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r r,ai: Font THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE.. THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1916 j lUOIT.SS10XAL COLUMN Dr. H. T. ALLISON riijsician & Surgeon Office in Gunn Building. HEPPNER, OREGON Dr. N. E. WINNARD Physician A Surgeon Office in Fair Building HEPPNER - - OREGON Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN DENTIST Offices over the New Postotf ice. HEPPNER, OREGON A. D. McMURDO, M. D. Physician & Surgeon Office in Patterson Drug Store HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON C. DABNEY, M. D. Physician & Surgeon Office in Odd Fellows building. Phone 562 Heppner, Oregon. Dr. R. J. VAUGHN DENTIST Permanently located in the Odd Fellows building, Rooms 4 and 5. HEPPNER, OREGON WOODSON & SWEEK ATTORXEYS-AT-LAW Office In Palace Hotel, .Heppner, Oregon SAM E. VAN VACTOR ATTORNEr-AT-LAW Offce on west end of May Street HEPPNER, OREGON S. E. NOTSON ATTORNEr-AT-LAW Office in Court House, Heppner. P. H. ROBINSON LAWYER IONE :-: OREGON CLYDE and DICK WELLS SHAVING PARLORS Three doors south of PoBtoffice. Shaving 25c Haircutting 35c Bathroom in connection. PATTERSON & ELDER 2 Doors North Palace Hotel. TOXSORAL ARTISTS FINE BATHS SHAVING 25o J. H. BODE MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER OREGON "Tailoring That Satisfies" LOUIS PEARSON MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON W. L. SMITH ESTATE ABSTRACT OFFICE M. A. LOEHR, Abstractor. Also FARM LOANS The Federated Church. The regular service at the Feder ated church are as follows: Preaching every Sunday, 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Federated Sunday School every Sunday 9:45 a. m. Federated Young feople's Meeting every Sunday 6:30 p. m. Federated Missionary Society the last Tuesday in each month. Prayer meeting every Thursday at 7:30 p. m. Federated Ladies Aid meets the 2nd Tuesday in every month, 2:30 p. m. A hearty welcome is extended to W. B. SMITH, Pastor. Parsonage next door to the church. The Southern Pacific Company has just Issued an interesting book on the "Oregon Walnut" in order to encourage the development of this industry. Complete informaton on growing, care, etc., is given. HEVliS H0TE5 FBOH OUR Nnonnis j J. Alton Yeager of Pilot Rock, at present district sealer of weights and , measures, has announced his candi dacy for the republican nomination , for assessor of Umatilla county. The salary of the Pendleton post master has been increased from $2700 a year to $2S00, owing to an increase in postal receipts during the past year. The Gilliam County Good Roads Association has been formed with E. IC. Maddock, of Arlington, president; H. W. Lang, Arlington, secretary, A. 1 Wheelhouse, Arlington, M. Fitzmaur- jice, Condon, W. J. Mariner, Blalock, F. W. White, Willows and Mrs. Belle Keyes of Mayville, vice presidents. It has been decided to ask all auto mobile owners of the county to con tribute one dollar toward defraying the expenses of the club. The Comedy and Minstrel Show given at Louy's Hall last Saturday evening, by the Yeoman Lodge of lone, was one of the best that has come this way for some time. The house was filled with an appreciative audience and all went away loud in their praise of the talent shown by the young folks. Arlington Inde pendent. Enterprise has a market day. From the Enterprise Record-Chieftan is taken the following: All indications point to a large sale and a great crowd in town Saturday, which will be the first Market Day of the sea son. Much stock and a variety of im plements, household goods and other articles will be offered. Frank B. Hayes, superintendent of the Pendleton Water department and Richard M. Mayberry, bookkeeper in the American National Bank of Pen dleton, received serious injuries re cently when a Ford runabout in which they were riding turned over on a steep grade near Milton. Hayes received two broken ribs and May berry's nose was broken. A queer prize fight bet was pulled off here this week. Mose Coyle, the barber, bet that Moran would win and Bob Wright bet him that Willard would come out first best. The loser was to roll a peanut the entire length of Main street witlj his nose. The mud being a little deep for such sport a compromise was made by which Mose wheeled Bob to the moving pic ture show every night this week in a wheel barrow. Joseph Herald. R. F. Wiglesworth was in Wednes day from his Little Butter creek ranch. He reports lambing to be about through, and the results are iair, notwithstanding the bad weath er. Mr. Wiglesworth and sons have about 9000 sheep this season. Echo News. L. K. Harlan was in Echo Wed nesday morning enroute to Baker. He said it is not definitely settled that Mr. Knappeuberg will remain in the contest with Stanfield for joint representative. Echo News. Frank Metsclian will return t) Grant county during