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PAGE FOUR THE GAZETTE-TIMES. HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY. JAN. 27, 1916 IStiedance NOUSTRIAL ITEMS LENA, OREGON February 11th, 1916 Fine imposed on anyone who comes dressed up. Good music and a fine time for all. SI Gardner plans to dock. build a public BASKET SUPPER Bqy a lew Shaving Outfit la m 1 . Ksm SHAVING YOURSELF WITH ONE OF OUR NEW RAZORS 18 A REAL PLEASURE. AND WHEN YOU rilSD HOW THEY HOLD THEIR EDGE YOU WILL SSE WHY WE HOLD OUR TRADE. IT IG THE "QUALITY" WE GIVE OUR CUSTOM ERS THAT BRINGS THEM BACK TO US. WE SHAVE OUR FKICE3 RIGHT DOWN LOW WHEN WE FIRST MARK OUR GOODS. VAUGHN & SONS 4. .J.4'.;.i...if ...ij.'..tt4,4,4ijt4.. INDEPENDENT GARAI KING & REDIFER AUTOMOBILE ACCESSORIES AND SUPPLIES Tires and Tubes Vulcanized. Batter ies Recharged. Electric Equipment. MAXWELL AGENCY and service station Curs For Hire at All Hours, Phones: Shop 573 Residence 552 Hepp ner Locild ob North Main Street Oregon I- A. R. RED for your Rough and Dressed Lumber, Wood and Posts At the Mill or delivered Albany is to have a chiropractic , sanatorium. Florence Porter mill has started on 10-hour day. Roseburg Brushy may be developed. Copper mine Albany has new department store with 40,000 stock. Astoria is soon to make solid fills on 9th & 10th streets. Lumber camps on the Columbia river continue to open. Lincoln county plans a new road around Pioneer mountain. Geo. W. Moore says that Bandon sawmill will soon operate. Estacada Horner Bros, expect to manufacture wooden silos. Ashland Hotel Oregon is to be made modern tourist hotel. Astoria plans to have an $85,000 clay manufacturing Industry. Astoria plans filling in Commer cial street at a cost of 139,000. A $625,000 beet sugar factory is to be built in or near Grants Pass. Portland Emerson Hardwood Co. will rebuild after $80,000 fire. Astoria is building a scenic high way to the summit of Coxcomb hill. The Board of Regents of U. of O. have voted $40,000 for a new build ing. Baker is disposing of $75,000 worth of additional water bonds for extensions. The Booth-Kelly Lumber Co. at Springfield is making extensive im provements. New lumber companies are filing articles of incorporation in Oregon almost daily. The St. Helens ship yard gets con tract to build five vessels, mostly lumber carriers. Coiiuille Valley Telephone Co. plans to sell to Coos and Curry Tele phone company. The La Grande sub-station of, the Eastern Oregon Light & Power: Co. was destroyed by fire. A crab station is being established at Astoria for shipment of crabs to arious parts of the United States. Wasco county has- awarded, 'the ontract for construction on Tysh grade and White River grade roads; cost $21,890. r Oregon rose petals are wanted in the east for manufacture of per fumes and sachets. War has cut off European supply. At. Narrows, Celilo Rapids, the Co umbia river is only 150 feet wide. This is the proposed site of the great est power plant in the U. S. The Southern Pacific can operate oil steamers in technical violation of Panama Canal act under decision, of Interstate Commerce Commission. Plans are on foot to get branch ine of railroad from Cushman to Florence and a double bridge aeross S'orth Fork suitable for teams and rains. Railway earnings for T?pembr show increase oi' 18.7 per eont over art year. Prosperous railroads are :.he surest indication of returning lod times. N. P. & G. N. Rys. may continue o operate the steamships Great Northern and Northern Pacific ce- spite the Panama Canal act as In- erstate Commerce Commission has held such operation was in interest of public. Commercial transcontinental tele phone service to New York City and intermediate cities has been inaug urated by the Pacific Telephone & Telegraph Company at Portland. An other step of industrial progress by a great Industry. Los Anglesc film makers have be come interested in the campaign to iocate some of them in Oregon. One company figuring has a payroll of from $20,000 to $25,000 a week. Too much regulation and legislation is forcing them out of California. THE BEST FROM JUDGE Yes, I was G'bye!"- TUB KAKKTTR-TIWE IS Ph I :P A 1! FD TO KILL ALL OF VOl'K NRKIJS IV TICK LIMB OK PHIVI'INU, AMI WMETHKK YOI'll NKKDM INCH l)B ONLY A CAHII JOB Oil AS KXTKNNIVH Al) VEHTIMI CATALOG, WK CAN HAMII K F.IIHf ll Oil MOTH I'OH YOlj IN A WAY THAT IS MJHK TO HK N ATINKAC'TOH Y. OUR WF.LL KM. TAIILIftHKD REFUTATION AS I'ltODCCEh OK "FHIT 1i THAT ( ATISFIKH HAS IIKEN OHTAINK1) O.N'LY THHOl.H THE HIGH MTAMIAHD OK RXCKM.U.VCl-J VM MAINTAIN IN OIK JUII PRINTING DEPARTMENT. A Mere incident. "Oh! We understand that you had an exciting adventure night before last?" tentatively remarked the able editor of the Polkville (Ark.) Week ly Clarion. "Nope!" nonchalantly replied Mr. Gap Johnson, from out on Rumpus Ridge. "Not me! You must be thinking of some other Johnson. That was the night that a bunch of seven or eight fellers, that had been noratin' around that they was going to shoot me at sight for a little suth- in' or nutlier, called me to the door and all took a shot at me. I dropped to the floor, crawled over and got my shotgun, crope out the back way, slid around the corner of the house, and sorter sifted both barrels of buckshot round amongst 'em impar tially. They all went away then, ex cept three of four and I went to bed. That was all that happened that night, as fur as I recollect." The IK'ferrcJ Answer. At the rate of 100 yards in 18 sec onds Jobson was running for a train. The reason he wasn't running faster was, that was as fast as he