THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY, DEC. 30. 1915
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PROFESSIONAL COLl'MN
Dr. H. T. ALLISON
Physician & Surgeon
Office In Gunn Building.
HEPPNER, OREGON
Dr. N. E. WINNARD
Physician & Surgeon
Office In Fair Building
HEPPNER - - OREGON
Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN
DENTIST
Offices over the
New Postofflce.
HEPPNER, OREGON
A. D. McMURDO, M. D.
Pliysician & Surgeon
Office in Patterson Drug Store
HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON
Dr. JOHN B. DYE
DENTIST
Room 16, lone Hotel, lone, Ore.
WOODSON & SWEEK
ATTORXEY8-AT-LAW
Office In Palace Hotel,
Heppner, Oregon
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATTOUXEY-AT-IiAW
Oftce on west end of May Street
HEPPNER, OREGON
S. E. NOTSON
ATTORN EY-AT-LAW
Office In Court House, Heppner.
F. H. ROBINSON
LAWYER
IONE :-: :-: :-: :-: -: OREGON
CLYDE and DICK WELLS
SHAYINO PARLORS
Three doors south of Postofflce.
Shaving 25c Halrcutting 35c
Bathroom In connection.
PATTERSON & ELDER
2 Doors North Palace Hotel.
TONSOKAL ARTISTS
FINE BATHS SHAVING 25c
J. H. BODE
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
W. L. SMITH
ABSTRACTER
Only complete set of abstract
books in Morrow County.
HEPPNER
OREGON
"Tailoring That Satisfies"
LOUIS PEARSON
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPrNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
Dr. R. J. VAUGHN
DENTIST
Permanently located In the Odd
Fellows building, Rooms 4 and 5.
HEPPNER, OREGON
VOn SALE 3000 Posts (In town)
100 each. PHELPS GROCERY CO.
Dr. Winnard has taken special
course In treatment of eye, ear, nose
and throat. tt.
MXKTV-SIX AC'HKS VOW TK.1K.
Ten miles from Cottage Grove, six
miles from railroad station. A good
school one quarter mile distant, good
farm house of seven rooms, barn and
other outbuildings. 65 acres in cul
tivation, 6 acres in orchard. 25 head
of mixed cattle, 16 head of blooded
hogs and three good horses. Also
farm machinery. To trade for a good
wheat farm. For further Informa
tion see Smead and Crawford, Hepp
ner, Ore.
A GOOD 9-ROOM HEPPNER RES
IDENCE FOR SALE OR TRADE.
DESIRABLE LOCATION. PLENTY
OF FRUIT FOR FAMILY USE ON
PLACE; PLENTY OF WATER FOR
IRRIGATION. PRICES AND TERMS
VERY REASONABLE.
SJIKAI) & CRAWFORD
If I FAIL ta CBSe r CACEB 1UMDS i twi
Before it FGiS'JNS tap iiwds ar sttachss 19 BONE
without KKenrPj!,,,
body lone is
CANCER; it never
pains mitiMHStstiiKQ
120-PAtE BOOK sent
FKKK, 10,uo testi
monials. Welti II tuil
Any LUtlPin WOMAN'S BREAST
; A II A r n and always poisons deep nrm
"UHllUkllpit elands and KILLS QUICKLY
One woman in every 7 dies of cancer U.S. report
We refuse many who wait too long & must die
Poor cured at half price If cancer is yet small
Dr. & Mrs. Dr. CKAMLEY & CO. ffilRM
"Strictly RellaMi, 6rttst Cancer Speclallit living"
434D ft 436E Valencia St, San Francisco, Cal.
KINDLY MAIL THIS tUMUMlltl CANCER
O. A. C.
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FARMERS' AND HOME-MAKERS' WEEK
ind RURAL LIFE CONFERENCES
January 3 to 8, 1916
Lire Information, Practical Help for tht Home
111c rarra, inc wmni'iniij.
