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I'AGE FOUR
THE GAZETTE-TIMES. HEPPN'ER. ORE.. THURSDAY, NOV. 25. 1915
BONDS and INSURANCE
INSURE IN
Royal Insurance Co. and Fireman's
Fund
AND YOUR BONDS IN
United States Fidelity Guaranty Co.
APPEAL FOR lKP::XiF.NT CHILD-HEX.
Rates furnished upon request
4.
T. J. MONEY
Heppner, Oregon
sss A. R. REID
for your
Rough and Dressed Lumber,
Wood and Posts
At the Mill or delivered
The Hoys' and Girls' Aid Society
Is making Its annual appeal to the
schools and the public, for Thanks
giving contributions of money, food
supplies and clothing. For thirty
years the Society has been caring for
dependent and neglected children of
Oregon, and it should have the gen
erous support of all citizens interest
ed in child welfare.
During the past year the Society
has cared for 491 children in its Ke
I ceiving home, and supervised over
: 500 children, whom it has placed in
j private homes. Whereas the aim of
; the Society is to place the child a
! quickly as possible In a suitable
home, the care of children at the
Receiving Home is necessarily a
large factor n the work. Such care
includes scientific treatment, for over
SO per cent of the children committed
are not placeable until physical de
fects and ailments are remedied. Un
til they are placeable the children
must live in the Receiving Home,
where everything is done to give
them the advantages of normal child
ren. It is in furtherance of this work
that the co-operation of public spirit
ed people is sought.
I All contributions should be ad
dressed to The Boys' and Girls' Aid
Society, Portland, Oregon, and should
be shipped over the folio a lug Hail
roads, which carry all donation t)
the Society free of charge between
Nov. 15th and Dec. 31st.
I Oregon-Washington R. R. & Nav.
Co.; Portland Ry. Lt. & Power Co.;
Southern Pacific; Spokane, Portland
& Seattle Ry; Oregon Short Line;
Sumpter Valley R. R. Co.; Central
R. R. of Oregon; Dalles, Portland &
Astoria Nav. Co.
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Forest Notes.
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There were 29,276 acres of agricul
tural land listed to 515 applicants in
the State of Oregon, and 3,805 acres
listed to 52 applicants in the State of
Washington during the past year by
the Forest Service.
Since the passage of the forest
homestead act, June 11, 1906, there
have been 188,514 acres of agricul
tural land listed to over 2,000 appli
cants -in the States of Oregon and
Washington by the Forest Service.
Of the varied special uses to which
National Forest land is put ,one of
the most interesting is that of school
house. There are thirteen school
: houses within the National Forests
of Washington and Oregon and one
in Alaska. The only churches thus
: far built on National Forest land are
! two in the Tongass Forest, Alalia
No charge is made for this use of the
National Forests. . f
It is estimated that over one hun
dred thousand people visited the Na
tional Forests of Washington and
Oregon for recreation purposes dur
ing the past year. In addition to
this, 25 permits were issued for sum-
; mer homes, making a total number
of S3 permits of this character now
in force on the National Forests of
' the two States.
LicensedEmbalmer Lady Assistant
J. L.YEAGER
FUNERAL DIRECTOR
Phone Residence Heppner, Oregon
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What Are
From the
Livery 8c Feed
Stables
WILLIS STIttVAKT. Proprietor.
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First Class Livery Rigs
kept constantly on !i;inl finl ;
can lie furnished on short no i
tice to parties desiring to drive
into the interior. First class
Hacks and Buggies
Call aroup'i and see ns.
We ctter to the I
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Commercial Travel-
ers and Camping j
Parties
and can furnish rigs and driv- j
er on short notice.
When
you
need
two-vision
lenses bo
sure to get
(RYPTOK
( ".Vorn I'y over 250,000 people)
For in all otherhvo-vision lenses
there is a line or seam between
the near and far vision portions
lljat makes the wearer look less
than his best, and unmistakably
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arc doultTfv vision lenses
ntarily like ri'iruiarone-ns-
because (litre are
1 scams m them.
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1 noliut boi -scams in them.
It is estimated that
the average man is
worth 2 a day from
the neck down what
is lie worth from the
neck up
That depends en
tirely upon training;.
If you are trained so
tiiai you plan airl
direct work you are
worth ten times as
much as the man
who can work only
eridcr orders.
The International
Coirespitntterici School!
i to the man who is
struajflinff alone on
small pity and say to
bim, ' We will tram
you for promotion
rifrnt where vou arc.
or we will quality
you to take up a
more eom:enial line
of work Rt a much
Ui'trher salary."
Kvery month sev
er?l hundred stu
dents voluntarily
report advancement
as the direci result
f I. C. !i. training.
You ncil not leave
vour present work,
or our own ,hom.
Mark tfiis coupon at
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taterrM.OBal CorresnotCencc Schools
HEPPNEE -
OREGON
Dr. Isabel Sedgwick, the I. O. O. F.
Building.
Dr. Wihnard can supply
these lenses
Satisfaction guaranteed or
money refunded.
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J. NJcKinnell tae Mr-
202 McKay BIdg., Portland
THE BEST FROM JUDGE
Why He Was Quiet.
"What did he have to say for him
self?" "Nothing. His wife was with him."
fill
Aerial Obstructions.
Planet Mars Hit anything this
time 'round?
Jupiter Couple of Zepps and a
wireless.
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Telling Things.
