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THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY, OCT. 2t, 1915
PAGE THREE
PROFESSIONAL COLUMN
Dr. H. T. ALLISON
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Gunn Building.
HEPPNER, OREGON
Dr. N. E. WINNARD
physician & Surgeon
Office in Fair Building
HEPPNER - - OREGON
Dr. F. N. CHEISTENSEN
DENTIST
Offices over the
New Postofflce.
HEPPNER, OREGON
A. D. McMURDO, M. D.
physician & Surgeon
Office in Patterson Drug Store
HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON
Dr. JOHN B. DYE
DENTIST
Room IS, lone Hotel, lone, Ore.
0. E. WOODSON
ATTORNKY-AT'LAW
Office in Palace Hotel,
Heppner, Oregon
SAM E. VAN VACTOE
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Offce on west end ot May Street
HEPPNER, OREGON
S. E. NOTSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office in Court House, Heppner.
F. H. EOBINSON
LAWYER
IONE :-: :-: :-:
-: OREGON
Knappenberg & Johnson
ATTORNEYS
AND COCNCELOKS AT LAW
IONE
:-: OREGON
CLYDE and DICK WELLS
SHAVING PARLOUS
Three doors south of Postofflce.
Shaving 25c Haircuttlng 35c
Bathroom in connection.
PATTERSON & ELDEE
2 Doors North Palace Hotel.
TONSORAL ARTISTS
FINE BATHS SHAVING 25c
J. H. BODE
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
W. L. SMITH
ABSTRACTER
Onlv complete set of abstract
books in Morrow County.
HEPPNER
OREGON
"Tailoring That Satisfies"
LOUIS FEAESON
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: Oregon
f, M. DYE, M. D.
DENTIST
Permanently located in Odd Fel
lows Building, Rooms 4 and 5.
HEPPNER, 0RGE0N
R. A. REDIFER
Music Instructor
VIOLIN, PIANO AND
WIND INSTRUMENTS
HEPPNER, OREGON
Telephone your orders to Hum
preys Drug Co. tor the sawing of
your wood. lm.
When
you
need
two-vision
lenses be
sure to get
(RYPTOK
LENSES
( Worn by otvr 250.000 people)
Forin all other two-vision lenses
there is a line or scam between
the near and far vision portions
that makes the wearer look less
than his best, and unmistakably
Drands mm or her with a sign
oi age.
Kryploki ire double-vUlon leom
tnat look exactly likeregularone
vuioo icotet Decline there
It
I I no unci or team is them. ?3
Dr. Winnard can supply
these lenses
Satisfaction guaranteed or
money refunded.
What Are
YOU Worth
From the
MM
(UP?
Itlsestimated that
the average man it
worth 12 a day from
the neck rfown what
is he worth from the
neck upf
That depends en
tlrely upon training.
If you are trained so
that you plan and
direct work you are
worth tea times as
much as the mnn
who can work only
under orders.
The Iftttrnatltnil
CoriMflftHdinci School!
zo to the man who is
struggling along on
small nay and say to
him, ' Wo will train
you for promotion
right where you are,
or we will quality
you to take up a
more congenial line
of work at a much
higher salary."
Every month sev
eral hundred stu
dents voluntarily
report advancement
as the direct result
oi I. C. S. training.
You need not leave
your present work,
or your own home.
Mark this coupon at
once and mail it.
mm
talcraallwi.l corrcsoondcnce mom
t Pieais rtnrxiit. witw
f put, how i cm quaiuy fur tbe position, trade, oi .
wmco i nave marked X.
protection before i
AutomohiU Running
Poultry Firming
Bookkeeper
Stenographer
Advertising Man
Show-Cird Writing
Window Trim mi it b
Commercial Illuitrat
Industrial Designing
Architectural Drufta.
Chemiit f Spanish
Lunguaaet French
Banking Cvrinan
CWIlServlceUtJltan
Electrical Wire man
Electrical Entf'ieer
Mechanical Drafmman
Mechanical Engineer
Telephone Expert
Stationary Entrlneer
Textile Manufacturing
CivH Engineer
BuilJinR Contractor
An hi ltd
Concrete Construct'!!
Plumbing, Steam Fitt'g
Mine Foreman
Mine Superintendent
, Aram
I St. & No
I City 'Sfate f
J.N.McKiiineORteMgr.
202 McKay Bldg., Portland
RED FRONT
Livery
& Feed
Stables
WILLIS STEWART, Proprietor.
First Class Livery Rigs
kept constantly on hand and
can be furnished on short no
tice to parties desiring to drive
into the interior. First class
Hacks and Buggies
Call around and see us.
We cater to the
Commercial Travel
ers and Camping
Parties
and can furnish rigs and driv
er on short notice.
HEPPNER . .
OREGON ' Journal
SOME OF THE BEST
t FROM "JUDGE"
ft
The American Plan.
