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THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPrXER, ORE., THURSDAY, MAR. 16, 1916
1'iIOl LSSIOX AL COLUMN
Dr. II. T. ALLISON
Physician Surgeon
Office In Gunn Building.
HEPFXER. OREGON
Dr. N. E. WINNARD
rhysiclan & Surgeon
Office in Fair Building
HEPFNER - - OREGON
Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN
DENTIST
Offices over the
New Postoffice.
HEPPXER, OREGON
A. D. McMURDO, M. D.
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Tatterson Drug Store
HEPPXER :-: :-: OREGON
C. DABNEY, M. D.
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Odd Fellows building.
Phone 502
Heppner, Oregon.
Dr. R. J. VAUGHN
DEXTIST
Permanently "located in the Odd
Fellowa building, Rooms 4 and 5.
HEPPNER, OREGON
WOODSON & SWEEK
ATTORXEYS-AT-LAW
Office in Palace Hotel,
Heppner, Oregon
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATTORXEl'-AT-LAW
Offce on west end of May Street
HEPPNER, OREGON
NOTSON
ATTORXEY-AT-LAW
Office in Court House, Heppner.
F. II. ROBINSON
LAWYER
IOXE :-:
-: OREGON
CLYDE and DICK WELLS
SHAVING PARLORS
Three doors south of Postoffice.
Shaving 25c Haircutting 35c
Bathroom in connection.
PATTERSON & ELDER
2 Doors North Palace Hotel.
TOXSORAL ARTISTS
FINE BATHS
SHAVING 25c
J. H. BODE
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER
OREGON
"Tailoring That Sutisflcs"
LOUIS PEARSON
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
W. L. SMITH ESTATE
AESTRACT OFFICE
M. A. LOHHR,
Abstractor.
Also
FARM LOANS
The Federated Church.
The regular service at the Feder
ated church are as follows:
Preaching every Sunday, 11 a. m.
and 7:30 p. m.
Federated Sunday School every
Sunday 9:45 a. m.
Federated Voung people's Meeting
every Sunday 6:30 p. m.
Federated Missionary Society the
last Tuesday in eacn month.
Prayer meeting every Thursday at
7:30 p. m.
Federated Ladies Aid meets the
2nd Tuesday In every month, 2:30
p. m. 4
A hearty welcome Is extended to
all.
W. B. SMITH, Pastor.
Parsonage next door to the church.
uei your eord wood at the Louis
Groshens place on Rhea creek for
$3.60 or at the Hamilton ranch for
2.60. R. H. WEEKS.
lliSIil PS
OF GENERAL INTEREST
I A creamery is planned for Stan
' field.
i Roseburg will buy a chemical fire
truck.
i
! Medford now expects to get a beet
sugar factory.
Flans are being drawn for many
Oregon bridges.
Portland estimates population at
present at 281,000.
Plans are being drawn for a $100,
000 hotel at Gearheart.
Milwaukee council votes to buy
out local water company.
Astoria is opening bids for much
street improvement work.
Brickettes may be manufactured
from waste at Florence mills.
Hillsboro creamery company en
larges to manufacture butter.
Baker Gold running $500 to the
ton uncovered in Carroll B. mine.
Portland Union stock yards are
to have a new building, cost $150,-
000.
A cold storage plant for handling
deep sea fish is proposed for Coos
Bay.
The U. S. National bank plans to
build a $250,000 structure at Port
land.
Baker Portland concern will op
erate $15,000 gold dredge on Burnt
river.
Port of Umpqua Commission has
voted $200,000 bonds to construct a
jetty.
Coos County commissioners plan
$25,000 addition to the court
house.
Bend Lang & Co., of Portland
buy site for wholesale grocery ware
house.
25 out of 30 sawmills located on
the Columbia and Willamette rivers
are in operation.
A carload o peppermint roots was
shipped from surroundng country to
Albany last week.
A refining plant to handle Silica
deposits, discovered near Oregon
City, is to be built.
Koseoiu-g Association formed to
promote interest of fruit growers in
co-operative cannery.
Reports say that an electric line
will be built from Salem to Bend via
Mill City and Minto Pass.
