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THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY, DEC. 23, 1913
PAGE F1V
I'UOl ESSIONAL COLUMN
Dr. H. T. ALLISON
i
rhjslclnn & Surgeon
Office in Gunn Building.
HEPPNER. OREGON
Dr. N. E. WINNAED
rhystcian & Burgeon
Office In Fair Building
HEPPNER - - OREGON
Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN
DENTIST
Offices over the
New Postofflce.
HEPPNER, OREGON
A. D. McMTJRDO, M. D.
Physician ft Surgeon
Office In Patterson Drug Store
HEPPNER :-: OREGON
Dr. JOHN B. DTE
DENTIST
Room K, lone Hotel, lone, Ore.
WOODSON & SWEEK
ATTORXEYS-AT-lAV
Office in Palace Hotel,
Heppner, Oregon
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Offe on west end of May Street
HEPPNER, OREGON
S. E. NOTSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office in Court House, Heppner.
F. H. ROBINSON
LAWYER
IONE :-:
-: OREGON
CLYDE and DICK WELLS
SHAVING PARLORS
Three doors south of Postofflce.
Shaving 25c Haircuttlng 35c
Bathroom in connection.
PATTERSON & ELDER
2 Doors North Palace Hotel.
TONSORAL ARTISTS
FEME BATHS SHAVING 26c
J. H. BODE
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER :-
OREGON
W. L. SMITH
ABSTRACTER
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HEPPNER :-
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HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
Dr. R. J. VAUGHN
DENTIST
Permanently located In the Odd
Fellows building, Rooms 4 and 5.
HEPPNER, OREGON
SDoYouWant More Money 5
For Your Hides and Furs?
If you do we can show you the nay.
Write (or the most up-to-date, and at
tractive price list ever issued. It's full of
interesting and reliable information. Free
to you for the asking. McCALLS DECOY
and our POISON BAITS increase your catch
100. Decoy, 2 o. tubes, 35c; 4oi.60c;
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$1.75 per 100. Express prepaid. Trappers
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Northwisltrn Hldi&FurCo.
200 1st it. N., MINNEAPOLIS Established 1890
FOR SALE Purebred White Leg
horn roosters; none better, $1.00
each while they last.
O. E. LINDSTROM, Morgan, Or.
Dr. Wlnnard has taken Bpeclal
course in treatment of eye, ear, nose
and throat. tt.
FOR SALE 8000 Posts (In town)
lOo each. PHELPS GROCERY CO.
I Will GE $1089
If 1 FAIL to CURE br, CANCER
TBS.Ca.tMt
before It POISONS dies jlaids or
atlsthes tl BONE
WiuiMt Knife or Pa:n
No PAY Until CURED
WRITTEN SltHRANTEE
No X Kay or other
swindle. An Inland,
plant niaa-stbpcnre
Any Mies. LUMP or
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or body long la
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FARMERS' AND HOME-MAKERS' WEEK
nd RURAL LIFE CONFERENCES
Jaauary 3 to 8, 1916
U-e laformattau. Practical Help for tht Bsne
Use Farm, the Community.
Convratianof Oregoa's Greatest Industrie
Conferesuxa on Oregoa's Moat Viul ProMeaaa
t,ECTURHS DHMOPSTRA'ON8
iCXHIBTIONS-BNTKRTAINlIBfT
Two thovaand people stteaded last year. It is a
great place to make friends with Hv
Uiuikers and live thoughu, good
workers, and good work.
WINTER SHORT COURSE
January 10 to February 4, 1916
A Practical Agricultural Course la a Nut Shell.
Applied ftuience in Actual Wrl of
the Farm and Household.
Cwnieaen FRUIT RAISING, FARM CROPS,
BOILS. STOCK RAISING, DAIRY WOKK,
POULTRY RAISING. GARDENING, COOK
ING, SKWING, HOUSEHOLD ARTS, HOME
NURSING, BUSINWW METHODS, ROAD
BUILDING. PAR M HNGINHKRI NO, RURAL
ORGANIZATIONS, MARKETING.
