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Newspaper Page Texti f THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY, OCT. 2t, 1915 PAGE THREE PROFESSIONAL COLUMN Dr. H. T. ALLISON Physician & Surgeon Office in Gunn Building. HEPPNER, OREGON Dr. N. E. WINNARD physician & Surgeon Office in Fair Building HEPPNER - - OREGON Dr. F. N. CHEISTENSEN DENTIST Offices over the New Postofflce. HEPPNER, OREGON A. D. McMURDO, M. D. physician & Surgeon Office in Patterson Drug Store HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON Dr. JOHN B. DYE DENTIST Room IS, lone Hotel, lone, Ore. 0. E. WOODSON ATTORNKY-AT'LAW Office in Palace Hotel, Heppner, Oregon SAM E. VAN VACTOE ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Offce on west end ot May Street HEPPNER, OREGON S. E. NOTSON ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Office in Court House, Heppner. F. H. EOBINSON LAWYER IONE :-: :-: :-: -: OREGON Knappenberg & Johnson ATTORNEYS AND COCNCELOKS AT LAW IONE :-: OREGON CLYDE and DICK WELLS SHAVING PARLOUS Three doors south of Postofflce. Shaving 25c Haircuttlng 35c Bathroom in connection. PATTERSON & ELDEE 2 Doors North Palace Hotel. TONSORAL ARTISTS FINE BATHS SHAVING 25c J. H. BODE MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON W. L. SMITH ABSTRACTER Onlv complete set of abstract books in Morrow County. HEPPNER OREGON "Tailoring That Satisfies" LOUIS FEAESON MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: Oregon f, M. DYE, M. D. DENTIST Permanently located in Odd Fel lows Building, Rooms 4 and 5. HEPPNER, 0RGE0N R. A. REDIFER Music Instructor VIOLIN, PIANO AND WIND INSTRUMENTS HEPPNER, OREGON Telephone your orders to Hum preys Drug Co. tor the sawing of your wood. lm. When you need two-vision lenses be sure to get (RYPTOK LENSES ( Worn by otvr 250.000 people) Forin all other two-vision lenses there is a line or scam between the near and far vision portions that makes the wearer look less than his best, and unmistakably Drands mm or her with a sign oi age. Kryploki ire double-vUlon leom tnat look exactly likeregularone vuioo icotet Decline there It I I no unci or team is them. ?3 Dr. Winnard can supply these lenses Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. What Are YOU Worth From the MM (UP? Itlsestimated that the average man it worth 12 a day from the neck rfown what is he worth from the neck upf That depends en tlrely upon training. If you are trained so that you plan and direct work you are worth tea times as much as the mnn who can work only under orders. The Iftttrnatltnil CoriMflftHdinci School! zo to the man who is struggling along on small nay and say to him, ' Wo will train you for promotion right where you are, or we will quality you to take up a more congenial line of work at a much higher salary." Every month sev eral hundred stu dents voluntarily report advancement as the direct result oi I. C. S. training. You need not leave your present work, or your own home. Mark this coupon at once and mail it. mm talcraallwi.l corrcsoondcnce mom t Pieais rtnrxiit. witw f put, how i cm quaiuy fur tbe position, trade, oi . wmco i nave marked X. protection before i AutomohiU Running Poultry Firming Bookkeeper Stenographer Advertising Man Show-Cird Writing Window Trim mi it b Commercial Illuitrat Industrial Designing Architectural Drufta. Chemiit f Spanish Lunguaaet French Banking Cvrinan CWIlServlceUtJltan Electrical Wire man Electrical Entf'ieer Mechanical Drafmman Mechanical Engineer Telephone Expert Stationary Entrlneer Textile Manufacturing CivH Engineer BuilJinR Contractor An hi ltd Concrete Construct'!! Plumbing, Steam Fitt'g Mine Foreman Mine Superintendent , Aram I St. & No I City 'Sfate f J.N.McKiiineORteMgr. 202 McKay Bldg., Portland RED FRONT Livery & Feed Stables WILLIS STEWART, Proprietor. First Class Livery Rigs kept constantly on hand and can be furnished on short no tice to parties desiring to drive into the interior. First class Hacks and Buggies Call around and see us. We cater to the Commercial Travel ers and Camping Parties and can furnish rigs and driv er on short notice. HEPPNER . . OREGON ' Journal SOME OF THE BEST t FROM "JUDGE" ft The American Plan. "Well, old chap, do you think Miss Van Billion Intends to buy you," asked the first duke. "My deah boy, I really cawn't tell, don't you know? Some days I think she does; then at other times, old top, I fear she Is merely shopping," re plied the second duke. I I I I A Perfectly Good Husband. Two small boys belonging to the divorce colony In Reno, Nevada, met on the