"Well, old chap, do you think
Miss Van Billion Intends to buy
you," asked the first duke.
"My deah boy, I really cawn't tell,
don't you know? Some days I think
she does; then at other times, old top,
I fear she Is merely shopping," re
plied the second duke.
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A Perfectly Good Husband.
Two small boys belonging to the
divorce colony In Reno, Nevada, met
on the street one day. Billy's mamma
a divorcee, had just married the ex
husband of another divorcee.
"So you've got a new papa, Billy,"
remarked Harry.
"Yes," rejoiced Billy, "Mamma
found a perfectly good husband some
other lady threw away."
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A Powerful Defense.
The prisoner at the bar had stolen
a hog and his lawyer was defending
him.
"Excuse me," said the Court, inter
rupting the defense, " but the pris
oner says he stole the hog."
"I know he does, Your Honor,"
responded the attorney, "but he is
such an Infernal liar that nobody can
believe him."
ill!
The Proper Place.
Applicant I've got a head full of
ideas, sir, that would come in handy
In tho rnnnfl fromon t rt vmir hnulnoas
W Boss (to nearby clerk) Here,
Jack, take this chap down to the un
loading department.
till
His Good Qualities.
"How do you like your new minis
ter?"
"Very much, Indeed. He's the
right sort. One of those 'man-among-men'
ministers, you know. Comes J
over to the house occasionally and
smokes a pipe; plays on our baseball
team; good at tennis annd golf and
seems to believe in getting pleasure
out of this life."
I see."
Yes, and he's interested In the
things we laymen are interested in
He discusses the problems of the
day. I tell you, he's a fine fellow.'
I know, but what sort of ser
mons does he preach?"
Well, that I can't tell you. I have
n't been over to hear him preach
yet." Detroit Free Press.
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Heady for It.
He was traveling in the south and
had to put up over night at a sec
ond-rate hotel In Western Georgia.
He said to the clerk when he entered,
'Where shall I autograph?"
"Autograph?" said the clerk.
"Yes; sign my name, you know
"Oh, right here.''
As he was signing his name in the
register, in came three roughly
clothed, unshorn fellows immediately
recognizable as Georgia "crackers."
One of them advanced to the desk
"Will you autograph?" asked the
clerk, his face aglow with the pleas
ure that comes from the conscious
ness of intellectual superiority.
'Certainly," said the "cracker,"
his face no less radiant than that of
the clerk, "mine's rye." The Argon
aut.
sis:
Rrouglit Hardship.
Old Mammy Mary Persimmons
called one day on the village lawyer
'Well, old lady," he said, "what
can I do for you?
"Ah wants to dlvo'ce mail hus
band," said Aunt Mary.
Divorce your Uncle Bill?" cried
the lawyer. Good gracious!- Why?"
'Bekase he's done got religion
dat s why, said Aunt Mary, "an we
ain't had a chicken on de table fo' six
weeks." Ohio Farmer.
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Speaking English.
British Tommy (somewhere in
France) speak English, Moosoo?
French Shopkeeper But yes a
leetle, M'sieu.
British Tommy Righto, then give
us ten pounds o' spuds, an arnce o'
baccy, a packet o' fags and a box-o'-
lights, an' be slippy! Passing Show.
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A Gentle Hint.
He Then you are not interested
in my welfare?
She No; but if the two syllables
were transposed I'd not only be In
terested, but enthusiastic. Boston
Transcript.
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No Cure for it,
Grubbs Do you think there is any
real cure for hay fever?
Stubbs Some persons believe
hanging or beheading will do the
trick, but in my own view it survives
as a punishment in the next world.
Indianapolis News.
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What He Wanted.
Her Father (viciously) So, you
ant to become my son-in-law, young
man?
Young Man No; I merely want to
marry your daughter. Indianapolis
Star.
till
Hack to Consciousness.
The sick man has just come out of
long delirium.
"Where am I?" he said feebly, as
he felt the loving hands making him
comfortable. "Where am I?" In
heaven?"
'No, dear," cooed his devoted wife.
am still with you." Kansas City
INDUSTRIAL ITEMS OF
L
The Marshfield Record of Oct. 8
contains four pages of views of the
work being done by the S. P. Co. on
their new line to Coos Bay, including
a view of the new $1,500,000 bridge
across the bay. These are the best
photographs yet published and give
the world the first graphic picture of
the immense work being done in that
section by the railroad.
Revival of railroad activity in Ore
gon is the surest indication of re
turning prosperity.
Eugene is to have a factory for the
manufacture of wooden handles.
A $200,000 timber sale in Coos
county to a Minneapolis syndicate Is
reported by Frederick A. Kribs.
Powers is to have a new bank.
Geo. W. Moore of Toledo, has re
resumed operations on a 10-hour day.