'You can tell more about a woman
by looking at the man with her than
by looking at her," remarked the
Wise Individual.
"And you'd better tell less about
her," countered the Silly Individual.
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Where Kindness Killed.
"Henry,' she murmured, fondly
gazing at her slender lord and mas
ter, "you are quite the style, your
narrow, sloping shoulders are the
correct thing."
Then she added dreamily, "I won
der, Henry dear, if bow-legs will ever
come in."
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Where He Got It.
Coach 'Jones, you look like the
"find" of the season. The way you
hammer the line, dodge, slug your
man and worm through your op
ponents is marvelous. You must have
played considerabe, haven't you?
Candidate for football team No;
it's my early training. You see, my
mother used to take me shopping
with her on bargain-days.
till
The Old Turkey.
Now when we gaze upon your rack
No wonder we should scold,
For what is left will sure come back,
Warmed over, hashed and cold.
19 9 9
Ambition.
I'd rather be a Could Be,
If I could not be an Are;
For a Could Be Is a May Be,
With a chance of touching par.
I'd rather be a Has Been
Than a Might Have Been by far,
For a Might Have Been has never been
But a Has was once an Are.
Penn State Froth.
9 9 9 9
Wonderful.
Soph Your girl is a wonderful
dancer but for two things.
Junior (elated at compliment paid
his girl) Yes, I think so, too, but
what are the two things?
Soph, (beating a hasty retreat)
Her feet. Burr.
9 9 9 9
The Burning Question.
Queenie Have you ever kissed a
girl?
Oswald Is that an invitation or
are you gathering statistics? Wid
ow.
9 9 9 9
Methodical Shopping.
"James, my lad," said the grocer
to his new assistant, "who bought
that mouldy cheese today?"
"Mrs. Brown, sir," was the youth's
reply.
"And the stale loaf we could not
sell last night?"
"Mrs. Brown, sir."
"Where's that lump of rancid but
ter that the baker refused?"
"Mrs. Brown bought it cheap, sir,'
was the answer.
"And the six eggs we could not
sell a week since?"
"Mrs. Brown. Are you ill, sir?
asked James, as the grocer turned
grene and groaned.
"No, no; only I'm going to tea at
Brown's tonight," replied the unhap
py man as he wiped the perspiration
from his face and sank Into a chair.
New York Times.
9 9 9 9
A Poor 15et.
"Mr. Redink, said the boss se
verely, "you got off yesterday after
noon under the plea of being sick. I
saw you afterward going to the races
and you didn't appear to be at all
sick."
Mr. Redink was fully equal to the
occasion.
"You ought to have seen me after
the second race, sir," he said. New
York Sun.
9 9 9 9
His Summer Experience.
"Do you have to have many ser
vants at your summer home, Haw
kins?" asked Wigglelhorpe.
"Well, last year we had eighteen,"
said Hawkins.
"Eighteen!" echoed Wigglethorpe.
"Great Scott, man! how can you
manage that number on your In
come?" "Oh, seventeen of 'em were cooks
that stayed on an average of five days
apiece," said Hawkins. "The rest
were our hired man." Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
19 9 9
Cooperation.
"What you must do, son, Is to lay
the foundation for a solid business
success.
"That's my idea, dad. Now, first
of all, I require sound financial backing."
"I get you, son. I'll provide car
fare until you land a job." Birming
ham Age-Herald.
9 9 9 9
Itcciprorution.
Ifo There goes the honestest girl
In the world.
She How's that?
lie She won't even take a kiss
without returning it. California Pelican.
Let Us Furnish
Your
THANKSGIVING
DINNER
Staple and Fancy Groceries
Fresh Fruit
Fresh Vegetables
Candy and Nuts
We extend a cordial invitation
to everyone, customer or not,
to come in and see us in our
new quarters.
Phelps Grocery Co.
FOUND GUILTY!
of competing with the mail
order houses, such as Jones
Cash Store, Rice & Phelan
Send me your orders, or write me in
regard to same
I BOY POULTRY AT ALL TIMES
Egg City Cash Store
JOE MASON, Proprietor.
IONE : : : OREGON
GET THE HABIT
OF DEPOSITING YOUR FUNDS WITH
The First National Bank of Heppner
WE BELIEVE THERE IS MUCH ROOM FOR DE
VELOPMENT OF THE SAVINGS HABIT AMONG THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE IN GENERAL, AND AMONG OUR
LOCAL PEOPLE IN PARTICULAR.
WHEN WE FIRST PUT IN OUR SAVINGS DEPART
MENT RESULTS WERE NOT ENCOURAGING, BUT WE
FIND THAT THE DEPOSITS HAVE GRADUALLY IN
CREASED. A LARGER NUMBER ARE MAKING USE
OF THIS METHOD OF TAKING CARE OF THEIR IDLE
FUNDS.
WE ARE PREPARED TO CARE FOR BOTH LARGE
AND SMALL AMOUNTS AND PAY FOUR PER CENT.
INTEREST.
WE FEEL THAT THERE ARE MANY MORE IN THIS
COMMUNITY WHO SHOULD BE AVAILINO THEM
SELVES OF OUR SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED WE WILL BE PLEASED
TO HAVE YOU CALL AND GET PARTICULARS.
FUNERAL SUPPLIES
MODERN EQUIPMENT
PAINSTAKING SERVICE
CASE FURNITURE COMPANY