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tack rorn THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPrXER, ORE., THURSDAY, MAR. 16, 1916 1'iIOl LSSIOX AL COLUMN Dr. II. T. ALLISON Physician Surgeon Office In Gunn Building. HEPFXER. OREGON Dr. N. E. WINNARD rhysiclan & Surgeon Office in Fair Building HEPFNER - - OREGON Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN DENTIST Offices over the New Postoffice. HEPPXER, OREGON A. D. McMURDO, M. D. Physician & Surgeon Office in Tatterson Drug Store HEPPXER :-: :-: OREGON C. DABNEY, M. D. Physician & Surgeon Office in Odd Fellows building. Phone 502 Heppner, Oregon. Dr. R. J. VAUGHN DEXTIST Permanently "located in the Odd Fellowa building, Rooms 4 and 5. HEPPNER, OREGON WOODSON & SWEEK ATTORXEYS-AT-LAW Office in Palace Hotel, Heppner, Oregon SAM E. VAN VACTOR ATTORXEl'-AT-LAW Offce on west end of May Street HEPPNER, OREGON NOTSON ATTORXEY-AT-LAW Office in Court House, Heppner. F. II. ROBINSON LAWYER IOXE :-: -: OREGON CLYDE and DICK WELLS SHAVING PARLORS Three doors south of Postoffice. Shaving 25c Haircutting 35c Bathroom in connection. PATTERSON & ELDER 2 Doors North Palace Hotel. TOXSORAL ARTISTS FINE BATHS SHAVING 25c J. H. BODE MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER OREGON "Tailoring That Sutisflcs" LOUIS PEARSON MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON W. L. SMITH ESTATE AESTRACT OFFICE M. A. LOHHR, Abstractor. Also FARM LOANS The Federated Church. The regular service at the Feder ated church are as follows: Preaching every Sunday, 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Federated Sunday School every Sunday 9:45 a. m. Federated Voung people's Meeting every Sunday 6:30 p. m. Federated Missionary Society the last Tuesday in eacn month. Prayer meeting every Thursday at 7:30 p. m. Federated Ladies Aid meets the 2nd Tuesday In every month, 2:30 p. m. 4 A hearty welcome Is extended to all. W. B. SMITH, Pastor. Parsonage next door to the church. uei your eord wood at the Louis Groshens place on Rhea creek for $3.60 or at the Hamilton ranch for 2.60. R. H. WEEKS. lliSIil PS OF GENERAL INTEREST I A creamery is planned for Stan ' field. i Roseburg will buy a chemical fire truck. i ! Medford now expects to get a beet sugar factory. Flans are being drawn for many Oregon bridges. Portland estimates population at present at 281,000. Plans are being drawn for a $100, 000 hotel at Gearheart. Milwaukee council votes to buy out local water company. Astoria is opening bids for much street improvement work. Brickettes may be manufactured from waste at Florence mills. Hillsboro creamery company en larges to manufacture butter. Baker Gold running $500 to the ton uncovered in Carroll B. mine. Portland Union stock yards are to have a new building, cost $150,- 000. A cold storage plant for handling deep sea fish is proposed for Coos Bay. The U. S. National bank plans to build a $250,000 structure at Port land. Baker Portland concern will op erate $15,000 gold dredge on Burnt river. Port of Umpqua Commission has voted $200,000 bonds to construct a jetty. Coos County commissioners plan $25,000 addition to the court house. Bend Lang & Co., of Portland buy site for wholesale grocery ware house. 25 out of 30 sawmills located on the Columbia and Willamette rivers are in operation. A carload o peppermint roots was shipped from surroundng country to Albany last week. A refining plant to handle Silica deposits, discovered near Oregon City, is to be built. Koseoiu-g Association formed to promote interest of fruit growers in co-operative cannery. Reports say that an electric line will be built from Salem to Bend via Mill City and Minto Pass. The S. P. Co. began electrification of West side line from Whiteson to Corvallis, to cost $800,000. North Eeud Oregon Wood Pro ducts Co. grows from 6 men to 23 men on payroll in a month. Oregon City Crown Willamette Paper Co. plans to build homes for those of its S50 employees who wish it. Eugene Ralston Steel Car Co., oi Ohio, lets contract to Booth-Kelly niiil