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Newspaper Page TextTHE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY, DEC. 30. 1915 page tttref; PROFESSIONAL COLl'MN Dr. H. T. ALLISON Physician & Surgeon Office In Gunn Building. HEPPNER, OREGON Dr. N. E. WINNARD Physician & Surgeon Office In Fair Building HEPPNER - - OREGON Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN DENTIST Offices over the New Postofflce. HEPPNER, OREGON A. D. McMURDO, M. D. Pliysician & Surgeon Office in Patterson Drug Store HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON Dr. JOHN B. DYE DENTIST Room 16, lone Hotel, lone, Ore. WOODSON & SWEEK ATTORXEY8-AT-LAW Office In Palace Hotel, Heppner, Oregon SAM E. VAN VACTOR ATTOUXEY-AT-IiAW Oftce on west end of May Street HEPPNER, OREGON S. E. NOTSON ATTORN EY-AT-LAW Office In Court House, Heppner. F. H. ROBINSON LAWYER IONE :-: :-: :-: :-: -: OREGON CLYDE and DICK WELLS SHAYINO PARLORS Three doors south of Postofflce. Shaving 25c Halrcutting 35c Bathroom In connection. PATTERSON & ELDER 2 Doors North Palace Hotel. TONSOKAL ARTISTS FINE BATHS SHAVING 25c J. H. BODE MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON W. L. SMITH ABSTRACTER Only complete set of abstract books in Morrow County. HEPPNER OREGON "Tailoring That Satisfies" LOUIS PEARSON MERCHANT TAILOR HEPrNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON Dr. R. J. VAUGHN DENTIST Permanently located In the Odd Fellows building, Rooms 4 and 5. HEPPNER, OREGON VOn SALE 3000 Posts (In town) 100 each. PHELPS GROCERY CO. Dr. Winnard has taken special course In treatment of eye, ear, nose and throat. tt. MXKTV-SIX AC'HKS VOW TK.1K. Ten miles from Cottage Grove, six miles from railroad station. A good school one quarter mile distant, good farm house of seven rooms, barn and other outbuildings. 65 acres in cul tivation, 6 acres in orchard. 25 head of mixed cattle, 16 head of blooded hogs and three good horses. Also farm machinery. To trade for a good wheat farm. For further Informa tion see Smead and Crawford, Hepp ner, Ore. A GOOD 9-ROOM HEPPNER RES IDENCE FOR SALE OR TRADE. DESIRABLE LOCATION. PLENTY OF FRUIT FOR FAMILY USE ON PLACE; PLENTY OF WATER FOR IRRIGATION. PRICES AND TERMS VERY REASONABLE. SJIKAI) & CRAWFORD If I FAIL ta CBSe r CACEB 1UMDS i twi Before it FGiS'JNS tap iiwds ar sttachss 19 BONE without KKenrPj!,,, body lone is CANCER; it never pains mitiMHStstiiKQ 120-PAtE BOOK sent FKKK, 10,uo testi monials. Welti II tuil Any LUtlPin WOMAN'S BREAST ; A II A r n and always poisons deep nrm "UHllUkllpit elands and KILLS QUICKLY One woman in every 7 dies of cancer U.S. report We refuse many who wait too long & must die Poor cured at half price If cancer is yet small Dr. & Mrs. Dr. CKAMLEY & CO. ffilRM "Strictly RellaMi, 6rttst Cancer Speclallit living" 434D ft 436E Valencia St, San Francisco, Cal. KINDLY MAIL THIS tUMUMlltl CANCER O. A. C. iniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii FARMERS' AND HOME-MAKERS' WEEK ind RURAL LIFE CONFERENCES January 3 to 8, 1916 Lire Information, Practical Help for tht Home 111c rarra, inc wmni'iniij. Conventions of Oregon's Crestest Industriei Coiifereuceaon Oregon' Most Vital Problems LECTURES DEMONSTRATIONS EXHIBITIONS KN'TKKTAINMKNTS Two thousand people attended last year. It is a great place to make friends with live thinkers and live thouglils, good worktNS, and good work. WINTER SHORT COURSE January 10 to February 4, 1916 A Practical Agricultural Course in a Nut Shell. Applied Science in Actual Work of tne farm auu nuuscuuiu. Courses In FRUIT RAISING, FARM CROPS, SOILS STOCK RAISING, DAIRY WUKK, POULTRY RAISING. OAKDKNING, COOK ING, SHWING, HOUSKUOI.IJ ARTS, HOMK NURSING, BUSINESS METHODS, ROAD BUM DING. FARM ENGINEERING, RURAL ORGANIZATIONS, MARKETING. Correspondence Courses Without Tuition. Expert Instruction in -Music. Reduced railroad rates. For program write to The College Exchange, Oregon Agricultural College. Corvaiiis, liw-12-1 