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THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE.. THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1916
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lUOIT.SS10XAL COLUMN
Dr. H. T. ALLISON
riijsician & Surgeon
Office in Gunn Building.
HEPPNER, OREGON
Dr. N. E. WINNARD
Physician A Surgeon
Office in Fair Building
HEPPNER - - OREGON
Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN
DENTIST
Offices over the
New Postotf ice.
HEPPNER, OREGON
A. D. McMURDO, M. D.
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Patterson Drug Store
HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON
C. DABNEY, M. D.
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Odd Fellows building.
Phone 562
Heppner, Oregon.
Dr. R. J. VAUGHN
DENTIST
Permanently located in the Odd
Fellows building, Rooms 4 and 5.
HEPPNER, OREGON
WOODSON & SWEEK
ATTORXEYS-AT-LAW
Office In Palace Hotel,
.Heppner, Oregon
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATTORNEr-AT-LAW
Offce on west end of May Street
HEPPNER, OREGON
S. E. NOTSON
ATTORNEr-AT-LAW
Office in Court House, Heppner.
P. H. ROBINSON
LAWYER
IONE :-:
OREGON
CLYDE and DICK WELLS
SHAVING PARLORS
Three doors south of PoBtoffice.
Shaving 25c Haircutting 35c
Bathroom in connection.
PATTERSON & ELDER
2 Doors North Palace Hotel.
TOXSORAL ARTISTS
FINE BATHS SHAVING 25o
J. H. BODE
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER
OREGON
"Tailoring That Satisfies"
LOUIS PEARSON
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
W. L. SMITH ESTATE
ABSTRACT OFFICE
M. A. LOEHR,
Abstractor.
Also
FARM LOANS
The Federated Church.
The regular service at the Feder
ated church are as follows:
Preaching every Sunday, 11 a. m.
and 7:30 p. m.
Federated Sunday School every
Sunday 9:45 a. m.
Federated Young feople's Meeting
every Sunday 6:30 p. m.
Federated Missionary Society the
last Tuesday in each month.
Prayer meeting every Thursday at
7:30 p. m.
Federated Ladies Aid meets the
2nd Tuesday in every month, 2:30
p. m.
A hearty welcome is extended to
W. B. SMITH, Pastor.
Parsonage next door to the church.
The Southern Pacific Company has
just Issued an interesting book on
the "Oregon Walnut" in order to
encourage the development of this
industry. Complete informaton on
growing, care, etc., is given.
HEVliS H0TE5 FBOH OUR
Nnonnis
j J. Alton Yeager of Pilot Rock, at
present district sealer of weights and
, measures, has announced his candi
dacy for the republican nomination
, for assessor of Umatilla county.
The salary of the Pendleton post
master has been increased from
$2700 a year to $2S00, owing to an
increase in postal receipts during the
past year.
The Gilliam County Good Roads
Association has been formed with E.
IC. Maddock, of Arlington, president;
H. W. Lang, Arlington, secretary, A.
1 Wheelhouse, Arlington, M. Fitzmaur-
jice, Condon, W. J. Mariner, Blalock,
F. W. White, Willows and Mrs. Belle
Keyes of Mayville, vice presidents.
It has been decided to ask all auto
mobile owners of the county to con
tribute one dollar toward defraying
the expenses of the club.
The Comedy and Minstrel Show
given at Louy's Hall last Saturday
evening, by the Yeoman Lodge of
lone, was one of the best that has
come this way for some time. The
house was filled with an appreciative
audience and all went away loud in
their praise of the talent shown by
the young folks. Arlington Inde
pendent. Enterprise has a market day. From
the Enterprise Record-Chieftan is
taken the following: All indications
point to a large sale and a great
crowd in town Saturday, which will
be the first Market Day of the sea
son. Much stock and a variety of im
plements, household goods and other
articles will be offered.
Frank B. Hayes, superintendent of
the Pendleton Water department and
Richard M. Mayberry, bookkeeper in
the American National Bank of Pen
dleton, received serious injuries re
cently when a Ford runabout in
which they were riding turned over
on a steep grade near Milton. Hayes
received two broken ribs and May
berry's nose was broken.
A queer prize fight bet was pulled
off here this week. Mose Coyle, the
barber, bet that Moran would win
and Bob Wright bet him that Willard
would come out first best. The loser
was to roll a peanut the entire length
of Main street witlj his nose. The
mud being a little deep for such sport
a compromise was made by which
Mose wheeled Bob to the moving pic
ture show every night this week in
a wheel barrow. Joseph Herald.
R. F. Wiglesworth was in Wednes
day from his Little Butter creek
ranch. He reports lambing to be
about through, and the results are
iair, notwithstanding the bad weath
er. Mr. Wiglesworth and sons have
about 9000 sheep this season. Echo
News.
L. K. Harlan was in Echo Wed
nesday morning enroute to Baker.
