The gazette-times. (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, December 23, 1915, Image 5

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Newspaper Page Texti THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY, DEC. 23, 1913 PAGE F1V I'UOl ESSIONAL COLUMN Dr. H. T. ALLISON i rhjslclnn & Surgeon Office in Gunn Building. HEPPNER. OREGON Dr. N. E. WINNAED rhystcian & Burgeon Office In Fair Building HEPPNER - - OREGON Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN DENTIST Offices over the New Postofflce. HEPPNER, OREGON A. D. McMTJRDO, M. D. Physician ft Surgeon Office In Patterson Drug Store HEPPNER :-: OREGON Dr. JOHN B. DTE DENTIST Room K, lone Hotel, lone, Ore. WOODSON & SWEEK ATTORXEYS-AT-lAV Office in Palace Hotel, Heppner, Oregon SAM E. VAN VACTOR ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Offe on west end of May Street HEPPNER, OREGON S. E. NOTSON ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Office in Court House, Heppner. F. H. ROBINSON LAWYER IONE :-: -: OREGON CLYDE and DICK WELLS SHAVING PARLORS Three doors south of Postofflce. Shaving 25c Haircuttlng 35c Bathroom in connection. PATTERSON & ELDER 2 Doors North Palace Hotel. TONSORAL ARTISTS FEME BATHS SHAVING 26c J. H. BODE MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER :- OREGON W. L. SMITH ABSTRACTER Only complete set of abstract books lu Morrow Couety, HEPPNER :- OREGON ' "Tailoring That Satisfies" LOUIS PEARSON JIERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON Dr. R. J. VAUGHN DENTIST Permanently located In the Odd Fellows building, Rooms 4 and 5. HEPPNER, OREGON SDoYouWant More Money 5 For Your Hides and Furs? If you do we can show you the nay. Write (or the most up-to-date, and at tractive price list ever issued. It's full of interesting and reliable information. Free to you for the asking. McCALLS DECOY and our POISON BAITS increase your catch 100. Decoy, 2 o. tubes, 35c; 4oi.60c; V4 pint $1. prepaid. Sure Death Capsules, $1.75 per 100. Express prepaid. Trappers supplies at lowest prices. Catalog Free. Northwisltrn Hldi&FurCo. 200 1st it. N., MINNEAPOLIS Established 1890 FOR SALE Purebred White Leg horn roosters; none better, $1.00 each while they last. O. E. LINDSTROM, Morgan, Or. Dr. Wlnnard has taken Bpeclal course in treatment of eye, ear, nose and throat. tt. FOR SALE 8000 Posts (In town) lOo each. PHELPS GROCERY CO. I Will GE $1089 If 1 FAIL to CURE br, CANCER TBS.Ca.tMt before It POISONS dies jlaids or atlsthes tl BONE WiuiMt Knife or Pa:n No PAY Until CURED WRITTEN SltHRANTEE No X Kay or other swindle. An Inland, plant niaa-stbpcnre Any Mies. LUMP or SORE on the 11 1. face or body long la CANCER; It never pttlnH until laxtstafre 120-PAGE BOOK fc-nt FREE, 10,Uu0 testi monials, frits Is sms Any LCMPin WOMAN'S BREAST it I II UP CD and always polsonsdeen arm- UN NliC H pit Elands and KILIS QUICKLY One woman in every 7Uiesofeancer U.S. report We refuse many who wait too long & must die Poor cored at half price If cancer is yet small Or. & Mrs. Dr. CHAMLEY & CO. Kleft "Strictly RatlsMi, greatest Cancer Specialist ttvlni" 4340 1 436E Valencia St, San Francisco, Cal. KINDLY MAIL THIS ts wsssssaM CANCER O. A. C. iiniiiiiiunmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiti FARMERS' AND HOME-MAKERS' WEEK nd RURAL LIFE CONFERENCES Jaauary 3 to 8, 1916 U-e laformattau. Practical Help for tht Bsne Use Farm, the Community. Convratianof Oregoa's Greatest Industrie Conferesuxa on Oregoa's Moat Viul ProMeaaa t,ECTURHS DHMOPSTRA'ON8 iCXHIBTIONS-BNTKRTAINlIBfT Two thovaand people stteaded last year. It is a great place to make friends with Hv Uiuikers and live thoughu, good workers, and good work. WINTER SHORT COURSE January 10 to February 4, 1916 A Practical Agricultural Course la a Nut Shell. Applied ftuience in Actual Wrl of the Farm and Household. Cwnieaen FRUIT RAISING, FARM CROPS, BOILS. STOCK RAISING, DAIRY WOKK, POULTRY RAISING. GARDENING, COOK ING, SKWING, HOUSEHOLD ARTS, HOME NURSING, BUSINWW METHODS, ROAD BUILDING. PAR M HNGINHKRI NO, RURAL ORGANIZATIONS, MARKETING. Oonaeapondenca Courses Without Tuitioa. Expert Instruction in Music. Reduced railroad rates. wtirogram write to The College Exchange, Oregon Agricultural College. Corvalils. tiw-a-i to f-l) CBMICS .MAGAZINES 300 ARTiCLES-300 ILIUSTBAIIONS 'LTEEP informed of tha World's Protrreas In Engineering, Meclianics and Invention. For father and bon and All the family, it appeals toall classesOld and Young Men and Women. 