for 9,000,000 ft. o lumber wiu. which to build -',000 freight cars t'o. the S. P. Co. Petitions are out for $700, 00t bund issue to construct 40 miles o hard surface road north and sor.ti through Lane county. Sawmills are active near Sandy. Marshfleld .u.uieay estate pay- Ill, 000 for Cuunille River fisher man's co-operative cannery. HE PORTLAND IffiE'i Portland, Ore., Wool buying oi. the sheep's back continues slow i:, the eastern counties. A few clir were taken this week in central Ore gon at about 20 to 21 cents for fin . The prices paid for the StanfieM cli; at Pendleton recently are confirmed at 22 cents for fine and 26 cents fiv coarse. The demand continues goii' in spite of the slump at London, bu growers are not in selling mood. Wheat traders complain that it is impossible to buy in the interior at correct rates. The large buyers are out of the market temporarily, but a lot of wheat, it is believed, will have to be bought this month to fill sales already made for eastern shipment, and if the farmers hold pat they may realize their asked prices. At the exchange today bids for March delivery were: Bluestem, 9S cents; club and fortyfold, 93 cents; red, 92 cents. Oats and barley are nominal. Flour and millfeed prices arc being steadily maintained. Another advance of 2 cents in the butter market occurred today as a conseijuence of strength in Califor nia. Eggs are holding steady with receipts cut down by cold weather. Poultry and dressed meat supplies are fair. Several large hop sales have been closed this week on the basis of 12 cents for prime grade. The buying is chiefly for export. Brevity, She wore a dress, I laughed at it For brevity's The soul of wit. Wisconsin Awk. Humps and Mumps. When Willie saw a camel He marveled at the humps, "It is," he said to Sam'l, "A funny place for mumps." till Still Some Oppose Capital Punish nient. aggsby That fellow reminds me of Atlantic City. Naggsby Why? Waggsby Because of his bored walk. liii The Wrong System The secret of saving money Is economy, don't you think!" I asked the sad-faced little man on crutches, adjacent to whose home I had just moved. We had been making our acquaintance through a common sub ject of interest. The little man sighed. "Perhaps," he said, rather sadly, "but one must always be careful in selecting those things on which it is best to econo mize." I waited attentively, knowing that he had something on his mind which he would feel better for telling. "My wife," he resumed,, "wouldn't let me sprinkle ashes on the path and steps at our home, for fear I would track some of it into the house and injure the carpets. "I slipped on the top step, broke my leg, and it cost me $346 for doc tor's bills, beside $425 thus far in loss of salary. This would have paid for new carpets in every room in the house and left enough for an extend ed vacation for my wife." And I thought from his tone of voice that the last idea appealed to him rather strongly. ill! None Missing. "Such a vicious temper! Where did the child ever get it from not from me, I'm sure," grumbled Mrs. Perkins. "No, my dear," replied Mr. Perkins sadly, "you certainly haven't lost any of yours." 8 5 8 5 Playing a Sure Thing. J Cynicus Those two men are both in love with her, and I'll wager the wrong fellow will get her. Sillicus Which one? Cynicus It doesn't matter which. J 9 i 9 Landing on a Lord. The Marquis of Aberdeen, now with his wife, Lady Aberdeen, in this country on a sociologic visit, was some twenty years ago Governor General of Canada and during his term of office one of his particular del- lights was to travel about the Do minion and the 1'nlted States incog nito to the limit. The Marquis loves to tell a joke on himself no less than on some other victim and he tells this one with much glee: During one of his trips he was on a Pullman somewhere in our North west when a raw westerner went at him for talk. Stranger in these parts?" asked the native for an opening. "Yes, rather." "Fine country this is, don't you think?" "Yes, rather." "Looking far