Conventions of Oregon's Crestest Industriei
Coiifereuceaon Oregon' Most Vital Problems
LECTURES DEMONSTRATIONS
EXHIBITIONS KN'TKKTAINMKNTS
Two thousand people attended last year. It is a
great place to make friends with live
thinkers and live thouglils, good
worktNS, and good work.
WINTER SHORT COURSE
January 10 to February 4, 1916
A Practical Agricultural Course in a Nut Shell.
Applied Science in Actual Work of
tne farm auu nuuscuuiu.
Courses In FRUIT RAISING, FARM CROPS,
SOILS STOCK RAISING, DAIRY WUKK,
POULTRY RAISING. OAKDKNING, COOK
ING, SHWING, HOUSKUOI.IJ ARTS, HOMK
NURSING, BUSINESS METHODS, ROAD
BUM DING. FARM ENGINEERING, RURAL
ORGANIZATIONS, MARKETING.
Correspondence Courses Without Tuition.
Expert Instruction in -Music.
Reduced railroad rates.
For program write to The College Exchange, Oregon
Agricultural College. Corvaiiis, liw-12-1 to 1-1)
P0PUIMAIECft4MCS
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6 No. Michlaan Avenue, CHICAGO
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For in all other two-vision lenses
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Dr. Winnard can supply
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Satisfaction guaranteed or
money refunded.
Cntholc CIiiutH Services.
First Mass, 8 a. m.
Second Mass, 10:30 a m.
Evening Devotions, 7:'30 p. m.
New Years Day is a holy day in
the Catholic Church. Masses will
be at 8 and 10:30 a. m. on that day.
Father O'Rourke will preach in the
hall at Cecil on Monday evening,
Dec. 27th.
Glasses fitted satisfactorily by Dr.
Winnard, or money refunded. His
prices are reasonable, and he is where
you can always find him. No charge
for testing eyes, , . . tf.
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ILL.
HE BEST FROM JUDGE
His. Jack Jack says he'll certain
ly get a divorce if I even attempt to
color my hair.
Mrs Mack The brute! Are you
going to allow him to dictate to you
in that fashion?
Mrs. , Jack No indeed. I've re
solved to dye for freedom.
1 I I I
Her Fear.
Nervous old lady (as train stops
suddenly) What's the matter?
Trainman There is a two-hun
dred foot embankment here and a
whole train just rolled down it.
Nervous old lady O dear; I hope
it wasn't ours.
IIS!
Klsie's Kind.
Six-year-old Elsie teased her moth
er unrestingly for a chew of gum be
fore they went into the theatre, but
explaining it was impolite to chew in
public her mother refused to give it
to her.
Little Elsie did not forget the gum
however, for when the show was over
she said:
"Mamma, where does gum come
from?"
"From a tree, Elsie," replied her
mother.
"What kind of a tree, mamma?"
"Why, a spruce tree, my dear."
"Well, the seat I sat in must have
been made of a spruce tree, 'cause 1
dug a nice big chew of gum off the
bottom of it."
IMS
Ever Notice?
Willis You don't see as many of
these brainless-looking creatures of
the fashion-artist walking through
the pages of the magazines as you
used to.
Gillis No; they are all riding in
the automobile-advertisements now.
ill!
Little lesson in Natural History.
Noah was standing in the rain,
superintending the loading of the
Ark. At last all the live stock was
in, nave the camel, who hung back.
Noah lost patience, for his umbrella
had blown inside out, his rain coat
was not living up to its garantee and
his rubber boots had holes in them.
"Here you!" he shouted to the cam
el. "Get a hump on yourself!" The
camel got his hack up about it, and
that's how it happened.
Mil
Waste Labor.
Lady of the House Say, Dinah,
did you cleau the fish?
Dinah Law, no missus! Why
should Ah clean dat fish? He done
lib all his life in de wattah. Puppet.
Sill
Found.
First Co-ed I've lost a diminutive,
argenteous, truncated cone, convex
on its summit, and semi-perforated
witli symmetrical indentations.
Second Co-ed Here's your thim
ble. Medicine Man.
III!
Itmtul.
Old Maid (allowing rare coins)
This coin was made in 1790.
