The gazette-times., October 28, 1915, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3

THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY, OCT. 28. 1915
PAGE THREE
1'KOI'KSSIOXAL COLUMN
Dr. H. T. ALLISON
Phjsiciun & Surgeon
ORlce In Gunn Building.
HEPPNER, OREGON
Dr. N. E. WINNARD
Physician & Burgeon
Office in Fair Building
HEPPNER - - OREGON
Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN
DENTIST
Offices over the
New Postoffice.
HEPPNER, OREGON
A. D. McMURDO, M. D.
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Patterson Drug Store
HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON
Dr. JOHN B. DYE
DENTIST
Room 16, lone Hotel, lone, Ore.
C. E. WOODSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office in Palace Hotel,
Heppner, Oregon
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Offce on west end of May Street
HEPPNER, OREGON
S. E. NOTSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office in Court House, Heppner.
F. H. ROBINSON
LAWYER
IONE :-: :-: :-: :-: OREGON
Knappenberg & Johnson ,
ATTORNEYS
AND COUNCILORS AT LAW
IONE
OREGON
CLYDE and DICK WELLS
SHAVING PARLORS
Three doors south of Postoffice.
Shaving 25c Haircuttlng 35c
Bathroom la connection.
PATTERSON & ELDER
2 Doors North Palace Hotel.
TONSORAL ARTISTS
FINE BATHS SHAVING 25c
J. H. BODE
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
W. L. SMITH
ABSTRACTER
Only complete set of abstract
books in Morrow County.
HEPPNER :-:
-: OREGON
"Tailoring That Satisfies"
LOUIS PEARSON
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
F. M. DYE, M. D.
DENTIST
Permanently located in Odd Fel
lows Building, Rooms 4 and 5.
HEPPNER, ORGEON
The latest tiling in the mailorder
business came to light last week,
when a man at Gates, Oregon, wrote
to Judge Buahey at Salem for the
necessary papers for a divorce from
his wife. Contrary to the usual cus
tom of the mail order business, the
Judge was unable to fill the order.
"Atch" Hayes took a car load of
the boys down to the football game
at lone last Saturday. Emil Groshens
also took down some of the players.
The Moro Rod and Gun Club has
completed its organization, says the
Moro Observer.
Bob Allstott and Tllden Williams
were representing Eight Mile and
Hard man in this city Tuesday.
When
you
need
two-vision
lenses be
sure to get
KRYPTOK
LENSES 1V
(Worn by over 250.000 people)
Forioallothertwo-vision lenses
there is a line or seam between
the near and far vision portions
that makes the wearer look less
than his best, and unmistakably
brands him or her with a sign
of age.
Kryptoks are double-vision lenses
Ihut lookcxacily ukcreRuIar one
vision lenses because there are
aohntsor seams in tbem.
Dr. Winnard can supply
these lenses
Satisfaction guaranteed or
money refunded.
VJhat Are
YOU Worth
From the
It is estimated that
the average mnn is
worth $2 a day from
the neck rfowfi what
is he worth from the
neck up
That depends en
tirely upon tniinfnfir.
I( you are (mined so
that you plan and
direct work you aio
worth tou times as
much as the man
who can work ouly
under orders.
The IntarnitlotiR I
Iirninondm SchoSlf
io to the man who is
struggling along on
small pay and say to
bim, ' We will tniin
you for urtjmoti.m
right where you are.
or we will qunliiy
you to take up a
more congenial line
of work fit a much
higher suiarv.
hvery month sev
eral hundred stu
dents voluntarily
report advancement
as the direct result
of I. C. I). training,
You need not leave
your present work,
or ymir own h"Mne,
Mark this coupon at
once and mail it.
micraaHcsuI CorpeswHtfecce Stbools
i Please nri'iu,
, pari, how i chu
protrskioQ be lore i
noaf warmer urnti-tttoii uu
nity it tlie position, trade, or
ch 1 hiive nnrkeil X.
Automobile Running
Poultry Farming
Bookkeeper
Stenographer
Advrrtliii'n Man
Sliuw-Cirtl Writing
Window Trimminic
Commrrrinl lllustrat,
Inrfiifttrtal DrVKrting
Architectural I)n:f.
Chi-mUi f Spsniah
l.mRUtI0i I-remit
llankirm ermn
CiUIStrvkct. Italian
I li't'lrfcal Wirrman
I'lct'truiil 'iKncpr
Mt'iimnu-ai Draftsman
Mt'ctvtuU al Kntrlnet
'I tfloplione K xpert
Stationary Kntfneer
1 tile Manufacturing
IvrJ hnginrrr
h'llMirttf Contractor
Arvi
llflt
Concrete Construct'n
I'liiinliint), Steam Htt'g
Mine Foreman
Mine SupcHntonilcnt
( Name
I St. & No..
City Stitfi
J.N.McKksPieMgr.
202 McKay Bldg., Portland
REDFRONT
Livery & Feed
Stables
WILLIS STEWART, Proprietor.