He said it is not definitely settled
that Mr. Knappeuberg will remain in
the contest with Stanfield for joint
representative. Echo News.
Frank Metsclian will return t)
Grant county during the next fev.
days. He has been engaged in the
hotel business at Grants Pass. He
will be associated with L. Wolden
berg here in the stage business.
Canyon City Blue Mountain Eagle.
THE REST FROM JUDGE
Some Salesman!
"I can see at a glance, Madam,"
said he, "that you would not be in
terested in the preparation I am sell
ing, except possibly as a gift to some
of your neighbors."
"What are you selling," she in
quired, with interest.
"A facial beauty preparation, Ma
dam," he replied.
till
Why She Went.
"I just saw your wife going into
old Dr. Soakum's office as I came
around the corner," remarked Spig
well Atkins, to his old friend Jona
than Jimson, "anyone sick in the
family?"
Jimson, who always appeared tired,
looked unusually so, as he made an
swer. "Well, no, there Isn't anyone really
sick, but my wife said she was going
to see the doctor for wltat ails her,
and I expect old Soakum will render
me a bill for about ten bucks for the
valuable advice he gives her."
"What's wrong?"
"Well, in the morning my wife
drinks three cups of strong coffee,
and repeats the operation at dinner
time, not forgetting her pot of tea
for lunch. She's very found of eating
between meals and usually consumes
about a pound of candy or half a cake
during the day, just for exercise while
she reads the latest novel or goes
through the fashion magazines.
"Three nights a week she plays
bridge whist until twelve o'clock, and
never misses anything on the menu
aarvaA at tha Ortao urfcothar iha on.
jtertainment is given at our home or
BIG TOURIST TRAVEL
EXPECTED THIS YEAR
Portland, April 5, (Special)
Oregon, Washington and the cities
uf the Northwest in general should
experience heavy tourist travel the
coming summer. With Europe
closed to the traveler and countless
opportunities offered for sightseeing
in the Pacitlc Northwest, efforts are
being made to attract the attention
of those who will soon be deciding
where to spend the 1916 vacation
period.
Thousands of newspaper articles
will appear in publications over the
United States and Canada this year,
This material has been supplied to
the big news services of the coun
try, and to more than 150 publica
tions direct by the publicity depart
ment of the Rose Festival. The ar
ticles have not only featured the fes
tival but have exploited the scenic
wonders of the Northwest in general
The transportation department of
the Tenth Annual Festival announces
that sale dates from territory in the
Northwest, bounded by Roseburg
Oregon; Centralia, Washington;
Rainier, Oregon and The Dalles, Ore
gon and Grand Dalles, Washington,
will be June 4th to June 9th, inclu
sive, with a final return limit of June
12th.
From territory south of Roseburg
North of Centralia and east of The
Dalles and Grand Dalles as far as
Idaho-Montana State line the sales
dates will be from June 4th to 8th
inclusive, with a final return limit of
June 17th. While there will be no
special fares from Eastern territory,
summer excursion fares from points
in Minnesota, the Dakotas, Kansas
Nebraska, Colorada and points east
of these States will go into effect
May 1st with a final return limit of
October 31st.
The annual Rose Festival at Port
land comes June 7th, 8th and 9th.
Opening day will feature the nation
al dedication of the Columbia River
Highway and invitations have been
sent to governors of all states,
crowned heads of Europe, President
Wilson and Cabinet and men and
women prominent in the affairs of
the nation to be present when the
roadway through the gorge of the
Columbia is dedicated to the toruist
travel of the world.
at a neighbor's." :
"Yes, but what has she gone to
the doctor for?"
"She wants to find out why she
can't sleep nights."
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The TroUey.
"Doesn't a motor-man get a shock
now and then?"
"Oh, no. You see, he's always a
non-conductor."
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The Awful Part.
"War is terrible!"
"That's a fact!" replied the pro
prietor of the Tote Fair Store at Pe
tunia. "Why, dad-burn it, the strate
gists have whittled up and ett up as
many of my dry goods boxes and
sody crackers since the war began as
they would have done in twenty years
of checker ..playing."
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A Wonderful Article.
The soap agent had exhausted his
stock of adjectives in praise of the
brand he represented; still the house
wife was undecided.
"Why, madam," said he, with finn"
entreaty, "with this soap It it is no:
necessary to take a bath more than
jnce a year!"
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Overcharged.
Kid Why docs the cannon kick,
papa?"
Papa I guess they charged it toe
much, sonny. Siren.
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Reasons.
The stingiest man in the wor!i;
sued for divorce because his wife wa
wasteful and extravagant.
"Will you give the court some spe
cific instances?" asked the lawyer.
"Well, one days she goes and buyt
three toothbrushes, one for hersei!
and one for each of the kids. And
the worst of it was, we already had
one good one." Gargoyle.
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Preparedness.
Mr. Tompkins was obliged to stop
over-night at a small country hotel.
He was shown to his room by the one
boy the place afforded, a colored lad.