the next fev. days. He has been engaged in the hotel business at Grants Pass. He will be associated with L. Wolden berg here in the stage business. Canyon City Blue Mountain Eagle. THE REST FROM JUDGE Some Salesman! "I can see at a glance, Madam," said he, "that you would not be in terested in the preparation I am sell ing, except possibly as a gift to some of your neighbors." "What are you selling," she in quired, with interest. "A facial beauty preparation, Ma dam," he replied. till Why She Went. "I just saw your wife going into old Dr. Soakum's office as I came around the corner," remarked Spig well Atkins, to his old friend Jona than Jimson, "anyone sick in the family?" Jimson, who always appeared tired, looked unusually so, as he made an swer. "Well, no, there Isn't anyone really sick, but my wife said she was going to see the doctor for wltat ails her, and I expect old Soakum will render me a bill for about ten bucks for the valuable advice he gives her." "What's wrong?" "Well, in the morning my wife drinks three cups of strong coffee, and repeats the operation at dinner time, not forgetting her pot of tea for lunch. She's very found of eating between meals and usually consumes about a pound of candy or half a cake during the day, just for exercise while she reads the latest novel or goes through the fashion magazines. "Three nights a week she plays bridge whist until twelve o'clock, and never misses anything on the menu aarvaA at tha Ortao urfcothar iha on. jtertainment is given at our home or BIG TOURIST TRAVEL EXPECTED THIS YEAR Portland, April 5, (Special) Oregon, Washington and the cities uf the Northwest in general should experience heavy tourist travel the coming summer. With Europe closed to the traveler and countless opportunities offered for sightseeing in the Pacitlc Northwest, efforts are being made to attract the attention of those who will soon be deciding where to spend the 1916 vacation period. Thousands of newspaper articles will appear in publications over the United States and Canada this year, This material has been supplied to the big news services of the coun try, and to more than 150 publica tions direct by the publicity depart ment of the Rose Festival. The ar ticles have not only featured the fes tival but have exploited the scenic wonders of the Northwest in general The transportation department of the Tenth Annual Festival announces that sale dates from territory in the Northwest, bounded by Roseburg Oregon; Centralia, Washington; Rainier, Oregon and The Dalles, Ore gon and Grand Dalles, Washington, will be June 4th to June 9th, inclu sive, with a final return limit of June 12th. From territory south of Roseburg North of Centralia and east of The Dalles and Grand Dalles as far as Idaho-Montana State line the sales dates will be from June 4th to 8th inclusive, with a final return limit of June 17th. While there will be no special fares from Eastern territory, summer excursion fares from points in Minnesota, the Dakotas, Kansas Nebraska, Colorada and points east of these States will go into effect May 1st with a final return limit of October 31st. The annual Rose Festival at Port land comes June 7th, 8th and 9th. Opening day will feature the nation al dedication of the Columbia River Highway and invitations have been sent to governors of all states, crowned heads of Europe, President Wilson and Cabinet and men and women prominent in the affairs of the nation to be present when the roadway through the gorge of the Columbia is dedicated to the toruist travel of the world. at a neighbor's." : "Yes, but what has she gone to the doctor for?" "She wants to find out why she can't sleep nights." 5 i 5 I The TroUey. "Doesn't a motor-man get a shock now and then?" "Oh, no. You see, he's always a non-conductor." I i ! I The Awful Part. "War is terrible!" "That's a fact!" replied the pro prietor of the Tote Fair Store at Pe tunia. "Why, dad-burn it, the strate gists have whittled up and ett up as many of my dry goods boxes and sody crackers since the war began as they would have done in twenty years of checker ..playing." i ! I I A Wonderful Article. The soap agent had exhausted his stock of adjectives in praise of the brand he represented; still the house wife was undecided. "Why, madam," said he, with finn" entreaty, "with this soap It it is no: necessary to take a bath more than jnce a year!" 5 S S I Overcharged. Kid Why docs the cannon kick, papa?" Papa I guess they charged it toe much, sonny. Siren. i I I i Reasons. The stingiest man in the wor!i; sued for divorce because his wife wa wasteful and extravagant. "Will you give the court some spe cific instances?" asked the lawyer. "Well, one days she goes and buyt three toothbrushes, one for hersei! and one for each of the kids. And the worst of it was, we already had one good one." Gargoyle. I I I I Preparedness. Mr. Tompkins was obliged