THE GAZETTE-TIMES. HEPPNER. ORE., THURSDAY, JUNE 1, 1916
PAGE THREE
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BEST FROM "JUDGE"
Was It?
"That was an awful mixup made
with the two Smith families."
"Was it?"
"Yes; you see It was this way:
That old Skinflint Smith passed out
and about the same time that nice
little Smith girl, who wasn't related
to the other Smith at all, married a
movie actor." i
"Yes"
Well, Jones mixed the envelopes
by mistake and sent the congratula
tions to the widow and the condol
ences to the bride.
Awful mixup!"
"Was it?" .
till
New clerk Come in quick! There
is a murderer inside!
Cop What makes you think so?
New clerk He came in and said,
"I want the life of Ben Johnson."
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Relaxation.
The Hatteras lightship has an
evil reputation among Government
employes. Anchored as It is off that
stormy point, life on board is so ar
duous that men are given a stretch of
three weeks on the ship, alternating
with a full week's rest. A certain
son of Sweden was employed on the
lightship for some time. When he
gave up his job, he was accosted by a
friend:
"Well, Ole, how was your Job?"
"0, das yob bane fine!"
"I suppose the Government gave
you the regular rest every three
weeks?"
"0, ya, I have von veek to rest."
"What did you do while you were
off duty?"
"0, 1 bane have fine time! I hire
sailboat, en I bane sail oop an down
das bay, oop en down das bay, all das
week."
Vsliep'.
Prof. The boys were so entranced
this morning that they remained in
my lecture all through the dinner
hour..
His daghter Why didn't you wake
.hem up?
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Six Were Enough.
Judge Were there any reasons
Mike, why you should have gone on
this tear?
Mike Sure, y'r honor, sivin av
thim.
Judge And what were they?
Mike Me, an' six whiskeys, y'r
honor.-
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Only A Bluff.
"Your money or I'll throw you oft
the cliff!" demanded the hold-up man
in the wilderness.
The millionaire chuckled and
strode on. for he realized It was only
a bluff.
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His Sympathetic Response.
"Mercy!" ejaculated young Mrs,
Kidder, in the midst of her reading.
"Here is an account of a woman who
sold her baby for 50 cents!"
"Oh, well," returned her bachelor
brother, who had at sundry times
cared cared for the children while his
sister went shopping, "all kinds of
swindles are being worked nowa
days." I I I I
Saving Money.
"A dollar box of candy for me
hubby? Really, I must curb such ex
travagance."
"I bought you one frequently be
fore we were married."
"But things are different now. In
stead of a dollar box of candy it
would have been better to have got
me a ten-cent box, and a sport coat,
and that spring parasol I wanted so
much."
GOOK ARRESTED FOR
STEALING HORSE
John Cook of Centralia. Wash-
is being held in the county jail charg
ed with horse stealine. Cook was
traveling through the country near
Castle Rock, in the North end of this
county when his horse got away from
him. Being unable to catch the
horse, so he says, he caueht another
horse near by and went on his way.
Farther on his journey he picked up a
saddle belonging to another nartv
near Pendleton. At the time he was
taken up by the deputy sheriff he
avered he was on his way to return
the animal to its riehtful owner.
The horse is the property of John
Marsnaii of Castle Rock. Cook will
probably be given a preliminary
hearing in a few days.
Arthur Smith of the W. L. Smith
estate abstract office has established
tax registration bureau which will
prove a convenience for non-resident
property owners of Morrow county.
The bureau is in a position to send
out information concerning any piece
or property in the county and through
tneir worn will be able to save many
people time and trouble in handling
business here relative to looking up
back taxes and giving out other valu
able information.
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FOUND One pair of gold rimmed
spectacles. Owner may have same
by calling at this office and paying for
this advertisement.
Wilson Bayless, alfalfa farmer of
Rhea sreek, was In Heppner Saturday
to arrange for the shearing of his
band of sheep. Mr. Bayless is not in
the sheep business, but he has a small
band that assist him in cleaning up
the waste about the farm, and he
finds them a profitable investment.
