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THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER. ORE., TIirRSDAY, JUN'E 8, 1916 "la PAGE THREE? jusff BEST FROM "JUDGE" I ' In all he World no other hose like Holeproof BuyThemHereToday T .a i .... Years of study have maris Holeproof Hose silky, soft and light in weight. And you may enjoy all these features with economy. Six pairs of cotton Hole proof are guaranteed to wear six months without holes, three pairs of silk are guaranteed three month. If any fail within that time we replace tnem free. Yet In our years of experi ence over 90 have outlasted this famous guarantee. Holeproof JJosierg Holeproof, with all their ad vantages, cost the same as com mon kinds. Whatever you pay you can't buy better thus Holeproof. Try a box today. We have a complete line, SAM HUGHES CO. Grant Six WHAT IS IT? 38-HORSE POWER SIX Cylinder Automobile for $900:22, fully equipped with self-starter and some features not shown by any other auto mobile. Sold on most liberal terms. One-half cash; balance in eight monthly payments at 6 per cent interest. GOTO Gilliam & Bisbee For Your Automobile Leave Your Order For A Suit SOME MEN prefer snug-fitting clothes, oth ers prefer loose-fitting clothes and still others prefer medium-fitting clothes. This store is conducted for the purpose of meeting the preferences of all men. Our clothes will fit your figure as you want them to, addition ly, they'll fit your ideas as to style, tailoring and fabric. Have a look at Brownsville Woolen Mills, Samples PRICES FROM $18.00 to $30.00. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Thomson Bros. GET t-T. PRINTING AND WONT REGRET IT LOCATED. A Chicago man tells ct calling on a young lady very early one spring morning. He came up In his big automobile and lie wanted to give the young lady a morning spin through the country. A little girl, the young lady's niece, answered the bell. "Is your auntie in?" asked the man. "Yes, sir." "That's good. Where is she?" "She's up-stairs," said the little girl, "in her nightie, looking over the banisters." I I I I ZONES AM) GARDENS. While inspecting examination pa pers recently a teacher lound various humorous answers to questions. A class of boys, averaging 12 years of age had been examined in geography. The previous day had been devoted to grammar. Among the geographi cal questions was the following: "Name the Zones." One promising youth, who had mix ed the subjects wrote: "There are two zones, masculine and femine. The masculine is either temperate or intemperate; the femine is either torrid or frigid!" -I I I I NOT HER MONEY. The woman slipped a dime into the glove of her left hand. She would be at the subway in a moment and the dime so placed would facilitate matters. As she passed the foot of the bridge extension by the city hall the ring of a coin as it struck the pavement reached her ears. She saw a dime rolling at her feet. A fat man, subway bound, also heard and saw it. Both stooped to pick it up. She was first. His hand only fanned the dust from the side-walk. "I beg your pardon," he said, as he straightened up, rather red in the face. "Not at all," she said. "I thank you for your courtesy." Then she hurried down stairs. Seated in the train her gloved hand nvolunari'.y went to her hair. A d'.me drorc. into her lap. Then she understood. 115 1 THE KEA-tiOIXO JITNEY. The following street-car story has been recently circulated: In Los Angeles an electric car met a jitney bus with disastrous results, and a mong the passengers who were called upon to give testimony was a "jackie" from the monitor Cheyenne. His letter to the claim agent follows: "I was standing on the starboard forecastle of the car when the gaso line cutter hove in sight off our port bow. . We were making 15 knots, and the cutter was coming about the same along another channel. It was clear weather and not much ground swell. "Our chief engineer blew his siren and reversed his propellers but he couldn't heave her to in time to keep from ramming her. There wasn't even time to get out the lite-preservers or sound the emergency call. We smashed a couple of the little craft's compartments. Her captain stuck to his post. The jitney went down like a submarine. "I think the cause of the wreck was that the jitney's binnacle light was out." I I t I DIVULGED THE SECRET. There is a prominent man of af fairs who is very absent-minded. He was about to leave the office of a bank president when the banker call ed to him. "You're losing your petticoat, aren't you, Henry?" The prominent man, not under standing, gazed at the banker, who continued: "What's that white thing hanging below your trousers leg?" The man looked down, His face colored and he stepped back into the director's room. When he came out he walked briskly past the bank pres dent, who called: "Here, why don't you explain?" Coming close, the other whispered: "Simply forgot to take off my pa jamas when I got out of bed this morning. I I I I THE WHOLE. Uncle Ernest (improving the shining hour) : And what do we do with the flesh of the whale? Bobby Eat it. Uncle Earnest (sarcastically) Oh, do we? . And what do we do with bones? Bobby Put 'em on the edge of the plate. I I I I At a fancy-dress ball for children a policeman stationed at the door was instructed not to admit any a- dult. An excited woman came running to the door and demanded admission, "I'm sorry mum," replied