The S. P. Co. began electrification
of West side line from Whiteson to
Corvallis, to cost $800,000.
North Eeud Oregon Wood Pro
ducts Co. grows from 6 men to 23
men on payroll in a month.
Oregon City Crown Willamette
Paper Co. plans to build homes for
those of its S50 employees who wish
it.
Eugene Ralston Steel Car Co., oi
Ohio, lets contract to Booth-Kelly
niiil for 9,000,000 ft. o lumber wiu.
which to build -',000 freight cars t'o.
the S. P. Co.
Petitions are out for $700, 00t
bund issue to construct 40 miles o
hard surface road north and sor.ti
through Lane county.
Sawmills are active near Sandy.
Marshfleld .u.uieay estate pay-
Ill, 000 for Cuunille River fisher
man's co-operative cannery.
HE PORTLAND IffiE'i
Portland, Ore., Wool buying oi.
the sheep's back continues slow i:,
the eastern counties. A few clir
were taken this week in central Ore
gon at about 20 to 21 cents for fin .
The prices paid for the StanfieM cli;
at Pendleton recently are confirmed
at 22 cents for fine and 26 cents fiv
coarse. The demand continues goii'
in spite of the slump at London, bu
growers are not in selling mood.
Wheat traders complain that it is
impossible to buy in the interior at
correct rates. The large buyers are
out of the market temporarily, but a
lot of wheat, it is believed, will have
to be bought this month to fill sales
already made for eastern shipment,
and if the farmers hold pat they may
realize their asked prices.
At the exchange today bids for
March delivery were: Bluestem, 9S
cents; club and fortyfold, 93 cents;
red, 92 cents. Oats and barley are
nominal. Flour and millfeed prices
arc being steadily maintained.
Another advance of 2 cents in the
butter market occurred today as a
conseijuence of strength in Califor
nia. Eggs are holding steady with
receipts cut down by cold weather.
Poultry and dressed meat supplies
are fair.
Several large hop sales have been
closed this week on the basis of 12
cents for prime grade. The buying
is chiefly for export.
Brevity,
She wore a dress,
I laughed at it
For brevity's
The soul of wit.
Wisconsin Awk.
Humps and Mumps.
When Willie saw a camel
He marveled at the humps,
"It is," he said to Sam'l,
"A funny place for mumps."
till
Still Some Oppose Capital Punish
nient.
aggsby That fellow reminds
me of Atlantic City.
Naggsby Why?
Waggsby Because of his bored
walk.
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The Wrong System
The secret of saving money Is
economy, don't you think!" I asked
the sad-faced little man on crutches,
adjacent to whose home I had just
moved. We had been making our
acquaintance through a common sub
ject of interest.
The little man sighed. "Perhaps,"
he said, rather sadly, "but one must
always be careful in selecting those
things on which it is best to econo
mize."
I waited attentively, knowing that
he had something on his mind which
he would feel better for telling.
"My wife," he resumed,, "wouldn't
let me sprinkle ashes on the path and
steps at our home, for fear I would
track some of it into the house and
injure the carpets.
"I slipped on the top step, broke
my leg, and it cost me $346 for doc
tor's bills, beside $425 thus far in
loss of salary. This would have paid
for new carpets in every room in the
house and left enough for an extend
ed vacation for my wife."
And I thought from his tone of
voice that the last idea appealed to
him rather strongly.
ill!
None Missing.
"Such a vicious temper! Where
did the child ever get it from not
from me, I'm sure," grumbled Mrs.
Perkins.
"No, my dear," replied Mr. Perkins
sadly, "you certainly haven't lost any
of yours."
8 5 8 5
Playing a Sure Thing. J
Cynicus Those two men are both
in love with her, and I'll wager the
wrong fellow will get her.
Sillicus Which one?
Cynicus It doesn't matter which.
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Landing on a Lord.
The Marquis of Aberdeen, now
with his wife, Lady Aberdeen, in this
country on a sociologic visit, was
some twenty years ago Governor
General of Canada and during his
term of office one of his particular del-
lights was to travel about the Do
minion and the 1'nlted States incog
nito to the limit. The Marquis loves
to tell a joke on himself no less than
on some other victim and he tells this
one with much glee:
During one of his trips he was on a
Pullman somewhere in our North
west when a raw westerner went at
him for talk.
