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Newspaper Page TextTHE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY, SEPT. 30, 1915 PAGE TTTREE SOME OF THE BEST FROM "JUDGE" s l'KOKKSSHJXAL COLUMN Dr. H. T. ALLISON Physician & Surgeon Office In Gunn Building. HEPPNER, OREGON Dr.N. E.WINNARD Physician & Surgeon Office in Fair Building HEPPNER - - OREGON Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN DENTIST Offices over the New Postofflce. HEPPNER, OREGON A. D. McMURDO, M.D. Physician & Surgeon Office in Patterson Drug Store HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON Dr. JOHN B. DYE DENTIST Room 16, lone Hotel, lone, Ore. C. E. WOODSON ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Office in Palace Hotel, Heppner, Oregon SAM E. VAN VACTOR ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Offce on west end ot May Street HEPPNER, OREGON S. E. NOTSON ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Office in Court House, Heppner, F. H. ROBINSON LAWYER IONE OREGON Knappenberg & Johnson ATTORNEYS AND COl'NCELORS AT LAW IONE -: :-: :-: :-: OREGON CLYDE and DICK WELLS SHAVING PARLOUS Three doors Bouth of Postofflce. Shaving 25c Halrcutting 35c Bathroom in connection. PATTERSON & ELDER 2 Doors North Palace Hotel. TONSORAL ARTISTS FINE BATHS SHAVING 25c J. H. BODE MERCHANT TAILOR i HEPPNER :-: :-: v: OREGON W. L. SMITH ABSTRACTER Only complete set of abstract books in Morrow County. HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON "Tailoring That Satisfies" LOUIS PEARSON MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON F.M. DYE, M. D. DENTIST Permanently located in Odd Fel lows Building, Rooms 4 and 6. HEPPNER, ORGEON THE CONFECTIONERY HARDMAN, OREGON WILL SERVE ICE CREAM HERE AFTER ON SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS. COMPLETE LINE OF CONFEC TIONERYFRUITS IN SEASON. W. H. AYERS, Proprietor ToiftniinnA vour orders to Hum- preys Drug Co. for the sawing of lm. When you need two-vision lenses be sure to get T(RYPT0T( LENSES 1V (H'om by over 250,000 people) For in all other two-vision lenses there is a line or seam between the near and far vision portions that makes the wearer look less than his best, and unmistakably brands him or her with a sign of age. Krypton are double-vision lenses mm look exactly uiferrguiarone vision lenses because there are nouncsorseamsin tbem. Dr. Winnard can supply these lenses Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. What Are YOU Worth From the (UP? It Is estimated that the average man is worth $2 a day from the neck down" what is he worth from the neck up That depends en tirely upon training. If you are trained so that you plan and direct work you are worth ten times as much as the man who can work only under orders. The IflUrnttltntl CorfMBOndinci School go to the man who is struggling along on small pay and say to him, ' We will train you for promotion right where you are, or we will quality you to take up a more congenial line of work at a much liigher snlarv." Every month sev eral hundred stu dents voluntarily report advancement as the direct result of I. C. R. training. You need riot lenve your present work, or vour own hnni. Mark this coupon at once and mail it. Rv" Jt"V. if later aalioaal Cirpessouiciice sctosis Mens etpiiHi tttmt urn tier opiikhuou uu , put, now 1 cn qiuuly fnj the position, trade, piofetilon before which I have marked X. Automobile RnnntDg Poultry FurroluK Bookkeeper Sutsograpt.er Advertising Mm Show-Ctrd Writing Window Trimming Commercial llluifrat InduttrUI Designing Architectural Drufis. ChrroUt f Spanish LanKUBgei J trench Banking I Ucrman Cit.1 SjrvlcUulin i:iei'triciil Wlreman ! lecli ical Engineer Mechanical Draftsman Mechanical Engineer Telephone Expert Stationary '.npineer Teitfle Manufacturing Civil Engineer tiullJliiK Contractor Architect Concrete Constnict'n riumbing, Steam Fltt'g Mine Foreman Mine Superintendent t Name City Stated J.N.McKinnellRteMsr. 