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THE GAZETTE-TIME3. HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY. JAN. 6, 1910
PAGE THREE
PROFESSIONAL COLUMN
Dr. H. T. ALLISON
Physician & Surgeon
Office In Gunn Building.
HEPPNER, OREGON
Dr. N. E. WINNARD '
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Fair Building
HEPPNER - - OREGON
Dr. F. N. OHRISTENSEN
DENTIST
Offices over the
New Postof f ice.
HEPPNER, OREGON
A.D. McMURDO, M. D.
Physician & Surgeon
Office In Patterson Drug Store
HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON
Dr. JOHN B. DYE
DENTIST
Room 16, lone Hotel, lone, Ore.
WOODSON & SWEEK
- ATTORN EYS-AT-LA W
Office In Palace Hotel,
Heppner, Oregon
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Offce on west end of Hay Street
HEPPNER, OREGON
S. E. NOTSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office in Court House, Heppner.
F. H. ROBINSON
LAWYER
IONE :-: :-: :-: :-: -: OREGON
CLYDE and DICK WELLS
SHAVING PARLORS
Three doors south of Postoffice.
Shaving 25c Haircutting 35c
Bathroom in connection.
PATTERSON & ELDER
2 Doors North Palace Hotel. ,
TONSORAL ARTISTS
FINE BATHS SHAVING 25c
J. H. BODE
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
W. L. SMITH
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HEPPNER :-
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HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
Dr. R. J. VAUGHN
DENTIST
Permanently located in the Odd
Fellows building, Rooms 4 and 5.
HEPPNER, OREGON
FOR SALE 3000 Posts (in town)
10c each. PHELPS GROCERY CO.
- Dr. Winnard has taken special
course in treatment of eye, ear, nose
and throat. tf.
LOST Side curtain to C. A. Mi
nor's Cadillac car, somewhere be
tween Court House and Main street.
Finder please leave same at the
Heppner Garage.
Get your cord wood at the Louis
Groshens place on Rhea creek for
$3. B0 or at the Hamilton ranch for
$2.60. R. H. WEEKS.
Glasses fitted satisfactorily by Dr.
Winnard, or money refunded. His
prices are reasonable, and he is where
you can always find him. No charge
for testing eyes. tf.
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od RURAL LIFE CONFERENCES
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Lire lafoRBatlon, Practical Help for the Heat
the Farm, the Community.
Convention! of Oregon's Greatest Industries
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WINTER SHORT COURSE
January 10 to February 4, 1916
L Practical Agricultural Course in a Nut Shell.
Applied Science in Actual Work of
the Farm and Household.
Courses l FRUIT RAISING, FARM CROPS,
SOILS, STOCK RAISING, DAIRY WORK,
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Correspondence Courses Without Tuirioa.
Expert Instruction in Music.
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Catholc Church Services.
First Mass, 8 a. m.
Second Mass, 10:30 a m.
Evening Devotions, 7:'30 p. m.
Sunday, January 9, 1916.
Subject of sermons: At Second
Mass, "The Second Precept of the
Church." In the evening "The
Crurch Founded by Jesus Christ is
Catholic or Universal."
Miss Edith Thorley returned to Pa
cific University at Forest Grove Mon
day after visiting through the holi
days at the home of her mother, Mrs.
Eugene Slocum.
iOSTIL ITEMS
OF GENERAL fNTEREST
Reports say Bandon mill will soon
start.
Newport is to have an up-to-date
hospital. ,
A $25,000 hotel is planned for
Woodburn.
The county has Installed a gravel
plant at -Albany.
A new shingle mill is to be built
at Acme at once.
Ilauser is the new town on rail
road in Coos county.
Machinery has been purchased for
Canby cheese factory.
Washington county pruned $13,
500 from 1916 budget.
Rosebifrg Sand & Gravel Co. will
enlarge plant at once.
The Banks Herald has made a hard
light for tax reduction.
Work is progressing rapidly on
Pendleton's new library.
Roseburg is to have a new fire
proof concrete warehouse.
Coast guard station to be built
near the mouth of Siuslaw.
North Bend Archie Cruse is put
ting in a box factory plant here. .
Coos Bay is co-operating with the
S. P. Co. in developing that section.
Railroads placing big orders has
sent up price of lumber and shingles.
Public utility assesments in Jose
phine county are reduced $43,823.33.
Southern Douglas county is wit
nessing considerable mining activity.
