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THE GAZETTE-TIMES. HEPPNER. ORE., THURSDAY. FEB. 3, 1916 PAGE FIVE The Funnybone r IWILLG1VE S1009 lflFAlLtoCt!REiCARxTl!!'iORnrtit before it POiSONS in, tUais u rttjtfts ti BONE WittoatRaileorPan No PAY Until CURED WRITTIN CUARXMTFX No X Kuy or oilier wlmlle. Ail Island, pltiut makes theturc Any TUMOR. LUMP or SORE on the lii. face or body long Is CANCER; it never puinsuntillaKtstae: 120-PAGE BOOK K'nt IRKE. lO.OoO testi. monials. driu li an Ai9 UlBPta WCISAHTS BREAST if P (I U J C 13 maaiways poisons rteepamv Vrt"lV.JI pit gum. One oinuu uitvi-ry7div2a 1 pit glutuls and KIUS QUICKLY Onu voiuau iuvtry7uiesoI cancer U.S. rt-purt We refuse many who unit too long & must die Poor cured at half ptire if cancer in yet smell Or. & Mrs. Dr. tMW & CO. MFKa "Strictly RsUshle, Greatest Cancer Specialist llvlnz" 4343 & 4it Vfhicia 2L, San rrancisco, Cal KINDLY Ma 'I. THIS tl WKm tit CANCER When you need two-vision lenses be sure to get KRYPTOK x" LENSES AV (Worn liy over 250.000 people) Forin allothcrtwo-vision lenses there is a line or scam between the near and far vision portions that makes the wearer look less than his best, and unmistakably brands him or her with a sign of age. Kryptoks are double-vision lenses that lockexaclly likeri'L-ular one- vision lenses because there arc no lines or seams in Ibcm. WEEK'S NEWS. Local And Personal Happen ings of Heppner And Vicinity. FOR HALF 3000 Posts (In town) 10c each. PHELPS GROCERY CO. A. E. Bates of Hardman was in the city last Friday. . C. A. Hinton of Lena, paid Hepp ner a visit Saturday. S. E. Notson made a business trip to Lexington Tuesday. Robert Allstott of Eight Mile spent Wednesday in this city. Mrs. Emmet Cochran, of Monu ment, is spending the week in this city. in the city from Black Dr. Winnard can supply these lenses Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. RE PREPARED LAR MECHANICS feOPU AWGAZINB 300 ARTICLES-300 lUUSTBATIOHa Ittfp Informed of the World's Protrress in Engineering, Mechanics and Invention. For Father and Son and All the Family. It appeals to all classes Ulci ano loung Men ana women homes throuRhout tin world. Our tnreiim Comftponilents are constantly on the watch lor tilings new ud interesting and it is Written So You Can Understand It 'he Shop NotM Department ("U rnaes) contains 'nu'tliiul Hints forHhop Wort mid en ways lor Uu i ... An ' h!n imiin.! Din Hnmn. Unutaur Mrnlc (17 l'liensl for the Boys i and lllrlswho lisetouiHSiiiinK.ieiiBnuwwiiBw" less awl Tolearsim uillliiH. j-.nginea, itouiis uim h I 1-.. 1 1 Vi.-nltn... .In fntlllll. ill Ltnu'tl'nns for the Mechanic, (Juniper and KlMrtiinan I SO PER YEAR SINGLE COPIES, 13c w mi. rr mmr w ntn m. m. f- Sample copy will b. S.nt on request. POPULAR MECHANICS MAGAZINE No. ssicnig.n nv.nu.. REDFRONT Livery & Feed Stables WUXIS STEWART, Proprietor. First Class Livery Rigs kept constantly on hand and can be furnished on short no tice to parties desiring to drive into the interior. First class Hacks and Buggies Call arouad and see us. We cater to the Commercial Travel ers and Camping Parties and can furnish rigs and driv er on short notice. HEPPNER - - - OREGON I ft no more necessary TwDLinlll thanSmallpox. Army I I F nil III experience has demonstrated I I' 1 1 w the almost miraculous effi cacv. and harmlesiness, of Antityphoid Vaccination. Bo vaccinated NOW by your physician, you and your family. It Is more vital than house Insurance. Tsk your physician, druggist, or send for "Have Touhad Typhohlr" telling of Typhoid Vaccine, Suit! I fro" use, and danger from Typhoid Curlers. tup CUTTER LA50RAT0BY, BERKELEY, CAL Immal cci. "" ' Omar Luttrell was Tuesday on business, Horse. Jas. Furlong:, of Hardman, made this city a visit Monday, returning home Tuesday. A son was born to Mr. and Mrs. Fay Pettijohn in this city on Monday, January 31, 1916. N Mrs. William Driscoll, who has been threatened with pneumonia, is reported improving at this time. Mr. and .Mrs. Frank Turner and children are visiting in