to 1-1) P0PUIMAIECft4MCS MAGAZINE 300 ARTICLES-300 ItlUSISATIONS TEKP informed of tlie World's Progress in ! KngiiicerinK. Mechanics and Invention. For father ai,d bun and flil the rarmly. It appeal ;lo all elates-Old and Younf? Men and W omen. 11 is trio I'uvoriK! .iiitiiuznin la uihiiwukihoc iioliiPH thrnimhont tin wrld. Our 1 nri'ikMl Virri"ioii(li'!ii uro constuntly nn tlio wntih for lliiui;s new uud iutereatlng and it is Written So You Can Understand It The Shop Notos Department (Q P.ipe-) contain i'rwtieiil lliutBforMiopHorkRndoiiw wuys lur tht Invmtin to iln fhhiiat Hronml the Hume. Amateur Mechanics (17 Pnceal fT llio Pors an'! firm who Hk"loiii.(HotlMnfH'MnlMWtriniilu Irc RKtt mill Telniimtti Outfit. I'll pi nil. Ilnikts. Snow. -Iiom. .lewclry, ili-M Furniture, etc. Contnins in clnu'Liuun for tliti Mechanic, Cam er un'iSiKirt.umn. SI. SO PER YEAR SINGLE COPIES. 13c Order from rour n.w4..lr or rjlroot from the publisher Sample co,iy will be sent on request. POPULAR MECHANICS MAGAZINE 6 No. Michlaan Avenue, CHICAGO When you need two-vision lenses bo sure to get KRYP1W LENSES iv (Worn by over 2SO.000 pmple) For in all other two-vision lenses there is a line or seam between the near and far vision portions that makes the wearer look less than his best, and unmistakably brands him or her witli a sign of age. hryptoks are double-vision lenses Unit look exactly likercuiilarone vision lenses because there are noliccs or seams ui them. Dr. Winnard can supply these lenses Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. Cntholc CIiiutH Services. First Mass, 8 a. m. Second Mass, 10:30 a m. Evening Devotions, 7:'30 p. m. New Years Day is a holy day in the Catholic Church. Masses will be at 8 and 10:30 a. m. on that day. Father O'Rourke will preach in the hall at Cecil on Monday evening, Dec. 27th. Glasses fitted satisfactorily by Dr. Winnard, or money refunded. His prices are reasonable, and he is where you can always find him. No charge for testing eyes, , . . tf. No MY Until fcUHHW Vs' j WSIflEN 6W"f.t V-"55r't4. J No X Kay or ntnur I i',pfr'Z&3r swimlle. An IslunO J J Bfjltl-t C plHDtmHkeKthcrurc tT4ffWC' Any TUMOR. LUMP oi BrV.!r5"? SORE on the tin. f ai Viiu, . r- w, il mm 1 ILL. HE BEST FROM JUDGE His. Jack Jack says he'll certain ly get a divorce if I even attempt to color my hair. Mrs Mack The brute! Are you going to allow him to dictate to you in that fashion? Mrs. , Jack No indeed. I've re solved to dye for freedom. 1 I I I Her Fear. Nervous old lady (as train stops suddenly) What's the matter? Trainman There is a two-hun dred foot embankment here and a whole train just rolled down it. Nervous old lady O dear; I hope it wasn't ours. IIS! Klsie's Kind. Six-year-old Elsie teased her moth er unrestingly for a chew of gum be fore they went into the theatre, but explaining it was impolite to chew in public her mother refused to give it to her. Little Elsie did not forget the gum however, for when the show was over she said: "Mamma, where does gum come from?" "From a tree, Elsie," replied her mother. "What kind of a tree, mamma?" "Why, a spruce tree, my dear." "Well, the seat I sat in must have been made of a spruce tree, 'cause 1 dug a nice big chew of gum off the bottom of it." IMS Ever Notice? Willis You don't see as many of these brainless-looking creatures of the fashion-artist walking through the pages of the magazines as you used to. Gillis No; they are all riding in the automobile-advertisements now. ill! Little lesson in Natural History. Noah was standing in the rain, superintending the loading of the Ark. At last all the live stock was in, nave the camel, who hung back. Noah lost patience, for his umbrella had blown inside out, his rain coat was not living up to its garantee and his rubber boots had holes in them. "Here you!" he shouted to the cam el. "Get a hump on yourself!" The camel got his hack up about it, and that's how it happened. Mil Waste Labor. Lady of the