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About The gazette-times. (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 31, 1916)
THB GAZETTE-TIMES. HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY, ATG. 31, 19 1. LOTHS pemso: msusKMiccs fill anwal S FALL SAMPLES W T LATEST FATTE1 EDS Prices oi SqdKIs bwm $17.00 ft $S0 Alwuyi ra . bid. :-: SPICE :-: I FOR SALE I ! OR EXCHANGE CADILLAC AUTO, Combina-1 tion Roadster and Touring Car. ! Detachable tonneau, two tops, new tires, lot of J extra equipment. i I Will sell on terms or trade for $ work horses or mules. f I POSTMASTER, Morgan, Ore. Y t ? ? ? Y ? Y ? Y ? ? ? t t Y ? ? ? 1 t. White Star Flour MADE AT HOME From Morrow County's Best Mill ing Wheat. By using our flour which is ot superior qual ity to other brands sold here your money is kept at home. For Sale at all Stores in the County. HEPPNER MILLING CO. ? Y ? ? T Y Y Y t ? Y ? f ? Y ? Y ? ? t 2NS People's Cash Market Phone Main 73 Wholesale and retail dealers in FRESH AND CURED MEATS Prompt attention given all orders. HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor Camping Parties-LSs- gers with camp equipment, or Ford for hire with or without trailer. PRICES REASONABLE. By Mile or Day Rate See me at Heppner Garage. E. H. KELLOGG THE CLUB IS HEPPNER YOUNG MEN'S POPULAR RESORT BILLIARDS AND POOL WE SERVE ALL THE LEADING BRANDS OF SOFT DRINKS AND THE BEST LINES OF CIGARS AND TOBACCO. -:- -:- O. .B HOttman, in the Palace Hotel. She Concentrates Glancing around her with her ap pealing blue eyes, the pretty little woman smiled angelically at the others, "You can't imagine what I'm do ing," she told them triumphantly. "And I'm so-o-o interested! I'm learning to concentrate my mind!" "Yes," she went on as every body appeared to be smitten dumb. "It isn't nearly as terrible as it sounds, either! First I heard a lecture about it and then John said he wished to goodness I'd decide what I wanted to say and then take a straight line to it instead of wandering all over the larid of the living! He added some thing about life oeing short and he a nervous man, but I'm sure I don't know what he was talking about. John is the queerest though nothing at all to compare with his brother out west! Why, that man was positively eccentric! He made spee.ches and got arrested No, I think what he got In , trouble for was somethiiit; about '.lie bank failing, though or course, ne was absolutely honest himself it was just his trust and confidence in other people that landed him in court and the family never was a bit ashamed of the affair, because he was vindicated despite the ten-year sentence he- got. "It really is quite fashinoble these late years going to jail if it's a big concern you are with. It did inter fere terribly with his daughter's wed ding, come to think of .it it was to be a huge affair with dresses from Paris, and all that, and, of course, they had to call it off, and her clothes were all out of style before the trial was over and everything! "I don't mean, of course, that my John ever robbed a bank because his brother was connected with a similar affair only you can see how queer ness runs in the family his wanting me to concentrate and all that! " 'Why, John,' I told him 'it sounds just like cod liver oil or food tablets or something! I'm sure I should think you'd lots rather have my thoughts as they flow, spontaneously, instead of docketed and ticketed and turned on so much a minute or what ever it is they do to your houghts when they arrange them sys tematically. "John said if he were on a long vacation that might be amusing be cause when I started telling him a- bout my letter from Aunt Ella concer ning her new house he would make bets with himself whether I'd end with reading a clipping about ague In Arghanlstan or telling hinv how Mrs. Jones made rice pudding but that he did wish I'd read a booklet he had brought me on concentration. "I always make a point of pleasing John, so I took the book along and read it every time I was a dummy at the bridge table that afternoon-but somehow I couldn't make much out of it. I think it was' the fault of the dress Mrs. Bicker had on every one there was talkink about it! Why that woman has grandchildren posi tively and if you didn't look at her face you'd think she was a sweet girl graduate! I know for a fact she starves her family so she won't be tempted to overeat. It was her husband you know who was called to the witness stand in that celebrated case that all the pa pers were ful of--you know which one I mean where that lawyer from San Francisco I think It was San Fran cisco, though possibly it was New Orleans yes, I guess it was New Or leans, because I always like that mo lasses that comes from there, best for glngerbred don't wou? If you put whipped cream on cold ginger bred it makes the nicest desert, but we never can have it for John hates whipped cream. I always think it's because he lived on a farm when he was a boy and they made him milk all those awful cows. If I had to milk a a cow I'd simply die! I never took any stock in these pictures of milk maids with rosy cheeks and nice white hands. "That reminds me, Alice wrote me that her husband has just finished a picture that some millionaire has paid thousands for and I can't believe It! Why, I knew Alice's husband in school and he was positively the stup idest boy in the class. It's wonder ful how he does it with paints and co lors so high because of the war, but then you never can tell. However, since I've been studying the book John spoke of I can notice the most wonderful results, even though I don't understand much of the book. I suppose just .the at mosphere of it helps. All I have to do Is decide what I want to say and then, without any fuss or elaboration, just say it! You can't imagine how perfectly easy it is!" "Well" said the only listener who had recovered, her tongue, "it certain ly is wonderful." Chicago Daily News. lilt The lawyer was arguing a com plicated case and looked up authori ties back to Julius Oeasar. At the end of im hour and a half, m the most in tricate part of his plea, he was pained to see what looked like Inattention It was as he had feared. The Judge was unable to appreciate the nice points of his argument. "Your honor," he said, "I beg your pardon; but do you follow me?" "I have so far,"answered the Judge shifting wearily about in his chair, "but I'll say frankly that if I thought I could find my way back, I'd quit right here." I I I I The new maid was entirely a war time makeshift, and the mistress bore with her patiently at first. But on the third day the maid Disced soiled plate at the table, and patience oroke down. Really, Mary, you might at least see that the Dlaten are clean." "Well, mum, "Mary re joined, "I owns them thumb marks, but that dried mustard was thprp afore I come." I I I I For three successive nichts APwnnn had walked the floor with the hahv On the fourth night he became des perate and bought a bottle of sooth ing syrup. "Why James," exclaimed the wife when she saw the bottle, "whit did you buy that lorr Don t you know it is very dangerous to give a child anything like that." "Don't worry," was her husband's reply. "I'm going to take it myself." III! They were entertaining the minis ter at dinner, and after the desert had been eaten little Jnhnnv ,u. "Won t you have another piece of pie air. hoddt The minister laughed. "Well, Johnny, I believe I will have another slice." "Good,"' said Johnny. "Now, ma, remember your promise. You said If it was necessary to cut Into the sec ond pie I could have another piece." fill In western Georeia a iurv rer-pntiv met to inquire Into a case of suicide. 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