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t THE GAZETTE-TIME3. HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY. JAN. 6, 1910 PAGE THREE PROFESSIONAL COLUMN Dr. H. T. ALLISON Physician & Surgeon Office In Gunn Building. HEPPNER, OREGON Dr. N. E. WINNARD ' Physician & Surgeon Office in Fair Building HEPPNER - - OREGON Dr. F. N. OHRISTENSEN DENTIST Offices over the New Postof f ice. HEPPNER, OREGON A.D. McMURDO, M. D. Physician & Surgeon Office In Patterson Drug Store HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON Dr. JOHN B. DYE DENTIST Room 16, lone Hotel, lone, Ore. WOODSON & SWEEK - ATTORN EYS-AT-LA W Office In Palace Hotel, Heppner, Oregon SAM E. VAN VACTOR ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Offce on west end of Hay Street HEPPNER, OREGON S. E. NOTSON ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Office in Court House, Heppner. F. H. ROBINSON LAWYER IONE :-: :-: :-: :-: -: OREGON CLYDE and DICK WELLS SHAVING PARLORS Three doors south of Postoffice. Shaving 25c Haircutting 35c Bathroom in connection. PATTERSON & ELDER 2 Doors North Palace Hotel. , TONSORAL ARTISTS FINE BATHS SHAVING 25c J. H. BODE MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON W. L. SMITH ABSTRACTER Only complete set of abstract books in Morrow County. HEPPNER :- OREGON "Tailoring That Satisfies" LOUIS PEARSON MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON Dr. R. J. VAUGHN DENTIST Permanently located in the Odd Fellows building, Rooms 4 and 5. HEPPNER, OREGON FOR SALE 3000 Posts (in town) 10c each. PHELPS GROCERY CO. - Dr. Winnard has taken special course in treatment of eye, ear, nose and throat. tf. LOST Side curtain to C. A. Mi nor's Cadillac car, somewhere be tween Court House and Main street. Finder please leave same at the Heppner Garage. Get your cord wood at the Louis Groshens place on Rhea creek for $3. B0 or at the Hamilton ranch for $2.60. R. H. WEEKS. Glasses fitted satisfactorily by Dr. Winnard, or money refunded. His prices are reasonable, and he is where you can always find him. No charge for testing eyes. tf. TYPHOID is no more necessary than bmnllpox. Army experience has demonstrated the almost miraculous effi cacy, and hamlosnesii ol Antityphoid Vaccination. Be vaccinated NOW by your phyilclan, you and your family, it Is mare vital than house insurance. Allc your physician, druggist, or send for Have you bail Typholdf" telling of Typhoid Vaccine, rnsults from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers. THE CUTTER UBOKATOBY, BERKELEY, CAU 'ILL GIVE $1000 !f I ffiilwCyiiE hi CANCER wTiitfGR I hit before it PCSSOKS slrcis ar litotes ti EONE WlUMItKnifSKPSKI No PAY Until CUiiEG KKITTf GUARANTEE to X Kay or other swindle. An Island plant makes theonre Any TUMOR, UMP or SORE on the lii. face i.",r or body long is CANCER.- it never pains until last stago 120-PAGE BOOK ""lit KKKK, 10,000 testi monials. Writ! tl i Any LUMPio VVOIVIAH'S BREAST irdllinrn andalwavsDolsonsdeenarm- 19 UHRUUIl pit glands and KIUS QUICKLY One woman inerery7Utsofeancer U.S. report We refuse many who wait too long & must die Poor cured at half price If cancer is yet small Dr. & Mrs. Or. CHAMLEV & CO. E "Strictly RtfltM, Braatiit Cmcw Specialist IMn" 434D t 436E Valencia St, San Francises, Cat KINDLY MAIL THIS ) SSM.H sits CANCER O. A. C. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIilKIII FARMERS' AND HOME-MAKERS' WEEK od RURAL LIFE CONFERENCES Jaauary 3 to 8, 1916 Lire lafoRBatlon, Practical Help for the Heat the Farm, the Community. Convention! of Oregon's Greatest Industries Conferences on Oregon's Most Vital Problems tKCTUREB DEMONSTRATIONS BXKIBITIONS BNTUaTAINMENTt I Two thousand people attended last year. It is a great place to maae inenas wtm live thinkers and live thoughts, good workers, and good work. WINTER SHORT COURSE January 10 to February 4, 1916 L Practical Agricultural Course in a Nut Shell. Applied Science in Actual Work of the Farm and Household. Courses l FRUIT RAISING, FARM CROPS, SOILS, STOCK RAISING, DAIRY WORK, POULTRY RAISING, GARDENING, COOK ING, SEWING, HOUSEHOLD ARTS, HOME NURSING, BUSINESS METHODS, ROAD BUILDING. FARM ENGINEERING, RURAL ORGANIZATIONS, MARKETING. Correspondence Courses Without Tuirioa. Expert Instruction in Music. Reduced railroad rates. For program write to The Collets Exchange, Onto. Agricultural Csllegt. Cervalils. (iw-lS-l to f-1) POPULARliECIlMCS MAGAZINE !00 ARTICLES-300 ILLUSTRATIONS f EKP informed of the World's Progress fa AV kntrincerinir. Mechanics and Tnvpntinn Pnr Father and Son and Ai! the Family. It appeals iwuiiudrs-jiiniiti 1 oung mm ann women. 