Stranger in these parts?" asked
the native for an opening.
"Yes, rather."
"Fine country this is, don't you
think?"
"Yes, rather."
"Looking far anything?"
"Well, perhaps."
"Land, maybe?"
"Perhaps."
"How much money have you sot to
pend?"
"Oh, I can't say exactly, don't you
now, but about iifty thousand dol
lars a year." (This is the salary of
the Governor General.)
The westerner threw up liis handy
n astonishment.
"Good Lord man," he exclaimed,
"if I had as much money as ynu'vr
got and snored like you do, I'd hire a
private car."
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The Way With Some.
"What do yo' think o' de new evan
gelist, sail?"
"Uh-well, sah," replied square
headed Brother Rataree, "he's plumb
ellerquint, and all dat, but 'stldder
preachin' do Gospel he's trying to sell
lots in de New Jerusalem and collect
de money in advance."
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Questions and Answers.
A Cherryvale historian has gone
back through the files and produced
this story:
A woman with a rapid-fire inter
rogatory apparatus approached a
news butcher on a Frisco train out of
Cherryvale during the high water a
few days ago and asked excitedly:
"Say, when is the train due at the
next stop? How is it running? How
deep is the water on the track? How
do you sell your bananas?"
The vender of fruit and literature
who was something of a poet, an
swered :
"Nine o'clock. On time. Knee
deep. Three for a dime." Kansas
City Star.
A Rargain
"How much vas dose collars?
"Two for a quarter."
"How much for vun?"
"Fifteen cents."
"Gift me de odder vun.
Record.
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Prohibited.
"Did you have quantum gufflclt at
your dinner?
"Dear me, no! We've got local
option here." Baltimore American.
POLITICAL COLUMN
PAO ADVERTISING
FOR COPXTY TRKASVRER.
I wish to announce to the Demo
cratic voters of Morrow county thai
I will seek the nomination for the of
fice of County Treasu
ing primary election to be held in
May, isle.
HANSON HUGHES,
FOR COUNTY CLERK.
TO THE REPUBLICAN VOTERS
OF MORROW COUNTY: I hereby
announce that I will be a candidate
for the office of County Clerk at the
primaries to be held May 19th, 1916
Respectfully,
J. A. WATERS.
(Present Incumbent.)
FOR SHERIFF.
I announce mvself a rnnrilrinta tn
me omce or Sheriff, subiect to th
will of the Republican voters, at the
miliary tiecuon to be held May
GEO. McDUFFEK.
FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY.
I hereby announce that I will h n
candidate, at the ensuine nrtniRTv
election, for the Republican nomina
tion ior me ouice of District Attor
ney of Morrow County.
S. E. NOTSON.
FOR CORONER.
To the Republican voters nf Mor
row county: I hereby announce mv
candidacy for the office of Coroner
for Morrow County, subject to your
win ai me primaries, May 19, 1915
very respecttullv,
M. Oi. CASE.
FOR COUNTY CLERK.
I hereby announce that I will he
andidate for the office of f!nnntv
Clerk, subject to the will of tlm P.
pumican voters, at the primary elec
tion, to be held May 19th, 1916.
H. P. TASH.
FOR COUNTY SCHOOL SUPERIX-
I EN DENT.
t
& A. R. REID
for your
Rough and Dressed Lumber,
Wood and Posts
At the Mill nr rUi'vpfwl
f
F01
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I hereby announce mvself a A(
date for the office of rnuntv orhnnl
superintendent subject to the will of
uie nepuoncan voters of Morrow
ounty at the primaries on May 19,
916. Very resnpptfnllv
LENA SNELL SHURTE.
FOR COUNTY SCHOOL SITERIN
TEXDKXT.
To the Republican Voters of Mor
row County: I wish to announce
that I will seek the nomination fdr
the office of County School Superin
tendent at tne primary election on
May 19, 131G.
HERBERT W. COPELAND.
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WILLIS STEWART, Proprietor.
First Class Livery Rigs
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