202 McKay Bldg., Portland RED FRONT Livery & Feed Stables Wilms STEWART, Proprietor. First Class livery Rigs kept constantly on hand and can be furnished on short no tice to parties desiring to drive into the interior. First class Hacks and Buggies Call arouad and see us. We cater to the Commercial Travel ers and Camping Parties and can furnish rigg and driv er on short notice. HEPPNER . . . OREGON t Class in Current Events. Teacher What lessons do we learn from the attack on the Darden- elles? Prize Scholar That a strait beats three kings, Dad says. I I I I In Boston. Small William Father, kindly convey to my mind the meaning of the word "hobo." Paternal Ancester That is the consuetudinary designation ot an in digent traveler, my son. III! Plenty of Co vera. First Summer Hotel Boarder I couldn't sleep last night for the Cold. How did you manage? Second Summer Hotel Boarder Fine. We put the railroad ticket, the hotel folder and the proprietor's bill on the bed. i I I I In Grammar. "Now, Jimmie," said the Teacher, "let us take the verb to be. What is the past of is?" "Was," said Jimmie. "Very good," said the Teacher. "And what is the past of be?" "BUZZ!" roared Jimmie. I t 1 Unkind. Tired Business Man Take danc ing lessons! Well, I guess not! There are too many other ways by which I can make a fool of myself. His Loving Wife Yes, dear, but you have tried all of those. I I I I The Wrong Man. A lawyer, who had to attend court in Chicago next day, before retiring for the night asked the telephone op erator to call him at four o'clock that he might catch the 4:20 a. m. train on the Illinois Central for Spring field. Accordingly four o'clock came, and the operator remembered the call, but was so drowsy as to err in the number, and instead of the law yer rang the Rev. Mr. Jones. After she had strained the batteries sev eral times, the minister rolled out of bed and somnambulated to the tele phone and said: "Hello! What do you want?" "It is four now," the operator po litely replied. "A funeral?" questioned the min ister. "You misunderstand me," an swered the central. "Miss Stanley," the reverend gen tleman repeated. "No, that isn't what I said," ex claimed the girl becoming frustrated. "Not quite dead?" echoed the minister in excited tones. "You are quite a dunce," returned the operator fiercely. "Me, come at once?" queried the somnambulist. At this the temper of the operator escaped all bounds, and she shouted, "You old fool, wake up; or else go to bed and hold your tongue." "Well, well!" exclaimed the min ister awaking, "what can this all mean?" and he hung up the receiver. "Yes," snapped the girl to herself, "That's just like a lawyer!" MM There Was a Doubt. Here is a little story that was told by Congressman William H. Murray, of Oklahoma, in gently throwing tae harpoon Into a lawyer friend: One afternoon a stranger debarked from a train at a bustling town in the west and headed up the street. Fi nally he met a party that looked like a native. "Pardon me," said the stranger, halting the likely looking party. "Are you a resident of this town?" "Yes, sir," was the ready rejoinder of the other. "Been here something like 60 years. What can I do for you?" "I am looking for a criminal law yer," responded the stranger. "Have you one here?" "Well," reflectively answered the native, "we think we have, but we can't prove it on him." Philadelphia Telegram. I I M A Total Abstainer. "Isn't your wife, sir, a little addict ed to loquacity?" "Of course not, doctor! My wife never touches a drop of anything strong." Baltimore American. MM Grateful Papa. Miss Curley kept a private school, and one morning was interviewing a new pupil. "What does your father do to earn his living?" the teacher asked. "Please, ma'am," was the prompt reply, "he doesn't live with us. My mamma supports me." "Well, then," asked the teacher, "how does your mother earn her liv ing?" "Why," replied the little girl, in an artless manner, "she gets paid for staying away from father." Argo naut. Mrs. Esther Turner, of Weston, is visiting at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John E. Johnson in this city. A. E. Johnson, of lone, transacted business in Heppner a few hours last t Saturday, CURE SUCCESSFUL Philadelphia, Sept. 25. Physi cians who have spent years in the study of tuberculosis declared today at the closing session of the seventh annual meeting of the American As sociation of Clinical Research, at the Hahnemann medical college, that the cure evolved by Dr. Jefferson D. Gib son of Denver, Col., retiring president of the association, is one that in 10 years ought to place tuberculosis among the relatively nonfatal dis eases. Dr. Gibson mentioned the cure in his address opening the meeting on Thursday and described it in detail in a paper at today's session. It pro vides a cure by adding X-rays, ozone and static electricity to the climatic and dietetic treatment now common in tuberculosis hospitals. By this method, he claims, the presence of the disease can be detect ed in healthy, robust persons even before the well known symptoms be gin to form and cures can be effected in advanced cases In remarkably short time. In his