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THE GAZETTE-TIMES. HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY. JAN. 27, 1916
IStiedance
NOUSTRIAL ITEMS
LENA, OREGON
February 11th, 1916
Fine imposed on anyone who
comes dressed up. Good
music and a fine time for all.
SI
Gardner plans to
dock.
build a public
BASKET SUPPER
Bqy a lew Shaving Outfit
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SHAVING YOURSELF WITH ONE OF OUR NEW
RAZORS 18 A REAL PLEASURE. AND WHEN YOU
rilSD HOW THEY HOLD THEIR EDGE YOU WILL
SSE WHY WE HOLD OUR TRADE.
IT IG THE "QUALITY" WE GIVE OUR CUSTOM
ERS THAT BRINGS THEM BACK TO US.
WE SHAVE OUR FKICE3 RIGHT DOWN LOW
WHEN WE FIRST MARK OUR GOODS.
VAUGHN & SONS
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INDEPENDENT GARAI
KING & REDIFER
AUTOMOBILE ACCESSORIES AND SUPPLIES
Tires and Tubes Vulcanized. Batter
ies Recharged. Electric Equipment.
MAXWELL AGENCY
and service station
Curs For Hire at All Hours,
Phones: Shop 573 Residence 552
Hepp
ner
Locild ob North
Main Street
Oregon
I- A. R. RED
for your
Rough and Dressed Lumber,
Wood and Posts
At the Mill or delivered
Albany is to have a chiropractic
, sanatorium.
Florence Porter mill has started
on 10-hour day.
Roseburg Brushy
may be developed.
Copper mine
Albany has new department store
with 40,000 stock.
Astoria is soon to make solid fills
on 9th & 10th streets.
Lumber camps on the Columbia
river continue to open.
Lincoln county plans a new road
around Pioneer mountain.
Geo. W. Moore says that Bandon
sawmill will soon operate.
Estacada Horner Bros, expect to
manufacture wooden silos.
Ashland Hotel Oregon is to be
made modern tourist hotel.
Astoria plans to have an $85,000
clay manufacturing Industry.
Astoria plans filling in Commer
cial street at a cost of 139,000.
A $625,000 beet sugar factory is
to be built in or near Grants Pass.
Portland Emerson Hardwood
Co. will rebuild after $80,000 fire.
Astoria is building a scenic high
way to the summit of Coxcomb hill.
The Board of Regents of U. of O.
have voted $40,000 for a new build
ing. Baker is disposing of $75,000
worth of additional water bonds for
extensions.
The Booth-Kelly Lumber Co. at
Springfield is making extensive im
provements. New lumber companies are filing
articles of incorporation in Oregon
almost daily.
The St. Helens ship yard gets con
tract to build five vessels, mostly
lumber carriers.
Coiiuille Valley Telephone Co.
plans to sell to Coos and Curry Tele
phone company.
The La Grande sub-station of, the
Eastern Oregon Light & Power: Co.
was destroyed by fire.
A crab station is being established
at Astoria for shipment of crabs to
arious parts of the United States.
Wasco county has- awarded, 'the
ontract for construction on Tysh
grade and White River grade roads;
cost $21,890. r
Oregon rose petals are wanted in
the east for manufacture of per
fumes and sachets. War has cut off
European supply.
At. Narrows, Celilo Rapids, the Co
umbia river is only 150 feet wide.
This is the proposed site of the great
est power plant in the U. S.
The Southern Pacific can operate
oil steamers in technical violation of
Panama Canal act under decision, of
Interstate Commerce Commission.
Plans are on foot to get branch
ine of railroad from Cushman to
Florence and a double bridge aeross
S'orth Fork suitable for teams and
rains.
Railway earnings for T?pembr
show increase oi' 18.7 per eont over
art year. Prosperous railroads are
:.he surest indication of returning
lod times.
N. P. & G. N. Rys. may continue
o operate the steamships Great
Northern and Northern Pacific ce-
spite the Panama Canal act as In-
erstate Commerce Commission has
held such operation was in interest
of public.
Commercial transcontinental tele
phone service to New York City and
intermediate cities has been inaug
urated by the Pacific Telephone &
Telegraph Company at Portland. An
other step of industrial progress by
a great Industry.
Los Anglesc film makers have be
come interested in the campaign to
iocate some of them in Oregon. One
company figuring has a payroll of
from $20,000 to $25,000 a week.
Too much regulation and legislation
is forcing them out of California.
THE BEST FROM JUDGE
Yes, I was
G'bye!"-
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MAINTAIN IN OIK JUII PRINTING DEPARTMENT.
A Mere incident.
"Oh! We understand that you had
an exciting adventure night before
last?" tentatively remarked the able
editor of the Polkville (Ark.) Week
ly Clarion.
"Nope!" nonchalantly replied Mr.
Gap Johnson, from out on Rumpus
Ridge. "Not me! You must be
thinking of some other Johnson.
That was the night that a bunch of
seven or eight fellers, that had been
noratin' around that they was going
to shoot me at sight for a little suth-
in' or nutlier, called me to the door
and all took a shot at me. I dropped
to the floor, crawled over and got
my shotgun, crope out the back way,
slid around the corner of the house,
and sorter sifted both barrels of
buckshot round amongst 'em impar
tially. They all went away then, ex
cept three of four and I went to bed.
That was all that happened that
night, as fur as I recollect."
The IK'ferrcJ Answer.
At the rate of 100 yards in 18 sec
onds Jobson was running for a train.
The reason he wasn't running faster
was, that was as fast as he could run.
Or, as the children say, all the faster
that he could run.
