, whole rice and
buckwheat flour
Have you tried the new Potato Flour? This
is one of the newer substitutes proving popular
in the kitchen.
THE SAM HUGHES CO.
"House of Reliable Merchandise"
Machinery for the .Farmer
Whether it be
PLOWS, HARROWS, DISKS, WEEDERS,
DRILLS, WAGONS
Or Something Along the Line of
Motors, Gas Engines or Automobiles
you will find whet you want at
Vaughn & on
Agents tor
Hudson, Super-six
Chevrolet
Get our figures first or last Comparion of
price with value will find you buying here.
A 6000-MILE TIRE
THE
LANCASTER WIREGRIP
The Tire With a Thousand Claws
Insures greater mileage and
costs but little more than
ordinary tires.
L. E. HILL, Agent
Willow Street, Heppner, Ore.
fight. They will get your dirty car
cass because they're fighting for the
right. When the bugle call is sound
ed you will have no time to pray, for
they're coming on in millions and
they hall from U. S. A."
$1000 cash buys 160 acres, all till
able, all lays good. 3 Vi miles east of
Cecil, Ore.
B. C. MILLER, Waitsburg, Wn,
1500 ACRES FARMING LAND FOR
SALE.
The Penland farm adjoining the
town of Lexington, Ore., is for sale i
whole or in part. Part cash and
terms on balance to suit.
E. NORDYKE, Lexington, Ore.
WOOD AND COAL.
I handle Rock Springs coal, all
kinds of cord wood and slab wood.
ED BUESLIN.