According to reports Newport of
fers $100,000 bonus to the P. '& W.
C. R. R. Nav. Co. as inducement for
early construction.
The Booth Kelly Lumber Co. of
Eugene has let contract for logging
between 8,000,000 and 10,000,000
feet of timber.
Wool growers are receiving from
22 to 25 cents for fall clip.
Mollalla Electric Co. will furnish
Butteville with electric lights.
Amity hag disposed ot $15,000
bonds to build water system.
L. C. Hochett of Newport has been
canning herring the same as sardines
and salmon with satisfactory results.
Florence has sold $10,000 bonds
for city water system.
J. H. Newman is developing sales
territory for Sluslaw salmon, out of
Eugene.
Florence expects to have a fruit
cannery next year.
Only 19 miles of rails remain to be
laid before Coos Bay is connected
with the mail line of the S. P.
Corvallis is planning on a Carnegie
library.
J. R. Job, Venetia, has started a
box factory and mill.
Klamath Falls' new mill of 50,000
feet capacity is being erected near
Modoc Point.
The Columbia River highway may
be used as far as Bridal Veil.
Contracts for a bridge across Suck
er creek at Grants Pass has been let.
Bids for paving on Front street in
Marshfield were awarded to the War
ren Construction Co.
Florence will spend $5000
plank road to North Fork.
Surveyors are laying out new road
from Comstock to Canyonville,
A movement is on foot to enlarge
Springfield high school.
The fare from Vancouver to Port
land has been reduced from 30c to
25c by the P. R. L. & P. Co.
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1080 ACRES OF DEEDED LAND
FOR SALE
ONE OF THE BEST
COMBINATION
RANCHES IN
THE COUNTY.
370 acres of this is wheat land now in culti
vation. The balance is pasture land,
well watered, with government land
adjoining. 130 acres fenced
hog-tight.
$14,500
Good Terms
CONSULT
SMEAD & CRAWFORD
Heppner, Oregon
"rvr?Sirss
on
25 YEARS AGO IN HEPPNER
Our merchant, C. S. VanPuyn, left
yesterday to recuperate in our fa
mous Blue mountains. Van has been
ailing for some weeks, and looks for
a relief in a few days' camp life. Will
Walbridge accompanied him.
Chas. Johnson, son of Henry John
son, of Dayville country, was here
last week to buy goods. He formerly
did his trading at The Dalles, but
Heppner has long since occupied that
Held, and the stockmen are taking
advantage of the same.
The efforts of our job printer, Mr
V. Crawford, are now bringing us
more work in that line than ever be
fore. We have found it absolutely
necessary to have more help, and
have taken means to secure the same.
Mrs. G. W. Swaggart and daughter
Albry, are visiting Mr. and Mrs. C. L.
Andrews, of Seattle this week. They
will look in on Portland's great ex
position while passing through the
metropolis.
Work was started at North Dalles
last week on the new shoe factory.
The North Dalles has every prospect
of making a city.
Sam Kinsman started a car load
ot horses to Kansas City last week,
his brother, James Kinsman, accom
panying the shipment.
Some time ago Abe Thorp, of Hay
stack, was reported missing, and
whisperings of plain, everyday stock
stealing were circulated in connection
with his hitherto fair name. He sub
sequently returned and denied the
allegation, and positively asserted
that he could lick the allegator.
Since that important event, Abe has
been waited upon by a number of rep
resentative citizens of Haystack, so
we are informed, and asked to find
new location or adorn the end of
a rope tied to a very convenient libm.
Therefore this paper has good rea
son to believe that "more truth than
poetry" graced the original hossthief
story. He has since takeii his band
of horses out of the country, passing
through Heppner last Saturday,
Heppner's artesian well was tested
last week, and though a four-inch lift
pump was run steadily for 36 hours
they failed to lower it below the
end of the sixty foot pipe. The wa
ter is slightly warm, showing a tem
perature of 65 degrees, very pure and
soft.
GET THE UP-TO-DATE STYLES, AND
The Best In Workmanship And Fabric
PEARSON, The Tailor
Is now located in his new quarters on Main
Street, and is displaying the finest line of sam
ples of Fall and Winter suitings ever brought
to town. Step in and look them over and make
your selection early. -:- -:- -;. .;. .;.
CLEANING, PRESSING, REPAIR WORK
HEPPNER WOOD YARD
E. E. BEEMAN, Prop.
Dealer In
Wood and Coal
Leave orders with Slocum Drug Co. or phone Main 60.
Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and
Posts, for Sale by
HEPPNER FARMERS' UNION
WAREHOUSE CO.
Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest
Price Paid for Hides and Pelts.
For a Game of Ten Pins
VISIT THE
'. NEW BRUNSWICK :
SANDERSON & CRAWFORD, PROPS.
Pocket Billiards and a Good Time
UPPER END OF MAIN STREET.
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