Blogsou, on the sidewalk, was
making no speed at all. The reason
was he was standing still. He wasn't
catching trains that morning.
Suddeuly Blogson called:
"Hey, Jobsen! Jobson! Hey!"
Jobson turned without slackening
his speed any more than he could
help, for he knew that if he didn't
catch that train it would go without
him, and Jobson took nothing in life
more serious than he did catching
traius.
"Coin' somewhere?" Blogson called.
Two days later Blogson's tele
phone bell rang at 3 o'clock In the
morning. Blogson answered it with
one hand while he rubbed the sleep
out of his eyes with the other. Job
son's voice:
"This you, Blogson?
going to catch a train
Louisville Times.
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Value of a Horse.
In an Ohio town there was a gro
ceryman who kept the most emaciated-looking
horses in the whole
state. One day the delivery boy
drove one of the nags a bit too hard,
and, finding a soft spot in the lower
end of the township, the horse lay
down and peacefully died. Large
commotion, of course, on the part of
the owner.
I'm awfully sorry, Mr. Brown,"
said the agitated boy. "I didn't go
to do It."
"You are sorry, are you?" yelped
the agitated Mr. Brown. "Well, is
that going to pay me for the loss of
the horse?"
"No, sir," answered the boy. "I
will pay for the horse, all right. You
can take him out of my next week's
wages."- Exchange.
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Hisrht Personuuc in Wrong Convey
a nee,
The Archbishop of Canterbury was
to officiate at an important service
in London. The main entrance to
the Abbey was opened, and a great
space roped off so that the dignitar
ies might alight from their equip
ages unmolested. When a dusty
fonrwheeler crossed the square, driv
en by a fat, rod-faced cabby, bobbies
rushed out to head him off
"Get out of 'ere," one of them
called briskly. "This entrance is
reserved for the Archbishop.'1
With a wink and a backward jerk
of his thumb the irrepressible cabby
replied, cheerfully:
"I 'ave the old duffer inside."
Christian Register.
HI!
A Spook.
Blinker-I wpke up last night with
the feeling my gold watch was gone
The impression was so strong that 1
got up to look.
Jinker Well, was it gone
Blinker No; but it was going!
Philadelphia Ledger.
SMS
)!i, Papa!
"Oh, papa!" exclaimed the joyou
gin, as sno lapped ner Doot with a
whip, "what do you think of my new
riding habit?"
"Daughter," replied Mr. Growcher
after a solemn survey, "that doesn't
look to me liKe any hab't. It looks
more like a permanent affliction."
Washington Star.
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More Orderly.
Willard Are you going to hang
your stockings up Christmas Kve?
Emma No, I've outgrown that
sort of thing.
Willard Well it's more orderly
than leaving them lying around on
the floor. Widow.
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And TJien IVofouml Thought
She You snoumn t squeeze my
hand going out of the theater. When
I squeezed back, I meant you to stop
He Me? I why, I, I didn't
touch your hand!
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The Orator.
"I tell you, my friends," roared
the patriot on the stump, "our navy
may not be the biggest and finest
thing of its kind afloat, but we have
two of the finest oceans lapping our
shores to sail one on that the history
of the world has ever known," To-
peka Journal.
till
Query.
"Jones is in the noppitai very
much run down."
"Nervous prostration or automo
bile?" Baltimore American.
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The Simple Life.
A northerner chanced to spend the
night in a run-down farmhouse in
South Carolina. His host whiled
away the evening by telling him
about the riches of the country and
the aristocracy of its inhabitants.
The farmer described his own family
as being the best in that part of the
state.
The next morning, the visitor
heard his host rousing a sleepy son
In these words.
"Charley, git up an' wash yo' face
In the crlk and then climb the per
simmon tree an' git yo' breakfus."
TAKE YOUR MEALS AT THE
O. K. RESTAURANT
Ma Shoot, Prop.
Just re-opened. Everything neat and clean
Best of everything the market affords, including
fresh oysters and shell fish.
MEALS - - 25c and up
I FOUND GUILTY !
of competing with the mail
order houses, such as Jones
Cash Store, Rice & Phelan
Send me your orders, or write me in
regard to same
I BUY POETRY AT All TIMES
Egg City Cash Store
SOE MASON, Proprietor.
OREGON
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WE3
Royal Club Satisfaction
Begins With Breakfast
and lasts throughout the day. There is no
finer Coffee blend than ROYAL CLUB it is a
combination of the finest Sumatra and Central
American Coffees carefully blended in the green
and "neutralized." To properly "neutralize" a blend it
is necessary to mix the different green coffees and let
them "age" for a year or more. , The small roas'.er
cannot afford to "tie up" his money in this way he
must mix his blend and roast it immediately.
The green coffees for ROYAL CLUB are bought a
year in advance blended by experts and "aged" into
a perfect, smooth, satisfying and distinctive flavor.
This and the high qualities we use accounts for
ROYAL CLUB superiority and popularity. As one
man expressed it, "you haven't tasted real coffee until
you've tried ROYAL CLUB."
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ft
Mb. Tin
40c
Ask Any Grocer
3-lb. Tin
$1.10
5-lb. Tin
$1.75
LANG & CO.
The "Royal Club" House
Portland, Or.'
THE
HARDEMAN HAT
THEHAT
FOR YOU
We carry a com
plete line of this ex
cellent head wear
in all the late patterns and standard
colors. This populor $3.00 hat is
waiting for you at the store of
SAM HUGHES CO.
He Had It.
"Hullo, Tom! What's this I hear
about your having some labor-saving
device?"
"It's true, all right. I'm going to
marry an heiress." Boston Trans
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