11 ! 100 r itTnrito Aingaxme m tnounpuun 01 homw throttfrhout llio world. Our ForeiRn irrvsijoiilenta are constant ty rm tiie watch for thmtit new and iateretttitm cd It i Written So You Can Understand It p'tifi Shop NetM DMrtmnt (20 hm) onntBlm frw-tioal Hint lor bliop worn anamry woyi tor lae I'lynum to do thlni around tlie llama. Ammeur MchaMrs (17 Prige) f"r the "Boyi and UtrMtwho likflion.ukothing(t,tt'llt howtoroakeWire- tftm ami ieiegrapn uuuna, tLngmen, ifoirti, hoow Lirnrtionii for tit Mechanic, Cuniper and.SptirUman. Sl.SO iCtt YEAR SINOLK COJm, ISc prater ymar mm4Uwr m ret torn th MblUfcf Samp! copy win be vent on requeet. POPULAR MECHANICS MAGAZINEl NO. Michigan Avenue, CHIC AGO When you need two-vision lenses be sure to get KRYP1W LENSES (Worn by over 250,000 people) For In all other two-vision lenses there is a line or seam between the near and far vision portions that makes the wearer look less than his best, and unmistakably brands nim or ner wan a sign of age. Xryptoks are rinuDIe-vlslon lenses tliut Jookcxactly likcrcgularone. vision lenses because there are no lines or scams in them. Dr. Winnard can supply these lenses Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. A GOOD 9-ROOM HEPPNER RES IDENCE FOR SALE OR TRADE. DESIRABLE LOCATION. PLENTY OP FRUIT FOR FAMILY USE ON PLACE; PLENTY OF WATER FOR IRRIGATION. PRICES AND TERMS VERY REASONABLE. 8MEAD & CRAWFORD Frank Cramer of Hardman went to Castle Rock Tuesday. Frank Engleman, of lone, spent Monday evening In Heppner, return- jftv rr -a fik. POPULiuTME -ssa i j In to the Egg City Tuesday morning. J THE BEST FROM JUDGE Noticed. Iiranew Notice the Prof, ggling Miss Magook at the dance list night? Yearolde A highbrow appreciat ing a low neck, eh? Panther I I i t Could Fill the Bill. He had toid her the age-old story, and, torn with emotion, waited for a few short words thafc would decide his fate. "George," she answered, "before I give you my answer you must tell me something. Do you drink any thing?" A smile of relief lighted his hand some countenance Was that all she wanted to know? " Proudly, triumph antly he clasped her In his arms and whispered in her shell-like ear: "Anything," he said. The Medi cine Man. I I I I A Large Fraternity. "Yes," said the principal of the young ladies' seminary to the proud parent, "you ought to be very happy, my dear sir, to be the father of so large a family, all the members of which appear to be so devoted to one another." "Large family! Devoted!" gasped the old gentleman, In amazement. "What on earth do you mean, ma 'am?" "Why, yes, Indeed," said the prin cipal, beaming through her glasses "No fewer than eleven of Edith'B brothers have been here this term to take her out, and she tells me she expects the tall one with the blue eyes again to-morrow." Tit-Bits, i i I I What His Uncle Left Him. He had been refused, but he de clined to believe It "Then I am to understand that this is your final answer,' Miss Stub bles?" "My final answer." "Nothing can move you?" "Nothing." "Then my life will be a lonely one and my fate a barsh one, for my tra de with whom I lived has just died and left me "That fact somewhat alters the case, Henry. I can not be harsh to one who has sustained such recent bereavement. If I could only believe that you are sincere ' "Sincere! Oh, Miss Stubbles!" "You have certainly made an Iro- presrion on my Tieart. Give me time to think of it." "How long?'" "After all. why think of it? Henry, I am yours." "Oh, Genevieve!" "Your poor uncle! Was he long ill?" "Three days." "It is too bad! You Bay he left you ?" "Yes, he bas left me." "How much?" "Horn muchl I said he had left me He had nothing td leave. I am' alone 1n the world now, home less, penniless, Tiut with you by my side-why she's fainted." Argonaut. 