paper today Dr. Gibson said: "It might seem that I have allowed my enthusiasm to run away with me in studying this cure, but I think a feeling of gratification at least, is jus tified when I say that out of 757 cases thus treated there have been only 61 deaths. "I wish to state now with emphasis that the X-ray will finally bring about the emancipation of the human race from this dreadful scourge. In a few years when the method is better de veloped it will be a disgrace for a physician to' allow a case of tubercu losis of any kind to progress to an ad vanced stage, because the X-rays even now find the incipient tenden cies, even before the symptoms begin to form." The following officers were elected: President, Dr. Coleman, New York, first vice president, Dr. William Snow New York; second vice president, Dr. Leon T. Ashcraft, Philadelphia. Dr. Krauss of Boston is the secre tary. First Picture Exper ience in "Commuters" "I have just finished my initial ex perience as a motion picture actress," confesses pretty Irene Fenwick who plays "Hetty" in George Kleine's film version of the famous James Forbes' comedy, "The Commuters." "And the experience was certainly unique. Acting for moving pictures should be incorporated into every course of training for actors. In no other way can you see your own mannerisms, your own characteristics, so well. You can see when you are exagger ating and when a bit of work is un derdone without taking anyone's op inion for it but your own. Self-criticism is always the most stringent. "I think success in picture work depends more upon personality, on appealing mannerisms and true act ing ability than on anything else; and while real success requires a direct and forceful telling of the story, there is, after all, far more sublety and delicate delineation in good work than most observers fancy. "And it is hard work," continued Miss Fenwick who is appearing daily in "The Song of Songs" at the El tinge Theatre. "Particularly hard on me, with rehearsals every day be sides my regular performances. My only leisure is an hour or two after the theatre and Sundays. Thank Heaven for Sunday. That's a day of real rest for me and you can spell real anyway you like." "The Commuters" will be on the screen at the Home theater Friday and Saturday nights ot this week. A party consisting of J. W. Blev Ins, Jack Palmer, Wm. Thompson and Floyd S. Angell, passed through Heppner Sunday on their way to Fossil. These gentlemen had been taking in the Round-Up. Mrs. William Haylor returned to her home in Portland Tuesday after a visit of ten days in this city with her husband. She was accompanied as far as the Junction by Mr. Hay lor. Lyman D. Swick, the Grant county stockman, passed through Heppner Monday on his way home after tak ing in the Round-Up at Pendleton. Glenn Young has accepted a posi tion in the Case Furniture store, where he will work outside of school hours and on Saturdays. M. L. Case and M. J. Bradford, well known local business men, are spending the week In the mountains on a hunting trip. R. H. Weeks, came down from the Hamilton ranch and spent Sunday visiting with friends in this city. A daughter arrived at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Emmett Jones last Saturday. PERSONAL MENTION f ? t ? ? ? 1080 ACRES OF DEEDED LAND FOR SALE ONE OF THE BEST COMBINATION RANCHES IN THE COUNTY. x X X x X ? f f f ? ? T t T T T ? T f f f T f t ? f f t t T ? 370 acres of this is wheat land now in culti vation. The balance is pasture land, well watered, with government land adjoining. 130 acres fenced hog-tight. $14,500 Good Terms CONSULT SMEAD & CRAWFORD Heppner, Oregon -- t - - - - GET THE UP-TO-DATE STYLES, AND The Best In Workmanship And Fabric PEARSON, Hie Tailor Is now located in his new quarters on Main Street, and is displaying the finest line of sam ples of Fall and Winter suitings ever brought to town. Step in and look them over and make your selection early. -:- -:- -:- -:- -:- CLEANING, PRESSING, REPAIR WORK V4f HEPPNER WOOD YARD E E. BEEMAN, Prop. Dealer In Wood and Coal Leave orders with Slocum Drug Co. or phone Main 60. Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and Poets, for Sale by HEPPNER FARMERS' UNION WAREHOUSE CO. Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest Price Paid for Hides and Pelts. For a Game of Ten Pins VISIT THE NEW BRUNSWICK SANDERSON & CRAWFORD, PROPS. Pocket Billiards UPPER END OF ? ? f, r ? ? ? ? ? ? t ? ? t ? ? f ? t t t f ? T T ? T T t ? ? ? t t r ? ? ? t ? T t t V V V " V ' V " V 4 ? and a Good Time MAIN STREET. your wood.