the policeman, "but I can't let any one in but children." "But my child is dressed as a but terfly," exclaimed the woman, "and has forgotten her wings." "Can't help it," replied the police man, "orders is orders; you'll have to let her go as a caterpillar." SHd a few Prince Alhert smokes into your system! eoprrtht iw by L J. iUjritOMb fubecee Cfe ff 4 You've heard many an earful about the Prinrp Alhrt patented process that curs out bite and smoke your fill without acomebackl Stake vnnr hnnU- mil w it proves out everv hour of the dav. Prince Albert has alwavs been sold without coupons or premiums. We prefer to give quality 1 There's sport smokine a pine or rolling ycir own, but you know that you've got to have the right tobacco! We tell you Prince Albert will bang the doors wide open tor you to come in on a good time ..., i L firing up every little so often, without a f natlonalJy moke regret! YouH feel like your smoke past has been wasted and will be sorry you cannot back up for a fresh start. You swing on this say-so like it was a tip to a thousand-dollar bill ! It's worth that in happi ness ana contentment to you, to every man who knows what can be gotten out of a chummy jimmy pipe or a makm s cigarette with Prince Albert for "packing"! R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO ffuuUa-SikB, N.C. Thltl.ther.verM lite or the tld THE Prince m 'm ml Albert tidy red tin, and in fact, everv Prince Albert package, has onitsreverseside. You'll read: "Process Patented July 30th, 1907." That mean that the United Stnte Govern. ment has granted a patent on th process by which Prince Albert Is made. And by which tongue bite and rnroar pa rcn are cut out: every where tobacco is sold you 11 find Prince Albert awaiting yon in toppy red bags, 5c: tidy red tins, luc: handsome pound and half-pound tin humidors and in that clever crystal glass humidor, with sponge - motstener top, that keeps the tobacco in such fine condition- 1 ways I BITTEN BY MAD DOG Mrs. Fred Lee of Big Stone Flat was bitten by a mad dog last week and went to Portland Monday to take the Pasteur treatment. Mrs. Lee was attacked by the family pet dog in the yard at the ranch. The ani mal tried to get to her face, but Mrs. Lee protected her head with her arms and the right arm was badly lacerat ed. There is apparently no doubt of the dog being mad. It ran amuck after biting Mrs. Lee, and killed a number of chickens and a cat, and bit another dog. Both dogs were killed as soon as possible. It is thought that the dog was infected with rabbles by a pet coyote which was kept on the ranch some time ago. The coyote became rather vicious and was killed. Echo News. LOST-Cliild's gold chain and lock et containing pictures. Finder leave at residence of Mrs. Mary Bartholo mew and receive reward. Mrs. Elva Roberts. Herb Olden was in the city from his farm west of the city Tuesday. 6 lots 40x90; 1 lot 50x110; 1 8 room dwelling, woodshed and other outbuildings; 1 5-room dwelling, woodshed and other outbuildings; 1 barn, used for livery stable, 64x64. This property is in a small eastern Oregon town and is for sale at $1500 cash or will trade for Heppuer prop erty, Morrow county wheat laud, or would trade for an auto. Owner's business calls him away and he is desirous of closing a deal on this property before leaving. Further particulars will be given by calling on us. SMEAD & CRAWFORD. Shower For Miss Bennett. Manle Circle. Women nf Woodcraft I entertained forty matrons and young ladies at the I. O. 0. F. hall last Fri day afternoon at a shower in honor of Miss Oma Bennett, whose marriage to Clarence Scrlvner is announced for the latter part of June. Miss Bennett received many beautiful and useful presents. Light refreshments were served. Gilliam & Bisbee, who recently ac quired the local agency for the Grant Six automobile, are offering liberal terms on this popular, moderate pric ed car. It will pay you to read their advertisement in this issue. Harry Bartholomew, Stanfield sheep buyer, was over from the pro ject city on Tuesday on business. He was accompanied by his son, Lee. J. B. Sparks went to Pilot Rock Monday. He was accompanied by George Shipley, who will visit at the home of his daughter, Mrs. Cora Kuotts. Mrs. R. II. Holcmnn, of White Swan, Wash., is a guest this week at the home of Mr. and Mrs. George Hendry. Mrs. Holeman has been visiting with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Cochran in lone. T. F. Boylen Umatilla county sheep buyer was in the city from Pendleton Monday, Arthur Madden of Condon was In Hepner Monday. 4Ht,4,4i4,.4.4,4.4.4.4.4.4..M' L MONTERESTELLI MARBLE AND GRANITE WORKS PENDLETON, OREGON Fine Monument and Cemetery Work. All parties interested in getting work in my line should get my pricas and estimates before placing their orders. ALL WORK GUARANTEED CITY MEAT MARKET UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT All kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats and Lard Tali It tk place to buy Oysters, Crabs, Clams, Salmon, Halibut, Smelts Johnson & Rood The HORN PASTIME VICTOR GROSHEN, Prop. SOUTHEAST CORNER MAIN & MAY STREETS Complete Line of Candies and Cigars and all the Leading Soft Drinks. Card Tables in Connection. First Class Service Give Us a Call Lawrence Redding, Eight Mile far mer, was in the city for a few farm supplies Wednesday. W. H. Clark of Lent was attending to matters of business in this city last Saturday.