11 lsuie rimirne ?ingnzine 111 tnousnndflof homes Inrouftliout the world Our Foreijm i'orrfxpornients are constantly on the watch fur Uiiotfs uoff and interesting and it la Written So You Can Understand It itie Shop Notes DMrment (HO Pnpes) contain I'raftlCli U nlJi fnrHliiin UV.rU nnil ssli' fih,J Msjuiiiu w m iiuiikb unmnn me Jiome. Amatsur MMhanlct H7 noau ,1 tim Pnn Wirlawholiknto mako things i el U how tomakoWinvi iws am jcn'Krapn uiicuia. f.n nines, routs, Know -s 1,., mi l uiiiiinn!, Bin. lonimni in- trm-tions forth Mechanic, Camper aiitlHportiuian. $1.80 PER YEAR SINGLE COPIES. IBc ,rom mr Hwtdtr r dlrxrt from th puMlaMr. ftampta copy will b ant on requnt POPULAR MECHANICS MAGAZINE v nvs micnin MVnu, vnlVMuB When you need two-vision lenses be sure to get KRYPTOK LENSES 1V Worn ly over 250,000 people) Forinallothertwo-vRion lenses there is a line or scam between the near and far vision portions that makes the wearer look less than his best, and unmistakably orcnas Dim or ner wiui a sign 01 age. Kryptoks ore dnuhle-vhion lenses mm iouk exactly iijtercputarone Vision lenses because there are ! no lines or seams in them. Dr. Winnard can supply these lenses Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. Catholc Church Services. First Mass, 8 a. m. Second Mass, 10:30 a m. Evening Devotions, 7:'30 p. m. Sunday, January 9, 1916. Subject of sermons: At Second Mass, "The Second Precept of the Church." In the evening "The Crurch Founded by Jesus Christ is Catholic or Universal." Miss Edith Thorley returned to Pa cific University at Forest Grove Mon day after visiting through the holi days at the home of her mother, Mrs. Eugene Slocum. iOSTIL ITEMS OF GENERAL fNTEREST Reports say Bandon mill will soon start. Newport is to have an up-to-date hospital. , A $25,000 hotel is planned for Woodburn. The county has Installed a gravel plant at -Albany. A new shingle mill is to be built at Acme at once. Ilauser is the new town on rail road in Coos county. Machinery has been purchased for Canby cheese factory. Washington county pruned $13, 500 from 1916 budget. Rosebifrg Sand & Gravel Co. will enlarge plant at once. The Banks Herald has made a hard light for tax reduction. Work is progressing rapidly on Pendleton's new library. Roseburg is to have a new fire proof concrete warehouse. Coast guard station to be built near the mouth of Siuslaw. North Bend Archie Cruse is put ting in a box factory plant here. . Coos Bay is co-operating with the S. P. Co. in developing that section. Railroads placing big orders has sent up price of lumber and shingles. Public utility assesments in Jose phine county are reduced $43,823.33. Southern Douglas county is wit nessing considerable mining activity. Roseburg The Drager Fruit Co may enlarge their packing plant next year. Home contractors are to be pre ferred on new Baker $125,000 school house. The Dalles Work on new evapor ator for Drl-Fresh Co. is progressing rapidly. Port of Portland will have a 2500 horsepower dredge finished by Jan uary 10. Redmond has raised water rate from $1.75 for 500 feet to $2 for 300 feet. Williamette Mint Co., of Marion and Linn county Incorporated for $50,000. Congressman Hawley promises the people of Crescent City a breakwater and Jetty. Roseburg With new machinery Douglas county flour mill will start February 1. Oregon wheat, oats, corn, barley, rye, potatoes and hay net $48,059, 000 in 1915. As 1916 is leap