street one day. Billy's mamma a divorcee, had just married the ex husband of another divorcee. "So you've got a new papa, Billy," remarked Harry. "Yes," rejoiced Billy, "Mamma found a perfectly good husband some other lady threw away." I f I f A Powerful Defense. The prisoner at the bar had stolen a hog and his lawyer was defending him. "Excuse me," said the Court, inter rupting the defense, " but the pris oner says he stole the hog." "I know he does, Your Honor," responded the attorney, "but he is such an Infernal liar that nobody can believe him." ill! The Proper Place. Applicant I've got a head full of ideas, sir, that would come in handy In tho rnnnfl fromon t rt vmir hnulnoas W Boss (to nearby clerk) Here, Jack, take this chap down to the un loading department. till His Good Qualities. "How do you like your new minis ter?" "Very much, Indeed. He's the right sort. One of those 'man-among-men' ministers, you know. Comes J over to the house occasionally and smokes a pipe; plays on our baseball team; good at tennis annd golf and seems to believe in getting pleasure out of this life." I see." Yes, and he's interested In the things we laymen are interested in He discusses the problems of the day. I tell you, he's a fine fellow.' I know, but what sort of ser mons does he preach?" Well, that I can't tell you. I have n't been over to hear him preach yet." Detroit Free Press. i i i t Heady for It. He was traveling in the south and had to put up over night at a sec ond-rate hotel In Western Georgia. He said to the clerk when he entered, 'Where shall I autograph?" "Autograph?" said the clerk. "Yes; sign my name, you know "Oh, right here.'' As he was signing his name in the register, in came three roughly clothed, unshorn fellows immediately recognizable as Georgia "crackers." One of them advanced to the desk "Will you autograph?" asked the clerk, his face aglow with the pleas ure that comes from the conscious ness of intellectual superiority. 'Certainly," said the "cracker," his face no less radiant than that of the clerk, "mine's rye." The Argon aut. sis: Rrouglit Hardship. Old Mammy Mary Persimmons called one day on the village lawyer 'Well, old lady," he said, "what can I do for you? "Ah wants to dlvo'ce mail hus band," said Aunt Mary. Divorce your Uncle Bill?" cried the lawyer. Good gracious!- Why?" 'Bekase he's done got religion dat s why, said Aunt Mary, "an we ain't had a chicken on de table fo' six weeks." Ohio Farmer. ! ! II Speaking English. British Tommy (somewhere in France) speak English, Moosoo? French Shopkeeper But yes a leetle, M'sieu. British Tommy Righto, then give us ten pounds o' spuds, an arnce o' baccy, a packet o' fags and a box-o'- lights, an' be slippy! Passing Show. I I i I A Gentle Hint. He Then you are not interested in my welfare? She No; but if the two syllables were transposed I'd not only be In terested, but enthusiastic. Boston Transcript. I I I I No Cure for it, Grubbs Do you think there is any real cure for hay fever? Stubbs Some persons believe hanging or beheading will do the trick, but in my own view it survives as a punishment in the next world. Indianapolis News. I i i I What He Wanted. Her Father (viciously) So, you ant to become my son-in-law, young man? Young Man No; I merely want to marry your daughter. Indianapolis Star. till Hack to Consciousness. The sick man has just come out of long delirium. "Where am I?" he said feebly, as he felt the loving hands making him comfortable. "Where am I?" In heaven?" 'No, dear," cooed his devoted wife. am still with you." Kansas City INDUSTRIAL ITEMS OF L The Marshfield Record of Oct. 8 contains four pages of views of the work being done by the S. P. Co. on their new line to Coos Bay, including a view of the new $1,500,000 bridge across the bay. These are the best photographs yet published and give the world the first graphic picture of the immense work being done in that section by the railroad. Revival of railroad activity in Ore gon is the surest indication of re turning prosperity. Eugene is to have a factory for the manufacture of wooden handles. A $200,000 timber sale in Coos county to a Minneapolis syndicate Is reported by Frederick A. Kribs. Powers is to have a new bank. Geo. W. Moore of Toledo, has re resumed operations on a 10-hour day. According to reports Newport of fers $100,000 bonus to the P. '& W. C. R. R. Nav. Co. as inducement for early construction. The Booth Kelly Lumber Co. of Eugene has let contract for logging between 8,000,000 and 10,000,000 feet of timber. Wool growers are receiving from 22 