House Say, Dinah, did you cleau the fish? Dinah Law, no missus! Why should Ah clean dat fish? He done lib all his life in de wattah. Puppet. Sill Found. First Co-ed I've lost a diminutive, argenteous, truncated cone, convex on its summit, and semi-perforated witli symmetrical indentations. Second Co-ed Here's your thim ble. Medicine Man. III! Itmtul. Old Maid (allowing rare coins) This coin was made in 1790. The Brute Why didn't you spend it when it was new? Froth. ISIS Anything Possible These Days. "Impossible," "But I saw it." "Impossible ridiculous!" "I tell you it did." "And I say it didn't because it couldn't." "I was there and witnessed it." "Do you mean to tell me that he was killed by a bolt from a clear sky? Do you expect me to believe such a yarn?" he shouted. "That's just what I'm telling you. A workman on a twenty-story build ing dropped the bolt." Kansas City Journal. Mil Indirectly. "Is there any profit In selling pos tage stamps?" inquired the man in search of information. "Not directly," replied the drug gist, "but it gets people into the habit of going to the drug store, and after that it doesn't take long to make chronic invalids of them." Kansas City Star. ill! Got 'Km All. Mess Cook 'Ere, Bill, next time you send up a crate of chickens see that they don't get loose. I've spent hours scouring the neighborhood and only been able to find ten. Orderly 'Ush, 'Erb, 'ush. I only sent yer six! Tid-bits. I I I His Experiment. A certain colloge president wore side whiskers. Whenever he suggest ed removing them, there was division of opinion in the family. One morn ing he entered his wife's dressing room, razor in hand, with his right cheek shaved smooth. "How do you like it, my dear?" he asked. "If you think it looks well, I will shave the other side, too." Facts and Fancies. I I I I High Keif-Esteem. "Well, if that Watson Isn't the most conceited, self-satisfied self " "Yes, I've heard you say some thing of that kind before. What's started you oft this time?" "He just sent a telegram of con gratulations to his mother." "Well?" "Today's his birthday." Every body's Magazine. INDUSTRIAL ITEMS OF GENERAL INTEREST Newport defeated an occupation tax. It is planned to oil roads around Eciio. Portland's tax is (25.40 on the $1000. Sutherlin Is getting new two-story brick building. 7500 Douglas county turkeys bring owners $15,000. The busy Sellwood Bee had a fine Christmas paper. The Standard Oil Co. will build a tank at Stanfield. The Sutherlin Sun had a pretty 20 page Christmas paper. Pendleton will pave two more streets with bitulithic. A county road is to be built from Newport to Yaquina. Eugene sent dried loganberries eapt for Christmas gfts. Pendleton is building a country club for 100 members. The taxpayers league in Washing ton county made a $36,000 cut. L. C. Reynolds will build $10,000 shingle mill on lower Siuslaw. Columbia River & Nehalem Log ging R. R. is running to capacity. Union Pacific System is to spend $1,560,000 on Oregon lines in 1916. A cargo of ties is soon to be sent from lower Columbia to Great Brit ain. O-W. R. & N. will spend $400, 000 lining St. Johns tunnel with con crete. ' The tax commission announces that taxes for 1916 will be about 15 lower. The Signal-Review plant at New port has been sold to H. G. Guild, owner of the Toledo Sentinel. Oregon corn acreage nearly doub led during year, largely due to ed ucational campaign of O-W. R. & N. The Roach Lumber Co., of Musca tine, Idaho, raises $300,000 to build first section of logging road at Suth erlin. Citizens of North Bend voted to amend charter extending franchise of Southern Pacific Co., from 35 to 60 years. Steam and electric lines in Oregon In 1915 paid $2,200,683.27 taxes and operating revenues dropped off $1, 177,430. Work will be started at once on a new road down the Umatilla river from Pendleton to Pilot Rock Junc tion; to cost $20,000. vThe Portland Chamber of Com merce is making fight to have all