5 5 She And don't you go in for sport of any kind? He Oh, yass, don't yer know. I'm haw passionately fond of dominoes. Detroit Free Press Glasses fitted satisfactorily by Dr. Wlnnard, or money refunded. His prices are reasonable, and he is where you can always find him. No charge for testing eyes. tf. Why go to the trouble of baking when you can buy the best of bread at the Heppner Bakery. FOR 8AI.F A limited quantity of No. 128 hybrid seed wheat. See Phill Cohn before It Is all gone. LOST Side curtain to C. A. Mi nor's Cadillac car, somewhere be tween Court House and Main street. Finder please leave same at the Heppner Garage. TYPHOID m no more necessary than Smallpox. Army experience has demonstrated the. almost tnirnculous effi cacy and hirmlessness, of Antityphoid Vaccination. Be vaccinated NOW by your physician, you and your family. It is more vital than house insurance. Ailc your physician, drueglit, or send for "Have you had Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vaccine, results from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers. THE CUTTER LABORATORY, BERKELEY, CAL MOOUCINtf VACCINES ft IERUMS UKDER tl. S. SOV, LICINC Curious Phenomenon at Dayville. A series of phenomena thought to have had their origin at the volcano Mt. Lasson, nearly 300 miles away, began here last week, when on the evening of December 7 a cyclonic cloud formed, or drifted from the southwest and remained apparently stationary to the southwest of this place. A very distinct boom was emitted by the cloud, although at the time it was calm below. A heavy round cloud overhung this part of the valley the greater, part of the day; about 7 o'clock a funnel formed on the southern edge of the cloud, about midway along its border. The lower edge of the funnel was turned up and Inwards toward the center and was (imbricated. The next day during the afternoon a dense cloud of dust enveloped this section of the valley. The dust In places was opaque. It is the belief of J. Campbell Mar tin, U S. observer, that this dust was volcanic ash from Mt. Lassen and has been held in suspension in the at mosphere at a great height, had pos sibly been sucked Into the cyclonic cloud whose centrifugal force caused the upper dust laden air to descend to fill the vacuum, owing to the oper ations the dust laden air ascended around and up the sides of the fun nel flowed out above and quietly de scended over Dayville. Baker Her ald. Chas. Chick, Miss Hotchklss and Frank Cronin formed a party of young people who motored up to this city from lone last Thursday eve ning. Department of Kutany Farmers' Week lectures. Oregon Agricultural College, C'or vallis, Ike 20 Plant diseases fre quently cause more loss to growers than all other causes combined. A considerable proportion of these dis eases are entirely preventable. Many farmers, however, have little or no opportunity of becoming acquainted with the nature of the diseases with whicli they have to contend, or with the methods by which they may be controlled. In order to meet the needs for information along this line the department of Botany and Plant Pathology of the Oregon Agricultural College has arranged to give talks at Farmers' Week, Jan. 3-S, upon the most serious diseases of Oregon crops and the way in which they may be prevented. Among others the fol lowing topics of tremendous import ance to this state, will be discussed in a practical manner: Fire blight, apple scab, peach blight and peach leaf curl, brown rot of prunes, cherry gummosis, potato late blight, potato scab, black scurf and wilt of potato, grain smuts. - Consideration will also be given to some of our worst weeds and some of our worst poisonous plants, the importance of which every intelligent grower understands. Realizing that it is impossible to discuss in lectures every problem along the line of plant diseases by which the growers may be confront ed. Professor H. P. Barss, Plant Path ologist of the Experimental Station, will aTrange for Individual private conferences regarding growers' own plant disease problems with any growers atetnding the Farmers Week exercises who avail themselves of the privilege. It is hoped that a large number of farmers and fruit growers can arrange to accept the opportunity. The Federated Church. The regular service at the Feder ated church are as follows: Preaching every Sunday, 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Federated