First Class Livery Rigs
kept constantly on hand and
can bo furnished on short no
tice to parties desiring to drive
into the interior. First class
Hacks and Buggies
Call around and see us.
We cater to the
Commercial Travel
ers and Camping
Parties
and can furnish rigs and driv
er on short notice.
HEPPNER . . - OREGON
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SOME OF THE BEST
t FROM "JUDGE"
The Daughter' Idea.
Mrs. Brown was In the habit of In
troducing her big daughter as, "This
is Jane. She's only fifteen you'd
never think it, would you."
At last the girl protested. "Tt's
mean of you to tell everybody how
young I am. I could have a lot bet
ter time if you didn't."
"Perhaps you could. But I don't
propose to have people saying, after
you've been out in society a couple of
seasons, 'Don't tell mo Jane Crown
is only twenty why she was a grown
girl years ago!' "
"Just the same," retorted the
daughter, "you wouldn't like it if I
introduced you to my friends as,
'Tills is my mother. She's only forty
eight you'd never think it, would
you!' "
9 9 S !
That's Why They Are There.
The visitors were being escorted
through the Insane asylum.
"You seem to be very popular with
your patients," remarked one of the
sightseers.
"Yes," replied the superintendent,
"all thinniates are just crazy about
me."
9 9 9 9
Hit It Wrong.
"I trust we shall make you feel
quite at home," remarked the hotel
manager.
"Don't you try it," expostulated
the married man. "I am away for a
good time."
9 9 9 9
Wanted His Right.
The Sergeant Look here, before
you're served oat with your uniform
you'd better nip down to the wash
houses and get a bath.
The Recruit Wot? I com 'ere to
be a soldier not a bloomin' mer
maid! London Opinion.
9 9 9 9
A Cruel Blow.
"I see you have your arm in a
sling," said the inquisitive passenger
"Broken, isn't it?"
"Yes, sir," responded the other
passenger.
"Meet with an accident?"
"No; broke it while trying to pat
myself on the back."
"Great Scott! What for?"
"For minding my own business."
Ram's Horn.
9 9 9 9
Great Memory Has Lapse.
Marmora, who lived at Swansea,
Wales, after his return from America
until his death a short time ago, in
his ninety-second year, possessed an
extraordinary memory for dates. He
could recollect the day of the month
and the year of any event of import
ance that had occurred In Wales dur
ing his lifetime, and coul say offhand
when and where almost every Baptist
minister of the nineteenth century
had been ordained, and (if deceased)
when and where buried.
Of Bible verses he had accumulat
ed an inexhaustible store, and could
reproduce whole passages from the
sermons of famous preachers long
since dead.
And yet his biographer in the
Geninen" makes him out to be an
absentmiuded man. Once when pay
ing a call at Tonyrefail he asked the
lady of the house how old her baby
was, and she replied, "Just four
weeks."
Marmora's next observation must
have flabbergasted her. "Is it your
youngest?" he asked. Cardiff West
ern Mail.
9 9 9 9
His Puzzling Dilemma.
A new regulation in a certain coal
mine required that each man mark
with chalk the number on every car
of coal mined.
One man, named Rudolph, having
filled the eleventh car, marked it
with a No. 1, and, after pondering a
while, let it go at that.
Another miner, happening to no
tice what he thought was a mistake,
called Rudolph's attention to the fact
that he had marked the car No. 1 in
stead of 11.
"Yes, I know," said Rudolph, "but
I can't tlnk which side the oder wan
go on." Everybody's Magazine.
9 9 9 9
Once ItitCen, Twice Sliy.
A philanthropic lady visited an
asylum not long ago and displayed
great interest in the Inmates. One
old man particularly gained her com
passion. "And how long have you
been here, my man?" she Inquired.
"Twelve years," was the answer.
"Do they treat you well?"
"Yes."
"Do they feed you well?"
"Yes."
After addressing a few more ques
tions to him the visitor passed on.
She noticed a smile broadening on
the face of her attendant and on ask
ing the cause heard with consterna
tion that the old man was none other
than the medical superintendent. She
hurried back to make apologies. How
successful she was may be gathered
from these words: "I am sorry, doc
tor. I will never be governed by ap
pearances again." Argonaut.
9 9 9 9
No Cause For Action.
"I hear there Is a movement on
foot to weed out all unscrupulous
lawyers from the Plunkvllle bar."
"We investigated and found there
are no unscrupulous lawyers at the
Plunkvllle bar."
"Who investigated."
"Us lawyers." Louisville Courier-
Journal.
INDUSTRIAL REUS Of
LI
Oregon City has a new bank, $50,
000 capital.
Veneta will have a new sawmill in
the near future.
A milk condenser plant Is talked of
for Cottage Grove.
The Springfield city tax will be less
for the coming year.
Allen & Lewis of Portland expect
to build a warehouse in Eugene.
It Is rumored that the Smith Pulp
Mill at Marshfleld will run soon.
Finnish Brotherhood society of As
toria will erect a J 10,000 garage.
