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THE GAZETTE-TIMES. HEPPNER. ORE., THURSDAY, JUNE 1, 1916 PAGE THREE I In all the world jjLA tfj I I no other hose III I like Holeproof I I t I BuyThemHereToday Years of stodv have made Holeproof Hose silky, soft and light In weight. And you nay enjoy all these features with economy. Sis pairs of cotton Hole proof are guaranteed to wear sis months without boles, 'three pairs of silk are guaranteed three months. If any fail within that time . we replace them free. Yet in our years of experi ence over 80 have outlasted this famous guarantee. flolepraoffjosiery Holeproof, with all their advantages, cost the same as com mon kinds. Whatever you pay you can't buy better thaat Holeproof. Try a bos today. Wo have a complete line, SAM HUGHES CO. J TTTTTTTtTTTTtT SPRINGTIME IS GARDEN MAKNIG TIME Start the season right by get ting the best tools money can buy the only kind we sell. Make gardening a pleasure, a thing that in itself spells suc cess, and the right way to ac complish this is by using good tools. We have everything that's used in garden making. Very likely we have some tools you are unfamiliar with. A visit to our store will prove valua ble to you. Call oh us we'll do the rest. GILLIAM &BISBEE HARDWARE BEST FROM "JUDGE" Was It? "That was an awful mixup made with the two Smith families." "Was it?" "Yes; you see It was this way: That old Skinflint Smith passed out and about the same time that nice little Smith girl, who wasn't related to the other Smith at all, married a movie actor." i "Yes" Well, Jones mixed the envelopes by mistake and sent the congratula tions to the widow and the condol ences to the bride. Awful mixup!" "Was it?" . till New clerk Come in quick! There is a murderer inside! Cop What makes you think so? New clerk He came in and said, "I want the life of Ben Johnson." I I I i Relaxation. The Hatteras lightship has an evil reputation among Government employes. Anchored as It is off that stormy point, life on board is so ar duous that men are given a stretch of three weeks on the ship, alternating with a full week's rest. A certain son of Sweden was employed on the lightship for some time. When he gave up his job, he was accosted by a friend: "Well, Ole, how was your Job?" "0, das yob bane fine!" "I suppose the Government gave you the regular rest every three weeks?" "0, ya, I have von veek to rest." "What did you do while you were off duty?" "0, 1 bane have fine time! I hire sailboat, en I bane sail oop an down das bay, oop en down das bay, all das week." Vsliep'. Prof. The boys were so entranced this morning that they remained in my lecture all through the dinner hour.. His daghter Why didn't you wake .hem up? I I I I Six Were Enough. Judge Were there any reasons Mike, why you should have gone on this tear? Mike Sure, y'r honor, sivin av thim. Judge And what were they? Mike Me, an' six whiskeys, y'r honor.- I I I I Only A Bluff. "Your money or I'll throw you oft the cliff!" demanded the hold-up man in the wilderness. The millionaire chuckled and strode on. for he realized It was only a bluff. I I I I His Sympathetic Response. "Mercy!" ejaculated young Mrs, Kidder, in the midst of her reading. "Here is an account of a woman who sold her baby for 50 cents!" "Oh, well," returned her bachelor brother, who had at sundry times cared cared for the children while his sister went shopping, "all kinds of swindles are being worked nowa days." I I I I Saving Money. "A dollar box of candy for me hubby? Really, I must curb such ex travagance." "I bought you one frequently be fore we were married." "But things are different now. In stead of a dollar box of candy it would have been better to have got me a ten-cent box, and a sport coat, and that spring parasol I wanted so much." GOOK ARRESTED FOR STEALING HORSE John Cook of Centralia. Wash- is being held in the county jail charg ed with horse stealine. Cook was traveling through the country near Castle Rock, in the North end of this county when his horse got away from him. Being unable to catch the horse, so he says, he caueht another horse near by and went on his way. Farther on his journey he picked up a saddle belonging to another nartv near Pendleton. At the time he was taken up by the deputy sheriff he avered he was on his way to return the animal to its riehtful owner. The horse is the property of John Marsnaii of Castle Rock. Cook will probably be given a preliminary hearing in a few days. Arthur Smith of the W. L. Smith estate abstract office has established tax registration bureau which will prove a convenience for non-resident property owners of Morrow county. The bureau is in a position to send out information concerning any piece or property in the county and through tneir worn will be able to save many people time and trouble in handling business here relative to looking up back taxes and giving out other valu able information. GET G.-T. PRINTING AND WON'T REGRET IT WOOD-LARK" "?) TRADE MARK Poison ; QUICK, CERTAIN, ALWAYS READY, NEVER FAILS. Destroy! squirrels, gophers, prairie dogs, sage rats. Apply early In Spring when the hun gry peata awake from Winter's Bleep. Money r1 l Soil. "U'nn - T fnr ') R years haa stood every teat. It's crop lnaur ance against rodent pests. Manufactured by ClarkerWoodward Drug Co., Portland, Ore gon, Buy Iron your dealer, Patterson & Son, A. M. Phelps, and Mnor & Co., Heppner; T. H. Lowe, Cecil. 