year, it will be in order to take a long leap toward po litical sanity. Reedsport Railroad men are put ting in $50,000 finishing and cold storage plant. Kruse & Banks, North Bend, have contract to build 220 foot vessel for San Francisco. Lakeview Nitrate deposits, 25 per cent pure, have been discovered in Goose Lake valley. The Dalles Diamond Flour mills are making extensive improvements. Mill is now running night and day. Work is being rushed on Oswego, Dallas & Roseburg Ry. to furnish ma terial for factory at Oswego by March 15 If possible; 50 men at work. The Coos Bay Harbor sensibly says a small factory that runs all the time and makes a Bteady employ er and nets a return to the owner is better than a big concern idle a large part of the year. Rogue River Courier: Too much red tape is finding its way into pub lic affairs, and regulation and con trol from an authority "higher up is mpairing rather than increasing efficiency in many lines. Th Federated Church. The regular service at the Feder ated church are as follows: Preaching every Sunday. 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Federated Sunday School every Sunday 9:45 a. m. Federated Young People's Meetine every Sunday 6:30 p. m. Federated Missionary Societv the last Tuesday in each month. Prayer meeting every Thursday at 7:30 p. m. Federated Ladies Aid meets the 2nd Tuesday in every month, 2:30 p. m. A hearty welcome is extended to all. W. B. SMITH, Pastor. Parsonage next door to the church. Hot Lake Changes Hands. Hot Lake, Ore., Jan. 1. The Hot Lake health resort was today taken possesion of by F. L. Myers of the La- Grande National Bank on behalf of the $250,000 bond issue. The man agement of the Sanatorium will con tinue In the hands of Dr. G. W. Tape. The usual Influx of guests after the holiday season is already making Itself felt, the attendance being greater than a year ago. With im provements continually being made, Hot Lake anticipates a very prosper ous future. THE 8EST FROM JUDGE An Amazed Chauffer. A young woman called at the New York Bar Association the other eve ning for a friend who is a 1iul2 Tho next day her chauffer remarked: wno would ever think that a bunch of bartenders would ever hniui building as handsome as that Bar Association that we were at last night?" I I I I A Correction. Mr. Whaley is a very light Bleeper, one who is easily awakened and is a long time getting to sleep. One night, not long ago, while traveling through New York state he was obliged to stop at a suburban hotel and after much tossing about he finally succeeded in getting into a sound sleep. In answer to loud, re peated knocks on his door, he nerv ously sat bolt upright in bed. "What's wanted?" he grumbled. "Package down stairs for you, sir." "Well, let it stay there, it can wait till morning, I suppose. The boy shuffled down the corridor, and after a long time the guest fell into a sound sleep again. Then an other knock came at the door. "Well, what's up now?" queried Mr. Whaley.. '"Tain't for you, that package!" I I I I "Bet I know where you got that necktie." "Five bucks says you don't." "Around your neck, you boob." siren. lilt What She Said. He Did you tell Bones I had head like a tack? She No, I said you were a man of great penetration. Lampoon, I i t i A Funny Dog. English lit Chaucer was a funny dog. Half lit Why? English lit He put so many wags in the Canterbury Tales.-Brunonian I I I A Great Comfort. "Dubkins is a great comfort to me. "I don't see how you can say that. He's the most tiresome chump 1 have even met. "That's just it. Although I don amount to much, it's true, every time I look at Dubkins I feel that I could amount to less." Birmingham Age Herald. I I i I A Penalty of Courtesy. "Will you have my seat?" he in quired politely. "On the ground that I am aged and decrepit?" the woman asked. "No, indeed, madam." "That I am young and beautiful and possibly not adverse to flirta tion?" "Certainly not. That is " "Then it must be because you are a gentleman, In this respect differing