"I am glad there's a rope here in
case of fire," commented Mr. Tomp
kins, as he surveyed the room, "but
what's the idea of putting a Bible in
the room in such a prominent place?"
"Dat am intended foh use, sah,"
replied the boy, "in case de fire am
too far advanced foh yo' to make yo'
escape, sah." Harpers' Magazine.
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Correct.
"What is the plural of man,
Johnny?" asked a teacher of a small
pupil.
"Men," answered Johnny.
"Correct," said the teacher. "And
what is tke plural of child?"
"Twins," was the unexpected reply.
New York Globe.
Bert Johnson, administrator for
the Woolery estate, was in Heppner
Tuesday from lone attending to mat
ters of business.
POLITICAL COLUMN
PAID ADVERTISING
FOR COUNTY TREASURER.
I wish to announce to the Demo
i cratic voters of Morrow county that
1 1 will seek the nomination for the of
! flee of County Treasurer at the com
i ing primary election to be held in
May, 1916.
j HANSON HUGHES.
FOR COUNTY CLERK.
TO THE REPUBLICAN VOTERS
OF MORROW COUNTY: I hereby
announce that I will be a candidate
for the office of County Clerk at the
primaries to be held May 19th, 1916.
Respectfully,
J. A. WATERS.
(Present incumbent.)
FOR SHERIFF.
I announce myself a candidate for
the office of Sheriff, subject to the
will of the Republican voters, at the
Primary Election to be held May
19th, 1916.
GEO. McDUFFEE.
FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY.
I hereby announce that I will be a
candidate, at the ensuing primary
election, for the Republican nomina
tion for the office of District Attor
ney of Morrow Countv.
S. E. NOTSON. '
FOR CORONER.
To the Republican voters of Mor
row County: I hereby announce my
candidacy for the office of Coroner
for Morrow County, subject to your
will at the primaries, May 19, 1910.
Very respectfully,
M. L. CASE.
FOR COUNTY CLERK.
I hereby announce that I will be a
candidate for the office of County
Clerk, subject to the will of the Re
publican voters, at the primary elec
tion, to be held May 19th, 1916.
H. F. TASH.
FOR COUNTY SCHOOL SUPERIN
TENDENT. I hereby announce myself a candi
date for the office of county school
superintendent subject to the will of
the Republican voters of Morrow
county at the primaries on Ma-' iO,
1916.- Very respectfully,
LENA SNELL SHURTE.
FOR COUNTY SCHOOL SUPERIN
TENDENT. to the Republican Voters of Mor
row County: I wish to announce
.hat I will seek the nomination for
the office of County School Superin
tendent at the primary election on
May 19, 1916.
HERBERT W. COPELAND.
Livery & Feed
Stables
WaLIS STEWART, Proprietor.
First Class Livery Rigs
kept constantly on hand. and
can be furnished on short no
tice to parties desiring to drivt
into the interior. First chist-
Hacks and Buggies
Call around and see us.
We cater to the
Commercial Travel
ers and Camping
Parties
and can furnish rigs and driv
er on short notice.
HEPPNER - - OREGON
When
you
need
two-vision
ltnses be
sure to get
KRYPTW
LENSES f Y
(Worn by over 250.000 people)
For In all other two-vision lenses
there is aline or seam between
the near and far vision portions
that makes the 'wearer look less
than his best, and unmistakably
brands him or ncr will) a sign
of age.
Kryptoks arc doiimevision lonsci
that looKcxuciiy UBcn'guiarone
viftion lenses because there are
nolincsorseamsin ttaem.
Dr. Winnard can supply
these lenses
Satisfaction guaranteed or
money refunded.
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for your
Rough and Dressed Lumber,
Wood and Posts
At the Mill or delivered
T
FOUND GUILTY!
of competing with the mail
order houses, such as Jones
Cash Store, Rice & Phelan
Send me your orders, or write me in
regard to same
I BUY POETRY AT ALL TIMES
Egg City Cash Store
JOE MASON, Proprietor.
IONE : : : OREGON
ocreens for (he wndows
and doors rnaAe fe
worth vnq
DON'T PUT UP A RUSTY, WORN-OUT OLD
SCREEN. IT WON'T KEEP THE FLIES, MOSQUI
TOES AND INSECTS OUT, BUT WILL MAKE IT
HARDER FOR YOU TO "DRIVE" THEM OUT.
BUY OUR NEW SCREENS AND SCREEN WIRE.
THIS WILL MAKE HOME LOOK PRETTY. THEN
YOU CAN BE SAFE FROM THESE LITTLE DISEASE-BEARING
PESTS-AND BE COMFORTABLE
ALL SUMMER.
VAUGHN & SONS
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Stallion Owners Attention!
We have a limited number of Stallion and Jack Rec
ord books for sale. These books give a complete
record of every service made during the season.
Price 75c
We are also prepared to handle your advertising at
very reasonable prices.
The Gazette-Times Printery
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