could run. Or, as the children say, all the faster that he could run. Blogsou, on the sidewalk, was making no speed at all. The reason was he was standing still. He wasn't catching trains that morning. Suddeuly Blogson called: "Hey, Jobsen! Jobson! Hey!" Jobson turned without slackening his speed any more than he could help, for he knew that if he didn't catch that train it would go without him, and Jobson took nothing in life more serious than he did catching traius. "Coin' somewhere?" Blogson called. Two days later Blogson's tele phone bell rang at 3 o'clock In the morning. Blogson answered it with one hand while he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes with the other. Job son's voice: "This you, Blogson? going to catch a train Louisville Times. nil Value of a Horse. In an Ohio town there was a gro ceryman who kept the most emaciated-looking horses in the whole state. One day the delivery boy drove one of the nags a bit too hard, and, finding a soft spot in the lower end of the township, the horse lay down and peacefully died. Large commotion, of course, on the part of the owner. I'm awfully sorry, Mr. Brown," said the agitated boy. "I didn't go to do It." "You are sorry, are you?" yelped the agitated Mr. Brown. "Well, is that going to pay me for the loss of the horse?" "No, sir," answered the boy. "I will pay for the horse, all right. You can take him out of my next week's wages."- Exchange. 3 9 9 Hisrht Personuuc in Wrong Convey a nee, The Archbishop of Canterbury was to officiate at an important service in London. The main entrance to the Abbey was opened, and a great space roped off so that the dignitar ies might alight from their equip ages unmolested. When a dusty fonrwheeler crossed the square, driv en by a fat, rod-faced cabby, bobbies rushed out to head him off "Get out of 'ere," one of them called briskly. "This entrance is reserved for the Archbishop.'1 With a wink and a backward jerk of his thumb the irrepressible cabby replied, cheerfully: "I 'ave the old duffer inside." Christian Register. HI! A Spook. Blinker-I wpke up last night with the feeling my gold watch was gone The impression was so strong that 1 got up to look. Jinker Well, was it gone Blinker No; but it was going! Philadelphia Ledger. SMS )!i, Papa! "Oh, papa!" exclaimed the joyou gin, as sno lapped ner Doot with a whip, "what do you think of my new riding habit?" "Daughter," replied Mr. Growcher after a solemn survey, "that doesn't look to me liKe any hab't. It looks more like a permanent affliction." Washington Star. i ! S 9 More Orderly. Willard Are you going to hang your stockings up Christmas Kve? Emma No, I've outgrown that sort of thing. Willard Well it's more orderly than leaving them lying around on the floor. Widow. i : s 9 And TJien IVofouml Thought She You snoumn t squeeze my hand going out of the theater. When I squeezed back, I meant you to stop He Me? I why, I, I didn't touch your hand! i 9 1 i The Orator. "I tell you, my friends," roared the patriot on the stump, "our navy may not be the biggest and finest thing of its kind afloat, but we have two of the finest oceans lapping our shores to sail one on that the history of the world has ever known," To- peka Journal. till Query. "Jones is in the noppitai very much run down." "Nervous prostration or automo bile?" Baltimore American. I I I I The Simple Life. A northerner chanced to spend the night in a run-down farmhouse in South Carolina. His host whiled away the evening by telling him about the riches of the country and the aristocracy of its inhabitants. The farmer described his own family as being the best in that part of the state. The next morning, the visitor heard his host rousing a sleepy son In these words. "Charley, git up an' wash yo' face In the crlk and then climb the per simmon tree an' git yo' breakfus." TAKE YOUR MEALS AT THE O. K. RESTAURANT Ma Shoot, Prop. Just re-opened. Everything neat and clean Best of everything the market affords, including fresh oysters and shell fish. MEALS - - 25c and up I FOUND GUILTY ! of competing with the mail order houses, such as Jones Cash Store, Rice & Phelan Send me your orders, or write me in regard to same I BUY POETRY AT All TIMES Egg City Cash Store SOE MASON, Proprietor. OREGON IONE : : : nr-n-mmw mm. WE3 Royal Club Satisfaction Begins With Breakfast and lasts throughout the day. There is no finer Coffee blend than ROYAL CLUB it is a combination of the finest Sumatra and Central American Coffees carefully blended in the green and "neutralized." To properly "neutralize" a blend it is necessary to mix the different green coffees and let them "age" for a year or more. , The small roas'.er cannot afford to "tie up" his money in this way he must mix his blend and roast it immediately. The green coffees for ROYAL CLUB are bought a year in advance blended by experts and "aged" into a perfect, smooth, satisfying and distinctive flavor. This and the high qualities we use accounts for ROYAL CLUB superiority and popularity. As one man expressed it, "you haven't tasted real coffee until you've tried ROYAL CLUB." I 1.1 n I ft Mb. Tin 40c Ask Any Grocer 3-lb. Tin $1.10 5-lb. Tin $1.75 LANG & CO. The "Royal Club" House Portland, Or.' THE HARDEMAN HAT THEHAT FOR YOU We carry a com plete line of this ex cellent head wear in all the late patterns and standard colors. This populor $3.00 hat is waiting for you at the store of SAM HUGHES CO. He Had It. "Hullo, Tom! What's this I hear about your having some labor-saving device?" "It's true, all right. I'm going to marry an heiress." Boston Trans cript. ,