Oonaeapondenca Courses Without Tuitioa.
Expert Instruction in Music.
Reduced railroad rates.
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A GOOD 9-ROOM HEPPNER RES
IDENCE FOR SALE OR TRADE.
DESIRABLE LOCATION. PLENTY
OP FRUIT FOR FAMILY USE ON
PLACE; PLENTY OF WATER FOR
IRRIGATION. PRICES AND TERMS
VERY REASONABLE.
8MEAD & CRAWFORD
Frank Cramer of Hardman went
to Castle Rock Tuesday.
Frank Engleman, of lone, spent
Monday evening In Heppner, return-
jftv rr -a fik.
POPULiuTME
-ssa i
j In to the Egg City Tuesday morning. J
THE BEST FROM JUDGE
Noticed.
Iiranew Notice the Prof, ggling
Miss Magook at the dance list night?
Yearolde A highbrow appreciat
ing a low neck, eh? Panther
I I i t
Could Fill the Bill.
He had toid her the age-old story,
and, torn with emotion, waited for a
few short words thafc would decide
his fate.
"George," she answered, "before
I give you my answer you must tell
me something. Do you drink any
thing?" A smile of relief lighted his hand
some countenance Was that all she
wanted to know? " Proudly, triumph
antly he clasped her In his arms and
whispered in her shell-like ear:
"Anything," he said. The Medi
cine Man.
I I I I
A Large Fraternity.
"Yes," said the principal of the
young ladies' seminary to the proud
parent, "you ought to be very happy,
my dear sir, to be the father of so
large a family, all the members of
which appear to be so devoted to one
another."
"Large family! Devoted!" gasped
the old gentleman, In amazement.
"What on earth do you mean, ma
'am?" "Why, yes, Indeed," said the prin
cipal, beaming through her glasses
"No fewer than eleven of Edith'B
brothers have been here this term
to take her out, and she tells me she
expects the tall one with the blue
eyes again to-morrow." Tit-Bits,
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What His Uncle Left Him.
He had been refused, but he de
clined to believe It
"Then I am to understand that
this is your final answer,' Miss Stub
bles?"
"My final answer."
"Nothing can move you?"
"Nothing."
"Then my life will be a lonely one
and my fate a barsh one, for my tra
de with whom I lived has just died
and left me
"That fact somewhat alters the
case, Henry. I can not be harsh to
one who has sustained such recent
bereavement. If I could only believe
that you are sincere '
"Sincere! Oh, Miss Stubbles!"
"You have certainly made an Iro-
presrion on my Tieart. Give me time
to think of it."
"How long?'"
"After all. why think of it? Henry,
I am yours."
"Oh, Genevieve!"
"Your poor uncle! Was he long
ill?"
"Three days."
"It is too bad! You Bay he left
you ?"
"Yes, he bas left me."
"How much?"
"Horn muchl I said he had left
me He had nothing td leave. I
am' alone 1n the world now, home
less, penniless, Tiut with you by my
side-why she's fainted." Argonaut.
5 5
She And don't you go in for sport
of any kind?
He Oh, yass, don't yer know.
I'm haw passionately fond of
dominoes. Detroit Free Press
Glasses fitted satisfactorily by Dr.
Wlnnard, or money refunded. His
prices are reasonable, and he is where
you can always find him. No charge
for testing eyes. tf.
Why go to the trouble of baking
when you can buy the best of bread
at the Heppner Bakery.
FOR 8AI.F A limited quantity of
No. 128 hybrid seed wheat. See Phill
Cohn before It Is all gone.
LOST Side curtain to C. A. Mi
nor's Cadillac car, somewhere be
tween Court House and Main street.
Finder please leave same at the
Heppner Garage.
TYPHOID
m no more necessary
than Smallpox. Army
experience has demonstrated
the. almost tnirnculous effi
cacy and hirmlessness, of Antityphoid Vaccination.