anything?" "Well, perhaps." "Land, maybe?" "Perhaps." "How much money have you sot to pend?" "Oh, I can't say exactly, don't you now, but about iifty thousand dol lars a year." (This is the salary of the Governor General.) The westerner threw up liis handy n astonishment. "Good Lord man," he exclaimed, "if I had as much money as ynu'vr got and snored like you do, I'd hire a private car." i ! i I The Way With Some. "What do yo' think o' de new evan gelist, sail?" "Uh-well, sah," replied square headed Brother Rataree, "he's plumb ellerquint, and all dat, but 'stldder preachin' do Gospel he's trying to sell lots in de New Jerusalem and collect de money in advance." i S ! I Questions and Answers. A Cherryvale historian has gone back through the files and produced this story: A woman with a rapid-fire inter rogatory apparatus approached a news butcher on a Frisco train out of Cherryvale during the high water a few days ago and asked excitedly: "Say, when is the train due at the next stop? How is it running? How deep is the water on the track? How do you sell your bananas?" The vender of fruit and literature who was something of a poet, an swered : "Nine o'clock. On time. Knee deep. Three for a dime." Kansas City Star. A Rargain "How much vas dose collars? "Two for a quarter." "How much for vun?" "Fifteen cents." "Gift me de odder vun. Record. I I I I Prohibited. "Did you have quantum gufflclt at your dinner? "Dear me, no! We've got local option here." Baltimore American. POLITICAL COLUMN PAO ADVERTISING FOR COPXTY TRKASVRER. I wish to announce to the Demo cratic voters of Morrow county thai I will seek the nomination for the of fice of County Treasu ing primary election to be held in May, isle. HANSON HUGHES, FOR COUNTY CLERK. TO THE REPUBLICAN VOTERS OF MORROW COUNTY: I hereby announce that I will be a candidate for the office of County Clerk at the primaries to be held May 19th, 1916 Respectfully, J. A. WATERS. (Present Incumbent.) FOR SHERIFF. I announce mvself a rnnrilrinta tn me omce or Sheriff, subiect to th will of the Republican voters, at the miliary tiecuon to be held May GEO. McDUFFEK. FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY. I hereby announce that I will h n candidate, at the ensuine nrtniRTv election, for the Republican nomina tion ior me ouice of District Attor ney of Morrow County. S. E. NOTSON. FOR CORONER. To the Republican voters nf Mor row county: I hereby announce mv candidacy for the office of Coroner for Morrow County, subject to your win ai me primaries, May 19, 1915 very respecttullv, M. Oi. CASE. FOR COUNTY CLERK. I hereby announce that I will he andidate for the office of f!nnntv Clerk, subject to the will of tlm P. pumican voters, at the primary elec tion, to be held May 19th, 1916. H. P. TASH. FOR COUNTY SCHOOL SUPERIX- I EN DENT. t & A. R. REID for your Rough and Dressed Lumber, Wood and Posts At the Mill nr rUi'vpfwl f F01 D GUILTY I hereby announce mvself a A( date for the office of rnuntv orhnnl superintendent subject to the will of uie nepuoncan voters of Morrow ounty at the primaries on May 19, 916. Very resnpptfnllv LENA SNELL SHURTE. FOR COUNTY SCHOOL SITERIN TEXDKXT. To the Republican Voters of Mor row County: I wish to announce that I will seek the nomination fdr the office of County School Superin tendent at tne primary election on May 19, 131G. HERBERT W. COPELAND. When you ncod two-vision lenses bo sure to get KRYPTOK LENSES 1V C.V'oiu by owr250,Q(iO piuple) Forin ill othertwo-vision lenses there is a line or seam between the near and far vision portions that makes (he wearer look less than hi.? best, and unmistakably branch him or her with a sicn of age. A Kryptnks ore dotiMe-visloii lenses tn.it look exactly like rerular one vif ion lrnsns hi'euttse thorp ari. nolinc8orseausiD tlicm. of competing with the mail order houses, such as Jones Cash Store, Rice & Phelan Send me your orders, or write me in regard to same I BUY POULTRY AT ALL TIMES Egg City Cash Store JOE MASON, Proprietor. 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