Sunday School every Sunday 9:45 a. m. Federated Young People's Meeting every Sunday 6: JO p. m. Federated Missionary Society the last Tuesday in each month. Prayer meeting every Thursday at 7:30 p. m. Federated Ladles Aid meets the 2nd Tuesday in every month, 2:30 p. m. A hearty welcome is extended to all. W. B. SMITH, Pastor. Parsonage next door to the church Adam Knoblock was a business visitor in the city Tuesday. BODY, SOUL AND ALL The Case of an Inexperienced Carwar Driven to Desperation. A bashful young bachelor was inrit ed to a dinner party aud was paired off with the prettiest lady. It was a fan ily party, and his seat was in front of the roast fowl. Re bud never dace any carving in hi life. Furthermore, there was in addition to the chicken .H fried sole in front of his place, and he was also expected to help to the fish. He made the best of the carving by asking the lady at bis side what she preferred. "A little of the sole, please," she re piled. He began to cut a slice from the breast of the fowl. "No. no,' she whispered; "the sole." Now where was the sole of a hen? He thought a whole minute, then he attacked the wing. "The sole, the sole!" criud the lady. He looked for the feet, but no soles were left, so he tried a drumstick. But she still shook her head aud murmur ed: "You don't understand me. I only wnnt a piece of the sole." The yonug man arose, stuck his fork through the fowl and put it all on the lady's plate. -Take It!" he shouted. "Take it body, soul and all!" Then he helped himself to the Ash.--Cleveland Plain Dealer. No Mercy. A flsh peddler was whipping his slcrw but patient horse In a residential street the other day. and crying, his wares at intervals: "Fresh mackerel! Fresh mackerel!" A woman, seeing his acts of cruelty, put her head out of the window, and called to him: "Have you no mercy?" "No, mum," he replied: "nothin' but mackerel. That is all." National Monthly. Eager. "I understand the bride and groom are hack from their honeymoon trip." "Yes." "Are they all settled 7" "Yes." "And happy?" "Very. She can hardly wait for his first pay day to come." Detroit Free Press. Making History. The Guest And who Is the distin guished personage lu oil over the man tel? The Owner That's my great-grandfather, Hopplnger Hlnkle, painted by Kaloosky. He was one of the mob of pntrlots who dumped the boatload of storage eggs into tho harbor. Cleve land Plain Dealer. Deoidedly Unsuitable. Tarson Johnson Why don't yo' coue to church, Sam? , Sam Shlnn Nothin' suitable to wear, pahsue. Farson-The Lord won't notice yo' clothes, Sam. Sam-No, but Deacon Bntta might recognize his shirt, and Bre'r Simpson his umbrella. Puck. t T L. 10MERE MARBLE AND GRANITE WORKS PENDLETON, OREGON I Fine Monument and Cemetery Work. All parties interested in getting work in my line should get my pricas and estimates before placing their orders. ALL WORK GUARANTEED People's Cash Market Phone Main 73 AO kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats, Poultry, Lard We pay highest cash prices paid for Stock, Hides and Pelts. HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor 1r I FEATHER The Folding Mattress Company of Pendleton, Oregon, bas opened a Bhop in the Fair Building over the postofflce in Heppner. All kinds of Mattresses renovated and rebuilt, and Sanitary folding mattresses marin nut nf nlri fenMipr hprla Your business G. R. BURCH it BILLIARDS THE HEPPNER CLUB CRAWFORD & JONES We carry the best line of CIGARS, TOBACCO, and CANDIES Drink "Grape Smash" The pure flavor of the Concord Grape 5c a glass Fresh Ice Cream Every Day-WE MAKE IT THE PALM The Home of Good "Sweet Meats" HEPPNER WOOD YARD E. E. BEEMAN, Prop. Dealer In Wood and Coal aaaBaaassBMBaBMsaanansaasBMSBSsasaan Leave orders with Slocum Drug Co. or phone Main 60. Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and Posts, for Sale by HEPPNER FARMERS' UNION WAREHOUSE CO. Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest Price Paid for Hides and Pelts. CITY MEAT MARKET J. FRANK HALL, Prop. Best in the line of meats handled at the lowest possible prices, FINEST HOME-MADE LARD AND FRESH AND CURED MEATS. --- See Me Before You Sell Your Fat Stock. STELU MATTRESSES respectfully solicited. Manager