Be vaccinated NOW by your physician, you and
your family. It is more vital than house insurance.
Ailc your physician, drueglit, or send for "Have
you had Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vaccine,
results from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers.
THE CUTTER LABORATORY, BERKELEY, CAL
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Curious Phenomenon at Dayville.
A series of phenomena thought to
have had their origin at the volcano
Mt. Lasson, nearly 300 miles away,
began here last week, when on the
evening of December 7 a cyclonic
cloud formed, or drifted from the
southwest and remained apparently
stationary to the southwest of this
place. A very distinct boom was
emitted by the cloud, although at the
time it was calm below. A heavy
round cloud overhung this part of the
valley the greater, part of the day;
about 7 o'clock a funnel formed on
the southern edge of the cloud, about
midway along its border. The lower
edge of the funnel was turned up and
Inwards toward the center and was
(imbricated.
The next day during the afternoon
a dense cloud of dust enveloped this
section of the valley. The dust In
places was opaque.
It is the belief of J. Campbell Mar
tin, U S. observer, that this dust
was volcanic ash from Mt. Lassen and
has been held in suspension in the at
mosphere at a great height, had pos
sibly been sucked Into the cyclonic
cloud whose centrifugal force caused
the upper dust laden air to descend
to fill the vacuum, owing to the oper
ations the dust laden air ascended
around and up the sides of the fun
nel flowed out above and quietly de
scended over Dayville. Baker Her
ald. Chas. Chick, Miss Hotchklss and
Frank Cronin formed a party of
young people who motored up to
this city from lone last Thursday eve
ning.
Department of Kutany Farmers'
Week lectures.
Oregon Agricultural College, C'or
vallis, Ike 20 Plant diseases fre
quently cause more loss to growers
than all other causes combined. A
considerable proportion of these dis
eases are entirely preventable. Many
farmers, however, have little or no
opportunity of becoming acquainted
with the nature of the diseases with
whicli they have to contend, or with
the methods by which they may be
controlled. In order to meet the
needs for information along this line
the department of Botany and Plant
Pathology of the Oregon Agricultural
College has arranged to give talks at
Farmers' Week, Jan. 3-S, upon the
most serious diseases of Oregon crops
and the way in which they may be
prevented. Among others the fol
lowing topics of tremendous import
ance to this state, will be discussed
in a practical manner:
Fire blight, apple scab, peach
blight and peach leaf curl, brown rot
of prunes, cherry gummosis, potato
late blight, potato scab, black scurf
and wilt of potato, grain smuts.
- Consideration will also be given to
some of our worst weeds and some
of our worst poisonous plants, the
importance of which every intelligent
grower understands.
Realizing that it is impossible to
discuss in lectures every problem
along the line of plant diseases by
which the growers may be confront
ed. Professor H. P. Barss, Plant Path
ologist of the Experimental Station,
will aTrange for Individual private
conferences regarding growers' own
plant disease problems with any
growers atetnding the Farmers
Week exercises who avail themselves
of the privilege. It is hoped that a
large number of farmers and fruit
growers can arrange to accept the
opportunity.
The Federated Church.
The regular service at the Feder
ated church are as follows:
Preaching every Sunday, 11 a. m.
and 7:30 p. m.
Federated Sunday School every
Sunday 9:45 a. m.
Federated Young People's Meeting
every Sunday 6: JO p. m.
Federated Missionary Society the
last Tuesday in each month.
Prayer meeting every Thursday at
7:30 p. m.
Federated Ladles Aid meets the
2nd Tuesday in every month, 2:30
p. m.
A hearty welcome is extended to
all.
W. B. SMITH, Pastor.
Parsonage next door to the church
Adam Knoblock was a business
visitor in the city Tuesday.
BODY, SOUL AND ALL
The Case of an Inexperienced Carwar
Driven to Desperation.