1. M FUNERAL SUPPLIES MODERN EQUIPMENT PAINSTAKING SERVICE CASE FURNITURE COMPANY FOUND One pair of gold rimmed spectacles. Owner may have same by calling at this office and paying for this advertisement. Wilson Bayless, alfalfa farmer of Rhea sreek, was In Heppner Saturday to arrange for the shearing of his band of sheep. Mr. Bayless is not in the sheep business, but he has a small band that assist him in cleaning up the waste about the farm, and he finds them a profitable investment. People's Cash Market Phone Main 73 All kinds of Fresh asd Cured Meats, Poultry, Lard We pay highest cash prices paid for Stock, Hides and Pelts. HENRYS CHWARZ, Proprietor Victory for Better Business. The Oregon primary election in dicates a strong tendency to promote tax reduction and reduce legislation. Nearly all candidates pledged to economy and opposition to freak leg islation have been successful for the General Assembly. "Create no new offices," "reduce taxes," "abolish useless boards and commissions," "repeal laws and enact few new ones," were ticket slogans. Members of the last legislature who made records for tax reductions and abolishing jobs were popular candidates. In Multnomath County there is a marked improvement in the class of candidates named, favoring buMness administration in state an l county affairs. BILLIARDS and POOL Located in Palace Hotel next door to Woodson & Sweek . , ; A Complete Line of Cigars, Tobacco, Confectionery, Soft Drinks THE CLUB HOTTMAN 41 WH1TEIS PROPS. tK Wallace Gregg, the local mall clerk Is taking his annual vacation. He will return to work the 8th of this month. A party of young people from Hepp ner took a little spin down to E. M. Shutt's place below lone last Sunday afternoon. Those who made up the party were: Orain Wright, Luclle Elder, David Wilson, Pearl LaTrace and Mary Notson. ' Miss Ella D. Funk is visiting for a few days at the home of Mr. and Mrs. E. M. Shutt, just below lone. Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Morrow of Port land came up from that city Monday and spent several hours in this city on Decoration Day. .They returned to their home Tuesday. Frank Lacey, popular pianist at the Star theater for the past year, left Sunday for Marshfield where he has accepted a position. Heppner thea ter goers will greatly miss him. Mrs. Mary Conner of Olex spent a few days in Hepner this week look ing after business interests which she retains in this city. Mr. and Mrs. Hanson Hughes re turned to their home In this city Sunday evening from Roseburg where they attended the annual con ventions of the Odd Fellows and Rebekah lodges. At a recent meting of the school board of District number 1, Hugh C Githens was retained as janitor of the school building for another year, his work of the past having been entirely satisfactory. There were several ap plicants for the position. N. R. Moore, formerly editor of the Corvallis Gazette-Times, but now con nected with the Oregon Agriculture College, paid Heppner a visit in his official capacity last Saturday. . Mrs. E. M. Shutt came up from their farm north of lone on Friday and spent the week-end as a guest at the home of Mr. and Mrs. E. F. Campbell. Jake Young came in from the Eight Mile country Saturday. He is rejoicing over better weather condi tions and prospects for the growing crops. Alfred Anderson, prosperous young farmer of Eight Mile, was doing busi ness in this city on Saturday. Among the students graduating from the Dunlap, Iowa High school this year is Lee Notson, oldest son of Mr. and Mrs. S. E. Notson of this city. Lee is president of his class and has been, prominent in all the school ac tivities since becoming a student there. His brother Edward is a sophmore in the same institution. They make their home with their Uncles who run a fancy stock farm not far from Dunlap. F. L. Kent, at one time instructor in the dairy department at the Ore gon Agricultural College made a busines visit in Hepner last Saturday. Mr. Kent now lives in Portland. F. H. Watts, manager of the Watts Marble works of The Dalles, was a Heppner business visitor last Saturday. James Higgins and wife were in Heppner last Saturday and Sunday. Mr. Hlgglns is a prosperous sheepman of McDonald caynon. Mike Doherty and Phil Hirl were Sunday visitors in this city. Lute Templeton of Spray was in the city Saturday. Lyman Swick, a prominent Grant county stockman, came over from his ranch on Cottonwood creek the first of the week. Miss Marcia Winnard, a member of the 1916 class of Heppner high school, has accepted a position in the dentist office of Dr. R. J. Vaughan. Drink "Crape Smash'' The pure flavor of the Concord Grape 5c a class Fresh Ice Crcaa Every Day-WE MAKE IT THE PALM The Home ef Good "Sweet Meals" Choice Flour. Feeds, Wood, Coal and Posts, for Sale by HEPPNIR FARMERS' UNION WAREHOUSE CO. Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest Price Paid for Hides and Pelts. L M0NTERESTELL1 MARBLE AND GRANITE WORKS PENDLETON, OREGON Fine Monument and Cemetery Work. All parties interested in getting work in my line should get my pricas and estimates before placing their orders. ALL WORK GUARANTEED ftTtfTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CITY MEAT MARKET UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT All kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats and Lard Tata la the place to buy Oysters, Crabs, Clams, Salmon, Halibut, Smelts Johnson & Rood) The HORN PASTIME VICTOR GROSHEN, Prop. SOUTHEAST CORNER MAIN & MAY STREETS Complete Line of Candies and Cigars and all the Leading Soft Drinks. Card Tables in Connection. First Class Service : : : Give Us a Call to