from the fat person on the left and the scrawny specimen at the right I am glad to learn your principles. sir, but here is my street. Good day." Boston Transcript. I I S S She Ought To. "Do you know the nature of an oath, madame?" "Well, I ought to, sir. We've just moved and my husband has been lay ing the carpets." Topeka Journal Beginning of Slavery. The dull boy in the class unexpect edly distinguished himself in a recent history examination. The question ran: "How and when was slavery in troduced into America?" To this he replied: "No women had come over to the early Virginia colony. The planters wanted wives to help with the work. In 1619 the London company sent over a shipload of girls. The plant ers gladly married them, and slavery was introduced into America." Youth's Companion. till Cause of the Collapse. The foreman employed by a big contractor rushed into the office of the boss, wild-eyed and palpitating "Boss," he said, in a greatly agi tated voice, "one of them new houses of ours fell down in the night!" "What's that?" exclaimed the boss, jumping right up and beginning to take notice. "What was the matter? How did it happen?" "It was the fault of the workmen, boss," answered the foreman. "They made the mistake of taking down the scaffolding before they put on the wall paper." Philadelphia Tele graph. I I I I Felt Reasonably Sale. A young man dropped into a state of coma, and it was several days be fore he fully recovered. Later he spoke of his experience with a party of friends. "Oh, yes," the young man said in response to a question, "I knew all the time what was going 011, and I al so knew that I wasn't dead, because my feet were cold and I was hungry," "I see," thoughtfully said one of his friends, "but how did that make you think that you were still alive?" "Well," answered the young man, I knew that if I were in heaven I wouldn't be hungry, and that if I k I , T L. MOffllRESTELU ! MARBLE AND GRANITE WORKS PENDLETON, OREGON Fine Monument and Cemetery Work. All parties interested in getting work in my line should get my pricas and estimates before placing their orders. ALL WORK GUARANTEED People's Cash Market Phone Main 73 AD kinds of Fresh and Cored Meats, Poultry, Lard We pay highest cash prices paid for Stock, Hides and Pelts. HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor ! FEATHER The Folding Mattress Company of Pendleton, Oregon, has opened a shop in the Fair Building over the postoffice in Heppner. All kinds of Mattresses renovated and rebuilt, and Sanitary folding mattresses made out of old feather beds. Your business respectfully solicited. G. R. BURCH BILLIARDS THE HEPPNER CLUB HOTTMAN & VICKERS We carry the best line of CIGARS, TOBACCO, and CANDIES Drink "Grape Smash" The pure flavor of the Concord Grape 5c a glass Fresh Ice Cream Every Day-WE MAKE IT THE PAL&! The Home of Good "Sweet Meats" HEPPNER WOOD YARD E. E. BEEMAN, Prop. Dealer In Wood and Coal ssasssiiiHsssasHSHisssasBssaBssssKi Leave orders with Slocum Drug Co. or phone Main 60. Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and Posts, for Sale by HEPPNER FARRIERS' UNION WAREHOUSE CO. Handle , Wheat and Wool. Highest Price Paid for Hides and Pelts. ere anywhere else my feet wouldn't be cold." 'Philadelphia Telegraph. Mil Neutral Spirit. Is there something malicious about even the fairest and kindest of neu trals?' said Booth Tarkington in In dianapolis. "Does a neutral, in the very nature of things, incline to rejoice a little over a warring sister nation's mis fortune? I hope not. "I hope not, and yet in thinking . MATTRESSES Manager of neutrals, I can't help thinking of two boys who stood the other day and watched an enormous safe beine raised up to the twenty-sixth story of the skyscraper. "The boys watched the safe rise slowly, dangling at the end of its wire rope, and when it reached the twen tieth story the older lad turned away in disgust. " 'Come on, Joe,' he said. 'We might as well move on. They ain't a-goin' to let her drop.' " Washing ton Star. I A