A bashful young bachelor was inrit
ed to a dinner party aud was paired off
with the prettiest lady. It was a fan
ily party, and his seat was in front of
the roast fowl. Re bud never dace
any carving in hi life. Furthermore,
there was in addition to the chicken
.H fried sole in front of his place, and
he was also expected to help to the fish.
He made the best of the carving by
asking the lady at bis side what she
preferred.
"A little of the sole, please," she re
piled. He began to cut a slice from the
breast of the fowl.
"No. no,' she whispered; "the sole."
Now where was the sole of a hen?
He thought a whole minute, then he
attacked the wing.
"The sole, the sole!" criud the lady.
He looked for the feet, but no soles
were left, so he tried a drumstick. But
she still shook her head aud murmur
ed: "You don't understand me. I only
wnnt a piece of the sole."
The yonug man arose, stuck his fork
through the fowl and put it all on the
lady's plate.
-Take It!" he shouted. "Take it
body, soul and all!"
Then he helped himself to the Ash.--Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
No Mercy.
A flsh peddler was whipping his slcrw
but patient horse In a residential street
the other day. and crying, his wares at
intervals:
"Fresh mackerel! Fresh mackerel!"
A woman, seeing his acts of cruelty,
put her head out of the window, and
called to him:
"Have you no mercy?"
"No, mum," he replied: "nothin' but
mackerel. That is all." National
Monthly.
Eager.
"I understand the bride and groom
are hack from their honeymoon trip."
"Yes."
"Are they all settled 7"
"Yes."
"And happy?"
"Very. She can hardly wait for his
first pay day to come." Detroit Free
Press.
Making History.
The Guest And who Is the distin
guished personage lu oil over the man
tel? The Owner That's my great-grandfather,
Hopplnger Hlnkle, painted by
Kaloosky. He was one of the mob of
pntrlots who dumped the boatload of
storage eggs into tho harbor. Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Deoidedly Unsuitable.
Tarson Johnson Why don't yo'
coue to church, Sam? ,
Sam Shlnn Nothin' suitable to wear,
pahsue.
Farson-The Lord won't notice yo'
clothes, Sam.
Sam-No, but Deacon Bntta might
recognize his shirt, and Bre'r Simpson
his umbrella. Puck.
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L. 10MERE
MARBLE AND GRANITE
WORKS
PENDLETON, OREGON
I
Fine Monument and Cemetery Work.
All parties interested in getting work in my
line should get my pricas and estimates
before placing their orders.
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
People's Cash Market
Phone Main 73
AO kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats, Poultry, Lard
We pay highest cash prices paid for Stock, Hides and
Pelts.
HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor
1r
I FEATHER
The Folding Mattress Company of Pendleton, Oregon, bas opened a
Bhop in the Fair Building over the postofflce in Heppner. All
kinds of Mattresses renovated and rebuilt, and Sanitary
folding mattresses marin nut nf nlri fenMipr hprla
Your business
G. R. BURCH
it
BILLIARDS
THE HEPPNER CLUB
CRAWFORD & JONES
We carry the best line of
CIGARS, TOBACCO, and CANDIES
Drink "Grape Smash"
The pure flavor of the Concord Grape
5c a glass
Fresh Ice Cream Every Day-WE MAKE IT
THE PALM
The Home of Good "Sweet Meats"
HEPPNER WOOD YARD
E. E. BEEMAN, Prop.
Dealer In
Wood and Coal
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Leave orders with Slocum Drug Co. or phone Main 60.
Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and
Posts, for Sale by
HEPPNER FARMERS' UNION
WAREHOUSE CO.
Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest
Price Paid for Hides and Pelts.
CITY MEAT MARKET
J. FRANK HALL, Prop.
Best in the line of meats handled at the lowest possible prices,
FINEST HOME-MADE LARD AND FRESH AND CURED
MEATS. ---
See Me Before You Sell Your Fat Stock.
STELU
MATTRESSES
respectfully solicited.
Manager