the city this week as guests at the home of W. G. McCarty. Jack Hynd, prominent Cecil sheep man and member of the Morrow County Fair Board, spent Friday in this city on business. Natt Webb, Jr., of Walla Walla, is in Heppner on business and visit ing at the farm home of his brother, Paul, south of this city. Henry Coats moved his family out to the Eight Mile ranch today. Mrs. Coats, who has been very ill, is great ly improved at this time. Oscar Keithley, Eight Mile farmer, took out a load of supplies from this city Tuesday, making the trip through the snow storm by sleigh. Dr. Cecil Dabney of this city is re ported to have passed a high mark in the examinations before the State Board of Medical Examiners held last month. F. C. Alten passed through Hepp ner the first of the week on his way to Portland from Grant county, where he recently purchased a stock ranch from N. S. Whetstone. I Ralph Burnslde and Fred Ash Jbaugh, farmers of the Hardman sec tion Draved the sioriu mm umue Heppner a visit on Wednesday. They returned home this morning. H. S. Ewing, well known farmer and stockman of Cecil, was a busi ness visitor in Hammer the first of the week. Mr. Ewlug reports he has considerable hay for sale at his farm. H. S. Neel has moved some of his cattle from the Lonerock country down to the Graham place on the John Day, where he has purchased a large amount of feed Condon Tmes. Mrs. LlUIe Cohen has moved into the Bush street home recently pur chased of Dr. C. W. Lassen, while Dr. Lassen and family have moved to property they own in Riverside. Pendleton E. O. Mrs. C. W. Shurte, teacher in the sixth grade, has been confined to her home this week on account of ill ness. Miss Muriel McCarty of the high school has charge of the pupils during her absence. Rev. T. S. Handsaker returned home Tuesday evening from Baker where he has been holding a success ful revival meeting for several weeks. Mrs. Handsaker and son Jean accom panied Mr. Handsaker home. We would call your attention to the advertisement of The Horn Pas time in this issue of The Gazette Times. Mr. Groshen has opened up a nice confectionery and makes a bid for a share of your patronage. Rev. A. Mackensie Meldrum of the Spokane University filled the pulpit at the Christian church in this city last Sunday, both morning and eve ning. Rev. Meldrum Is an able speaker and a man who has traveled much over both the old world and the new. Horace Addis, field editor of the Rural Spirit, a leading stock journal of the Northwest, with office in Port land, spent Tuesday in Heppner in the interest of his paper. Mr. Addis is on a trip which will take him through Umatilla, Union, Wallowa and Baker counties, before returning home. The greatest religious meeting ev er held on the Pacific coast will con vene at Portland February 13, and remain in session four days. It is known as the Laymen's Missionary convention, is non-sectarian in char acter and will be attended by the male members of every church in the state of Oregon, southwestern Wash ington and up the Columbia river as far as Pasco. The meeting is to be addressed by some of the best known religious sneakers of the world; men who are foremost among the brillant orators of the evangelical churches of the world, and the convention will repay a trip to Portland to hear them. Meetings will be held morn ings, afternoons and evenings. .No collections will be taken up, and no subscrrotions asked. Special rail road rates on all roads. Simplicity. Tit-Bits: At a British recruiting meeting recently the speaker, having got his audience in a high state of enthusiasm by telling them of the many brave deeds performed by our soldiers in France, suddenly espied a big, strongly built man in the back of the hall. "My man," he cried, "how is it you are not at the front?" ( "Oh, it's all right," replied the burly yokel; "I can hear every word you say from here." till l)o You? "Willie," said the teacher of the juvenile class, "what is the term etc.' used for?" "It is used to make people believe that we