The Brute Why didn't you spend
it when it was new? Froth.
ISIS
Anything Possible These Days.
"Impossible,"
"But I saw it."
"Impossible ridiculous!"
"I tell you it did."
"And I say it didn't because it
couldn't."
"I was there and witnessed it."
"Do you mean to tell me that he
was killed by a bolt from a clear sky?
Do you expect me to believe such a
yarn?" he shouted.
"That's just what I'm telling you.
A workman on a twenty-story build
ing dropped the bolt." Kansas City
Journal.
Mil
Indirectly.
"Is there any profit In selling pos
tage stamps?" inquired the man in
search of information.
"Not directly," replied the drug
gist, "but it gets people into the habit
of going to the drug store, and after
that it doesn't take long to make
chronic invalids of them." Kansas
City Star.
ill!
Got 'Km All.
Mess Cook 'Ere, Bill, next time
you send up a crate of chickens see
that they don't get loose. I've spent
hours scouring the neighborhood and
only been able to find ten.
Orderly 'Ush, 'Erb, 'ush. I only
sent yer six! Tid-bits.
I I I
His Experiment.
A certain colloge president wore
side whiskers. Whenever he suggest
ed removing them, there was division
of opinion in the family. One morn
ing he entered his wife's dressing
room, razor in hand, with his right
cheek shaved smooth.
"How do you like it, my dear?" he
asked. "If you think it looks well,
I will shave the other side, too."
Facts and Fancies.
I I I I
High Keif-Esteem.
"Well, if that Watson Isn't the
most conceited, self-satisfied self "
"Yes, I've heard you say some
thing of that kind before. What's
started you oft this time?"
"He just sent a telegram of con
gratulations to his mother."
"Well?"
"Today's his birthday." Every
body's Magazine.
INDUSTRIAL ITEMS
OF GENERAL INTEREST
Newport defeated an occupation
tax.
It is planned to oil roads around
Eciio.
Portland's tax is (25.40 on the
$1000.
Sutherlin Is getting new two-story
brick building.
7500 Douglas county turkeys bring
owners $15,000.
The busy Sellwood Bee had a fine
Christmas paper.
The Standard Oil Co. will build a
tank at Stanfield.
The Sutherlin Sun had a pretty 20
page Christmas paper.
Pendleton will pave two more
streets with bitulithic.
A county road is to be built from
Newport to Yaquina.
Eugene sent dried loganberries
eapt for Christmas gfts.
Pendleton is building a country
club for 100 members.
The taxpayers league in Washing
ton county made a $36,000 cut.
L. C. Reynolds will build $10,000
shingle mill on lower Siuslaw.
Columbia River & Nehalem Log
ging R. R. is running to capacity.
Union Pacific System is to spend
$1,560,000 on Oregon lines in 1916.
A cargo of ties is soon to be sent
from lower Columbia to Great Brit
ain. O-W. R. & N. will spend $400,
000 lining St. Johns tunnel with con
crete. ' The tax commission announces
that taxes for 1916 will be about
15 lower.
The Signal-Review plant at New
port has been sold to H. G. Guild,
owner of the Toledo Sentinel.
Oregon corn acreage nearly doub
led during year, largely due to ed
ucational campaign of O-W. R. & N.
The Roach Lumber Co., of Musca
tine, Idaho, raises $300,000 to build
first section of logging road at Suth
erlin. Citizens of North Bend voted to
amend charter extending franchise
of Southern Pacific Co., from 35 to
60 years.
Steam and electric lines in Oregon
In 1915 paid $2,200,683.27 taxes and
operating revenues dropped off $1,
177,430. Work will be started at once on
a new road down the Umatilla river
from Pendleton to Pilot Rock Junc
tion; to cost $20,000.
vThe Portland Chamber of Com
merce is making fight to have all
Douglas fir and Oregon stone used on
new million dollar postofiice.
Roseburg-Kenrtall, Tittsburg cap
italist, returns in January to take
up work on railroad and sawmill.
Some right of way has been secured.