to 25 cents for fall clip. Mollalla Electric Co. will furnish Butteville with electric lights. Amity hag disposed ot $15,000 bonds to build water system. L. C. Hochett of Newport has been canning herring the same as sardines and salmon with satisfactory results. Florence has sold $10,000 bonds for city water system. J. H. Newman is developing sales territory for Sluslaw salmon, out of Eugene. Florence expects to have a fruit cannery next year. Only 19 miles of rails remain to be laid before Coos Bay is connected with the mail line of the S. P. Corvallis is planning on a Carnegie library. J. R. Job, Venetia, has started a box factory and mill. Klamath Falls' new mill of 50,000 feet capacity is being erected near Modoc Point. The Columbia River highway may be used as far as Bridal Veil. Contracts for a bridge across Suck er creek at Grants Pass has been let. Bids for paving on Front street in Marshfield were awarded to the War ren Construction Co. Florence will spend $5000 plank road to North Fork. Surveyors are laying out new road from Comstock to Canyonville, A movement is on foot to enlarge Springfield high school. The fare from Vancouver to Port land has been reduced from 30c to 25c by the P. R. L. & P. Co. : t ? ? T t t T t ? ? T ? ? T t ? ? t ? T ? ? f t t t T ? ? ? t ? t t ? t 1080 ACRES OF DEEDED LAND FOR SALE ONE OF THE BEST COMBINATION RANCHES IN THE COUNTY. 370 acres of this is wheat land now in culti vation. The balance is pasture land, well watered, with government land adjoining. 130 acres fenced hog-tight. $14,500 Good Terms CONSULT SMEAD & CRAWFORD Heppner, Oregon "rvr?Sirss on 25 YEARS AGO IN HEPPNER Our merchant, C. S. VanPuyn, left yesterday to recuperate in our fa mous Blue mountains. Van has been ailing for some weeks, and looks for a relief in a few days' camp life. Will Walbridge accompanied him. Chas. Johnson, son of Henry John son, of Dayville country, was here last week to buy goods. He formerly did his trading at The Dalles, but Heppner has long since occupied that Held, and the stockmen are taking advantage of the same. The efforts of our job printer, Mr V. Crawford, are now bringing us more work in that line than ever be fore. We have found it absolutely necessary to have more help, and have taken means to secure the same. Mrs. G. W. Swaggart and daughter Albry, are visiting Mr. and Mrs. C. L. Andrews, of Seattle this week. They will look in on Portland's great ex position while passing through the metropolis. Work was started at North Dalles last week on the new shoe factory. The North Dalles has every prospect of making a city. Sam Kinsman started a car load ot horses to Kansas City last week, his brother, James Kinsman, accom panying the shipment. Some time ago Abe Thorp, of Hay stack, was reported missing, and whisperings of plain, everyday stock stealing were circulated in connection with his hitherto fair name. He sub sequently returned and denied the allegation, and positively asserted that he could lick the allegator. Since that important event, Abe has been waited upon by a number of rep resentative citizens of Haystack, so we are informed, and asked to find new location or adorn the end of a rope tied to a very convenient libm. Therefore this paper has good rea son to believe that "more truth than poetry" graced the original hossthief story. He has since takeii his band of horses out of the country, passing through Heppner last Saturday, Heppner's artesian well was tested last week, and though a four-inch lift pump was run steadily for 36 hours they failed to lower it below the end of the sixty foot pipe. The wa ter is slightly warm, showing a tem perature of 65 degrees, very pure and soft. GET THE UP-TO-DATE STYLES, AND The Best In Workmanship And Fabric PEARSON, The Tailor Is now located in his new quarters on Main Street, and is displaying the finest line of sam ples of Fall and Winter suitings ever brought to town. Step in and look them over and make your selection early. -:- -:- -;. .;. .;. CLEANING, PRESSING, REPAIR WORK HEPPNER WOOD YARD E. E. BEEMAN, Prop. Dealer In Wood and Coal Leave orders with Slocum Drug Co. or phone Main 60. Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and Posts, for Sale by HEPPNER FARMERS' UNION WAREHOUSE CO. Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest Price Paid for Hides and Pelts. For a Game of Ten Pins VISIT THE '. NEW BRUNSWICK : SANDERSON & CRAWFORD, PROPS. Pocket Billiards and a Good Time UPPER END OF MAIN STREET. ? t T X ? ? t t t ? t t f f T y T ? ? ? ? ? f ? ? f t t t ? f f t ? f f f ? ? ? ?