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CADILLAC AUTO, Combina-1
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Detachable tonneau, two tops, new tires, lot of
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White Star Flour
MADE AT HOME
From Morrow County's Best Mill
ing Wheat.
By using our flour which is ot superior qual
ity to other brands sold here your money is
kept at home.
For Sale at all Stores in the County.
HEPPNER MILLING CO.
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People's Cash Market
Phone Main 73
Wholesale and retail dealers in
FRESH AND CURED MEATS
Prompt attention given all orders.
HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor
Camping Parties-LSs-
gers with camp equipment, or Ford for
hire with or without trailer.
PRICES REASONABLE. By Mile or Day Rate
See me at Heppner Garage. E. H. KELLOGG
THE CLUB
IS HEPPNER YOUNG MEN'S POPULAR RESORT
BILLIARDS AND POOL
WE SERVE ALL THE LEADING BRANDS OF SOFT DRINKS
AND THE BEST LINES OF CIGARS AND TOBACCO. -:- -:-
O. .B HOttman, in the Palace Hotel.
She Concentrates
Glancing around her with her ap
pealing blue eyes, the pretty little
woman smiled angelically at the
others,
"You can't imagine what I'm do
ing," she told them triumphantly.
"And I'm so-o-o interested! I'm
learning to concentrate my mind!"
"Yes," she went on as every body
appeared to be smitten dumb. "It
isn't nearly as terrible as it sounds,
either! First I heard a lecture about
it and then John said he wished to
goodness I'd decide what I wanted to
say and then take a straight line to
it instead of wandering all over the
larid of the living! He added some
thing about life oeing short and he a
nervous man, but I'm sure I don't
know what he was talking about.
John is the queerest though nothing
at all to compare with his brother out
west! Why, that man was positively
eccentric! He made spee.ches and got
arrested No, I think what he got In
, trouble for was somethiiit; about '.lie
bank failing, though or course, ne was
absolutely honest himself it was
just his trust and confidence in other
people that landed him in court and
the family never was a bit ashamed of
the affair, because he was vindicated
despite the ten-year sentence he- got.
"It really is quite fashinoble these
late years going to jail if it's a big
concern you are with. It did inter
fere terribly with his daughter's wed
ding, come to think of .it it was to
be a huge affair with dresses from
Paris, and all that, and, of course,
they had to call it off, and her clothes
were all out of style before the trial
was over and everything!
"I don't mean, of course, that my
John ever robbed a bank because his
brother was connected with a similar
affair only you can see how queer
ness runs in the family his wanting
me to concentrate and all that!
" 'Why, John,' I told him 'it sounds
just like cod liver oil or food tablets
or something! I'm sure I should
think you'd lots rather have my
thoughts as they flow, spontaneously,
instead of docketed and ticketed and
turned on so much a minute or
what ever it is they do to your
houghts when they arrange them sys
tematically.
"John said if he were on a long
vacation that might be amusing be
cause when I started telling him a-
bout my letter from Aunt Ella concer
ning her new house he would make
bets with himself whether I'd end
with reading a clipping about ague In
Arghanlstan or telling hinv how Mrs.
Jones made rice pudding but that
he did wish I'd read a booklet he had
brought me on concentration.
"I always make a point of pleasing
John, so I took the book along and
read it every time I was a dummy at
the bridge table that afternoon-but
somehow I couldn't make much out
of it. I think it was' the fault of
the dress Mrs. Bicker had on every
one there was talkink about it! Why
that woman has grandchildren posi
tively and if you didn't look at her
face you'd think she was a sweet girl
graduate! I know for a fact she
starves her family so she won't be
tempted to overeat.
It was her husband you know who
was called to the witness stand in
that celebrated case that all the pa
pers were ful of--you know which one
I mean where that lawyer from San
Francisco I think It was San Fran
cisco, though possibly it was New
Orleans yes, I guess it was New Or
leans, because I always like that mo
lasses that comes from there, best
for glngerbred don't wou? If you
put whipped cream on cold ginger
bred it makes the nicest desert, but
we never can have it for John hates
whipped cream. I always think it's
because he lived on a farm when he
was a boy and they made him milk all
those awful cows. If I had to milk a
a cow I'd simply die! I never took
any stock in these pictures of milk
maids with rosy cheeks and nice white
hands.
"That reminds me, Alice wrote me
that her husband has just finished a
picture that some millionaire has paid
thousands for and I can't believe It!
Why, I knew Alice's husband in
school and he was positively the stup
idest boy in the class. It's wonder
ful how he does it with paints and co
lors so high because of the war, but
then you never can tell.
However, since I've been studying
the book John spoke of I can notice
the most wonderful results, even
though I don't understand much of
the book. I suppose just .the at
mosphere of it helps. All I have to
do Is decide what I want to say and
then, without any fuss or elaboration,
just say it! You can't imagine how
perfectly easy it is!"
"Well" said the only listener who
had recovered, her tongue, "it certain
ly is wonderful." Chicago Daily
News.
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The lawyer was arguing a com
plicated case and looked up authori
ties back to Julius Oeasar. At the end
of im hour and a half, m the most in
tricate part of his plea, he was pained
to see what looked like Inattention
It was as he had feared. The Judge
was unable to appreciate the nice
points of his argument.
"Your honor," he said, "I beg your
pardon; but do you follow me?"
"I have so far,"answered the Judge
shifting wearily about in his chair,
"but I'll say frankly that if I thought
I could find my way back, I'd quit
right here."
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The new maid was entirely a war
time makeshift, and the mistress bore
with her patiently at first. But on
the third day the maid Disced
soiled plate at the table, and patience
oroke down. Really, Mary, you
might at least see that the Dlaten
are clean." "Well, mum, "Mary re
joined, "I owns them thumb marks,
but that dried mustard was thprp
afore I come."
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For three successive nichts APwnnn
had walked the floor with the hahv
On the fourth night he became des
perate and bought a bottle of sooth
ing syrup.
"Why James," exclaimed the wife
when she saw the bottle, "whit did
you buy that lorr Don t you know
it is very dangerous to give a child
anything like that."
"Don't worry," was her husband's
reply. "I'm going to take it myself."
III!
They were entertaining the minis
ter at dinner, and after the desert
had been eaten little Jnhnnv ,u.
"Won t you have another piece of pie
air. hoddt
The minister laughed. "Well,
Johnny, I believe I will have another
slice."
"Good,"' said Johnny. "Now, ma,
remember your promise. You said If
it was necessary to cut Into the sec
ond pie I could have another piece."
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In western Georeia a iurv rer-pntiv
met to inquire Into a case of suicide.
After sitting through the evidence the
twelve men retired and, after deliber
ating, returned with the following
verdict:
"The jury are all of one mind
l temporarily insane."
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Two married women were having a
chat and as usual, the conversation
veered around to the expense of liv
ing. "It's really awful how the rise in
prices has affected us!" said one.
sadly. "Why, do you know that my
bills for clothes this year are exactly
double what they were last year."
"Goodness!" gasped the other. "I
don't see how your husband can af
ford it."
"He can't," replied the other, calm
ly. "But, then, he could'nt afford it
last year, so what's the difference?"
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