St. Helens industries in full blast
employ 90 men in the shipyards, 30
in creosoting plant, 150 In two saw
mills, and 50 in two road metal
plants.
Portland's new Franklin high
school will cost $600,000, have seven
buildings and 2000 students. It will
have a complete agricultural college
course.
Roedsport gives lumber company
75 acres of land for factory site and
water frontage on condition it will
build mill of 125,000 feet capacity
and operate for 15 years.
Ex-president Taft ad'oeates the
abolition of the office of postmaster,
leaving the deputies in charge as
they are now, the post master being
merely a figurehead in most instances
Saving of $4,000,000 a year.
The demand of 400,000 railroad
employees for ten-hour pay for an
eight-hour day, and pay-and-a-half
for overtime is another cloud on the
business horizon. It will prevent in
vestments in railroads, and with bus
ncss men demanding reduced freight
rates, will force the railroads ulti
mately into public ownership.
Under post office department Tili
ngs you can send 3 pounds of printed
matter from here to Philomath for
24 cents, but you can send 4 pounds
for 8 cents. If a private corporation
did business that way it would be
fined $2,000,000 for discrimination
or something, and all the oflicails
sent to the penitentiary. Gazette
Times, Corvaiiis.
The Federated Church.
The regular service at the Feder
ated church are as follows:
Preaching every Sunday, 11 a. m.
and 7:30 p. m.
Federated Sunday School every
Sunday 9:45 a. m.
Federated Young People's Meeting
every Sunday 6:30 p. m.
Federated Missionary Society the
last Tuesday In each month.
Prayer meeting every Thursday at
7:30 p. m.
Federated Ladies Aid meets the
2nd Tuesday in every month, 2:30
p. m.
A hearty weleome Is extended to
all.
W. B. SMITH, Pastor.
Parsonage next door to the church.
FOU SAI.K A limited quantity of
No. 128 hybrid seed wheat. See Phill
Colin before it is all gone.
JiOST Side curtain to C. A. Mi
nor's Cadillac car, somewhere be
tween Court House and Main street.
Finder please leave same at the
Heppner Garage.
Get your cord wood at the Louis
Groshens place on Uhea creek for
$3.50 or at the Hamilton ranch for
2.60. H. H. WEEKS.
M - 'H -
L. MONTERESTELU
MARBLE AND GRANITE
WORKS
PENDLETON, OREGON
Fine Monument and Cemetery Work.
A M.M.K uiiJVU IIIIVIVJIVU All. Vlllllg TT Jl IV All
line should get my pricas and estimates
before placing their orders.
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
People's Cash Market
Phone Main 73
All kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats, Poultry, Lard
We pay highest cash prices paid for Stock, Hides and
Pelts.
HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor
I FEATHER
The Folding Mattress Company of Tendleton, Oregon, has opened a
shop in the Fair Building over the postofflce in Heppner. All
kinds of Mattresses renovated and rebuilt, and Sanitary
folding mattresses made out of old feather beds.
Your business respectfully solicited.
G. R. BURCH
BILLIARDS
THE HEPPNER CLUB
HOTTMAN & VICKERS
We carry the best line of
CIGARS, TOBACCO, and CANDIES
Drink "Grape SmasEi"
The pure flavor of the Concord Grape
5c a glass
Fresh Ice Cream Every Day-WE MAKE IT
THE PALM
The Home of Good "Sweet Meats"
HEPPNER WOOD YARD
E. E. BEEMAN, Prop.
Dealer In
Wood and Coal
Leave orders with Slocum Drug Co. or phone Main 60.
Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and
Posts, for Sale by
HEPPNER FARMERS' UNION
WAREHOUSE CO.
Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest
Price Paid for Hides and Pelts.
CITY MEAT MARKET
J. FRANK HALL, Prop.
Best in the line of meats handled at the lowest possible prices.
FINEST HOME-MADE LARD AND ERESII AND CURED
MEATS. --
See Me Before You Sell Your Fat Stock.
- M.
my
MATTRESSES I
Manager