People's Cash Market
Phone Main 73
All kinds of Fresh asd Cured Meats, Poultry, Lard
We pay highest cash prices paid for Stock, Hides and
Pelts.
HENRYS CHWARZ, Proprietor
Victory for Better Business.
The Oregon primary election in
dicates a strong tendency to promote
tax reduction and reduce legislation.
Nearly all candidates pledged to
economy and opposition to freak leg
islation have been successful for the
General Assembly.
"Create no new offices," "reduce
taxes," "abolish useless boards and
commissions," "repeal laws and
enact few new ones," were ticket
slogans.
Members of the last legislature
who made records for tax reductions
and abolishing jobs were popular
candidates.
In Multnomath County there is a
marked improvement in the class of
candidates named, favoring buMness
administration in state an l county
affairs.
BILLIARDS and POOL
Located in Palace Hotel next door to Woodson & Sweek
. , ; A Complete Line of
Cigars, Tobacco, Confectionery, Soft Drinks
THE CLUB
HOTTMAN 41 WH1TEIS
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Wallace Gregg, the local mall
clerk Is taking his annual vacation.
He will return to work the 8th of
this month.
A party of young people from Hepp
ner took a little spin down to E. M.
Shutt's place below lone last Sunday
afternoon. Those who made up the
party were: Orain Wright, Luclle
Elder, David Wilson, Pearl LaTrace
and Mary Notson.
' Miss Ella D. Funk is visiting for a
few days at the home of Mr. and Mrs.
E. M. Shutt, just below lone.
Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Morrow of Port
land came up from that city Monday
and spent several hours in this city
on Decoration Day. .They returned
to their home Tuesday.
Frank Lacey, popular pianist at the
Star theater for the past year, left
Sunday for Marshfield where he has
accepted a position. Heppner thea
ter goers will greatly miss him.
Mrs. Mary Conner of Olex spent a
few days in Hepner this week look
ing after business interests which she
retains in this city.
Mr. and Mrs. Hanson Hughes re
turned to their home In this city
Sunday evening from Roseburg
where they attended the annual con
ventions of the Odd Fellows and
Rebekah lodges.
At a recent meting of the school
board of District number 1, Hugh C
Githens was retained as janitor of the
school building for another year, his
work of the past having been entirely
satisfactory. There were several ap
plicants for the position.
N. R. Moore, formerly editor of the
Corvallis Gazette-Times, but now con
nected with the Oregon Agriculture
College, paid Heppner a visit in his
official capacity last Saturday. .
Mrs. E. M. Shutt came up from
their farm north of lone on Friday
and spent the week-end as a guest at
the home of Mr. and Mrs. E. F.
Campbell.
Jake Young came in from the
Eight Mile country Saturday. He is
rejoicing over better weather condi
tions and prospects for the growing
crops.
Alfred Anderson, prosperous young
farmer of Eight Mile, was doing busi
ness in this city on Saturday.
Among the students graduating
from the Dunlap, Iowa High school
this year is Lee Notson, oldest son of
Mr. and Mrs. S. E. Notson of this city.
Lee is president of his class and has
been, prominent in all the school ac
tivities since becoming a student
there. His brother Edward is a
sophmore in the same institution.
They make their home with their
Uncles who run a fancy stock farm
not far from Dunlap.
F. L. Kent, at one time instructor
in the dairy department at the Ore
gon Agricultural College made a
busines visit in Hepner last Saturday.
Mr. Kent now lives in Portland.
F. H. Watts, manager of the Watts
Marble works of The Dalles, was a
Heppner business visitor last Saturday.
James Higgins and wife were in
Heppner last Saturday and Sunday.
Mr. Hlgglns is a prosperous sheepman
of McDonald caynon.
Mike Doherty and Phil Hirl were
Sunday visitors in this city.
Lute Templeton of Spray was in
the city Saturday.
Lyman Swick, a prominent Grant
county stockman, came over from his
ranch on Cottonwood creek the first
of the week.
Miss Marcia Winnard, a member
of the 1916 class of Heppner high
school, has accepted a position in the
dentist office of Dr. R. J. Vaughan.
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All parties interested in getting work in my
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