to stop over-night at a small country hotel. He was shown to his room by the one boy the place afforded, a colored lad. "I am glad there's a rope here in case of fire," commented Mr. Tomp kins, as he surveyed the room, "but what's the idea of putting a Bible in the room in such a prominent place?" "Dat am intended foh use, sah," replied the boy, "in case de fire am too far advanced foh yo' to make yo' escape, sah." Harpers' Magazine. I I I I Correct. "What is the plural of man, Johnny?" asked a teacher of a small pupil. "Men," answered Johnny. "Correct," said the teacher. "And what is tke plural of child?" "Twins," was the unexpected reply. New York Globe. Bert Johnson, administrator for the Woolery estate, was in Heppner Tuesday from lone attending to mat ters of business. POLITICAL COLUMN PAID ADVERTISING FOR COUNTY TREASURER. I wish to announce to the Demo i cratic voters of Morrow county that 1 1 will seek the nomination for the of ! flee of County Treasurer at the com i ing primary election to be held in May, 1916. j HANSON HUGHES. FOR COUNTY CLERK. TO THE REPUBLICAN VOTERS OF MORROW COUNTY: I hereby announce that I will be a candidate for the office of County Clerk at the primaries to be held May 19th, 1916. Respectfully, J. A. WATERS. (Present incumbent.) FOR SHERIFF. I announce myself a candidate for the office of Sheriff, subject to the will of the Republican voters, at the Primary Election to be held May 19th, 1916. GEO. McDUFFEE. FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY. I hereby announce that I will be a candidate, at the ensuing primary election, for the Republican nomina tion for the office of District Attor ney of Morrow Countv. S. E. NOTSON. ' FOR CORONER. To the Republican voters of Mor row County: I hereby announce my candidacy for the office of Coroner for Morrow County, subject to your will at the primaries, May 19, 1910. Very respectfully, M. L. CASE. FOR COUNTY CLERK. I hereby announce that I will be a candidate for the office of County Clerk, subject to the will of the Re publican voters, at the primary elec tion, to be held May 19th, 1916. H. F. TASH. FOR COUNTY SCHOOL SUPERIN TENDENT. I hereby announce myself a candi date for the office of county school superintendent subject to the will of the Republican voters of Morrow county at the primaries on Ma-' iO, 1916.- Very respectfully, LENA SNELL SHURTE. FOR COUNTY SCHOOL SUPERIN TENDENT. to the Republican Voters of Mor row County: I wish to announce .hat I will seek the nomination for the office of County School Superin tendent at the primary election on May 19, 1916. HERBERT W. COPELAND. Livery & Feed Stables WaLIS STEWART, Proprietor. First Class Livery Rigs kept constantly on hand. and can be furnished on short no tice to parties desiring to drivt into the interior. First chist- Hacks and Buggies Call around and see us. We cater to the Commercial Travel ers and Camping Parties and can furnish rigs and driv er on short notice. HEPPNER - - OREGON When you need two-vision ltnses be sure to get KRYPTW LENSES f Y (Worn by over 250.000 people) For In all other two-vision lenses there is aline or seam between the near and far vision portions that makes the 'wearer look less than his best, and unmistakably brands him or ncr will) a sign of age. Kryptoks arc doiimevision lonsci that looKcxuciiy UBcn'guiarone viftion lenses because there are nolincsorseamsin ttaem. Dr. Winnard can supply these lenses Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. Mfm44m'H4HtHt4W444tH4tM'44 - ' i ' i z A. R. RED for your Rough and Dressed Lumber, Wood and Posts At the Mill or delivered T FOUND GUILTY! of competing with the mail order houses, such as Jones Cash Store, Rice & Phelan Send me your orders, or write me in regard to same I BUY POETRY AT ALL TIMES Egg City Cash Store JOE MASON, Proprietor. IONE : : : OREGON ocreens for (he wndows and doors rnaAe fe worth vnq DON'T PUT UP A RUSTY, WORN-OUT OLD SCREEN. IT WON'T KEEP THE FLIES, MOSQUI TOES AND INSECTS OUT, BUT WILL MAKE IT HARDER FOR YOU TO "DRIVE" THEM OUT. BUY OUR NEW SCREENS AND SCREEN WIRE. THIS WILL MAKE HOME LOOK PRETTY. THEN YOU CAN BE SAFE FROM THESE LITTLE DISEASE-BEARING PESTS-AND BE COMFORTABLE ALL SUMMER. VAUGHN & SONS ;;i'Ti:,'::T:':,'iii.-;i'.ii',TJs''.iiii! ''i" ; 'iiir1 , ' 'iiiaLssajsaf" '' '" "' " " "" IS! ' ' i 1. 1., i, Stallion Owners Attention! We have a limited number of Stallion and Jack Rec ord books for sale. These books give a complete record of every service made during the season. Price 75c We are also prepared to handle your advertising at very reasonable prices. The Gazette-Times Printery MAIN 432 AN OREGON PRODUCT Manufactured for the Whirlwind Remedy Co. Elgin, Oregon. The Whirlwind Kidney and Rheumatic Remedy HENRY HOWARD :-: Local Agent AT THE HORN PASTIME (We've got (hem immmmm liS! iiiiliiili il! iilife Siiill HEPPNER , n I'm t- " t I til' it I