Roseburg The Drager Fruit Co
may enlarge their packing plant next
year.
Home contractors are to be pre
ferred on new Baker $125,000 school
house.
The Dalles Work on new evapor
ator for Drl-Fresh Co. is progressing
rapidly.
Port of Portland will have a 2500
horsepower dredge finished by Jan
uary 10.
Redmond has raised water rate
from $1.75 for 500 feet to $2 for
300 feet.
Williamette Mint Co., of Marion
and Linn county Incorporated for
$50,000.
Congressman Hawley promises the
people of Crescent City a breakwater
and Jetty.
Roseburg With new machinery
Douglas county flour mill will start
February 1.
Oregon wheat, oats, corn, barley,
rye, potatoes and hay net $48,059,
000 in 1915.
As 1916 is leap year, it will be in
order to take a long leap toward po
litical sanity.
Reedsport Railroad men are put
ting in $50,000 finishing and cold
storage plant.
Kruse & Banks, North Bend, have
contract to build 220 foot vessel for
San Francisco.
Lakeview Nitrate deposits, 25
per cent pure, have been discovered
in Goose Lake valley.
The Dalles Diamond Flour mills
are making extensive improvements.
Mill is now running night and day.
Work is being rushed on Oswego,
Dallas & Roseburg Ry. to furnish ma
terial for factory at Oswego by March
15 If possible; 50 men at work.
The Coos Bay Harbor sensibly
says a small factory that runs all
the time and makes a Bteady employ
er and nets a return to the owner is
better than a big concern idle a large
part of the year.
Rogue River Courier: Too much
red tape is finding its way into pub
lic affairs, and regulation and con
trol from an authority "higher up
is mpairing rather than increasing
efficiency in many lines.
Th Federated Church.
The regular service at the Feder
ated church are as follows:
Preaching every Sunday. 11 a. m.
and 7:30 p. m.
Federated Sunday School every
Sunday 9:45 a. m.
Federated Young People's Meetine
every Sunday 6:30 p. m.
Federated Missionary Societv the
last Tuesday in each month.
Prayer meeting every Thursday at
7:30 p. m.
Federated Ladies Aid meets the
2nd Tuesday in every month, 2:30
p. m.
A hearty welcome is extended to
all.
W. B. SMITH, Pastor.
Parsonage next door to the church.
Hot Lake Changes Hands.
Hot Lake, Ore., Jan. 1. The Hot
Lake health resort was today taken
possesion of by F. L. Myers of the La-
Grande National Bank on behalf of
the $250,000 bond issue. The man
agement of the Sanatorium will con
tinue In the hands of Dr. G. W. Tape.
The usual Influx of guests after
the holiday season is already making
Itself felt, the attendance being
greater than a year ago. With im
provements continually being made,
Hot Lake anticipates a very prosper
ous future.
THE 8EST FROM JUDGE
An Amazed Chauffer.
A young woman called at the New
York Bar Association the other eve
ning for a friend who is a 1iul2 Tho
next day her chauffer remarked:
wno would ever think that a bunch
of bartenders would ever hniui
building as handsome as that Bar
Association that we were at last
night?"
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A Correction.
Mr. Whaley is a very light Bleeper,
one who is easily awakened and is
a long time getting to sleep.
One night, not long ago, while
traveling through New York state he
was obliged to stop at a suburban
hotel and after much tossing about
he finally succeeded in getting into a
sound sleep. In answer to loud, re
peated knocks on his door, he nerv
ously sat bolt upright in bed.
"What's wanted?" he grumbled.
"Package down stairs for you, sir."
"Well, let it stay there, it can wait
till morning, I suppose.
The boy shuffled down the corridor,
and after a long time the guest fell
into a sound sleep again. Then an
other knock came at the door.
"Well, what's up now?" queried
Mr. Whaley..
'"Tain't for you, that package!"
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"Bet I know where you got that
necktie."
"Five bucks says you don't."
"Around your neck, you boob."
siren.
lilt
What She Said.
He Did you tell Bones I had
head like a tack?
She No, I said you were a man of
great penetration. Lampoon,
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A Funny Dog.
English lit Chaucer was a funny
dog.
Half lit Why?
English lit He put so many wags
in the Canterbury Tales.-Brunonian
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A Great Comfort.
"Dubkins is a great comfort to
me.
"I don't see how you can say that.
He's the most tiresome chump 1 have
even met.
"That's just it. Although I don
amount to much, it's true, every time
I look at Dubkins I feel that I could
amount to less." Birmingham Age
Herald.