Douglas fir and Oregon stone used on new million dollar postofiice. Roseburg-Kenrtall, Tittsburg cap italist, returns in January to take up work on railroad and sawmill. Some right of way has been secured. St. Helens industries in full blast employ 90 men in the shipyards, 30 in creosoting plant, 150 In two saw mills, and 50 in two road metal plants. Portland's new Franklin high school will cost $600,000, have seven buildings and 2000 students. It will have a complete agricultural college course. Roedsport gives lumber company 75 acres of land for factory site and water frontage on condition it will build mill of 125,000 feet capacity and operate for 15 years. Ex-president Taft ad'oeates the abolition of the office of postmaster, leaving the deputies in charge as they are now, the post master being merely a figurehead in most instances Saving of $4,000,000 a year. The demand of 400,000 railroad employees for ten-hour pay for an eight-hour day, and pay-and-a-half for overtime is another cloud on the business horizon. It will prevent in vestments in railroads, and with bus ncss men demanding reduced freight rates, will force the railroads ulti mately into public ownership. Under post office department Tili ngs you can send 3 pounds of printed matter from here to Philomath for 24 cents, but you can send 4 pounds for 8 cents. If a private corporation did business that way it would be fined $2,000,000 for discrimination or something, and all the oflicails sent to the penitentiary. Gazette Times, Corvaiiis. The Federated Church. The regular service at the Feder ated church are as follows: Preaching every Sunday, 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Federated Sunday School every Sunday 9:45 a. m. Federated Young People's Meeting every Sunday 6:30 p. m. Federated Missionary Society the last Tuesday In each month. Prayer meeting every Thursday at 7:30 p. m. Federated Ladies Aid meets the 2nd Tuesday in every month, 2:30 p. m. A hearty weleome Is extended to all. W. B. SMITH, Pastor. Parsonage next door to the church. FOU SAI.K A limited quantity of No. 128 hybrid seed wheat. See Phill Colin before it is all gone. JiOST Side curtain to C. A. Mi nor's Cadillac car, somewhere be tween Court House and Main street. Finder please leave same at the Heppner Garage. Get your cord wood at the Louis Groshens place on Uhea creek for $3.50 or at the Hamilton ranch for 2.60. H. H. WEEKS. M - 'H - L. MONTERESTELU MARBLE AND GRANITE WORKS PENDLETON, OREGON Fine Monument and Cemetery Work. A M.M.K uiiJVU IIIIVIVJIVU All. Vlllllg TT Jl IV All line should get my pricas and estimates before placing their orders. ALL WORK GUARANTEED People's Cash Market Phone Main 73 All kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats, Poultry, Lard We pay highest cash prices paid for Stock, Hides and Pelts. HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor I FEATHER The Folding Mattress Company of Tendleton, Oregon, has opened a shop in the Fair Building over the postofflce in Heppner. All kinds of Mattresses renovated and rebuilt, and Sanitary folding mattresses made out of old feather beds. Your business respectfully solicited. G. R. BURCH BILLIARDS THE HEPPNER CLUB HOTTMAN & VICKERS We carry the best line of CIGARS, TOBACCO, and CANDIES Drink "Grape SmasEi" The pure flavor of the Concord Grape 5c a glass Fresh Ice Cream Every Day-WE MAKE IT THE PALM The Home of Good "Sweet Meats" HEPPNER WOOD YARD E. E. BEEMAN, Prop. Dealer In Wood and Coal Leave orders with Slocum Drug Co. or phone Main 60. Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and Posts, for Sale by HEPPNER FARMERS' UNION WAREHOUSE CO. Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest Price Paid for Hides and Pelts. CITY MEAT MARKET J. FRANK HALL, Prop. Best in the line of meats handled at the lowest possible prices. FINEST HOME-MADE LARD AND ERESII AND CURED MEATS. -- See Me Before You Sell Your Fat Stock. - M. my MATTRESSES I Manager