know a lot more than we really do," replied the bright young ster. Chicago News. I I I I A traveler who believed himself to be sole survivor of a shipwreck upon a cannibal isle hid for three days in terror of his life. Driven out by hun ger, he discovered a thin whlsp of smoke rising from a clump of bushes inland. Crawling carefully along the eround to study the type of savages before making his presence known he overheard one of the group say, "Whv in did you play that card?" Y He dropped on his knees and de voutly raising his hands cried, "Thank God, they are Christians. ! i i I No Respect for a Lawyer. An English journal tells of an ac tion brougut against a farmer ior having called another a "rascally lawyer." An old husbandman, being . I.J 3. 1. 1,,1 a Witness, aa ttaneu u lie ucaiu defendant call the plaintiff a lawyer "I did," was the reply. "Pray," said the judge, "what is vnur oDinion of the import of the word?" "There can be no doubt about that,' replied the fellow. "Why, good man," said the Judge, "there is no dishonor in the name, is there?" "I know nothing about that," an swered he, "but this I know if a man called me a lawyer I'd knock him down." "Why, sir,' said the judge, pointing to one of the counsel, "that gentle man is a lawyer, and I, too, am a lawyer." "No, no," replied the fellow; "no, my lord. You are a judge, I know, but I'm sure you are no lawyer." New York Sun. ' IMS A small speciar constable when on top of a tram-car was requested by the conductor to come down to deal with a man who was inclined to be abusive. Reluctantly, the special constable complied with the request, but found himself confronted by a huge navvy about 6 feet 6 inches high and 4 feet broad. "There he is," said the conductor; "he won't pay his fare." The small special constable reflected, and then remarked sadly: "Well, I suppose I must pay it for him." Tit-Bits. I I I I . Proof. "Herbert, you weren't listening to what I said." "Er what makes you think that, darling?" "I asked you if you could let me have a hundred dollars and you smil ed and said, 'Yes, dearest.' " Life. SMI For His Wife's Sake. "Well what do you want?" said the master of the house, sternly, to Dreary Samuel, the'tattered tramp, as he stood outside the door shiver ing with the most accomplished art. "I am looking for work," replied he of the unemployed brigade. "Ain't you got no scrubbin' or washin' or cleanin' or nothln' that an honest boy could do?" This earnest appeal for work made the householder think that he had misjudged a real, honest, British la borer out of w&rk. Ah," he said, "now you speak like a man. l iiko to near or any one win ing to make an effort. I never thought you wanted work of that kind." No more I do," whined Samuel, shuddering at the bare idea. "It's work for my wife that I'm looking for."Tit-Bits. S 9 S 9 Among the ancestors of Wendell Phillips were several Puritan clergy men. Perhaps it was a push of heredity which made him at five years of age a preacher. His congregation was composed of circles of chairs arranged in his fath er's parlor, while a taller chair, with a Biblfe on it, served him for a pulpit. He would harangue these wooden au ditors by the hour. "Wendell," his father said to him one day, "don't you get tired of this?" "No, papa," wittily replied the boy preacher, "I don't get tired, but it is rather hard on the chairs." 1 V Y V f A. t t ? ? t ? T T t f t X ? t t f J t t t ? t f SHOES SHOES! SHOES! I AT MINOR & COMPANY A GREAT many new shoes advanced in style have just been received by us. They are of the famous Brockton "Cooperative"iine, which has no equal for honest wear. A Shoe that is honest in every feature-Style, Workmanship and Service. With this new large range of styles we are very sure we can please everyone. We want you to look them over. In BLACKS we have Laces and But tons in Gun Metal, Glazed Kid, Patents. Laces and buttons in Light Tan, Win ter Tan, Kid. English styles in both black and tan. MINOR CO. 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