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A Penalty of Courtesy.
"Will you have my seat?" he in
quired politely.
"On the ground that I am aged and
decrepit?" the woman asked.
"No, indeed, madam."
"That I am young and beautiful
and possibly not adverse to flirta
tion?"
"Certainly not. That is "
"Then it must be because you are
a gentleman, In this respect differing
from the fat person on the left and
the scrawny specimen at the right
I am glad to learn your principles.
sir, but here is my street. Good
day." Boston Transcript.
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She Ought To.
"Do you know the nature of an
oath, madame?"
"Well, I ought to, sir. We've just
moved and my husband has been lay
ing the carpets." Topeka Journal
Beginning of Slavery.
The dull boy in the class unexpect
edly distinguished himself in a recent
history examination. The question
ran: "How and when was slavery in
troduced into America?" To this he
replied:
"No women had come over to the
early Virginia colony. The planters
wanted wives to help with the work.
In 1619 the London company sent
over a shipload of girls. The plant
ers gladly married them, and slavery
was introduced into America."
Youth's Companion.
till
Cause of the Collapse.
The foreman employed by a big
contractor rushed into the office of
the boss, wild-eyed and palpitating
"Boss," he said, in a greatly agi
tated voice, "one of them new houses
of ours fell down in the night!"
"What's that?" exclaimed the boss,
jumping right up and beginning to
take notice. "What was the matter?
How did it happen?"
"It was the fault of the workmen,
boss," answered the foreman. "They
made the mistake of taking down the
scaffolding before they put on the
wall paper." Philadelphia Tele
graph.
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Felt Reasonably Sale.
A young man dropped into a state
of coma, and it was several days be
fore he fully recovered. Later he
spoke of his experience with a party
of friends.
"Oh, yes," the young man said in
response to a question, "I knew all
the time what was going 011, and I al
so knew that I wasn't dead, because
my feet were cold and I was hungry,"
"I see," thoughtfully said one of
his friends, "but how did that make
you think that you were still alive?"
"Well," answered the young man,
I knew that if I were in heaven I
wouldn't be hungry, and that if I k
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L. MOffllRESTELU !
MARBLE AND GRANITE
WORKS
PENDLETON, OREGON
Fine Monument and Cemetery Work.
All parties interested in getting work in my
line should get my pricas and estimates
before placing their orders.
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
People's Cash Market
Phone Main 73
AD kinds of Fresh and Cored Meats, Poultry, Lard
We pay highest cash prices paid for Stock, Hides and
Pelts.
HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor
! FEATHER
The Folding Mattress Company of Pendleton, Oregon, has opened a
shop in the Fair Building over the postoffice in Heppner. All
kinds of Mattresses renovated and rebuilt, and Sanitary
folding mattresses made out of old feather beds.
Your business respectfully solicited.
G. R. BURCH
BILLIARDS
THE HEPPNER CLUB
HOTTMAN & VICKERS
We carry the best line of
CIGARS, TOBACCO, and CANDIES
Drink "Grape Smash"
The pure flavor of the Concord Grape
5c a glass
Fresh Ice Cream Every Day-WE MAKE IT
THE PAL&!
The Home of Good "Sweet Meats"
HEPPNER WOOD YARD
E. E. BEEMAN, Prop.
Dealer In
Wood and Coal
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Leave orders with Slocum Drug Co. or phone Main 60.
Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and
Posts, for Sale by
HEPPNER FARRIERS' UNION
WAREHOUSE CO.
Handle , Wheat and Wool. Highest
Price Paid for Hides and Pelts.
ere anywhere else my feet wouldn't
be cold." 'Philadelphia Telegraph.
Mil
Neutral Spirit.
Is there something malicious about
even the fairest and kindest of neu
trals?' said Booth Tarkington in In
dianapolis. "Does a neutral, in the very nature
of things, incline to rejoice a little
over a warring sister nation's mis
fortune? I hope not.
"I hope not, and yet in thinking
.
MATTRESSES
Manager
of neutrals, I can't help thinking of
two boys who stood the other day
and watched an enormous safe beine
raised up to the twenty-sixth story of
the skyscraper.
"The boys watched the safe rise
slowly, dangling at the end of its wire
rope, and when it reached the twen
tieth story the older lad turned away
in disgust.
" 'Come on, Joe,' he said. 'We
might as well move on. They ain't
a-goin' to let her drop.' " Washing
ton Star.
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