Milwaukee will soon advertise for
bids for extension of water system.
Reports say a new planing mill Is
to be built at Roseburg in the winter.
All wheat warehousese In St. Johns
are filled to overflowing; the first
time In years.
Fill for O-W. R. & N. terminal fin
ished and track laying will begin soon
at The Dalles.
, The contract has been awarded for
the construction of a municipal pipe
line at Halfway.
The largest carload of apples ever
sent from Hood River has just been
shipped to Petrograd.
Dredging operations in Sumpter
Valley for mining requiring capital
of $500,000 is being planned.
It Is reported through train ser
vice from Coos Bay to Eugene will
be given the public May 1, 1916.
The North Pole and Columbia
mines near Sumpter are now work
ing steadily with good prospects.
The Simpson Lumber Co., of North
Bend made the largest cut on record
in September for a North Bend mill,
The Willamette Valley Electric
from Mt. Angel to Portland starts
first train service Sunday, October 17.
Jitney fares have been reduced to
six for a quarter. The jitney might
next provide free life insurance pol
icies to their patrons.
Oregon, California and Eastern
filed articles of incoporation and
plans to construct 400 miles of rail
road in Eastern Oregon.
The North Pole mine in the Sump
ter district has 40 men taking out
and shipping large quantities of high
grade ore.
After a long controversy the As
toria council voted unanimously to
grant Pacific Power & Light Co. a
street car franchise on Franklin Ave.
The Corvallis Gazette-Times has
one of the best editorial pages of any
paper in the state wit and wisdom
combined.
Oregon City passed a stringent jit
ney ordinance requiring $5000 bond,
$50 quarterly license and continuous
service between 6 a. m. and 10 p. in.
Reports say that the Hill Interests
will spend large sums constructing
additional wharves and enlarging
terminals at Flavel.
The S. P. Co. and the city of Cor
vallis have agreed upon terms for a
satisfactory franchise for the elec
tric system of the S. P. Co. in that
city.
The Oswego, Dallas & Roseburg
railroad, a subsidiary of the Port
land Cement Co. has begun opera
tions preparatory to the opening of
the Oswego plant of the cement con
cern. It Is announced that construction
will begin at once on standard guage
railroad from Carnes Station 6 miles
south of Roseburg to the big quarries
of the Portland Cement Co. on Rob
erts Creek.
The reduced round trip rate of 25c
granted by the Portland Railway,
Light & Power Co. between Portland
and Vancouver is making heavy in
roads on the jitney traffic especially
as the street cars are more comfort
able in cold weather.
In regard to kelp beds off the Ore
gon coast on a large scale for the
purpose of obtaining potash, New
York capitalists Inquire of Secretary
of State Olcott if it would be possible
for the state to contract with the
corporation on a basis that would
permit a large investment.
25 YEARS AGO IN HEPPNER
From Heppner Gazette of Oct. 30, 1S90.
The Matlock boys are building a
mile track up at Tom's ranch, seven
mile from town.
J. E. Scrivner, of Hardman, was a
caller at the Gazette shop last Mon
day. He reports trade picking up at
his town, and when the Dayville road
is completed he very rightly esti
mates that it will be much better.
Walt Richardson got in from a sum
mer's rustling in the mountains last
Thursday and has taken a position at
the City Hotel.
11. G. Robinson, a merchant of
Lone Rock, was over after freight
last week, taking out three big loads.
He says Buttermilk canyon is not In
as good condition as It should be for
the amount of money expended on it,
yet this is their best route to the rail
road, Among the visitors from Butter
creek this week we note Frank Sloan
and Bob Shaw.
Geo. Fell has accepted a position
as bookkeeper with H. Blackman &
Co. Geo. Is a deserving young man.
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1080 ACRES OF DEEDED LAND
FOR SALE
ONE OF THE BEST
COMBINATION
RANCHES IN
THE COUNTY.
370 acres of this is wheat land now in culti
vation. The balance is pasture land,
well watered, with government land
adjoining. 130 acres fenced
hog-tight.
$14,500
Good Terms
CONSULT
SMEAD & CRAWFORD
Heppner, Oregon
GET THE UP-TO-DATE STYLES, AND
The Best In Workmanship-And Fabric
PEARSON, The Tailor
Is now located in his new quarters on Main
Street, and is displaying the finest line of sam
ples of Fall and Winter suitings ever brought
to town. Step in and look them over and make
your selection early. -:- -:- -:- -:- -:-
CLEANING, PRESSING, REPAIR WORK
HEPPNER WOOD YARD
E. E. BEEMAN, Prop.
Dealer In
Wood and Coal
Leave orders with Slocum Drug Co. or phone Main GO.
Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and
Posts, for Sale by
HEPPNER FARMERS' UNION
WAREHOUSE CO.
Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest
Price Paid for Hides and Pelts.
For a Game of Ten Pins
VISIT THE
NEW BRUNSWICK
SANDERSON & CRAWFORD, PROPS.
Pocket Billiards
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